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(Impact Wrestling)   Is Bully Ray playing with Brooke Hogan's Twittah Machine? Will Mickie James bring Arby's for her match against Gail Kim? It's TNA Impact's Championship Thursday, 8 PM on Spike (Now with 30% more internal monologues by Jeff Hardy)   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 180
    More: Amusing, Brooke Hogan, Bully Ray, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Austin Aries, Rob Van Dam, X Division, Bobby Roode  
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2012-11-29 11:24:56 AM
i510.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 11:25:40 AM
Too


?
 
2012-11-29 11:27:53 AM
Damn thing wont let me link my Hayman/Newjack "Soon" photo!
 
2012-11-29 11:38:31 AM
Really? It's not even noon.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:42 AM

FinFangFark: [i510.photobucket.com image 596x390]


The real roast beef isn't inside the restaurant, it's just inches above the hemline of that skirt.
 
2012-11-29 11:39:23 AM

LoR75: Really? It's not even noon.


After last week's record breaking thread, maybe they're trying to give us an opportunity to break 50 posts.
 
2012-11-29 11:39:51 AM

Another Thursday brings another defense of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

i6.photobucket.com
Currently held by the fWc's resident schizophrenic, FirstNationalBastard


Following a disastrous turn-out last week, I'm tweaking things a bit this time. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post will still win the title. A miss or botch, and FNB retains until next week.

However, for tonight, there will be NO TIME LIMIT. There WILL be a 150th post, even if it has to happen next Tuesday! >:-(

Good luck, fWc FARKers!
 
2012-11-29 11:42:01 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: [i510.photobucket.com image 596x390]

The real roast beef isn't inside the restaurant, it's just inches above the hemline of that skirt.


That's why they asked her to keep the legs crossed. Can't oversell to the customers.
 
2012-11-29 11:49:56 AM

Captain Steroid: Another Thursday brings another defense of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
Currently held by the fWc's resident schizophrenic, FirstNationalBastard

Following a disastrous turn-out last week, I'm tweaking things a bit this time. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post will still win the title. A miss or botch, and FNB retains until next week.

However, for tonight, there will be NO TIME LIMIT. There WILL be a 150th post, even if it has to happen next Tuesday! >:-(

Good luck, fWc FARKers!


Last week was so bad, it made the belt sad...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 12:34:45 PM

FinFangFark: [i510.photobucket.com image 596x390]


Dammit, now I want some Roast Beef...
 
2012-11-29 12:39:35 PM

FinFangFark: [i510.photobucket.com image 596x390]


I can fap to 2 thirds of that picture.
 
2012-11-29 01:41:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: Really? It's not even noon.

After last week's record breaking thread, maybe they're trying to give us an opportunity to break 50 posts.


I'll try to do my part tonight if I am awake.
 
2012-11-29 01:43:04 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: FinFangFark: [i510.photobucket.com image 596x390]

I can fap to 2 thirds of that picture.


I can understand Arby's. it's the horse that's the head scratcher.
 
2012-11-29 01:54:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: Another Thursday brings another defense of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
Currently held by the fWc's resident schizophrenic, FirstNationalBastard

Following a disastrous turn-out last week, I'm tweaking things a bit this time. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post will still win the title. A miss or botch, and FNB retains until next week.

However, for tonight, there will be NO TIME LIMIT. There WILL be a 150th post, even if it has to happen next Tuesday! >:-(

Good luck, fWc FARKers!

Last week was so bad, it made the belt sad...

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


i1182.photobucket.com

There, there...
 
2012-11-29 01:57:34 PM
Alas, due to Saints-Falcons, I will largely miss the continuing adventures of The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, Jeff Hardy's inner monologue, and the TWITTAH MACHINE!!!11
 
2012-11-29 05:08:41 PM
When are the Hollywood Power Couple going to fight EY and ODB for the tag belts?

Why do I hate Chavo and Mexican't so much that I'd rather Jessie be one of the world tag team champions of the world?
 
2012-11-29 05:24:39 PM
Rumor has it that the pigeons will be let loose once again in the next month or so.

img508.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-29 06:32:29 PM
Good to know that TNA isn't planning to slowly bleed the Knockouts division dry. Unless Velvet's return is just a sign that someone else is leaving.

What is the Knockouts roster count at now (without Sky)? 6? 7 if you include the Gut Check winner?

/I know the thread died on Turkey day but was the episode of Impact worth going back and watching just to see the Gut Check winners?
 
2012-11-29 08:00:16 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Rumor has it that the pigeons will be let loose once again in the next month or so.

[img508.imageshack.us image 116x81]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:02:30 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:02:34 PM
Focus squarely where it belongs, on the Hulkster, JACK
 
2012-11-29 08:04:13 PM
The Megapowers of the Hulkster and Being a Father EXPLODED last week!
 
2012-11-29 08:04:55 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

"I'm... porking... your... daughter... LOL."
 
2012-11-29 08:05:34 PM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 500x350]

"I'm... porking... your... daughter... LOL."


im farking yr lttl gurl d00d LULZ
 
2012-11-29 08:06:49 PM
Where's Springer when you need him?
 
2012-11-29 08:07:02 PM
As if Wade Barrett's themes of the week #11-14 needed competition for Worst Theme Music of the Year 2012.
 
2012-11-29 08:07:17 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-11-29 08:07:55 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:08:37 PM
"Man, this desk is uncomfortable, I don't know how anyone could lay on it. Brooke, how do you do it?"
 
2012-11-29 08:10:57 PM
Mickey James vs Gail Kim...

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:14:53 PM
KNOCKOUTS MATCH!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:15:12 PM
OH HAI CHRISTY
 
2012-11-29 08:17:09 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:21:12 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Oh, and Mickie wins!
 
2012-11-29 08:21:38 PM
I AM A MAN! I AM AN ANCHOR MAN!
 
2012-11-29 08:23:21 PM
Last week's thread was so dismal it made me cry like watching a memorial show. Here's hoping this one goes better than an Ultimate Warrior vs. Scott Steiner promo.
 
2012-11-29 08:24:33 PM

lucasorvis: Last week's thread was so dismal it made me cry like watching a memorial show. Here's hoping this one goes better than an Ultimate Warrior vs. Scott Steiner promo.


I feel my title retention last week was like when The Godfather walked of Over The Edge 1999 still IC Champion.
 
2012-11-29 08:27:23 PM
Watching this on DVR so on quite a bit of delay. Just got to the part where Aries slams Brooke with the desk joke. Firstly: I lold. Second: you could hear the crowd go "OOOOHHH!" I think we might be in for a good show, ladies and gentleman. And by that I mean both of you who are actually IN this thread. Also, LOR, how goes the baby thing? Is your little blessing sleeping through the night yet?
 
2012-11-29 08:27:34 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:28:16 PM
Xena Ion was prettiest champion.
 
2012-11-29 08:28:53 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:31:01 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_LoMonaco#Personal_life

Bubba Ray's personal life. And yes, he's married. Now THAT'S some bullying right there. 

(I'd make it a hyper-link but have NO idea how.)
 
2012-11-29 08:32:27 PM

lucasorvis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_LoMonaco#Personal_life

Bubba Ray's personal life. And yes, he's married. Now THAT'S some bullying right there. 

(I'd make it a hyper-link but have NO idea how.)


Paste the link, highlight it, then click the "Link" icon at the top of the Comment box.
 
2012-11-29 08:33:33 PM
LOUD NOISES!
 
2012-11-29 08:33:37 PM
Christian York vs Bobby Rooo?

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:35:11 PM
Link

Hmmm...so that's how you do that....
 
2012-11-29 08:36:28 PM

lucasorvis: Link

Hmmm...so that's how you do that....


You're welcome. ^_^
 
2012-11-29 08:37:36 PM
 
2012-11-29 08:39:48 PM
static7.depositphotos.com

Is this how this works? 

HA! Apparently it is!!!
 
2012-11-29 08:41:10 PM

lucasorvis: [static7.depositphotos.com image 694x950]

Is this how this works? 

HA! Apparently it is!!!


I feel like a proud papa. :D
 
2012-11-29 08:41:42 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I feel like a kid with a new toy!
 
2012-11-29 08:41:51 PM
2!!!
 
2012-11-29 08:43:00 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Rooo wins!
 
2012-11-29 08:43:24 PM
OMG BENOIT TRIBUTE!
 
2012-11-29 08:44:44 PM
DAMN YOU, SONS OF ANARCHY!!!
 
2012-11-29 08:45:11 PM
EY! NOOOOO! ;_;
 
2012-11-29 08:46:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 08:47:10 PM

Captain Steroid: lucasorvis: [static7.depositphotos.com image 694x950]

Is this how this works? 

HA! Apparently it is!!!

I feel like a proud papa. :D


I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD!!! I LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU!!

*runs away crying*

*runs back crying* Oh fark it.

tomandmikepresentt.files.wordpress.com

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
 
2012-11-29 08:51:08 PM
Can I purchase Dixie's t-shirt?

Howbout her panties?
 
2012-11-29 08:51:35 PM

RepoManTSM: [i.imgur.com image 682x544]


He IS one of them!

The dumbass put his wristband on the wrong wrist! XD
 
2012-11-29 08:51:59 PM
RepoManTSM

Damn. That's well...pretty straightforward.
 
2012-11-29 08:53:23 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that derpy pin by Wes Brisco also pin his own shoulders to the mat?
 
2012-11-29 08:53:44 PM

Captain Steroid: RepoManTSM: [i.imgur.com image 682x544]

He IS one of them!

The dumbass put his wristband on the wrong wrist! XD


Smash of Demolition only wore the kneepad on his left arm because of his distinctive Eagle tattoo. Since he was in a highly visible and successful run as Krusher Kruschev before becoming Smash, they decided to cover the tattoo up to minimize recognition factor.
 
2012-11-29 08:54:02 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Danny and the Kaz are in the house! :D
 
2012-11-29 08:54:07 PM
Time for the....

Real World Tag Team Champions of the Wooooorrllldd!
 
2012-11-29 08:54:51 PM
Wow, useless third announcer guy is well...useless. Whose idea was it to put him in there? Yours? Yours? Wasn't mine!
 
2012-11-29 08:56:58 PM
Cool, a Christy Hemme in Playboy reference! NICE!

cdn.chud.com
 
2012-11-29 08:58:54 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:59:42 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:02:23 PM
Made it in. Had to upgrade phones Fun times
 
2012-11-29 09:03:01 PM

silgryphon: Made it in. Had to upgrade phones Fun times


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:04:02 PM
At the beginning of the show were they copying WWE with the scandal storyline?
 
2012-11-29 09:04:11 PM
"Bad Influence"?

I like mine better.
 
2012-11-29 09:05:38 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:05:57 PM
Gagnam Style? Really?
 
2012-11-29 09:06:30 PM
Damnit, how did you get YOUR .gif to work? All the ones I try posting error out.
 
2012-11-29 09:07:19 PM

LoR75: Gagnam Style? Really?


Yep.
 
2012-11-29 09:07:20 PM
Gagnam Style=completely uncalled for. I was tired of that fad the first time I HEARD of it. That's never happened to me before.
 
2012-11-29 09:07:40 PM
LAST CALL!

STORM AND STYLES WIN! :D
 
2012-11-29 09:08:57 PM
At least it wasn't Gagne style.

I mean, can you see someone dancing around while trying to push their son?
 
2012-11-29 09:09:06 PM

lucasorvis: Damnit, how did you get YOUR .gif to work? All the ones I try posting error out.


FARK has a 488 KB limit on .gifs. They won't let you post anything bigger. :-(
 
2012-11-29 09:10:08 PM
San Antonio?

Yeah, the friggin' ALAMO didn't give that one away. :P
 
2012-11-29 09:10:59 PM
WTF the Alamo Dome seats like 55,000
 
2012-11-29 09:11:04 PM

Captain Steroid: San Antonio?

Yeah, the friggin' ALAMO didn't give that one away. :P


Maybe it was a Taco Bell.
 
2012-11-29 09:11:35 PM
Where else did Anderson wrestle in the world?
 
2012-11-29 09:12:46 PM
Nice Pastamania reference.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:49 PM
Aries vs either Kid Kash or Ion wouldn't be so bad.

RVD vs anyone = booooorrring.

Get better soon, Chris Sabin.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:50 PM
I hate that segment of tell me why you should get a title shot.

wins or losses are meaningless
 
2012-11-29 09:14:06 PM

KellyKellyKelly: LoR75: Gagnam Style? Really?

Yep.


So...so disappointing.

/they're not even doing it right
 
2012-11-29 09:14:11 PM

NotEric: Aries vs either Kid Kash or Ion wouldn't be so bad.

RVD vs anyone = booooorrring.

Get better soon, Chris Sabin.


RVD vs Sabu in ECW.

RVD vs John Cena for the WWE Championship.

RVD vs AJ Styles for the TNA World Title.

Should I keep going?
 
2012-11-29 09:14:16 PM

silgryphon: I hate that segment of tell me why you should get a title shot.

wins or losses are meaningless


They come across as a complete Hogan ego trip.

Because they are.
 
2012-11-29 09:15:21 PM

Captain Steroid:
RVD vs Sabu in ECW.

RVD vs John Cena for the WWE Championship.

RVD vs AJ Styles for the TNA World Title.

Should I keep going?


I suppose I should have been more clear in that I mean the RVD of today.

This is not the same RVD.
 
2012-11-29 09:16:26 PM

NotEric: Captain Steroid:
RVD vs Sabu in ECW.

RVD vs John Cena for the WWE Championship.

RVD vs AJ Styles for the TNA World Title.

Should I keep going?

I suppose I should have been more clear in that I mean the RVD of today.

This is not the same RVD.


Yeah, they need to find Fonz and sign him up. :-(
 
2012-11-29 09:16:47 PM
They do realize if they do a PPV at the Alamodome it's gonna be like...less than half full right? This makes less sense than strike-anywhere-matches in a burn ward.
 
2012-11-29 09:17:28 PM
Samoa Joe vs Devon for the TNA TV Title! Next week!
 
2012-11-29 09:17:28 PM
And now Samoa Joe. I'm not sure who between those two phones it in more these days.

And I even like Joe.
 
2012-11-29 09:17:59 PM

lucasorvis: They do realize if they do a PPV at the Alamodome it's gonna be like...less than half full right? This makes less sense than strike-anywhere-matches in a burn ward.


I dunno man. They sell out whenever they leave the impact zone
 
2012-11-29 09:18:09 PM
Porn 'stache is up! :D
 
2012-11-29 09:18:38 PM
Come on crowd, how can you be so dead for Joey Ryan?
 
2012-11-29 09:19:08 PM
My wife loves her some Matt Morgan
 
2012-11-29 09:19:29 PM
GOOOOOOLLLLLD!
 
2012-11-29 09:19:32 PM
We get TWO pan-up shots of Christy Hemme!? Must be my birthday. *unzips*
 
2012-11-29 09:22:12 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Morgan wins!
 
2012-11-29 09:22:27 PM
Holy crap Matt's got a Daniel Bryan beard going
 
2012-11-29 09:22:53 PM
My feed!
 
2012-11-29 09:23:34 PM

NotEric: My feed!


FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
 
2012-11-29 09:24:01 PM
Brother Love and D'Lo are up to no good.
 
2012-11-29 09:24:33 PM

lucasorvis: NotEric: My feed!

FATALITY. FLAWLESS VICTORY.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:27:57 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Brother Love and D'Lo are up to no good.


www.angelfire.lycos.com

Agrees.
 
2012-11-29 09:28:18 PM
If Wes Briscoe doesn't make it, something is really wrong with TNA
 
2012-11-29 09:28:41 PM
Wes Brisco!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:28:46 PM
Damnit. First time I've been denied via hotlink. Damnit.
 
2012-11-29 09:30:32 PM
D-lo Brown is gonna be judging this hot new talent. Kid is just frozen there. Seems like he can't even move.
 
2012-11-29 09:30:41 PM
Who cares about your history with his father
 
2012-11-29 09:31:12 PM
Please don't let the next communique from Al be "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."
 
2012-11-29 09:32:28 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Please don't let the next communique from Al be "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:34:01 PM
Don't cry dude
 
2012-11-29 09:35:03 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Please don't let the next communique from Al be "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."


Damnit, I'm supposed to be the monopoly on those jokes in these threads. Also if that was his message, it would definitely be going to Chavo. Who isn't even there tonight. So...it would take some time to arrive.
 
2012-11-29 09:35:05 PM
HE'S IN! :D
 
2012-11-29 09:35:25 PM
YO ADRIEN I DID IT!
 
2012-11-29 09:36:31 PM
Don't cry, ya little biatch.
 
2012-11-29 09:36:32 PM
Give me a chance, I'm the scrappiest scrap who ever scraped!
 
2012-11-29 09:37:10 PM
That just deteriorated into "I know you are, but what am I?"
 
2012-11-29 09:38:50 PM
So what'd I miss?
 
2012-11-29 09:39:43 PM
HAHAHA, I change my mind! Chavo WAS on tonight's show but his match got cut. Still got leaked on Youtube anyhow. Nice job on that border crossing, "SuperMex"

Youtube.com/TNAwrestling
 
2012-11-29 09:40:00 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: So what'd I miss?


Bully Ray porking Hulk's daughter.
 
2012-11-29 09:41:21 PM
BAM!
 
2012-11-29 09:42:34 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Please don't let the next communique from Al be "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."


Wish Al Snow was here.
 
2012-11-29 09:43:17 PM

Captain Steroid: The_Y2P_Problem: So what'd I miss?

Bully Ray porking Hulk's daughter.


Glad I missed it.
 
2012-11-29 09:43:43 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:44:02 PM
RVD gets the shot? Really?
 
2012-11-29 09:45:03 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:45:39 PM
This main event brought to you by Wrangler Jeans. WOW talk about product placement
 
2012-11-29 09:46:28 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:47:01 PM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 256x256]


Are you high?
 
2012-11-29 09:48:10 PM

silgryphon: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 256x256]

Are you high?


What are you, a cop? :P
 
2012-11-29 09:53:29 PM
BUY JEANS, DAMNIT!!!
 
2012-11-29 09:53:37 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:55:12 PM
Only 2!
 
2012-11-29 09:55:23 PM

lucasorvis: BUY JEANS, DAMNIT!!!


Brought to you by Carl's Junior
 
2012-11-29 09:56:01 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:57:06 PM

Captain Steroid: silgryphon: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 256x256]

Are you high?

What are you, a cop? :P


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-29 09:58:15 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 09:58:26 PM

silgryphon: lucasorvis: BUY JEANS, DAMNIT!!!

Brought to you by Carl's Junior


Weird, in my state it's all Sonic and Denny's commercials.
 
2012-11-29 09:59:15 PM
Nice spit-up. :P
 
2012-11-29 09:59:29 PM
Run Aries Run
 
2012-11-29 09:59:34 PM
Aries in a pickle?

But I don't wanna pickle.

I just wanna ride my motorcycle.
 
2012-11-29 10:00:09 PM
Shooting Star Staple Super Press, Dude Mon!
 
2012-11-29 10:00:12 PM
Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D
 
2012-11-29 10:00:13 PM
Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*
 
2012-11-29 10:00:21 PM
Shooting Star Steeple press
 
2012-11-29 10:00:44 PM
fark! What would Sabu do?

REPEAT THE SPOT!

Shooting Star Staple Super Press Dude Mon!
 
2012-11-29 10:00:59 PM

lucasorvis: Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*


Hoorah

You botched
 
2012-11-29 10:01:22 PM

lucasorvis: Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*


i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 10:02:19 PM

lucasorvis: Also, ladies and gentleman. And well...all you other people. And I use the term "people" loosely. We have beaten last week's slump. We have beaten it soundly. We can all sleep tonight knowing there will be another thread next week. And thusly disaster was averted. God Bless America. *does Ric Flair faceplant*


Did he... What have... THAT'S A BOTCH! :O

FirstNationalBastard retains the title! :-(

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 10:02:36 PM
Found lucasorvis's profile pic....

www.tadkashadka.com
 
2012-11-29 10:03:02 PM
Damn...maybe RVD isn't just blowing smoke up our collective skirts and he really CAN still go. Damn. I'm kinda impressed.
 
2012-11-29 10:03:16 PM
Dawwwww... It's ok, Cap'n... We'll get him next week.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:10 PM
Link

Where they're actually holding Lockdown.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:49 PM
Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.
 
2012-11-29 10:05:47 PM

RepoManTSM: Link

Where they're actually holding Lockdown.


They're having a free autograph session in the basement of the Alamo if you get there early enough.
 
2012-11-29 10:06:15 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!
 
2012-11-29 10:12:11 PM

lucasorvis: Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.


No worries, I botched in the Raw thread this week. I am now SinKellyKelly.

Again, not to be confused with

www.wrestlescoop.com

Sink Kelly Kelly.
 
2012-11-29 10:14:41 PM

KellyKellyKelly: lucasorvis: Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.

No worries, I botched in the Raw thread this week. I am now SinKellyKelly.

Again, not to be confused with

[www.wrestlescoop.com image 400x300]

Sink Kelly Kelly.


But I don't wanna be known as a botcher! I just don't wanna play! A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!
 
2012-11-29 10:16:49 PM

lucasorvis: KellyKellyKelly: lucasorvis: Wait....it was ME!? I never even play the silly belts game, I just come for the posts! And it was ME!? Sorry to disapoint folks. I'm a self-decided jobber. Like Tommy Dreamer or Mikey Whipwreck. Once again, I'm just here for the posts. And of course...the Christy Hemme pan-shots.

No worries, I botched in the Raw thread this week. I am now SinKellyKelly.

Again, not to be confused with

[www.wrestlescoop.com image 400x300]

Sink Kelly Kelly.

But I don't wanna be known as a botcher! I just don't wanna play! A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!


I HAVE NO SON! >:-(

/NOW, I'm gone.
 
2012-11-29 10:17:27 PM

lucasorvis: Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!


Really? You're going to attack my looks? Have a heapin' helpin' of go fark yourself, farkface.
 
2012-11-29 10:19:55 PM

KellyKellyKelly: lucasorvis: Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!

Really? You're going to attack my looks? Have a heapin' helpin' of go fark yourself, farkface.


NO NO NO! I mean the picture you posted! Not YOUR personal picture! I'm sorry if I offended! Complete miscommunication! The picture you POSTED of her peeing in a SINK is gross! Not you!!!
 
2012-11-29 10:23:10 PM
I really, REALLY hope Ms.Kelly comes back. I have a deep-seated hatred of insulting anyone and I don't want her to think I'm a jerk because of a badly phrased statement. Seriously, if she doesn't know it was a complete mistake I'm gonna lose sleep over this. shiat. :(
 
2012-11-29 11:20:06 PM

lucasorvis:
Also, having seen your picture I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or disgusted. After much thought I have decided to be disgusted. I think women just went down a notch in my book. Homosexuality here I come!


I would eat cereal out of that sink.
 
2012-11-30 09:06:48 AM
Black ops 2 is pretty solid. I really can;t complain too much.

The kids are getting shipped off to the aunt's tonight. By 7 PM my wife and I will be alone. All you married people know what THAT means! Ah yeeeeeah, early bedtime.

*Last week, on Hoganpiece Theater...

*I giggled at the "give you some stuffing" line from AA again. SOOOO much better as a heel.

*HOGAN

*"MY DAUGHER IS 24 YERS OLD BROTHER. HOW DARE SHE HAVE SEX?! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHEAT ON YOUR MOM WITH MY BEST FRIENDS WIFE, BROTHER."

*24? I mean, let's be clear - I'd hit it. Thought she was 30ish.

*Brooke Hogan ... ACTING. "Please stop, it's not what you think. We haven;t even DONE anal yet".

*LMFAO AA. "Man this desk is uncomfortable to lay on. How do you do it Brooke?" Godamnit so much. Do I really have to put up with god awful "my grown daughter is having sex and I don't like it" to get quality promo's from AA?

*Hemme pan up. Me gusta.

*Gail Kim is hot. Even if she DID marry that douche from food network.

*Mickie James too? Hey, this match should actually involve good wrestling

*AJ Styles is 100% right. STFU about the title Storm.

*Ok... so if you have the title twice, that means you've lost it 3 times? WTF AA?

*White dude with dreds is Jobber to the Stars

*COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*"ZIMA ION IS GAY HUR DUR"

*Super Kayfabe Gut Check is even worse then normal Kayfabe Gut Check

*Oops on the audio goof during Hogan's promo

*Cena spittle on AA

*HOGAN to end the show. Great.

*Well it was better then last week, that's for damn sure
 
2012-11-30 09:08:51 AM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!


The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 12:09:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-11-30 01:02:14 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!


No, you're not. >:-(
 
2012-11-30 02:14:09 PM

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!

No, you're not. >:-(


Til this one closes I am.
 
2012-11-30 04:17:23 PM

TheManofPA: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!

No, you're not. >:-(

Til this one closes I am.


We'll see about that. :P
 
2012-12-01 02:09:56 AM

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 116x100]

One second off! I was ONE SECOND OFF! T_T

Is there ANYONE who can stop FNB's reign of terror?!

I'll see you guys next week. One second. Unbelievable!

The best title defenses are when you're sleeping the sleep of the just!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

I AM THE LMS CHAMPIONS!

No, you're not. >:-(

Til this one closes I am.

We'll see about that. :P


Cena's got that skinny girl fever: Link

Wait, does this make Cena and Daniel Bryan eskimo cousins?
 
2012-12-01 02:32:27 AM
Daniel Bryan is going out with the other Bella twin.

And Nikki looks like she's got at least a little junk in that trunk so it's a lot more believable than AJ.

Maybe the big twist will be that Cena has cougar fever and has been banging Vickie. She probably goes to bed wearing nothing but that cougar necklace. I'll leave you all with that image.

Ooooohh Yeaaahh
 
2012-12-01 11:59:13 AM

NotEric: Maybe the big twist will be that Cena has cougar fever and has been banging Vickie. She probably goes to bed wearing nothing but that cougar necklace. I'll leave you all with that image.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-01 08:08:22 PM

Captain Steroid:
[i1182.photobucket.com image 605x355]


I'd ride it like a bucking pony.
 
2012-12-01 08:23:47 PM

NotEric: Captain Steroid:
[i1182.photobucket.com image 605x355]

I'd ride it like a bucking pony.


I'd be too worried about Eddie's ghost showing up to scream at me for porking his wife. :-(
 
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