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(NPR)   Congress is dragging in scientists to explain why they took Obama's $5 billion dollars 3 years ago and then failed to discover fusion   ( ) divider line 6
    More: Stupid, nuclear fusions, congresses, obama, radioactive waste, National Nuclear Security Administration, Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, nuclear fissions, nuclear reactions  
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4168 clicks; posted to Geek » on 29 Nov 2012 at 10:32 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-29 10:47:34 AM  
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Maybe the scientists should drag congress in to explain to us all why they fail at literally everything they're supposed to do.
2012-11-29 01:06:37 PM  
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: Tell congress it'll make a legendary weapon of immense capabilities that will forever shift the global balance of power and i'm sure they'll stumble over themselves to funnel more money than is needed to it
2012-11-29 11:52:11 AM  
1 vote:
Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!
2012-11-29 11:13:02 AM  
1 vote:
And while we're on that:

2012-11-29 11:02:13 AM  
1 vote:
maybe they need to turn all the LASERS to 11....
2012-11-29 10:43:20 AM  
1 vote:

DoBeDoBeDo: Wait I'm pretty sure we've discovered fusion:

Mine's bigger.
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