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2012-11-29 10:00:21 PM
Shooting Star Steeple press
 
2012-11-29 10:00:44 PM
fark! What would Sabu do?

REPEAT THE SPOT!

Shooting Star Staple Super Press Dude Mon!
 
2012-11-29 10:00:59 PM

lucasorvis: Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*


Hoorah

You botched
 
2012-11-29 10:01:22 PM

lucasorvis: Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*


i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 10:02:19 PM

lucasorvis: Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*


Did he... What have... THAT'S A BOTCH! :O

FirstNationalBastard retains the title! :-(

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 10:02:36 PM
Found lucasorvis's profile pic....

www.tadkashadka.com
 
2012-11-29 10:03:02 PM
Damn...maybe RVD isn't just blowing smoke up our collective skirts and he really CAN still go. Damn. I'm kinda impressed.
 
2012-11-29 10:03:16 PM
Dawwwww... It's ok, Cap'n... We'll get him next week.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:10 PM
Link

Where they're actually holding Lockdown.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:49 PM
Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.
 
2012-11-29 10:05:47 PM

RepoManTSM: Link

Where they're actually holding Lockdown.


They're having a free autograph session in the basement of the Alamo if you get there early enough.
 
2012-11-29 10:06:15 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!
 
2012-11-29 10:12:11 PM

lucasorvis: Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.


No worries, I botched in the Raw thread this week. I am now SinKellyKelly.

Again, not to be confused with

www.wrestlescoop.com

Sink Kelly Kelly.
 
2012-11-29 10:14:41 PM

KellyKellyKelly: lucasorvis: Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.

No worries, I botched in the Raw thread this week. I am now SinKellyKelly.

Again, not to be confused with

[www.wrestlescoop.com image 400x300]

Sink Kelly Kelly.


But I don't wanna be known as a botcher! I just don't wanna play! A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!
 
2012-11-29 10:16:49 PM

lucasorvis: KellyKellyKelly: lucasorvis: Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.

No worries, I botched in the Raw thread this week. I am now SinKellyKelly.

Again, not to be confused with

[www.wrestlescoop.com image 400x300]

Sink Kelly Kelly.

But I don't wanna be known as a botcher! I just don't wanna play! A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!


I HAVE NO SON! >:-(

/NOW, I'm gone.
 
2012-11-29 10:17:27 PM

lucasorvis: Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!


Really? You're going to attack my looks? Have a heapin' helpin' of go fark yourself, farkface.
 
2012-11-29 10:19:55 PM

KellyKellyKelly: lucasorvis: Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!

Really? You're going to attack my looks? Have a heapin' helpin' of go fark yourself, farkface.


NO NO NO! I mean the picture you posted! Not YOUR personal picture! I'm sorry if I offended! Complete miscommunication! The picture you POSTED of her peeing in a SINK is gross! Not you!!!
 
2012-11-29 10:23:10 PM
I really, REALLY hope Ms.Kelly comes back. I have a deep-seated hatred of insulting anyone and I don't want her to think I'm a jerk because of a badly phrased statement. Seriously, if she doesn't know it was a complete mistake I'm gonna lose sleep over this. shiat. :(
 
2012-11-29 11:20:06 PM

lucasorvis:
Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!


I would eat cereal out of that sink.
 
2012-11-30 09:06:48 AM
Black ops 2 is pretty solid. I really can;t complain too much.

The kids are getting shipped off to the aunt's tonight. By 7 PM my wife and I will be alone. All you married people know what THAT means! Ah yeeeeeah, early bedtime.

*Last week, on Hoganpiece Theater...

*I giggled at the "give you some stuffing" line from AA again. SOOOO much better as a heel.

*HOGAN

*"MY DAUGHER IS 24 YERS OLD BROTHER. HOW DARE SHE HAVE SEX?! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHEAT ON YOUR MOM WITH MY BEST FRIENDS WIFE, BROTHER."

*24? I mean, let's be clear - I'd hit it. Thought she was 30ish.

*Brooke Hogan ... ACTING. "Please stop, it's not what you think. We haven;t even DONE anal yet".

*LMFAO AA. "Man this desk is uncomfortable to lay on. How do you do it Brooke?" Godamnit so much. Do I really have to put up with god awful "my grown daughter is having sex and I don't like it" to get quality promo's from AA?

*Hemme pan up. Me gusta.

*Gail Kim is hot. Even if she DID marry that douche from food network.

*Mickie James too? Hey, this match should actually involve good wrestling

*AJ Styles is 100% right. STFU about the title Storm.

*Ok... so if you have the title twice, that means you've lost it 3 times? WTF AA?

*White dude with dreds is Jobber to the Stars

*COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*"ZIMA ION IS GAY HUR DUR"

*Super Kayfabe Gut Check is even worse then normal Kayfabe Gut Check

*Oops on the audio goof during Hogan's promo

*Cena spittle on AA

*HOGAN to end the show. Great.

*Well it was better then last week, that's for damn sure
 
2012-11-30 09:08:51 AM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!


The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 12:09:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-11-30 01:02:14 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!


No, you're not. >:-(
 
2012-11-30 02:14:09 PM

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!

No, you're not. >:-(


Til this one closes I am.
 
2012-11-30 04:17:23 PM

TheManofPA: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!

No, you're not. >:-(

Til this one closes I am.


We'll see about that. :P
 
2012-12-01 02:09:56 AM

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!

No, you're not. >:-(

Til this one closes I am.

We'll see about that. :P


Cena's got that skinny girl fever: Link

Wait, does this make Cena and Daniel Bryan eskimo cousins?
 
2012-12-01 02:32:27 AM
Daniel Bryan is going out with the other Bella twin.

And Nikki looks like she's got at least a little junk in that trunk so it's a lot more believable than AJ.

Maybe the big twist will be that Cena has cougar fever and has been banging Vickie. She probably goes to bed wearing nothing but that cougar necklace. I'll leave you all with that image.

Ooooohh Yeaaahh
 
2012-12-01 11:59:13 AM

NotEric: Maybe the big twist will be that Cena has cougar fever and has been banging Vickie. She probably goes to bed wearing nothing but that cougar necklace. I'll leave you all with that image.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-01 08:08:22 PM

Captain Steroid:
[i1182.photobucket.com image 605x355]


I'd ride it like a bucking pony.
 
2012-12-01 08:23:47 PM

NotEric: Captain Steroid:
[i1182.photobucket.com image 605x355]

I'd ride it like a bucking pony.


I'd be too worried about Eddie's ghost showing up to scream at me for porking his wife. :-(
 
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