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(Some Guy)   "Food and Wine" magazine publishes list of best burgers in the US, calls entire list into question with #4. (Warning, burger fail slide show)   (foodandwine.com) divider line 31
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2012-11-29 12:29:27 PM  
7 votes:
YOU SUCK HIPSTER A-HOLES!!

www.cityave.org
2012-11-29 12:45:13 PM  
3 votes:
Best Burger Ever

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Ingredients

8 ounces sirloin steak meat, trimmed and cut into 1-inch cubes
8 ounces chuck steak meat, trimmed and cut into 1-inch cubes
8 ounces lamb shoulder meat, trimmed and cut into 1-inch cubes
Kosher salt
4 ounces grated Cheddar, smoked if preferred
4 hamburger buns
Mayonnaise

Directions

Special equipment: Chimney starter, all-natural lump charcoal and kettle grill

Pass the meat through the coarsest die of a food grinder. Place the ground meat into a bowl and mix together to evenly distribute the different types of meat. Place in the refrigerator uncovered, for 2 hours. (I have also seen him do this recipe with "10 quick pulses in a food processor, no more.. and it worked GREAT for me)

After 2 hours, fill a large chimney starter with charcoal and light. Once the coals are ashy white, transfer to a kettle grill and spread evenly. Set grate over coals.

While the coals are heating, shape the meat into 4 patties that are 6 ounces in weight and 3/4-inch thick. Sprinkle each patty on both sides with the salt. Place on the grill and do not move for 2 minutes. Flip the burgers every 2 minutes until they reach an internal temperature of 135 degrees on an instant-read thermometer. Watch for hot spots and move the burgers if flare-ups occur. Resist the urge to smash down on the patties. Remove the burgers from the heat to a plate and prepare the buns by placing them on the grill, cut side down for 1 to 2 minutes. Remove and place them cut side up on a platter. Divide the cheese evenly between the top buns, set the meat patty on top of the cheese. Coat the cut side of each bottom bun with a little mayonnaise and set atop the meat. Allow each burger to sit upside down for a minute before flipping and consuming.
2012-11-29 12:04:14 PM  
3 votes:
Seared tuna on a bun does not a burger make Food and Wine magazine!
2012-11-29 01:00:10 PM  
2 votes:
This list fails without:

img.apartmenthl.com

The Vortex Bar & Grill
das
2012-11-29 12:56:36 PM  
2 votes:
Hell, almost every crossroad in America has a great burger joint!!!!
2012-11-29 12:50:44 PM  
2 votes:
"Food and Wine" magazine publishes list of best burgers in the US, calls entire list into question with #4.

Actually, the first slide calls the entire list into question, with its reference to Kobe beef. You'd think Food and Wine Magazine would know better and be aware that true Kobe isn't available outside Japan.
2012-11-29 12:38:36 PM  
2 votes:
As they say, the lists fails without:

www.blimpyburger.com

and I dare you to talk on cellphone while waiting in line...
2012-11-29 12:38:20 PM  
2 votes:
My smoked gouda with bacon burger rules in my house.
2012-11-29 12:13:16 PM  
2 votes:
2012-11-29 11:59:39 AM  
2 votes:

DannyJunior: Actually a solid list. But sorry, this ain't cutting it:


No way. Louie's is awesome.
2012-11-29 06:10:55 PM  
1 votes:
Farkin' pics are makin' me crave a burger...
I noticed that none of the burgers on the list claimed Kobe beef (one did claim Kobe-style beef), even though Food and Wine said they were importing it from Japan. Idiots at F&W magazine should know that Kobe beef cannot be found anywhere in the US.
2012-11-29 04:37:58 PM  
1 votes:

kernunrex: As they say, the lists fails without:



and I dare you to talk on cellphone while waiting in line...


Damn right. Quint with cheddar, bacon & egg, and hot peppers (on the grill). Papa fries.
2012-11-29 03:36:28 PM  
1 votes:
The Original Tommy's double chili cheese burger w/ chili cheese fries and if you don't get a small handful of those little peppers you are teh ghey.
2012-11-29 01:53:47 PM  
1 votes:
As mentioned above, Twisted Root in Dallas. Come for the awesome burger stay for root beer.
2012-11-29 01:11:37 PM  
1 votes:

russsssman: Seems the thoroughness of their review of burger joints is equal to the quality of their slideshow. Everything is in New York/NE area except the few places in Cali and Nevada that they had overheard about at a rooftop wine party. "oh it's a simply diviiiiiiiiiine burger".


Came here to say this. All the burger joints listed aren't anywhere near where prime cattle is raised. Epic, epic fail.
2012-11-29 12:55:50 PM  
1 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com
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2012-11-29 12:53:20 PM  
1 votes:
If you are in Atlanta, go to the Vortex for a burger....
2012-11-29 12:42:39 PM  
1 votes:
Port of Call in New Orleans.

Epic.
2012-11-29 12:42:10 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: YOU SUCK HIPSTER A-HOLES!!

[www.cityave.org image 300x283]


They recently opened up a Five Guys restaurant in my city. Good lord, I have never had a worse tasting burger & fries in my life.
2012-11-29 12:38:48 PM  
1 votes:
How drunk I am factors immensely into what sort of burger I might enjoy at any given moment.
2012-11-29 12:38:20 PM  
1 votes:
Seems the thoroughness of their review of burger joints is equal to the quality of their slideshow. Everything is in New York/NE area except the few places in Cali and Nevada that they had overheard about at a rooftop wine party. "oh it's a simply diviiiiiiiiiine burger".
2012-11-29 12:37:59 PM  
1 votes:
1) New York City: Minetta Tavern
2) Atlanta, GA: Holeman & Finch
3) Chicago, IL: Custom House Tavern
4) California: In-N-Out Burger
5) San Francisco: Zuni Café
6) Buffalo Gap, TX: Perini Ranch Steakhouse
7) Chicago: David Burke Primehouse
8) Napa: Gott's Roadside
9) New Haven, CT: Louis' Lunch
10) New York City: The Spotted Pig
11) Los Angeles: Father's Office
12) New York City: Little Owl
13) Washington D.C: Palena Café
14) Meriden, CT: Ted's
15) Dearborn, MI: Miller's Bar
16) Boston, MA: Craigie on Main
17) Healdsburg, CA: Healdsburg Bar & Grill
18) New York City: Shake Shack
19) Hackensack, NJ: White Manna
20) New York City: Peter Luger
21) Las Vegas, NV: BLT Burger
22) Ohio: B-Spot Burgers
23) Arlington, VA: Ray's Hell Burger
2012-11-29 12:36:46 PM  
1 votes:
In-N-Out has to be the most overrated burger I've ever had. Same with Five Guys fries. I'll take my local joints any day.
2012-11-29 12:35:30 PM  
1 votes:
JACKSON HOLE >>> SHAKE SHACK

I'm a serious abouts NYC burgers
2012-11-29 12:32:08 PM  
1 votes:

naughtyrev: Nice to see that one of the ones on there (Custom House in Chicago) is closed. Way to be timely, list.


Bad Apple is way better anyway.
2012-11-29 12:31:31 PM  
1 votes:
best burgers in the US large towns becausse we don't care about small town burgers...

If anyone ever passes through Marinette Wisconsin, first you're probably lost, but 2nd stop at Mickey-Lu Bar-B-Q. Best burger you will ever have.
2012-11-29 12:30:58 PM  
1 votes:
If it aint got beef, it aint a burger

Ahi Burger (seared Ahi tuna burger topped with ginger-wasabi mayonnaise and Asian slaw, served in a toasted egg bun).

www.foodandwine.com
2012-11-29 11:19:05 AM  
1 votes:
Actually a solid list. But sorry, this ain't cutting it:

www.foodandwine.com
2012-11-29 10:53:40 AM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I have never been excited about Shake Shack.  I don't get what people see in that burger.

On the other hand, I would kill for an In-N-Out to open in Tacoma.

/Double-double-animal-style-fries-well-done, biatches!


I'm also not a fan of In-N-Out.  Thin patties all cooked medium well do not get my dick hard.
2012-11-29 10:53:08 AM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I have never been excited about Shake Shack.  I don't get what people see in that burger.

On the other hand, I would kill for an In-N-Out to open in Tacoma.

/Double-double-animal-style-fries-well-done, biatches!


dammit... that made me hungry

/loves me some In-N-Out
2012-11-29 10:51:03 AM  
1 votes:

James!: I have never been excited about Shake Shack.  I don't get what people see in that burger.


On the other hand, I would kill for an In-N-Out to open in Tacoma.

/Double-double-animal-style-fries-well-done, biatches!
 
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