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2012-11-29 11:45:46 AM
I think it's time to kill Twitter. It seems to only be extending the relevance of has-beens and losers like Trump and Palin.
 
2012-11-29 11:56:36 AM
With all the money and power Trump has, he has time to engage in petty stuff like this?
 
2012-11-29 11:58:47 AM

Godscrack: With all the money and power Trump has, he has time to engage in petty stuff like this?


All the man does is market himself. His work IS petty stuff like this. Convincing people he has relevance and can add value simply by attaching himself to shiat.
 
2012-11-29 12:19:54 PM
Trump is an accomplished failure. He manages, like Diogenes said, to market himself when in reality everything he touches is classless and trashy.

Think about it. He bankrupted a casino. Given the ridiculous profits most casinos take in, do you know how hard that is to do? In some of his properties, the tenants have banded together to fire his management and maintenance teams because they are doing such a shiat-ass job. Even his kids are asking him to shut the fark up because he is damaging the Trump name.

He is the epitome of wealthy low-class. I wish he would shut the fark up and go away forever, but that will never happen unless that marmot on his head comes to life and chokes him in his sleep.
 
2012-11-29 12:24:42 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Trump is an accomplished failure. He manages, like Diogenes said, to market himself when in reality everything he touches is classless and trashy.

Think about it. He bankrupted a casino. Given the ridiculous profits most casinos take in, do you know how hard that is to do? In some of his properties, the tenants have banded together to fire his management and maintenance teams because they are doing such a shiat-ass job. Even his kids are asking him to shut the fark up because he is damaging the Trump name.

He is the epitome of wealthy low-class. I wish he would shut the fark up and go away forever, but that will never happen unless that marmot on his head comes to life and chokes him in his sleep.


Shining, gold covered proof that money does not guarantee class.
 
2012-11-29 12:35:06 PM

Diogenes: I think it's time to kill Twitter. It seems to only be extending the relevance of has-beens and losers like Trump and Palin.


The only two things Twitter is good for is breaking sports news and @DadBoner

The rest of it is a platform for showcasing how uninteresting, unintelligent, and unfunny people that you once respected are.
 
2012-11-29 12:35:54 PM

WorldCitizen: Shining, gold covered proof that money does not guarantee class.


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2012-11-29 12:44:30 PM
Hey, his face beat the crap out of that guy's hand.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-11-29 12:46:39 PM

AdolfOliverPanties:
but that will never happen unless that marmot on his head comes to life and chokes him in his sleep.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 12:56:57 PM
I would pay extra income tax if it meant I could punch Donald Trump in the face repeatedly.
 
2012-11-29 02:00:06 PM

tnpir: I would pay extra income tax if it meant I could punch Donald Trump in the face repeatedly.


I would pay significant money to burn Trump alive.

Also, that money should be tax deductible as a charitable donation.
 
2012-11-29 03:04:41 PM
The madness of King Trump. He's probably got inbreeding somewhere in his lineage. I think his mother farked a fox. Look at that hair.
 
2012-11-29 03:07:40 PM
I thought Donald Trump Junior and the rest of the family were telling The Donald that he needs to back off on teh crazy, as he's killing the brand.

I guess The Donald thinks he's above what anyone thinks about the brand.
 
2012-11-29 03:23:49 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The madness of King Trump. He's probably got inbreeding somewhere in his lineage. I think his mother farked a fox. Look at that hair.


I've just been assuming mercury poisoning.
 
2012-11-29 03:28:34 PM
Dear Society,

If I suffer a massive stroke, or serious lead poisoning, or other major neurological trauma resulting in my becoming interested in anything Donald Trump has to say, I will at that point go on Twitter myself, follow him, and find out what he's saying without any assistance from you. Please feel free that neither I nor any other human being with a functioning brain needs your help to learn what idiocy has spewed from his polyester-bedecked cranium today.

Thank you.
 
2012-11-29 03:34:33 PM
I love this outrage :)
 
2012-11-29 04:12:53 PM
Donald gave him the wrong advice, both of these pasty rich boys write checks their asses can't cash. The best way to avoid a fight is to not start one, specially with an opponent who fought in a boxing ring for a few years. Never start a fight with a WWII vet, an ex-boxer, or a sitting president. Oliver served up a one hell of a beat down, and had ole boy arrested for his trouble.
 
2012-11-29 04:12:57 PM
One invitation is enough, I'm there.
 
2012-11-29 04:35:10 PM
I'd still rather see Stephen Colbert dip his balls in The Donald's mouth.
 
2012-11-29 04:41:09 PM

missiv: Donald gave him the wrong advice, both of these pasty rich boys write checks their asses can't cash. The best way to avoid a fight is to not start one, specially with an opponent who fought in a boxing ring for a few years. Never start a fight with a WWII vet, an ex-boxer, or a sitting president. Oliver served up a one hell of a beat down, and had ole boy arrested for his trouble.


I'd also probably add Buzz Aldrin to that list
 
2012-11-29 04:44:52 PM
I just had this vision of Death tweeting: "Just took Donald Trump. Cried like a baby & tried to bribe me. Pathetic."
 
2012-11-29 04:51:09 PM
.Donald Trump invites you to punch him in the face. Repeatedly

For how much?
 
2012-11-29 04:59:50 PM
Did he ever respond to Stephen Colbert's reasonable offer?
 
2012-11-29 05:04:12 PM

commisioner: missiv: Donald gave him the wrong advice, both of these pasty rich boys write checks their asses can't cash. The best way to avoid a fight is to not start one, specially with an opponent who fought in a boxing ring for a few years. Never start a fight with a WWII vet, an ex-boxer, or a sitting president. Oliver served up a one hell of a beat down, and had ole boy arrested for his trouble.

I'd also probably add Buzz Aldrin to that list


I'm pretty sure Buzz comes from that WWII era. I can't recall anyone alluding to Astronauts as being pansies, so, add them to the list. Boxing was a P.E. activity way back when, obviously, there is a model walking around wishing he knew how to Box. I would think there is a model walking around, who will talk nicer to his ex/baby mama the next time they meet. Being civil never goes out of style, and it can really cut down the healing time to zero.
 
2012-11-29 05:09:53 PM

browneye: .Donald Trump invites you to punch him in the face. Repeatedly

For how much?


I'd do it for free. Hell, I'd probably pay up to a couple hundred dollars if they'd allow me to record it on video and post it on YouTube.
 
2012-11-29 05:22:19 PM

AdolfOliverPanties:
He is the epitome of wealthy low-class. I wish he would shut the fark up and go away forever, but that will never happen unless that marmot on his head comes to life and chokes him in his sleep.

Unlike William Shatner's Link
 
2012-11-29 05:31:26 PM
Where does the line start?
 
2012-11-29 05:34:15 PM

Godscrack: WorldCitizen: Shining, gold covered proof that money does not guarantee class.

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Sigh...

Whenever I see stuff like that, I feel a pressing need to track down the owner and inflict bodily harm upon him.

Or at the very least, destroy his car with something appropriate.

Like a SMAW.
 
2012-11-29 05:45:04 PM
I wish Chris Brown still had a Twitter account so he could uncomfortably compliment Trump for his insight.
 
2012-11-29 07:21:17 PM
Challenge accepted!
 
2012-11-29 07:47:33 PM
You know when Trump throws a right hook, it's the hugest, most luxurious knuckle sandwich your face has ever experienced. You will have the most elegant bruising following top-of-the-line pure exquisite pain that's of the highest quality available today. Past and future blows to your face will pale in comparison to the unsurpassed grandeur of the TrumpPunch.

/That's all I got
//Dude's headed for kleenex box shoes and jars full of his own pee and toenail clippings. Of the finest quality.
 
2012-11-29 08:52:55 PM

Master of the Flying Guillotine: I wish Chris Brown still had a Twitter account so he could uncomfortably compliment Trump for his insight.provide actual fighting advice, at least as it pertains to individuals of the XX variety.


FTFY
 
2012-11-29 10:16:37 PM
The only thing Trump did right, and it's obvious she got most her genes from her mom

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2012-11-29 10:33:39 PM

Mega Steve: The only thing Trump did right, and it's obvious she got most her genes from her mom

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I think she looks more like her father. It does look like she's inherited her mother's proclivity for plastic surgery, though.
 
2012-11-30 04:10:23 AM
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext."
 
2012-11-30 04:54:17 AM

Mega Steve: The only thing Trump did right, and it's obvious she got most her genes from her mom

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... and some help erasing her father's genes from her plastic surgeon.

I really want an app that lets me cock-punch Trump.
 
2012-11-30 08:41:38 AM

sigdiamond2000: The only two things Twitter is good for is breaking sports news and @DadBoner.


@AngryButcher
 
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