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2012-11-29 07:08:24 AM
So what excuse will she use this time? A). I'm innocent, everyone is out to get me. B). I'm innocent, everyone is out to get me. or C). I'm innocent, everyone is out to get me.
 
2012-11-29 08:19:22 AM
Can we just lock her up for a year or two so we don't have to hear about her anymore?
 
2012-11-29 09:14:56 AM
Still no charges for assaulting 3.5 million of us with her portrayal of Liz Taylor.
 
2012-11-29 09:16:59 AM
Is 'visibly tired' some sort of code for 'off her face on enough recreational chemicals to kill an elephant' ?
 
2012-11-29 09:22:14 AM
I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.
 
2012-11-29 10:00:02 AM

Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.


If she felt that way she could easily walk away from the spotlight. Go live on a farm in Idaho. She'd be forgotten in a week.
 
2012-11-29 10:07:15 AM
if I clobbered someone with a vodka bottle, I'd be in prison for a while. she is in and out in less than 6 hours.
 
2012-11-29 10:38:00 AM

gilgigamesh: If she felt that way she could easily walk away from the spotlight. Go live on a farm in Idaho. She'd be forgotten in a week.


You're assuming she can do that.

She has spent her life in the media spotlight. I would say that to her, attention is as crucial as oxygen is to us.
 
2012-11-29 10:50:36 AM
When most Attention Whores seek their recommended daily requirements of attention, they go date a rock star or do a homemade porno that mysteriously gets "leaked".

Stop getting into fights and crashing cars, LiLo, and start making sex tapes with Tommy Lee/Bret Michaels/Kid Rock like a good Attention Whore should.
 
2012-11-29 10:52:26 AM
Why do people get off on the downfall of this poor girl? Why are her legal problems our business? DNRTFA and shame on everyone who buys these tabloids and supports the salaries of these "reporters"/bottom-feeders. Just let her self-destruct in peace.
 
2012-11-29 10:53:42 AM

Diogenes: Still no charges for assaulting 3.5 million of us with her portrayal of Liz Taylor.


you have no one to blame but yourself
 
2012-11-29 10:55:48 AM

ManateeGag: if I clobbered someone with a vodka bottle, I'd be in prison for a while. she is in and out in less than 6 hours.


now why do you have to pull a vodak bottle into this?
 
2012-11-29 10:55:56 AM
Someone should tell her that filming for her show Liz and Dick ended months ago.
 
2012-11-29 10:56:35 AM

Diogenes: Still no charges for assaulting 3.5 million of us with her portrayal of Liz Taylor.


To be fair, you were asking for it if you set aside time for that.
 
2012-11-29 10:59:35 AM

Shadow Blasko: You're assuming she can do that.
She has spent her life in the media spotlight. I would say that to her, attention is as crucial as oxygen is to us.


It is, and that's part of her problem. Constant attention whoring will probably cause problems for anyone, let alone someone who is already famous and has mental issues. Then she adds drugs to it too. Nobody is going to do well with that combination.
 
2012-11-29 11:00:46 AM
Won't someone please think of those tittays?
 
2012-11-29 11:00:56 AM

DubyaHater: Why do people get off on the downfall of this poor girl? Why are her legal problems our business? DNRTFA and shame on everyone who buys these tabloids and supports the salaries of these "reporters"/bottom-feeders. Just let her self-destruct in peace.


She still wouldn't sleep with you.
 
2012-11-29 11:03:12 AM

TheraTx: Diogenes: Still no charges for assaulting 3.5 million of us with her portrayal of Liz Taylor.

you have no one to blame but yourself


MichiganFTL: Diogenes: Still no charges for assaulting 3.5 million of us with her portrayal of Liz Taylor.

To be fair, you were asking for it if you set aside time for that.


Oh, it's not like you two never stopped to look at a car accident ;-)
 
2012-11-29 11:03:17 AM

zabadu: DubyaHater: Why do people get off on the downfall of this poor girl? Why are her legal problems our business? DNRTFA and shame on everyone who buys these tabloids and supports the salaries of these "reporters"/bottom-feeders. Just let her self-destruct in peace.

She still wouldn't sleep with you.


At this point, if he promised a walk-on part on "90210" and a gram of coke, she probably would.
 
2012-11-29 11:09:52 AM
On one hand I feel sorry for her, The world just wants her to be another Anna Nicole Smith or Amy Winehouse and its a little more than sick. She has a substance abuse problem that the whole world knows about and no one is doing anything about because shes a celebrity. Why isnt she going to NA and AA meetings?? She should have gone to a mandatory rehab clinic years ago. Perhaps her career would be back on track but it seems the tabloids and the public does not want that.

Oh the other she has gotten away with so much crap, I have friends who have done 1/4th of the drunken and druggie things she has done and has had the book thrown at them. One guy I know is still in jail for DUI issues got out missed a meeting and went back into the clink. Shes really needs a dose of regular folk justice
 
2012-11-29 11:12:44 AM
When I was on probation I was afraid to do anything or go anywhere that I could even get in any sort of trouble. It was a stressful year of just sitting around in my place, but after it was over I did go to a bar and stayed out of trouble ever since.
 
2012-11-29 11:16:14 AM

ItchyMcDoogle: On one hand I feel sorry for her


And considering her family, I kind of do, too. But there has to come a point when you realize your life is spiraling out of control and your future is looking dim and you seek help/make a break from your bad influences/etc.

Girl had alot of potential. I fear she's past the point of recapturing it.
 
2012-11-29 11:17:04 AM
Your move, Amanda Bynes
 
2012-11-29 11:17:08 AM
She's got some legitimate mental illness problems. Yes, she exacerbates it by making horrid lifestyle choices, but it's not like she's got a good support infrastructure on which she can rely. That said, she doesn't deserve special treatment in the courts, and quite frankly, she should probably be committed before she does real damage to herself or others. It's a shame, really.
 
2012-11-29 11:19:56 AM
What the hell is she doing in night clubs?

If I was on probation, I would avoid any kind of bar altogether.

...Then again, I avoid those places now.
 
2012-11-29 11:24:31 AM

Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.


At one point, she was wealthy enough to buy herself a nice mansion where she could have all the entertainment features she could want at her own home.

She could have hosted dance parties at her own home with hired DJs and bartenders etc.

She could have used a personal theater to host "fist run" movie nights at her house. The Studios "lend" copies of first run films to celebrities with home theaters.

She would not have had to worry about DUIs, car wrecks, getting into altercations with paparazzi, etc.

She CHOSE and CONTINUES to choose to leave the farking house and put herself into high risk situations.

I have zero pitty for her.
 
2012-11-29 11:25:07 AM

slayer199: Can we just lock her up for a year or two so we don't have to hear about her anymore?


I'm for this.

(Unless she wants to film a Caged Heat sequel)
 
2012-11-29 11:25:51 AM
Ever notice how all, or at leas the majority, of her incidents are always in the wee hours of the morning in or following letting it loose in a club?
 
2012-11-29 11:26:36 AM

ItchyMcDoogle: She has a substance abuse problem that the whole world knows about and no one is doing anything about because shes a celebrity.


There's really nothing anybody can do until she admits that she has a problem.

Why isnt she going to NA and AA meetings??

Because she isn't an alcoholic. Sure, she likes to party, but she can quit any time she wants to. For some reason, everybody is just out to get her. Not to mention that she just starred in the most talked about made for TV movie this year. She's a star.
 
2012-11-29 11:27:19 AM
Can we now have a serious national discussion about setting up a Kickstarter site to raise money to have Lohan removed from this Earth? If everyone kicks in a few pennies to hire a "removal agent", the cops / courts can't arrest / prosecute all of us, can then?
 
2012-11-29 11:30:33 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Ever notice how all, or at leas the majority, of her incidents are always in the wee hours of the morning in or following letting it loose in a club?


Yes, and I am sure the clubs love the business that follows.

"Hey, we had Lindsay Lohan here! We're trendy! $180 bottles of Smirnoff Ice!"
 
2012-11-29 11:32:38 AM

Le Bomb Suprize: Won't someone please think of those tittays?


You really think they are that great?

I've seen the pics, wasn't impressed. And she probably lactates pseudoephedrine.
 
2012-11-29 11:33:36 AM

Beerguy: Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.

At one point, she was wealthy enough to buy herself a nice mansion where she could have all the entertainment features she could want at her own home.

She could have hosted dance parties at her own home with hired DJs and bartenders etc.

She could have used a personal theater to host "fist run" movie nights at her house. The Studios "lend" copies of first run films to celebrities with home theaters.

She would not have had to worry about DUIs, car wrecks, getting into altercations with paparazzi, etc.

She CHOSE and CONTINUES to choose to leave the farking house and put herself into high risk situations.

I have zero pitty for her.


Um...yeah...where can i get one of these "fist" movies?
 
2012-11-29 11:40:32 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Beerguy: Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.

At one point, she was wealthy enough to buy herself a nice mansion where she could have all the entertainment features she could want at her own home.

She could have hosted dance parties at her own home with hired DJs and bartenders etc.

She could have used a personal theater to host "fist run" movie nights at her house. The Studios "lend" copies of first run films to celebrities with home theaters.

She would not have had to worry about DUIs, car wrecks, getting into altercations with paparazzi, etc.

She CHOSE and CONTINUES to choose to leave the farking house and put herself into high risk situations.

I have zero pitty for her.

Um...yeah...where can i get one of these "fist" movies?


I hear Fisting Firemen 9 is a real tearjerker.
 
2012-11-29 11:44:03 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Beerguy: Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.

At one point, she was wealthy enough to buy herself a nice mansion where she could have all the entertainment features she could want at her own home.

She could have hosted dance parties at her own home with hired DJs and bartenders etc.

She could have used a personal theater to host "fist run" movie nights at her house. The Studios "lend" copies of first run films to celebrities with home theaters.

She would not have had to worry about DUIs, car wrecks, getting into altercations with paparazzi, etc.

She CHOSE and CONTINUES to choose to leave the farking house and put herself into high risk situations.

I have zero pitty for her.

Um...yeah...where can i get one of these "fist" movies?


Ok, so out of my entire well thought out, pertinent and accurate post, you zero-in on the one typo?

Well done.
 
2012-11-29 11:45:07 AM
Why is this girl not locked up yet? She's clearly a public menace. For crying out loud.
 
2012-11-29 12:01:04 PM
She's only 26. That means if she gets locked up for a couple years she'll still be under 30 when she gets out. And she will go right back into AWing 24/7.

As much as she is in the news, it feels like she is at least 40.

Coincidentally, that last bit is the same thing her dermatologist says when he feels her skin.
 
2012-11-29 12:09:19 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: zabadu: DubyaHater: Why do people get off on the downfall of this poor girl? Why are her legal problems our business? DNRTFA and shame on everyone who buys these tabloids and supports the salaries of these "reporters"/bottom-feeders. Just let her self-destruct in peace.

She still wouldn't sleep with you.

At this point, if he promised a walk-on part on "90210" and a gram of coke, she probably would.


Eh, wouldn't be worth it. She'd probably fall asleep in your lap mid-beej.
 
2012-11-29 12:11:46 PM
At first she was like:

image.funscrape.com

But then she:

brokeassstuart.com
 
2012-11-29 12:14:32 PM

Diogenes: ItchyMcDoogle: On one hand I feel sorry for her

And considering her family, I kind of do, too. But there has to come a point when you realize your life is spiraling out of control and your future is looking dim and you seek help/make a break from your bad influences/etc.

Girl had alot of potential. I fear she's past the point of recapturing it.


Best little tidbit I ever found in an "inspirational" copypasta, about the most important things you need to have when you become an adult:

The knowledge that although your childhood may not have been perfect, it is over.
 
2012-11-29 12:16:18 PM

ManateeGag: if I clobbered someone with a vodka bottle, I'd be in prison for a while. she is in and out in less than 6 hours.


In college a buddy got in a bar fight on a Thursday night. Even though it was a first offense and he had the bail money, they made him stew in jail until Monday afternoon.
 
2012-11-29 12:21:21 PM

coeyagi: Can we now have a serious national discussion about setting up a Kickstarter site to raise money to have Lohan removed from this Earth? If everyone kicks in a few pennies to hire a "removal agent", the cops / courts can't arrest / prosecute all of us, can then?


Her exhalation feeds the plants*. Also, she is worth keeping around to function as a cautionary tale for parents looking to bust their little starlettes into Hollywood life. And if nothing else, there is her value as an entertainer, and by that I do not mean in any scripted role. It's the life-as-art improv (such as this here) at which she excels.

*plants like a good buzz, too
 
2012-11-29 12:31:03 PM

gunga galunga: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Beerguy: Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.

At one point, she was wealthy enough to buy herself a nice mansion where she could have all the entertainment features she could want at her own home.

She could have hosted dance parties at her own home with hired DJs and bartenders etc.

She could have used a personal theater to host "fist run" movie nights at her house. The Studios "lend" copies of first run films to celebrities with home theaters.

She would not have had to worry about DUIs, car wrecks, getting into altercations with paparazzi, etc.

She CHOSE and CONTINUES to choose to leave the farking house and put herself into high risk situations.

I have zero pitty for her.

Um...yeah...where can i get one of these "fist" movies?

I hear Fisting Firemen 9 is a real tearjerker.


Fistmas Vacation is a perfect film for the holidays.
 
2012-11-29 12:46:56 PM
This girl could not live without publicity in one form or another.

If she was sent away and forgotten, lived where absolutely no one recognized her, she'd kill herself within a month.
 
2012-11-29 12:50:21 PM

Grimlock2099: Fistmas Vacation is a perfect film for the holidays.


I give it two arms up!
 
2012-11-29 12:52:17 PM

Beerguy: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Beerguy: Shadow Blasko: I'm gonna say it.

I feel bad for her.

I don't know how long I could possibly go without doing something illegal or forbidden (as a parole stipulation) if I had cameras not only following me 24/7... but up in my face pissing me off 24/7. Especially if all I knew how to do was being an attention whore.

At one point, she was wealthy enough to buy herself a nice mansion where she could have all the entertainment features she could want at her own home.

She could have hosted dance parties at her own home with hired DJs and bartenders etc.

She could have used a personal theater to host "fist run" movie nights at her house. The Studios "lend" copies of first run films to celebrities with home theaters.

She would not have had to worry about DUIs, car wrecks, getting into altercations with paparazzi, etc.

She CHOSE and CONTINUES to choose to leave the farking house and put herself into high risk situations.

I have zero pitty for her.

Um...yeah...where can i get one of these "fist" movies?

Ok, so out of my entire well thought out, pertinent and accurate post, you zero-in on the one typo?

Well done.


Actually two.
 
2012-11-29 12:52:27 PM
This broad is pissing me off! She is royally farking up our death pool at work!
 
2012-11-29 01:19:30 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: This broad is pissing me off! She is royally farking up our death pool at work!


What does she pay off in a dead pool on a $1 bet? Like $1.01 or $1.02?
 
2012-11-29 01:27:30 PM

mjohnson71: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: This broad is pissing me off! She is royally farking up our death pool at work!

What does she pay off in a dead pool on a $1 bet? Like $1.01 or $1.02?


No. She has her own pool. Everyone kicks in money and then you draw how she will die/be found. You know, cut up and tossed in a dumpster, OD in hotel room, never seen again period, you get the idea. Winner takes all...
 
2012-11-29 01:30:17 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: mjohnson71: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: This broad is pissing me off! She is royally farking up our death pool at work!

What does she pay off in a dead pool on a $1 bet? Like $1.01 or $1.02?

No. She has her own pool. Everyone kicks in money and then you draw how she will die/be found. You know, cut up and tossed in a dumpster, OD in hotel room, never seen again period, you get the idea. Winner takes all...


www.modigmovie.com

I'm betting on Merman...
 
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