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2012-11-29 01:16:12 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Anna Popplewell.
 
2012-11-29 01:19:41 PM
No pics of Kate below the neck.
Hmph.

Well, eff you too, subby.
 
2012-11-29 01:23:50 PM
Commoners getting uppity across the pond again
 
2012-11-29 01:28:33 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Commoners getting uppity across the pond again


They're not use to ladies without bolt-ons, neon donkey teeth & orange skin.
 
2012-11-29 01:31:59 PM
No nice Kate pics? Not even a Pippa?

Fine. I'm posting this:

teleprompterpresident.typepad.com
 
2012-11-29 01:39:45 PM
Oh, that hair.

/ disappoint
 
2012-11-29 01:40:48 PM
What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.
 
2012-11-29 01:41:59 PM
Kate Middleton gets new hair style. Hm, Kate Middleton has hair. I hadn't noticed

I read the headline in this guy's voice

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-29 01:44:12 PM

JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.


Shut your hole peasant.
 
2012-11-29 01:44:54 PM
superstarmagazine.com

JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.


That is some high class ice cream right there, my son.
 
2012-11-29 01:46:07 PM
You put it in HIS pooper?

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-11-29 01:55:18 PM
she's elegant hot. I'm okay with that.
 
2012-11-29 01:57:05 PM
Did Wils notice?

I didn't
 
2012-11-29 02:00:56 PM
FTA: a four-inch trim at the front.

That's a little thick for me.
 
2012-11-29 02:03:40 PM
She has very nice teeth for a brit. Are they dentures?

nationalpostlife.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-29 02:04:44 PM
betterwithfreckles.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-29 02:21:16 PM

Brick-House: She has very nice teeth for a brit. Are they dentures?

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Nah, she's just the first branch in the family tree.
 
2012-11-29 02:38:56 PM
Will and Kate need get going, the Firm needs an heir and a spare then she's done.
 
2012-11-29 02:52:52 PM
unrealitymag.com

THEY'RE THE SAME THING! HASN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
 
2012-11-29 02:54:48 PM

antron: Kate Middleton gets new hair style. Hm, Kate Middleton has hair. I hadn't noticed

I read the headline in this guy's voice

[i48.tinypic.com image 306x376]


Gotta admit, Can't wait for the next episode.
 
2012-11-29 03:02:23 PM

JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.


www2.macleans.ca

starcasm.net

www.radaronline.com

She's not to hard on the eyes.
 
2012-11-29 03:21:47 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: THEY'RE THE SAME THING! HASN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!


that feeling of dread when a woman looks at you and says, "So.... do you like it?" and you can't tell what's been changed
 
2012-11-29 03:38:52 PM

imontheinternet: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: THEY'RE THE SAME THING! HASN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

that feeling of dread when a woman looks at you and says, "So.... do you like it?" and you can't tell what's been changed


"Oh wow, you look fantastic!" Book it. Done.
 
2012-11-29 03:57:47 PM

imontheinternet: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: THEY'RE THE SAME THING! HASN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

that feeling of dread when a woman looks at you and says, "So.... do you like it?" and you can't tell what's been changed


Helps if you look up sometimes.

(o)(o)

:-p
 
2012-11-29 04:03:16 PM

Vash's Apprentice: Brick-House: She has very nice teeth for a brit. Are they dentures?

[nationalpostlife.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

Nah, she's just the first branch in the family tree.



Heh!
 
2012-11-29 04:20:26 PM
imontheinternet:
that feeling of dread when a woman looks at you and says, "So.... do you like it?" and you can't tell what's been changed

Dread
? Ok, here's the thing:

1) most of the time, "it" is her hair. If it's your wife/gf, you will notice the change unless you are a total moron. If it's just a friend... who cares? Say "do I like what?".

2) if it's not her hair, "it" is probably her top, because most English speakers refer to trousers in the plural.

3) least likely is a skirt. And she'll probably say "does this skirt look good on me?" Anyway, you can't be expected to have memorized anyone's prior wardrobe and instantly recognize new garments.

4) if you get in trouble for not guessing what "it" is... well, that was a test, and nice people don't go around testing their partners on trivial shiat, so just say "I don't appreciate being manipulated".
 
2012-11-29 05:33:52 PM

Brick-House: She has very nice teeth for a brit. Are they dentures?

[nationalpostlife.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]


that particular photo reminds me of another celebrity. can't quite put a finger on it. probably a star in the late 60s early 70s but i only know her as a mom from a movie that was mostly drunk.
 
2012-11-29 05:52:26 PM

No Such Agency: "I don't appreciate being manipulated".


that's awesome, i'm gonna use that one, at least it will bring a smile vs. being honest regarding what the stylist has done to her hair (i don't like color & i've stated this in the past but women love color).

/and to answer other questions as well like "whose parents house are we going to this Christmas?"
 
2012-11-29 05:55:51 PM
She looks pretty facially haggard for a 30 year old living in the lap of luxury, and I'm surprised that she doesn't have much of a waist, considering she's so slim. She could pass for a guy in the rear bikini shot. The haggardness could be because she smokes, which means her expensive Parisian orthodontics probably included stark white veneers. The hairdo is the least of her problems.

(Her new role in life is to have her appearance and habits dissected by merciless farkers. She walked right into that one.)
 
2012-11-29 06:10:00 PM

kumanoki: [superstarmagazine.com image 318x400]

JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.

That is some high class ice cream right there, my son.


what people don't seem to understand is that vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream. only the boring fail to understand the beauty of subtlety. and by no means is vanilla ice cream plain.
 
2012-11-29 06:30:35 PM

pute kisses like a man: kumanoki: [superstarmagazine.com image 318x400]

JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.

That is some high class ice cream right there, my son.

what people don't seem to understand is that vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream. only the boring fail to understand the beauty of subtlety. and by no means is vanilla ice cream plain.


When I was a little kid I thought that vanilla ice cream was literally just the flavorless base that other ice creams were created from.
 
2012-11-29 07:27:33 PM

Huck Chaser: pute kisses like a man: kumanoki: [superstarmagazine.com image 318x400]

JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.

That is some high class ice cream right there, my son.

what people don't seem to understand is that vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream. only the boring fail to understand the beauty of subtlety. and by no means is vanilla ice cream plain.

When I was a little kid I thought that vanilla ice cream was literally just the flavorless base that other ice creams were created from.


Like everything else, the foodies got hold of ice cream. All the new shops just have vanilla and fruit.
 
2012-11-29 07:54:04 PM

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Anna Popplewell.


Oh, you like-a da fatties!

/At least, she is by FARK standar|
 
2012-11-29 07:56:37 PM
Yesterday in Yahoo's trending now list, it was listed as "Kate Middleton bangs"

I was so disappointed when I clicked.
 
2012-11-29 07:57:31 PM
Four inch bangs?

Now there's something Farkers can relate to.
 
2012-11-29 09:24:42 PM
Anne Bancroft i

baorao: Brick-House: She has very nice teeth for a brit. Are they dentures?

[nationalpostlife.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

that particular photo reminds me of another celebrity. can't quite put a finger on it. probably a star in the late 60s early 70s but i only know her as a mom from a movie that was mostly drunk.


Anne Bancroft in Great Expectations I think. The first portion of the movie, before she turns into crazy cat pee lady.
 
2012-11-29 09:52:19 PM
FTFA:
Call me when there's an heir. Or if she wears a lumpy Comme des Garçons coat, or steps out in a pair of remotely fashion-forward shoes.

WTF are 'fashion forward' shoes? Horribly ugly uncomfortable shiat women wear as economic statements and to prove how much discomfort they will put up with to be biatchy to other women?

And Middleton's ok. She's fit and symetrical, ya. I've never been an ass man, and she's not bad-road curvy so I don't get the appeal.
 
2012-11-29 10:23:26 PM
Carpet Drapes???
 
2012-11-30 01:22:23 AM
Wow, that is one old 30 year-old.
 
2012-11-30 01:25:23 AM
She must be a smoker or else her face looks like a woman who's alot older.
 
2012-11-30 07:32:37 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JewJitsu: What did you notice then subby? Girl's plainer than vanilla ice cream.

[www2.macleans.ca image 311x620]

[starcasm.net image 490x476]

[www.radaronline.com image 415x1200]

She's not to hard on the eyes.


Holy crap, that first picture is the best. I had no idea she was that fit. RAWR
 
2012-11-30 09:25:30 AM

IlGreven: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Anna Popplewell.

Oh, you like-a da fatties!

/At least, she is by FARK standar|


Fat?!? I missed that memo.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 09:26:37 AM

Wellon Dowd: IlGreven: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Anna Popplewell.

Oh, you like-a da fatties!

/At least, she is by FARK standar|

Fat?!? I missed that memo.

[i.imgur.com image 480x600]


Studman sez MOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-11-30 09:40:31 AM

IlGreven: Wellon Dowd: IlGreven: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Anna Popplewell.

Oh, you like-a da fatties!

/At least, she is by FARK standar|

Fat?!? I missed that memo.

[i.imgur.com image 480x600]

Studman sez MOOOOOOOO!


I'd like to make her say mooooooo!
 
2012-12-02 08:18:03 AM

StoPPeRmobile: antron: Kate Middleton gets new hair style. Hm, Kate Middleton has hair. I hadn't noticed

I read the headline in this guy's voice

[i48.tinypic.com image 306x376]

Gotta admit, Can't wait for the next episode.


I had to look twice. His face/mask is fascinating. What movie/show is that from?
 
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