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(WWL)   If you're an Alabama fan, videotaping yourself teabagging a passed-out LSU fan on Bourbon Street may seem like a good idea at the time, but it also means two years in Angola   (wwl.com) divider line 97
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2012-11-29 12:52:58 PM
Is this where I make the joke about how he'll now have two years of enjoying reciprocal teabagging?

...and tossing somebody's salad, let's not forget that, too.
 
2012-11-29 01:04:15 PM
"What started off as what seemed like a harmless drunken prank has snowballed into a really bad situation for a lot of people," Kennedy explained.

Really, counselor? Snowballed?
 
2012-11-29 01:08:55 PM
While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.
 
2012-11-29 01:23:17 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


10 months in jail even seems excessive.
 
2012-11-29 01:25:12 PM
Heh, I remember this. I remember incurring the wrath of Farkdom for basically saying, "Big Whoop, who cares?". But yeah, two years is a totally just punishment for the crime. Geezus, you could beat someone half to death and cripple them and not get two years.
 
2012-11-29 01:25:24 PM
I'm throwing on my Bama gear and going to the SEC championship game this weekend, but I'm praying (as hard as an atheist can) that nobody poisons Uga's water dish. You can try teabagging him at your own risk.
 
2012-11-29 01:25:28 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


Since some states think its ok that you get labelled a sex offender for visiting a prostitute or urinating in public, I'd say it was a distinct possibility that could have happened to this guy.
 
2012-11-29 01:26:10 PM

davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.


until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.
 
2012-11-29 01:29:26 PM

thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.


You're passed out drunk. What trauma?
 
2012-11-29 01:30:44 PM

Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.
 
2012-11-29 01:31:37 PM
Somehow I get the feeling there is a lot more teabagging in this guys future..........
 
2012-11-29 01:33:15 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


How about I come over, get you passed-out drunk, put my balls on your face, tape it, and post it on the internet. Then you'll see where the trauma is. If anyone ever did this to me, I'd be the one doing jail time.
 
2012-11-29 01:33:29 PM

thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.



The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2012-11-29 01:33:38 PM

thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.


Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

//now I remember how the original thread went to OUTRAGE!
 
2012-11-29 01:34:18 PM
Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?
 
2012-11-29 01:35:22 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


I am sure a lot of people have thought something similar before they raped someone.
 
2012-11-29 01:35:40 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


You're passed out drunk, getting violated sexually by another man without your consent. You don't think that's a traumatic experience? Are you not aware that there's a trial going on over this? I'm sure you could ask any of the countless former and current 'Bama players who do the same thing to women on a routine basis and get away with it if it's a traumatic experience for their victims.

As for this asshole's punishment, he should have thought of the consequences before he got drunk and sexually assaulted someone else who was passed out. There's no excuse, and I hope he enjoys his time in prison and then dealing with his status as a sex offender.
 
2012-11-29 01:36:27 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.


... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.
 
2012-11-29 01:37:15 PM
I love that Bourbon Street Krystals.
 
2012-11-29 01:37:58 PM

velvet_fog: Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

You're passed out drunk, getting violated sexually by another man without your consent. You don't think that's a traumatic experience? Are you not aware that there's a trial going on over this? I'm sure you could ask any of the countless former and current 'Bama players who do the same thing to women on a routine basis and get away with it if it's a traumatic experience for their victims.

As for this asshole's punishment, he should have thought of the consequences before he got drunk and sexually assaulted someone else who was passed out. There's no excuse, and I hope he enjoys his time in prison and then dealing with his status as a sex offender.


According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.
 
2012-11-29 01:38:20 PM

thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.


I kind of feel like if you go and get passed out in an alley with no friends who will keep that from happening to you...well, you might need that wake-up call.

But the person doing that is never in the right and deserves to have the person wake up and do something similar to this.

And I wouldn't have a problem with the guy who killed him like that getting off scot-free, either.
 
2012-11-29 01:39:25 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.

Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public.


Right, the grownup thing to do is to expose yourself in public and get arrested for assault.
 
2012-11-29 01:40:31 PM
Ahh, SEC fans. The fat, white underbelly of college football.
Here, hold mah beer...watch this!
 
2012-11-29 01:40:32 PM

SkylineRecords: According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.


I'm up for having them create a douchebag list. You can maybe appeal in a few years by having a bunch of reputable people come in and claim that you've stopped being a douchebag. Not all the way down to hipstery things like "you like X band" or whatever, but for things like this, pouring beer on people at stadia, etc.
 
2012-11-29 01:41:38 PM
If he had just raped him, he probably would have gotten a lighter sentence.
 
2012-11-29 01:42:18 PM

mjohnson71: I love that Bourbon Street Krystals.


If there was ever a place doing great business at 2AM...
 
2012-11-29 01:42:52 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Ow! That was my feelings!: thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.

Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public.

Right, the grownup thing to do is to expose yourself in public and get arrested for assault.


Hey, I think they are both immature twits and yes I think the T-bagger deserves to be punished. Two years? Com'n.
 
2012-11-29 01:43:30 PM

IAmRight: SkylineRecords: According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.

I'm up for having them create a douchebag list. You can maybe appeal in a few years by having a bunch of reputable people come in and claim that you've stopped being a douchebag. Not all the way down to hipstery things like "you like X band" or whatever, but for things like this, pouring beer on people at stadia, etc.


Agreed. Matthew Clemmons, A.K.A. the Phillies fan who purposely vomited on an 11-year-old, deserves a 15-year sentence on that list.
 
2012-11-29 01:45:28 PM

IAmRight: I kind of feel like if you go and get passed out in an alley with no friends who will keep that from happening to you...well, you might need that wake-up call.


I don't know the letter of the law, especially down south, but he should have been written up on charges like public drunkenness. I don't know the guy's story or why he didn't have friends with him, but I don't expect any fellow Americans to be t bagged in public. Thats so much more a European thing.
 
2012-11-29 01:45:38 PM

lunchinlewis: Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?



I think they take those from a desk in the NOLA police station.  They all look just like that, with the camera looking up.  Kinda strange.
 
2012-11-29 01:47:26 PM
Queue the Chin Music, Maestro.
 
2012-11-29 01:49:01 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


I hope all of your future dates get a chance to read this before they go out with you...
 
2012-11-29 01:49:15 PM
First and only time I have ever had Krystals came from that restaurant. Good snacks! Also, can you imagine losing your job over this?
 
2012-11-29 01:51:24 PM
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I like to humiliate guys! Sure! I'm no different than those guys are now, man. Like I used to be the same way. I used to dress guys up like bananas and walk them around the quad. OR I'd take a banana and stick it up some guy's ass in front of his best friend and I'd be like HEY!!! Banana ass! Wh- how ya doin'? Or maybe I'd like, uhhh, I'd like take the tip of my penis and stick it in a guy's mouth for like, just a second! Ya know what I mean, while he was sleeping. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I'M ALL ABOUT THAT shiat! You don't stungun a guy who was a goddamn legend! Those guys, they need to RECOGNIZE that shiat! I WAS A F- I WAS A TRAILBLAZER! These kids these days in fraternities, it's like they don't have any respect. They don't care about anybody but themselves, ya know? And I don't understand that. It's like they live in a fantasy world where OH NO, THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCES for my actions. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!! AND TREAT PEOPLE HOWEVER THE HELL I WANNA TREAT 'EM!!! And I don't get that.
 
2012-11-29 01:52:46 PM

thecpt: I don't know the letter of the law, especially down south, but he should have been written up on charges like public drunkenness. I don't know the guy's story or why he didn't have friends with him, but I don't expect any fellow Americans to be t bagged in public.


Why do you keep writing it t bagged? It's teabagged - like dipping a bag of tea into hot water.

/apparently our Motor T people used to love doing sh*t like that to each other in Iraq
//glad I was supply and we thought sh*t like that was disgusting and not in a funny way
 
2012-11-29 01:52:49 PM

French Rage: mjohnson71: I love that Bourbon Street Krystals.

If there was ever a place doing great business at 2AM...


and 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am...

But there's nothing worse than stumbling out of there, turning onto Canal and walking into the rising sunlight.
 
2012-11-29 01:54:23 PM

Coelacanth Filet: I'm throwing on my Bama gear and going to the SEC championship game this weekend, but I'm praying (as hard as an atheist can) that nobody poisons Uga's water dish. You can try teabagging him at your own risk.


No worries. Ugas die and get replaced so often nobody would suspect a thing. They get pretty fat for some reason though, so yeah precede with caution on the teabagging.

/I'll have my neighbors spread the word when they go over.
 
2012-11-29 01:55:40 PM

IAmRight: Why do you keep writing it t bagged? It's teabagged - like dipping a bag of tea into hot water.

/apparently our Motor T people used to love doing sh*t like that to each other in Iraq
//glad I was supply and we thought sh*t like that was disgusting and not in a funny way


I don't know. I've never had anyone point it out to me. I think because I first saw it typed that way while playing counter strike (tbag was explicable, less letters to type). It justifies the separation in my mind of teabags from t bagging so I don't giggle every afternoon when I make green tea.
 
2012-11-29 01:59:20 PM
I was wondering if they would ever find out who that guy was and if they would prosecute. Damn, 10 months in prison though?

/most expensive tea ever!
 
2012-11-29 02:12:39 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


Yeah! It's not like this guy has ever exposed his genitals in public and touched an unwilling stranger with it------oh wait
 
2012-11-29 02:13:02 PM

thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.


No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.
 
2012-11-29 02:14:07 PM
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Is Angola the new Australia?
 
2012-11-29 02:17:20 PM

Broktun: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 290x320] 

Is Angola the new Australia?


what a nice picnic in angola might look like:

theadvocate.com
 
2012-11-29 02:17:30 PM
He may get a share of sweaty cheesy prison balls smeared on his face.
 
2012-11-29 02:18:37 PM
ROLE TIED
 
2012-11-29 02:19:47 PM

dejavoodoo64: thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.

No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.


I think you people are confused by the assumption that fault is an either/or question. Could the victim have done something to prevent this from happening to him? Yes. Does that make it his fault? No. Could he have prevented it from happening at all? That depends whether or not there would've been another passed out fan of the wrong team waiting for a teabagging.

I think what's confusing people about the sex offender possibilty is that his motive was not sexual gratification. Of course, this is not required in order for someone to be guilty of sexual assault, but I can see why people might think it is or should be.
 
2012-11-29 02:22:17 PM
All told, it's probably a fair sentence, but I really don't see how anyone looks at this as a sex thing. It was meant to humiliate not titillate. Unless the dude is sporting a rager or something.
 
2012-11-29 02:29:10 PM

lunchinlewis: Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?


Tents, right now. They are building new jails. We have only occasional escapes.
 
2012-11-29 02:34:26 PM

tortilla burger: xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.

Yeah! It's not like this guy has ever exposed his genitals in public and touched an unwilling stranger with it------oh wait


He probably thinks it's ok to go up to a sleeping woman and rub his junk all over her body, as long as there's no penetration, it's totally fine.


This guy is going to be very popular in the slammer.
 
2012-11-29 02:38:46 PM

NorCalLos: dejavoodoo64: thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.

No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.

I think you people are confused by the assumption that fault is an either/or question. Could the victim have done something to prevent this from happening to him? Yes. Does that make it his fault? No. Could he have prevented it from happening at all? That depends whether or not there would've been another passed out fan of the wrong team waiting for a teabagging.

I think what's confusing people about the sex offender possibilty is that his motive was not sexual gratification. Of course, this is not required in order for someone to be guilty of sexual assault, but I can see why people might think it is or should be.


It's the 'you can never blame the victim' mentality. Any suggestion that the victim may have increased their chances of becoming a victim through their own idiocy is met with outrage. Sorry, I just don't feel very sorry for the victim in this particular case. Did he deserve it? Of course not. Should the perp be punished? Of course. But if he didn't get passed out drunk in public, thereby increasing the odds of being victimized, he wouldn't have had balls on his face.
 
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