You know when Trump throws a right hook, it's the hugest, most luxurious knuckle sandwich your face has ever experienced. You will have the most elegant bruising following top-of-the-line pure exquisite pain that's of the highest quality available today. Past and future blows to your face will pale in comparison to the unsurpassed grandeur of the TrumpPunch.

/That's all I got
//Dude's headed for kleenex box shoes and jars full of his own pee and toenail clippings. Of the finest quality.

missiv: Donald gave him the wrong advice, both of these pasty rich boys write checks their asses can't cash. The best way to avoid a fight is to not start one, specially with an opponent who fought in a boxing ring for a few years. Never start a fight with a WWII vet, an ex-boxer, or a sitting president. Oliver served up a one hell of a beat down, and had ole boy arrested for his trouble.

I'd also probably add Buzz Aldrin to that list