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(Dumbass Daily)   Prisoner caught behind bars with cell phone AND charging cable "Concealed Within His Anal Cavity." No word on where he was hiding his iPad   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 42
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2012-11-29 10:51:23 AM  
He had it set on vibrate, didn't he......
 
2012-11-29 11:41:12 AM  
bet he gets crappy reception
 
2012-11-29 11:41:46 AM  
Must have AT&T, I get the same shiatty reception . . .
 
2012-11-29 11:42:31 AM  
He should have brushed and flossed to prevent that from happening.
 
2012-11-29 11:42:38 AM  
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING GOATSE PHONE!!!

i803.photobucket.com

/it was free...OBAMA gots if for me
 
2012-11-29 11:44:26 AM  
" Do you have me on speakerphone, it sounds like you're talking in a well. "
 
2012-11-29 11:44:44 AM  
Yikes. And I get annoyed when I have to go across the room a few times to get the phone
 
2012-11-29 11:45:11 AM  
Much tougher to do in the 80's.

www.s21.com
 
2012-11-29 11:45:15 AM  
All jokes aside, serious question here. When criminals do this, do they first put the items inside a condom or some sort of plastic/latex holder to protect the items before jamming it up their @sses?
 
2012-11-29 11:45:58 AM  
And that's how it got the name Cell Phone, kids.
 
2012-11-29 11:46:29 AM  
He got caught when his bail bondsman sent him a fax.
 
2012-11-29 11:47:49 AM  

ChipNASA: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING GOATSE PHONE!!!

[i803.photobucket.com image 314x200]

/it was free...OBAMA gots if for me


Poke
 
Pud
2012-11-29 11:50:27 AM  
This phone STINKS
 
2012-11-29 11:52:25 AM  
What What?
 
2012-11-29 11:52:48 AM  
He could have used a cell phone to organize his escape. Hmmm...maybe that explains the "Salvation lies within" tattoo on his ass cheeks.
 
2012-11-29 11:54:30 AM  
I'll bet he is the a-hole Telemarketer that keeps calling me.
 
2012-11-29 11:55:05 AM  
pretty sure he was holding it for someone else
 
2012-11-29 11:56:56 AM  

PsyLord: All jokes aside, serious question here. When criminals do this, do they first put the items inside a condom or some sort of plastic/latex holder to protect the items before jamming it up their @sses?


Ziplocs, yes.

My prison guard buddy has at least a dozen phones on his evidence shelf at any given time. Law enforcement is sometimes interested in who's calling some of these phones, so the guards have an assortment of chargers. Butts are probably #1, but visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.

That said, have you ever seen a British power plug? Bad enough stepping on the farkers.
 
2012-11-29 12:00:06 PM  
good thing it wasent a pay phone
 
2012-11-29 12:08:31 PM  
Stabby McStabberton serving nine years for stabbing four people in a taxi queue.

/violent j?
//i stab people
///preemptive magnet comment
////stabbie slashies!
 
2012-11-29 12:13:03 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-29 12:18:53 PM  
I guess you could say sneaking a cell phone into prison ...

blogs.miaminewtimes.com

... is a real pain in the ass.

media.giantbomb.com 
 
2012-11-29 12:18:57 PM  
Sure it was difficult to Hold It. Right?
 
2012-11-29 12:26:15 PM  

Lawnchair: visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.


I don't buy the whole slingshot it over the fence bit. You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you were standing outside a prison fence with a slingshot. Also, how do you know the intended recipient picked up the phone. I can see it now: "Hey black dude, that's my phone you picked up!" "Fark off cracker, it's mine now".

No, I suspect most phones found in prison came in via guards on the take. But you'll never hear the guard's union admitting that.
 
2012-11-29 12:34:13 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Much tougher to do in the 80's.

[www.s21.com image 357x500]


What do you think that antenna was for? That's what we called foreplay.
 
2012-11-29 12:50:52 PM  

Snotnose: Lawnchair: visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.

I don't buy the whole slingshot it over the fence bit. You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you were standing outside a prison fence with a slingshot. Also, how do you know the intended recipient picked up the phone. I can see it now: "Hey black dude, that's my phone you picked up!" "Fark off cracker, it's mine now".

No, I suspect most phones found in prison came in via guards on the take. But you'll never hear the guard's union admitting that.


Your refusal to "buy it" is based on your lack of imaginative scenarios. It happens.
 
2012-11-29 12:53:47 PM  
Ask him if he's seen my 16GB thumb drive. Been looking for that for weeks.
 
2012-11-29 12:56:07 PM  

PsyLord: All jokes aside, serious question here. When criminals Apple users do this, do they first put the items inside a condom or some sort of plastic/latex holder to protect the items before jamming it up their @sses?


I wouldn't know, but I'm sure there's an Apple user with the answer. 

/probably an iCon-dom
 
2012-11-29 01:07:39 PM  
The Bluetooth rectal thermometer was a dead giveaway.
 
2012-11-29 01:12:55 PM  
"Hello, yes this is Ass."
 
2012-11-29 01:15:52 PM  

Nothing To See Here: " Do you have me on speakerphone, it sounds like you're talking in a well. "


www.funny-business.com

"Hold on, let me pull up my pants."

(he has his pants off in a lot of jokes).
 
2012-11-29 01:28:22 PM  
Saw a documentary about this. The scariest fact I learned was that sometimes goods get smuggled from prisoner to prisoner to prisoner via anal cavity hiding. So by the time someone gets something it could have been up a dozen prisoners asses.
 
2012-11-29 01:28:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 01:30:05 PM  
www.sync-blog.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-29 02:42:29 PM  
This is very common, how is it news?
 
2012-11-29 02:57:38 PM  

Snotnose: Lawnchair: visitor attempts to sneak them in and slingshots over the fences are both frequent enough.

I don't buy the whole slingshot it over the fence bit. You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you were standing outside a prison fence with a slingshot. Also, how do you know the intended recipient picked up the phone. I can see it now: "Hey black dude, that's my phone you picked up!" "Fark off cracker, it's mine now".

No, I suspect most phones found in prison came in via guards on the take. But you'll never hear the guard's union admitting that.


A couple of jails here the guards had to walk the rec yard before anyone went outside to see if anything was thrown over the fence at night... newer jails are designed different though so you can not do that anymore
 
2012-11-29 03:06:01 PM  

WordsnCollision: [www.sync-blog.com image 564x465]

/oblig


Also knows a thing or two about hiding things in her hoo-ha
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-29 04:03:06 PM  

Mega Steve: WordsnCollision: [www.sync-blog.com image 564x465]

/oblig

Also knows a thing or two about hiding things in her hoo-ha
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x337]


unrealitymag.com
 
2012-11-29 04:28:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
"Beats my story, kid"
 
2012-11-29 06:52:25 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "butt dialing".
 
2012-11-29 08:28:45 PM  
Well, you get free dental in prison, so with the time added I'm sure he'll be able to get his cavity filled.
 
2012-11-30 11:06:43 PM  
Hughes had a further three months added to his current sentence when he appeared from custody at the court.

Could have been worse. That could have been added to his contract.
 
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