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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   Anti-tax Republican who promised during her election campaign not to raise taxes plans to charge property owners $5.3 million for snow removal this winter. Her response to critics? "It's not a tax, It's a fee for services." Oh, OK then   (democratandchronicle.com ) divider line
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2012-11-29 10:49:27 AM  
Maybe we could charge those lucky few who made millions on the backs of American workers and America's multi-billion dollar infrastructure a few "fees", too.

/naw, just kidding. they "earned" it all by their ubermensch selves.
 
2012-11-29 10:50:49 AM  
The charge will appear on the county tax bill next year as a separate line item and be based on the assessed valuation of property.

Its takes some real bullshiattery not to call these property taxes.
 
2012-11-29 10:51:35 AM  
This is what conservatives really think.
 
2012-11-29 10:52:04 AM  
If I don't pay the "fee" for the redundant F-35 engine, does it go away?
 
2012-11-29 10:52:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 10:53:18 AM  
Read my lips, no new fees for services.
 
2012-11-29 10:53:57 AM  
I don't pay income tax. I pay a U.S. Residency Fee.
 
2012-11-29 10:55:59 AM  

Drasancas: I don't pay income tax. I pay a U.S. Residency Fee.


[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2012-11-29 10:56:13 AM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]


Rich people eat lobsters. That's what they do.
 
2012-11-29 10:57:04 AM  
Actually this is an opportunity to satisfy the High Priest, Grover Norquist. The Republicans in Congress aren't going to renege on their anti-tax pledges, they're going to institute National Service Fees on income, sales, and capital gains.
 
2012-11-29 10:57:43 AM  
Fortunately for her, as long as she never used the dreaded T word, the teabaggers won't think it's socialism.
 
2012-11-29 10:57:47 AM  
A fee for service ... kind of like an insurance premium. It's no big deal when we do it.
 
2012-11-29 10:58:04 AM  

Rapmaster2000: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]

Rich people eat lobsters. That's what they do.


Syria is Iran's route to the caviar farms.
 
2012-11-29 10:58:22 AM  
Didn't the USSC just say you couldn't do this in the ACA ruling?
 
2012-11-29 10:58:25 AM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]


Not a tax:

www.fas.org

Tax:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-29 10:58:51 AM  
Republicans are in favor of all the regressive ways to get money out of the population. That's why republican states with no income taxes usually have high fees, fines, property taxes, sales taxes and any other scheme they can to get most of their operating budgets out of the poor and middle class.
 
2012-11-29 10:59:19 AM  

Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.


This is literally true. Mort Roomney raised "fees" by millions of dollars while he was governer of MA.
 
2012-11-29 10:59:34 AM  
Fees are what nourish capitalism. Taxes are what feed socialism. Duh.
 
2012-11-29 11:00:33 AM  
Wasn't that the original argument about the mandate in ObamaCare, that it wasn't a tax. I seem to recall the "walk like a duck, quack like a duck" line from the GOP then.
 
2012-11-29 11:02:24 AM  

Nurglitch: Actually this is an opportunity to satisfy the High Priest, Grover Norquist. The Republicans in Congress aren't going to renege on their anti-tax pledges, they're going to institute National Service Fees on income, sales, and capital gains.


Tim Pawlenty tried that here in MN during his tenure - it sort of backfired.
 
2012-11-29 11:02:25 AM  
you wouldn't be happy if they charge nothing and just let the snow pile up either now would you? no, i don't think you would. shiat costs money, you know that.
 
2012-11-29 11:03:40 AM  
It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.
 
2012-11-29 11:03:55 AM  

sdd2000: Wasn't that the original argument about the mandate in ObamaCare, that it wasn't a tax. I seem to recall the "walk like a duck, quack like a duck" line from the GOP then.


If it herps like a duck, derps like a duck...must be socialism.

// since the GOP won't call it a tax, it's not a tax. QED
// stands for "Queers, Evil Democrats"
 
2012-11-29 11:04:16 AM  

sprawl15: Rapmaster2000: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]

Rich people eat lobsters. That's what they do.

Syria is Iran's route to the caviar farms.


And check it out... $44 for a split of champagne! $44! That's very expensive and it's Bollinger too. That's like the best stuff.
 
2012-11-29 11:05:00 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: accessed property value.


errr, make that "assessed"
 
2012-11-29 11:08:26 AM  
Nothing new, they've been at this for years.

"No new taxes! (your fishing license will cost $10,000 dollars though, it's a fee)"

In case anyone has missed it, republicans don't cut spending, which means they have to find money somewhere. So now you get fees, and the shiat eater you just voted in gets to run on not having raised taxes. And you'll vote for them again, because taxes.
 
2012-11-29 11:08:30 AM  
Fees, shorty. Fees.

blogs.sohh.com
 
2012-11-29 11:09:22 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.


Shhh. Maybe if Obama can convince the Republicans to charge a "social insurance fee" or some bullshiat "instead" of a tax, they'll be able to come to an agreement on this whole fiscal cliff deal.
 
2012-11-29 11:10:36 AM  

Jackson Herring: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

This is literally true. Mort Roomney raised "fees" by millions of dollars while he was governer of MA.


Tim Pawlenty did it too in order to keep his no taxes pledge when he was Governor of MN. Except his fee's were ruled unconstitutional because they were really taxes. State budget looked great but property taxes went through the roof because the burden for mandatory services was pushed to the municipal levels.
 
2012-11-29 11:10:45 AM  

Arkanaut: Vlad_the_Inaner: It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.

Shhh. Maybe if Obama can convince the Republicans to charge a "social insurance fee" or some bullshiat "instead" of a tax, they'll be able to come to an agreement on this whole fiscal cliff deal.


"Fee" sounds like money that is helping a Job Creator put people to work.

"Tax" sounds like money that is helping a drug using welfare queen pay for her two Cadillacs.
 
2012-11-29 11:11:05 AM  

Superjew: Maybe we could charge those lucky few who made millions on the backs of American workers and America's multi-billion dollar infrastructure a few "fees", too.

/naw, just kidding. they "earned" it all by their ubermensch selves.


What about the people who make millions not on the backs of American workers?
 
2012-11-29 11:12:20 AM  

tricycleracer: Arkanaut: Vlad_the_Inaner: It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.

Shhh. Maybe if Obama can convince the Republicans to charge a "social insurance fee" or some bullshiat "instead" of a tax, they'll be able to come to an agreement on this whole fiscal cliff deal.

"Fee" sounds like money that is helping a Job Creator put people to work.

"Tax" sounds like money that is helping a drug using welfare queen pay for her two Cadillacs.


I would also guess that "fee" sounds voluntary, but "tax" is mandatory.
 
2012-11-29 11:12:40 AM  

impaler: Read my lips, no new fees for services.


Rich people LOVE fee-for-service. It cuts down on having to associate with the poors.
 
2012-11-29 11:13:50 AM  

ghare: impaler: Read my lips, no new fees for services.

Rich people LOVE fee-for-service. It cuts down on having to associate with the poors.


It's also nice and regressive.
 
2012-11-29 11:14:11 AM  
Since this "isn't" a property tax, does that mean homeowners won't be able to deduct it from the federal taxes?
 
2012-11-29 11:15:08 AM  
Technically she is correct. My township has all sorts of "fees" that I have no choice to opt in or out of so I tried to declare these as taxes paid. The accountant said, No.
 
2012-11-29 11:15:26 AM  
Not Awacs:

www.es.northropgrumman.com

Wax:

www.veganbeautyreview.com
 
2012-11-29 11:15:46 AM  
So, calling a mandate a fee and not a new tax is a Republican thing huh?
 
2012-11-29 11:16:16 AM  

qorkfiend: I would also guess that "fee" sounds voluntary, but "tax" is mandatory.


Kind of like "non-refundable pet deposit".
 
2012-11-29 11:17:28 AM  
What does the Americans for Fee for Services Reform think?

Something something bathtub something.
 
2012-11-29 11:17:28 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: So, calling a mandate a fee and not a new tax is a Republican thing huh?


Romneycare
 
2012-11-29 11:17:32 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: So, calling a mandate a fee and not a new tax is a Republican thing huh?


No, but it's especially hilarious when they do it to their brain dead constituents.
 
2012-11-29 11:17:42 AM  
Isn't this exactly the same thing Rmoney did while guv of massachusetts? Allowed him to later brag about not raising taxes...
 
2012-11-29 11:18:29 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: In case anyone has missed it, republicans don't cut spending, which means they have to find money somewhere. So now you get fees, and the shiat eater you just voted in gets to run on not having raised taxes. And you'll vote for them again, because taxes.


Or realize a Democrat will be elected to clean up the mess, so they'll be able to go nuclear on the "huge deficit tax and spenders," after spending eight years not saying a f*cking thing about their president's deficits.
 
2012-11-29 11:19:26 AM  

urbangirl: Isn't this exactly the same thing Rmoney did while guv of massachusetts? Allowed him to later brag about not raising taxes...


Now, with video goodness.
 
2012-11-29 11:19:28 AM  

Arkanaut: Vlad_the_Inaner: It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.

Shhh. Maybe if Obama can convince the Republicans to charge a "social insurance fee" or some bullshiat "instead" of a tax, they'll be able to come to an agreement on this whole fiscal cliff deal.


And invalidate Chief Justice Robert's reasoning that the mandate was constitutional because it was effectively a tax?
 
2012-11-29 11:20:13 AM  

monoski: Technically she is correct. My township has all sorts of "fees" that I have no choice to opt in or out of so I tried to declare these as taxes paid. The accountant said, No.


If this woman ever gets re-elected, the voters deserve every stupid fee they have to pay.
 
2012-11-29 11:20:32 AM  

coeyagi: What does the Americans for Fee for Services Reform think?


I tried to get a Fee'd Enough Already party going but they all thought I was trying to get them to eat healthy like Moocheele 0bummer.
 
2012-11-29 11:20:47 AM  

Citrate1007: Jackson Herring: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

This is literally true. Mort Roomney raised "fees" by millions of dollars while he was governer of MA.

Tim Pawlenty did it too in order to keep his no taxes pledge when he was Governor of MN. Except his fee's were ruled unconstitutional because they were really taxes. State budget looked great but property taxes went through the roof because the burden for mandatory services was pushed to the municipal levels.


I was a judicial clerk back when that happened - oh, we're we happy to see Pawlenty get shut down, especially since he treated us like an agency instead of an equal branch of government.
 
2012-11-29 11:21:52 AM  
Damnit, "were" not "we're" - stupid phone.
 
2012-11-29 11:22:04 AM  

Headso: coeyagi: What does the Americans for Fee for Services Reform think?

I tried to get a Fee'd Enough Already party going but they all thought I was trying to get them to eat healthy like Moocheele 0bummer.


+1 golf_clap.jpg
 
2012-11-29 11:22:31 AM  

sprawl15: urbangirl: Isn't this exactly the same thing Rmoney did while guv of massachusetts? Allowed him to later brag about not raising taxes...

Now, with video goodness.


Thanks. Both my post and me, personally, have now been enhanced and improved.
 
2012-11-29 11:22:32 AM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]


Not a receipt, either.
 
2012-11-29 11:23:24 AM  

Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.


It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.
 
2012-11-29 11:24:10 AM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]


sprawl 15,

Perhaps I'm missing the "joke" but you do know that purported receipt was proven to be phony long ago right? The NY Post, even retracted the story and noted that Michelle Obama wasn't even in NYC that day, much less staying at the Waldorf.
 
2012-11-29 11:25:31 AM  
who the hell spends $400 on lobster?
 
2012-11-29 11:28:21 AM  

lawboy87: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]

sprawl 15,

Perhaps I'm missing the "joke" but you do know that purported receipt was proven to be phony long ago right? The NY Post, even retracted the story and noted that Michelle Obama wasn't even in NYC that day, much less staying at the Waldorf.


If you think you can get Bollinger for $44 room service at the Waldorf Astoria I have a bridge or two to sell you. They charge more than $20 for a Bagel.
 
2012-11-29 11:30:16 AM  

CPennypacker: lawboy87: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]

sprawl 15,

Perhaps I'm missing the "joke" but you do know that purported receipt was proven to be phony long ago right? The NY Post, even retracted the story and noted that Michelle Obama wasn't even in NYC that day, much less staying at the Waldorf.

If you think you can get Bollinger for $44 room service at the Waldorf Astoria I have a bridge or two to sell you. They charge more than $20 for a Bagel.


It was a typo. It was actually "Boone's Farm"
 
2012-11-29 11:30:42 AM  
Not a sax:
beatspieceslondon.files.wordpress.com

Sax:
www.icangiveyouhouse.com
 
2012-11-29 11:31:11 AM  

CPennypacker: If you think you can get Bollinger for $44 room service at the Waldorf Astoria I have a bridge or two to sell you.


The Waldorf Astoria didn't have a button for corking fee on blue raspberry Mad Dog 20/20, so they used the 'shot of Bollinger' button.
 
2012-11-29 11:31:42 AM  

AdamK: who the hell spends $400 on lobster?


Fake people who show up on p-shopped receipts.
 
2012-11-29 11:33:08 AM  
Damn liberal weather! The streets should be shoveled by anyone mooching off the government! Surely that would be less expensive and more efficient than me having to pay $50.
 
2012-11-29 11:34:18 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: So, calling a mandate a fee and not a new tax is a Republican thing huh?


Again, we're not picking on this because the perpetrator is Republican, we're picking on this because the USSC made a ruling that you can't do this shiat less than two months ago. In an extremely public way, published across the US.
 
2012-11-29 11:34:20 AM  
serendipiteeblog.files.wordpress.com

Not dubstep.

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Dubstep.
 
2012-11-29 11:36:19 AM  

CPennypacker: lawboy87: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]

sprawl 15,

Perhaps I'm missing the "joke" but you do know that purported receipt was proven to be phony long ago right? The NY Post, even retracted the story and noted that Michelle Obama wasn't even in NYC that day, much less staying at the Waldorf.

If you think you can get Bollinger for $44 room service at the Waldorf Astoria I have a bridge or two to sell you. They charge more than $20 for a Bagel.


I can't believe that thing got any play at all, it had to be put together by someone who has never dined anywhere there wasn't a special going on.

"Hmmm, what's expensive food? I know lobster! And caviar! I saw that in a movie. Wait...IRANIAN caviar! I'm a farking genius."
 
2012-11-29 11:36:35 AM  

Headso: Republicans are in favor of all the regressive ways to get money out of the population. That's why republican states with no income taxes usually have high fees, fines, property taxes, sales taxes and any other scheme they can to get most of their operating budgets out of the poor and middle class.


Precisely, and they do it all under the banner that they're "reducing the size of intrustive government."

/By the way, I love that Teatarded Kansas is running a budget deficit right now.
 
2012-11-29 11:37:37 AM  

KrispyKritter: you wouldn't be happy if they charge nothing and just let the snow pile up either now would you? no, i don't think you would. shiat costs money, you know that.



I'd be fine with doing it myself. The problem is I would only do the least amount I needed for me to personally get by and not a single thing more, and they tend to frown on letting snow pile up on say the sidewalks. If the county wants to do it for me then it should let me opt in to the service instead of forcing me to pay for the service.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:58 AM  

KrispyKritter: you wouldn't be happy if they charge nothing and just let the snow pile up either now would you? no, i don't think you would. shiat costs money, you know that.


No one is making that argument. You are arguing with no one.
 
2012-11-29 11:39:11 AM  
Cool. Since I didn't request that particular service I shouldn't have to pay for it.
 
2012-11-29 11:39:54 AM  

Speaker2Animals: monoski: Technically she is correct. My township has all sorts of "fees" that I have no choice to opt in or out of so I tried to declare these as taxes paid. The accountant said, No.

If this woman ever gets re-elected, the voters deserve every stupid fee they have to pay.


really this fits right in with the regular GOP theme of privatize all non-essential govt services. Voters have to be complete morons to think this will save them money.
 
2012-11-29 11:40:28 AM  
Of course it is a tax, if the voter felll for that and voted her in on that reason only they are fools. No goverment does anything for free. If they don't want to pay it they can go out and shovel the roads themselves.
 
2012-11-29 11:41:55 AM  
Not a meme:

www.lossimpsons.net

A meme:

drawception.com
 
2012-11-29 11:42:50 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: CPennypacker: lawboy87: sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]

sprawl 15,

Perhaps I'm missing the "joke" but you do know that purported receipt was proven to be phony long ago right? The NY Post, even retracted the story and noted that Michelle Obama wasn't even in NYC that day, much less staying at the Waldorf.

If you think you can get Bollinger for $44 room service at the Waldorf Astoria I have a bridge or two to sell you. They charge more than $20 for a Bagel.

I can't believe that thing got any play at all, it had to be put together by someone who has never dined anywhere there wasn't a special going on.

"Hmmm, what's expensive food? I know lobster! And caviar! I saw that in a movie. Wait...IRANIAN caviar! I'm a farking genius."


Does anyone else remember Dempsey & Makepeace?

medien.filmreporter.de

That was the premise of the pilot episode. NYPD Lieutenant on an exchange and a London Metropolitan Police Officer investigating an Iranian black market caviar smuggling operation.

It's nice that people still appreciate the obscure 80s TV shows. 

/I think they're still married.
 
2012-11-29 11:43:07 AM  

Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.


It is they think the money they pay all goes to lazy black people who refuse to work and to "government waste". I's hysterical how they believe they never use any government service.
 
2012-11-29 11:44:18 AM  
That's why today I'm proposing a temporary refund adjustment.
 
2012-11-29 11:44:44 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Arkanaut: Vlad_the_Inaner: It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.

Shhh. Maybe if Obama can convince the Republicans to charge a "social insurance fee" or some bullshiat "instead" of a tax, they'll be able to come to an agreement on this whole fiscal cliff deal.

And invalidate Chief Justice Robert's reasoning that the mandate was constitutional because it was effectively a tax?


Well, Grover Norquist isn't the Supreme Court. What's he going to do, sue them for breaking the pledge?
 
2012-11-29 11:45:47 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I can't believe that thing got any play at all, it had to be put together by someone who has never dined anywhere there wasn't a special going on.


Consider for a moment just how much 'play' the Teleprompter thing got.

There are tens of millions of people who, apparently, never noticed those little clear rectangle thingies in front of famous people for over 30 years. So no, nothing surprises me about them. Nothing.
 
2012-11-29 11:45:50 AM  

Whodat: Cool. Since I didn't request that particular service I shouldn't have to pay for it.


You're paying for it in this case. You don't get to opt out. It's on the damn tax bill.
 
2012-11-29 11:47:30 AM  

Whodat: Cool. Since I didn't request that particular service I shouldn't have to pay for it.


I bet you'd complain like crazy if they didn't plow the roads, though.
 
2012-11-29 11:48:19 AM  

RoxtarRyan: That's why today I'm proposing a temporary refund adjustment.


Is it part of the secret plan?
 
2012-11-29 11:48:34 AM  
From the NOAA article, "The more we dig into this[NOAA] shadowy, quasi-military organization, the more we're frightened."

Oh. My. God.
 
2012-11-29 11:49:08 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.


I like how his excuse was "trying to get all that out of state money, and not punish locals who use the roads." He's just angry about all those commuters who cross state lines. Basically, it's a way to collect taxes on people who go to MN or Iowa for cheaper gas, since WI generally has a 40 cent tax on gas and what have you. I would personally rather get taxed more at the pump once every 2 weeks than 2 times a day to farking work.
 
2012-11-29 11:51:29 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: KarmicDisaster: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.

I like how his excuse was "trying to get all that out of state money, and not punish locals who use the roads." He's just angry about all those commuters who cross state lines. Basically, it's a way to collect taxes on people who go to MN or Iowa for cheaper gas, since WI generally has a 40 cent tax on gas and what have you. I would personally rather get taxed more at the pump once every 2 weeks than 2 times a day to farking work.


Prices aren't as different as they used to be... that or I'm gassing up in the wrong places when I'm home.
 
2012-11-29 11:51:39 AM  
Ahhh... the Romney method.
 
2012-11-29 11:56:28 AM  

HeartBurnKid: Ahhh... the Romney method.


You could also call it the Texas method, the Pawlenty method, the Walker method....
 
2012-11-29 11:58:44 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: KarmicDisaster: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.

I like how his excuse was "trying to get all that out of state money, and not punish locals who use the roads." He's just angry about all those commuters who cross state lines. Basically, it's a way to collect taxes on people who go to MN or Iowa for cheaper gas, since WI generally has a 40 cent tax on gas and what have you. I would personally rather get taxed more at the pump once every 2 weeks than 2 times a day to farking work.


That's ok...by banning abortions in Wisconsin and making it a right to work state that will fix everything.
 
2012-11-29 12:01:26 PM  

eagles95: AppleOptionEsc: KarmicDisaster: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.

I like how his excuse was "trying to get all that out of state money, and not punish locals who use the roads." He's just angry about all those commuters who cross state lines. Basically, it's a way to collect taxes on people who go to MN or Iowa for cheaper gas, since WI generally has a 40 cent tax on gas and what have you. I would personally rather get taxed more at the pump once every 2 weeks than 2 times a day to farking work.

That's ok...by banning abortions in Wisconsin and making it a right to work state that will fix everything.


WI will get what they deserve......now if only they'd Tea Bag their education further they could join their southern brethren in illiteracy rates thus giving MN more reasons to scoff at them.
 
2012-11-29 12:01:29 PM  
1. Raise the fark out of their taxes
2. Call it 'guillotine avoidance fee'
3. Profit!
 
2012-11-29 12:03:20 PM  

Drasancas: I don't pay income tax. I pay a U.S. Residency Fee.



GTFO
 
2012-11-29 12:05:21 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.


Wisconsin voters elected Walker TWICE now. Those mouthbreathing dipshiats deserve everything they're getting. Fark 'em, maybe they're learn from their mistake and take their voting seriously next time.

see also, my home state of NC. We're getting ready to get teabagged with a vengeance because of biblethumping cousin-humpers in the far western and eastern parts of the state voting in this batch of clowns. Most of those whitetrash idiots are on govt assistance of some sort, and I facepalm every time I hear one of them prattle on about Big Guvment.
 
2012-11-29 12:22:21 PM  

Johnny Swank: Those mouthbreathing dipshiats deserve everything they're getting.


yeah, unfortunately those of us who voted against this asshat will be getting everything they deserved to.
 
2012-11-29 12:22:38 PM  
Sounds like she learned from the Mitt Romney School of Governing.
 
2012-11-29 12:22:57 PM  
Do they want the snow removed or not? Just don't pay for it and see how they like it.
 
2012-11-29 12:24:41 PM  

coeyagi: AdamK: who the hell spends $400 on lobster?

Fake people who show up on p-shopped receipts.


Don't be dissing Michelle just because her handwriting is perfectly invariable and consistent!
 
2012-11-29 12:27:38 PM  
It's a win-win for this mouthbreathing idiot. If the courts let it stand, you win. If the courts strike it down, tell the residents that activist judges are the reason there's no snow cleanup.
 
2012-11-29 12:29:49 PM  

Citrate1007: eagles95: AppleOptionEsc: KarmicDisaster: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

It is true. In Wisconsin Walker wants to make the roads toll roads, because that "isn't a tax", you don't "have" to use the roads, you could walk.

I like how his excuse was "trying to get all that out of state money, and not punish locals who use the roads." He's just angry about all those commuters who cross state lines. Basically, it's a way to collect taxes on people who go to MN or Iowa for cheaper gas, since WI generally has a 40 cent tax on gas and what have you. I would personally rather get taxed more at the pump once every 2 weeks than 2 times a day to farking work.

That's ok...by banning abortions in Wisconsin and making it a right to work state that will fix everything.

WI will get what they deserve......now if only they'd Tea Bag their education further they could join their southern brethren in illiteracy rates thus giving MN more reasons to scoff at them.


Keep scoffing...i'm looking at moving next year. Too bad your Vikings still suck. I will miss the beer and cheese though
 
2012-11-29 12:42:41 PM  
Frank Murkowski did this years back when he became Governor of Alaska. Campaigned on a platform of "no taxes", but immediately implemented a series of "user fees" on everything he could think of as soon as he took office.

It was these kinds of shenanigans, combined with a complete disdain for the press and his constituency, that allowed Sarah Palin to successfully defeat him in the next election. And y'all know how that turned out.
 
2012-11-29 01:06:19 PM  

Citrate1007: Jackson Herring: Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.

This is literally true. Mort Roomney raised "fees" by millions of dollars while he was governer of MA.

Tim Pawlenty did it too in order to keep his no taxes pledge when he was Governor of MN. Except his fee's were ruled unconstitutional because they were really taxes. State budget looked great but property taxes went through the roof because the burden for mandatory services was pushed to the municipal levels.


Yep, Tom Corbett in PA has already gotten a lot of flack for pushing new fees into place after running an anti-tax campaign in 2010. They seriously all play by the same horrible playbook. Most likely written by the Koch Bros.
 
2012-11-29 02:29:54 PM  
At least the service fees on tea won't go up!
 
2012-11-29 02:36:29 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: Johnny Swank: Those mouthbreathing dipshiats deserve everything they're getting.

yeah, unfortunately those of us who voted against this asshat will be getting everything they deserved to.


Yeah but you can just vote with your feet, right?

/s
 
2012-11-29 03:04:13 PM  

sprawl15: [i.imgur.com image 327x387]


Wow that's the worst photoshop job I've ever seen. The signatures are exactly the same.
 
2012-11-29 03:57:47 PM  

orlandomagik: Yeah but you can just vote with your feet, right?


I will be, I plan on moving this summer
 
2012-11-29 04:20:54 PM  

Citrate1007: This is what conservatives really think.


The Christie administration has been cracking down on towns that are trying to change required services towns have to provide to fee-based to circumvent the new property tax cap.
 
2012-11-30 05:16:54 AM  

qorkfiend: tricycleracer: Arkanaut: Vlad_the_Inaner: It's a fee, because the payment required is exactly proportional to the work and effort required to perform the task, in each particular instance.

Oh wait.

Its not.

it's proportional to an accessed property value.

It's a tax.

Shhh. Maybe if Obama can convince the Republicans to charge a "social insurance fee" or some bullshiat "instead" of a tax, they'll be able to come to an agreement on this whole fiscal cliff deal.

"Fee" sounds like money that is helping a Job Creator put people to work.

"Tax" sounds like money that is helping a drug using welfare queen pay for her two Cadillacs.

I would also guess that "fee" sounds voluntary, but "tax" is mandatory.


Actually, I think what it might be is that conservatives are desperately trying to feed the line that the public gets NOTHING in exchange for its taxation. That is, a dollar sent to Washington as a tax just disappears from the economy, never to be seen again.

I think this woman actually believes it when she says that this isn't a tax, because there's a tangible benefit. She literally can't see the benefit of a tax, but she can see the benefit of a fee.

In Washington, Republicans are currently struggling with the narrative that taxes are money taken out of the economy. They're wealth destroyed. It makes sense, given that narrative, to want to keep as much wealth in circulation during a bum economy as possible. If the plebs ever realize that money paid in taxation eventually makes its way back into the pockets of the citizenry, the gig is up.
 
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