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(New York Daily News)   Hair stylist claims since Elmo puppeteer has no hair to style, there was really nothing else to do but have sex   (nydailynews.com) divider line 39
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2012-11-29 09:38:30 AM  
A Long Island hair stylist claims he had sex with Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash, too - but insists the former "Sesame Street" star was a "gentleman."

Patrick Boursiquot, 23, defended Clash


Dude, you're not helping.
 
2012-11-29 10:25:18 AM  

Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.


He's still legal.

In other news, considering we've already had 1 person recant his story about being molested at 16, I wouldn't be surprised if the other 2 now appearing out of nowhere RIGHT NOW for no apparent reason are also full of shiat.

If I were Clash, I'd countersue these yutzes for defamation of character. And I mean sue to the hilt.
 
2012-11-29 11:45:14 AM  
Another victim

s.buzzfed.com
 
2012-11-29 11:45:21 AM  
Does anyone have the link to that Elmo comic that 'Gawker' did about the scandal?
 
2012-11-29 11:45:31 AM  
I watched Being Elmo the other night. Damn good documentary.
 
2012-11-29 11:47:21 AM  
In Clash's defense, there is a need for stylists to deal with bald men, and men who shave very very close. Especially if you're black; ingrown hairs are not the business.
 
2012-11-29 11:47:31 AM  

Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.


How do you figure he's not helping? There's nothing illegal or even wrong about young men hooking up with older men.
 
2012-11-29 11:48:32 AM  
suddenly mustaches aint hair?
 
2012-11-29 11:51:50 AM  

jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

How do you figure he's not helping? There's nothing illegal or even wrong about young men hooking up with older men.


Tell that to Middle America. The "gheys are icky" culture will avoid/boycott CTW products and have their Congresscritters pull PBS funding "going to queers".

No matter how legal it was, the optics are too damning for Mr. Clash to stick around. He'll have to take a penal leave for a few years before returning to work.
 
2012-11-29 11:56:00 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 11:56:36 AM  

AnotherBluesStringer: I watched Being Elmo the other night. Damn good documentary.


I liked it too. I had no idea he had been around since the Labyrinth days. He knew what he wanted to do since he was a kid. I'm 41 and still have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.
 
2012-11-29 11:57:02 AM  

lohphat: He'll have to take a penal leave for...


heh.
 
2012-11-29 11:57:51 AM  
Is Clash the new Tiger Woods? Wholesome image yet he was getting all sorts of strange on the side?

xanadian: In other news, considering we've already had 1 person recant his story about being molested at 16, I wouldn't be surprised if the other 2 now appearing out of nowhere RIGHT NOW for no apparent reason are also full of shiat.

If I were Clash, I'd countersue these yutzes for defamation of character. And I mean sue to the hilt.


Or it could go the way of Herman Cain...the accusers come out of the woodwork, are denounced and then things just fade away.
 
2012-11-29 11:59:49 AM  

Tunacrab: lohphat: He'll have to take a penal leave for...

heh.


frkkn autocorrect.
 
2012-11-29 12:02:26 PM  
v013o.popscreen.com

Oh Kevin
 
2012-11-29 12:05:19 PM  
This is following the same trajectory as the Tiger Woods story. Someone says they were involved with Clash, they put a mic in front of their face, the name and reputation are devalued further with nothing to back it up in hopes of getting a quiet settlement/payday.

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - that Gloria Allred isn't involved in this.
 
2012-11-29 12:06:57 PM  

ukcsmajor: Does anyone have the link to that Elmo comic that 'Gawker' did about the scandal?


Here ya go! Link
 
2012-11-29 12:07:07 PM  

jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

How do you figure he's not helping? There's nothing illegal or even wrong about young men hooking up with older men.


Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.
 
2012-11-29 12:13:21 PM  
I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!
 
2012-11-29 12:15:03 PM  

moothemagiccow: Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.




i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-29 12:22:10 PM  

Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!


I'm not okay with you, so please go away.
 
2012-11-29 12:23:35 PM  
Everyone knows Elmo...
www.vibe.com
... but he did all these voices too.
images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org

25.media.tumblr.com

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.sitcomsonline.com

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-29 12:25:48 PM  

Jobber8742: Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!

I'm not okay with you, so please go away.


Yes Jobber, because this must mean I'm against gay people. I should totally support a 50yo man boning a 23yo man...always
 
2012-11-29 12:26:15 PM  

moothemagiccow: jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.


But 20 is still legal. Add that to the recant and the admission by one of the other accusers that they didn't have sex until after he was 18 -- the suit alleges "mutual masterbation" when he was underage -- and it, I hope, starts to undermine the original suit. I don't know, maybe he's guilty, but he seems like a nice guy being targetted just because he's gay and a celebrity. Note none of these came out until after the documentary put his name and face out there.
 
2012-11-29 12:26:41 PM  

Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!


They're equally broken. It's all good. The bigger issue is the CTW covering this up. Especially until after the election.
 
2012-11-29 12:30:25 PM  
Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?
 
2012-11-29 12:31:56 PM  
Here's a good stock photo for captioning. (Credit to The Onion)

dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-11-29 12:36:55 PM  

robohobo: Mjeck: I'm not ok with underage sex. I'm also not ok with a 50yo man boning a 23yo man, WHEN HE'S ELMO!!! JESUS!

They're equally broken. It's all good. The bigger issue is the CTW covering this up. Especially until after the election.


Hmmm, I don't know if that' sarcastic or not, but it seems like a juicy story that I would rather see than petraeus and other old people having sex
 
2012-11-29 12:40:32 PM  

MattyFridays: I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - that Gloria Allred isn't involved in this.


There are no women involved, so Allred is not interested. She's all up in the Petraeus thing anyway.
 
2012-11-29 12:50:27 PM  
The guy who recanted claims he was coerced to do so for 125k. He has now recanted his recant after the other victims came forward. This isn't about icky ghey butt farking or another rich chicken hawk, this is a case about a pedophile who also just happens to be a famous puppeteer.

/pickle me Elmo
 
2012-11-29 12:50:51 PM  

occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?


Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?

The whole illusion is set up that you don't know or see these people.
 
2012-11-29 01:06:02 PM  

MattyFridays:

Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?


First one I thought of:

media.tumblr.com 

/Too lazy to look for Wayland Flowers
//Will not sully this thread with Jeff Dunham
 
2012-11-29 01:23:48 PM  

MattyFridays: occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?

Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?

The whole illusion is set up that you don't know or see these people.


Frank Oz.
 
2012-11-29 03:21:01 PM  

MattyFridays: occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?

Quick question - outside of Henson, how many puppeteers are well known?

The whole illusion is set up that you don't know or see these people.


I'm moderately convinced it's because of the "Being Elmo" documentary - it raised his profile.
 
2012-11-29 04:52:08 PM  

lohphat:
No matter how legal it was, the optics are too damning for Mr. Clash to stick around. He'll have to take a penal leave for a few years before returning to work.


Man, you're way behind on this one. Clash has already quit Sesame Street. I don't think Clash had any intentions of "sticking around."
 
2012-11-29 06:15:40 PM  

unionponi: moothemagiccow: jack21221: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

Cythraul's assuming the hairstylist was younger than 23 when the relationship occurred. The article pegs him at 21 or 20.

But 20 is still legal. Add that to the recant and the admission by one of the other accusers that they didn't have sex until after he was 18 -- the suit alleges "mutual masterbation" when he was underage -- and it, I hope, starts to undermine the original suit. I don't know, maybe he's guilty, but he seems like a nice guy being targetted just because he's gay and a celebrity. Note none of these came out until after the documentary put his name and face out there.


Yeah I know, I was just clarifying his point. MM is totally sex, though. Clothes off, touching each other's genitals = definitely sex.
 
2012-11-29 08:38:14 PM  

xanadian: Cythraul: Dude, you're not helping.

He's still legal.

In other news, considering we've already had 1 person recant his story about being molested at 16, I wouldn't be surprised if the other 2 now appearing out of nowhere RIGHT NOW for no apparent reason are also full of shiat.

If I were Clash, I'd countersue these yutzes for defamation of character. And I mean sue to the hilt.


Did you mean to do that?
 
2012-11-30 12:02:54 AM  

morg: Did you mean to do that?


Look up "Latin for sheath."
 
2012-11-30 03:38:29 AM  

occamswrist: Elmo guy did a TV interview one time (I came across it because of my kids). He said that Sesame Street was hesitant to show him in public for years. They didn't explain why on the show and so I assumed it was because he was black. I was like wtf...

Now I see that it was really because he's a gay pedophile...how much did Sesame Street know about this guy? How much did Big Bird know? What did they know and when did they know it?


occam's wrist? damn.

anyway, he's gay, doesn't make him a pedophile, though. and maybe there's a little to both, being hesitate because he's black and he's gay. he looks like a cool dude, though. some dudes go for the wrong type of gold digger. straight dudes fall for female hoes. he just fell for male hoes. he shouldn't have to pay because some hustlers got dollar signs in their eyes.

/as for the first dude, i think he's full of shiat...
///but I still think he's a different kind of victim, going far back before Kevin Clash
 
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