FARK.com: (7458364) 1882 inventor: "Let's see... I have a sundial, a miniature cannon and a magnifying glass. What can I build?"

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		1882 inventor: "Let's see... I have a sundial, a miniature cannon and a magnifying glass. What can I build?" (neatorama.com)		19
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Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-11-29 09:33:08 AM

A bong?

Millennium		2012-11-29 10:06:07 AM

Only 70 years too late.

abhorrent1		2012-11-29 10:12:41 AM

Um. That seems like it would scare the shiat out of you. Z z Z z Z z.....BANG!

ABQGOD		2012-11-29 10:24:26 AM

It's like one of those clever solutions to an Encyclopedia Brown mystery.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-11-29 10:30:35 AM

If this was Arcanum I'd guess it was the blueprint for a laser version of the Looking Glass Rifle.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-11-29 10:46:02 AM

Is it an alarm clock?

*goes to RTFA*

groppet		2012-11-29 10:46:44 AM

Stil wouldnt wake my roomate. I set off an air horn next to her, dumped water. Would like to try fireworks but the cat would shiat itself

jfarkinB		2012-11-29 11:10:27 AM

groppet: Stil wouldnt wake my roomate. I set off an air horn next to her, dumped water. Would like to try fireworks but the cat would shiat itself

Well, the obvious solution is to put the cat in her bed first.

abhorrent1		2012-11-29 11:18:56 AM

groppet: Stil wouldnt wake my roomate. I set off an air horn next to her, dumped water. Would like to try fireworks but the cat would shiat itself

Have you tried the penis alarm clock?

uberaverage		2012-11-29 11:34:00 AM

If the Sun is bright enough to set off a cannon, you should be awake already.

weapon13		2012-11-29 11:48:06 AM

abhorrent1: groppet: Stil wouldnt wake my roomate. I set off an air horn next to her, dumped water. Would like to try fireworks but the cat would shiat itself

Have you tried the penis alarm clock?

Came here to say the exact same thing!

Barricaded Gunman		2012-11-29 12:03:57 PM

groppet: Stil wouldnt wake my roomate. I set off an air horn next to her, dumped water. Would like to try fireworks but the cat would shiat itself

How are her boobs? Pretty firm? And don't tell me you don't know.

padraig		2012-11-29 12:08:00 PM

Heard about this. People in Paris used to use it to set their watches.

earthworm2.0		2012-11-29 01:04:07 PM

Benjamin Franklin thought of it already http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vy_sy8pG8

Counter_Intelligent		2012-11-29 01:19:16 PM

Wait, is it a cannon that uses the glass to make the smaller cannonballs bigger? And the sundial is for the cannoneer to tell time? Or something?

HatMadeOfAss		2012-11-29 01:32:53 PM

weapon13: abhorrent1: groppet: Stil wouldnt wake my roomate. I set off an air horn next to her, dumped water. Would like to try fireworks but the cat would shiat itself

Have you tried the penis alarm clock?

Came here to say the exact same thing!

How did you come to this thread to say exactly the same thing. The article mentions nothing about a phallic alarm clock. It seems strange that you came to a random thread to bring up a wiener-based alarm clock.