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(Sun Journal (Maine))   The case of the missing scallop guts has been solved. The scallop guts are now safely back where they belong. Everyone go back to their regular business   (sunjournal.com) divider line 20
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2012-11-29 10:13:44 AM
News...this ain't it.
 
2012-11-29 10:16:36 AM
took a lot of guts to greenlight this
 
2012-11-29 10:18:31 AM
No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.
 
2012-11-29 10:19:05 AM
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.
 
2012-11-29 10:24:04 AM

BlackMtnMan: No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.


Golphers?

/We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
 
2012-11-29 10:25:59 AM
Mmm, scallops.
 
2012-11-29 10:28:38 AM
How very odd.

You'd think the guy who spent 6 months collecting scallop guts wouldn't just pop them in the back seat of the grad student's car and take off like a thief in the night. Wouldn't he want to say "Hi grad student, here's these scallop guts you've been waiting for, took me 6 months to collect them, don't lose them". Maybe he met the grad student inside the gas station and just mistook the car in question for the grad student's car.
 
2012-11-29 10:29:04 AM

Butthurted: News...this ain't it.


It is in Maine. Which is one of the reasons to live here.
 
2012-11-29 10:29:23 AM
Scallops have guts?

Little ones, I'd imagine.
 
2012-11-29 10:30:12 AM
At least they didn't steal his goddamn clamcakes.
 
2012-11-29 10:31:30 AM
Always tag your tub of scallop guts with your name and address and phone.
 
2012-11-29 10:35:59 AM

sandi_fish: Mmm, scallops.


This.
 
2012-11-29 10:36:01 AM
A little butter, a little garlic ... mmmmm
 
2012-11-29 10:37:06 AM

BlackMtnMan: No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.


Meh. Mutilated monkey meat is better anyway.
 
2012-11-29 10:37:36 AM
ERMAGHERD

SCERLERP GERTS!
 
2012-11-29 10:42:54 AM
Ever seen film of scallops in their environment? They're hilarious. They clap their shells together to squirt water out and swim.
 
2012-11-29 10:43:01 AM

Butthurted: News...this ain't it.


No. It's Fark.
 
2012-11-29 10:46:21 AM

Publikwerks: Butthurted: News...this ain't it.

It is in Maine. Which is one of the reasons to live here.


More evidence that Maine is actually stealth Canada. I am constantly remarking to my wife how lucky we are that "not news" is frequently the third or fourth item on the national reports. "Cat safely retrieved from New Brunswick tree" or "Hockey strike continues" is better than "Mass shooting in mall" or "Herp Jeebus birther Israel print more money abortion Patriot gun derp".

I don't insist on "good news stories", but when they occur naturally as just the outcome of daily life in a low-crime area, I'm OK with hearing about it.
 
2012-11-29 10:47:40 AM
But what did they do with the delicious leftovers?
 
2012-11-29 12:45:19 PM

Ol' Derpy Bastard: BlackMtnMan: No word yet on the greasy, grimy, golpher guts.

Meh. Mutilated monkey meat is better anyway.


For me, it's the french-fried eyeballs or nothing.
 
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