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2012-11-29 11:32:55 AM  
Rhymes with orange...
 
Hmmmm. Door hinge.
 
2012-11-29 11:36:48 AM  
They have meds for that now. You should check on that.
 
2012-11-29 11:37:45 AM  
Irregardless of what you think of grammer nazi's, taunting them is one of the few internet sports we have left.
Its it's own reward.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:48 AM  
I dont no why your sew upset subby. Good grammers aint being nothing two doo wit talking English rite. Their's just no thing funny about sum body geting all mad about how u talk.
 
2012-11-29 11:42:18 AM  
Grammar
COPS

Bad boys, bad boys,
What will you do when they come for you?

 
2012-11-29 11:46:30 AM  
Why do commas matter?

Because I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.
 
2012-11-29 11:54:19 AM  
Is it possible to strike a hyphen?
 
2012-11-29 11:57:23 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Irregardless of what you think of grammer nazi's, taunting them is one of the few internet sports we have left.
Its it's own reward.


There was a time when a well placed irregardless would bring an onslaught of green arrows and vitriolic rage. Now it doesn't infuriate them as much.
 
2012-11-29 12:05:56 PM  

basemetal: Because People in power are Stupid: Irregardless of what you think of grammer nazi's, taunting them is one of the few internet sports we have left.
Its it's own reward.

There was a time when a well placed irregardless would bring an onslaught of green arrows and vitriolic rage. Now it doesn't infuriate them as much.


You can still drive a grammar Nazi to anger by invoking Godwins' law.
 
2012-11-29 12:12:50 PM  
Surely we can all agree, that comic is terrible.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-11-29 12:16:50 PM  

basemetal: Because People in power are Stupid: Irregardless of what you think of grammer nazi's, taunting them is one of the few internet sports we have left.
Its it's own reward.

There was a time when a well placed irregardless would bring an onslaught of green arrows and vitriolic rage. Now it doesn't infuriate them as much.


How ironic
 
2012-11-29 01:15:57 PM  

basemetal: Because People in power are Stupid: Irregardless of what you think of grammer nazi's, taunting them is one of the few internet sports we have left.
Its it's own reward.

There was a time when a well placed irregardless would bring an onslaught of green arrows and vitriolic rage. Now it doesn't infuriate them as much.


Now it doesn't infuriate them as much to.

/pet peave
 
2012-11-29 01:58:39 PM  
My mom and my sis like watching shows like Judge Judy, and every once in a while I'll be boppin' through the living room and hear things like "We were standing there, conversatin" or "I borrowed her $500" coming from the TV. Dude! I like, totally use things like "dude, I was like totally just chillin' at the Cookie Station at the mall when these little bastiches came by and tried to totally cut on line on me and I had to totally tell one to get bent and threaten it with, like, physical violence and stuff! Not kewl, man, not kewl!" and even I know it is not "conversatin" or "I borrowed her some money". If your grammar and spelling are worse than my Cali chick slang, you have some serious issues that eclipse my issues in a totally major way dude.

/the suckage, it is totally here
//not that kind, ya pervs
 
2012-11-29 02:05:10 PM  
Dearest Subby,
Eat a bowel of dicks.
Sincerely,
K T
 
2012-11-29 02:10:58 PM  

doyner: Why do commas matter?

Because I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.


Let's eat, grandpa
 
2012-11-29 02:13:02 PM  
And he's wearing a wire! Kill him!
 
2012-11-29 02:18:41 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Let's eat, Grandpa

/ftfy
 
2012-11-29 03:11:36 PM  
I would imagine that "self-ADMITTED" is a better phrasing.
 
2012-11-29 03:33:26 PM  
Don't sweat it - it's a perfectly cromulent thing to be.
 
2012-11-29 03:36:35 PM  
IN TODAY'S WORLD, YOUR IN TRUBLE IF GO CANT WRITE EFFECTIVE
 
2012-11-29 03:58:05 PM  

brap: Rhymes with orange...
 
Hmmmm. Door hinge.


door'nge

poetic license
 
2012-11-29 04:00:52 PM  
Some of those that snub grammar
are the same that seem stupid

Some of those with bad grammar
are the same that seem stupid

Those who try
are justified
for wearing the badge, quoting Strunk and White

The justified
are we who try
wearing the badge, quoting Strunk and White

And now you should feel emboldened
And now you should feel emboldened

F*ck you, I won't deal with illiteracy!
F*ck you, I won't deal with illiteracy!
 
2012-11-29 04:08:20 PM  

Cheron: IN TODAY'S WORLD, YOUR UR IN TRUBLE IF GO CANT WRITE EFFECTIVE


FTFY
 
2012-11-29 04:11:33 PM  
Subby is a self-confessed grammar grammer cop.


--pet peeve
 
2012-11-29 04:27:50 PM  

fickenchucker: Subby is a self-confessed grammar grammer cop.


--pet peeve peave


Jeezus...cant u encompatant idjuts doo nuthin rite?
 
2012-11-29 04:49:08 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: brap: Rhymes with orange...
 
Hmmmm. Door hinge.

door'nge

poetic license


Eating an orange
While making love
Makes for bizarre enj-
oyment thereof

/shamelessly stolen from Tom Lehrer
 
2012-11-29 05:41:08 PM  

Pud: basemetal: Because People in power are Stupid: Irregardless of what you think of grammer nazi's, taunting them is one of the few internet sports we have left.
Its it's own reward.

There was a time when a well placed irregardless would bring an onslaught of green arrows and vitriolic rage. Now it doesn't infuriate them as much.

How ironic


But that literally begs the question, is their a better way to ensure the rules of grammar are upheld?
 
2012-11-30 12:53:12 AM  
Everyone has a pet peeve, subby. Don't feel bad about your grammatical sphincter lock. Unless your behavior is such that you bother yourself or those around you it is merely self-awareness. If your behavior is such that family, friends, co-workers etcetera prefer not to be around you then your post is a cry for help. Good for you for admitting you have a problem. that is a major step.

If your grammar response mechanism is so severe it bothers you or others please seek professional qualified help. Don't be discouraged if you are not comfortable with the first counselor, therapist or doctor you visit. There are many to choose from in most Yellow Pages. I wish you the best of luck, subby. The road to good mental health may require work but it's worth the effort. I love you and I'm very proud of you. I'm confident you can succeed and I want you to give it your best. You're a good person and I want you to always remember that.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:42 AM  

KrispyKritter: Everyone has a pet peeve, subby. Don't feel bad about your grammatical sphincter lock. Unless your behavior is such that you bother yourself or those around you it is merely self-awareness. If your behavior is such that family, friends, co-workers etcetera prefer not to be around you then your post is a cry for help. Good for you for admitting you have a problem. that is a major step.

If your grammar response mechanism is so severe it bothers you or others please seek professional qualified help. Don't be discouraged if you are not comfortable with the first counselor, therapist or doctor you visit. There are many to choose from in most Yellow Pages. I wish you the best of luck, subby. The road to good mental health may require work but it's worth the effort. I love you and I'm very proud of you. I'm confident you can succeed and I want you to give it your best. You're a good person and I want you to always remember that.


This sound like I and the boozes, if a person replaces something like "grammar response mechanism" with "the boozes". I is can be gainfully employered, but my livers are gigantics. If I have two, does I ought worry for this? Or should I myself consult an grammar councilor?
 
2012-11-30 11:44:17 AM  

Luminiferous Aether: This sound like I and the boozes, if a person replaces something like "grammar response mechanism" with "the boozes". I is can be gainfully employered, but my livers are gigantics. If I have two, does I ought worry for this? Or should I myself consult an grammar councilor?



If you can still find your mouth, you don't have a drinking problem.
 
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