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(Some Guy)   Fact check us, will you? Well, we'll make our own Conservative Fact Check. With blackjack. And hookers. You know what? Forget the blackjack, hookers, and facts   (conservativefactcheck.com) divider line 35
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2012-11-29 09:16:55 AM
13 votes:
Sorry. I don't trust any conservative fact checking site that doesn't have a picture of a fat guy standing in front of pine trees.
2012-11-29 10:11:07 AM
6 votes:

SilentStrider: Sorry. I don't trust any conservative fact checking site that doesn't have a picture of a fat guy standing in front of pine spruce trees.


There, fact checked for you. You're welcome.
2012-11-29 10:26:08 AM
5 votes:
This is what Republicans actually believe!

pixel.nymag.com
2012-11-29 10:11:29 AM
5 votes:
FTA:

"They also unfairly tarnish Michele Bachmann as a liar, when anybody who follows her already understands that many of her statements aren't meant to be truthful in the first place -- she simply says what she feels"

Bwahahahahaha
2012-11-29 10:12:02 AM
4 votes:
Also:

Our Staff

Chuck Rogers, Editor-In-Chief
Mr. Rogers presently writes all the content for CFC.

"Techdude", Technical Editor
Accomplished computer expert "techdude" has an A.A.S. in Network Technology and Security from Inver Hills Community College. He specializes in detecting document and photo forgeries.

www.ponyfictionarchive.net
2012-11-29 10:22:47 AM
2 votes:
Doonesbury did it first, by the way.

thepoliticalcarnival.net
2012-11-29 10:21:46 AM
2 votes:
Epistemic closure, epistemic closure everywhere.
2012-11-29 10:16:47 AM
2 votes:
FTF-Oil-Price-Article:President Romney can shake things up by offering tax incentives to domestic oil companies to keep their oil in the United States. It's simple: if an oil company sells its product domestically for $46 a gallon (about the price necessary for gas that's $2.00 a gallon or less), they get a tax incentive against the money they lose by selling it at the current spot market price.

thelinkpaper.ca

"Good idea, conservatives!"
2012-11-29 10:11:27 AM
2 votes:
I love the reasoning: Politifact shows that conservatives lie more than liberals. Therefore, it's liberal bias, not more conservatives lying.... Obviously!
2012-11-29 10:02:31 AM
2 votes:
The Free Market is going after Conservapedia! Let the purging begin!
2012-11-29 11:54:55 AM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: physt: [static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300] 
/Amused

I read somewhere on Fark, before the election, that this guy is slightly out of focus, and the trees behind him are in focus. It makes the photo incredibly creepy when you think about it.



Gravitational lens effect.
2012-11-29 11:47:47 AM
1 votes:

impaler: Apparently this proves politifact is biased, instead of "Republicans are bigger liars."

[conservativefactcheck.com image 777x574]

FTFA: The results are, sadly, not surprising. But the situation is grave. PolitiFact (and other supposedly unbiased fact-checking sites) paint Mitt Romney as a serial liar. They also unfairly tarnish Michele Bachmann as a liar, when anybody who follows her already understands that many of her statements aren't meant to be truthful in the first place -- she simply says what she feels.

This is a troll right? Poe's law in action? You can't be serious.



You can't fact check feelings!
2012-11-29 11:47:29 AM
1 votes:
i48.photobucket.com
2012-11-29 11:19:45 AM
1 votes:
conservativefactcheck.com 

there really isn't anything i can say that would be funnier than the image.

nothing.

it's pre-mocked. it comes with derision already installed.
2012-11-29 11:13:43 AM
1 votes:
collider.com

Herpa Derpa Derpa. Derpa Fact Derpa Derpa. Palin! Palin! Hannity Derpa!
2012-11-29 11:05:37 AM
1 votes:
I, for one, cannot wait to read the Conservative Bible. Especially the part about how Jesus -- his white skin and blond crew-cut resplendent -- put aside his draft of the U.S. Constitution and smote those who dared provide health care to the poor with those immortal words "Take the plank out of your own eye, and ye shall start a profitable timber business, if not for Caesar's onerous regulations and demands for rendering unto that which my Father hath given the Job Creators."
2012-11-29 10:40:34 AM
1 votes:
again... ahem -

THIS HAS TO BE SATIRE

The disastrous election results were shocking here at CFC HQ. But we've pulled ourselves off the floor, and we're upping our commitment to providing accurate, conservative-based fact checking for people who recognize the truth.

That starts with some freshening of the site's look. The Obama tax hikes have prevented us from hiring professional web designers, so we're doing it ourselves... so please be patient.
2012-11-29 10:38:20 AM
1 votes:
what could possiblye go wrong?
2012-11-29 10:36:21 AM
1 votes:
Fact: Chuck Rodgers has written every article on that site. 

Fact: But for some reason he calls himself Chuck Davis on this piece.

Fact: Chuck Rodgers isn't even sure of his own name. 

I'm guessing his real name is Charles Davis but he writes under the pseudonym Chuck Rodgers because he's afraid of being exposed for some reason... or he just has some weird Buck Rodgers obsession.
2012-11-29 10:27:31 AM
1 votes:
In moron land, this is true:

"Mitt Romney carried 24 states. We need to have conservative activists from all over the nation contact the electors, the Republican Party and the secretary of state in all of these states and tell them not to participate in the Electoral College when it meets on Dec. 17. If we can get 17 of those states (just over one-third) to refuse to participate, the Electoral College will have no quorum. Then, as the Constitution directs, the election goes to the House of Representatives."

Meanwhile, in actual reality: snopes

Morons make bare assertions. People with half a brain cite their sources. It's a key difference.
2012-11-29 10:27:22 AM
1 votes:
What about a conservative Math? I'm sure there is at least one field it won't cover: Al-gebra
2012-11-29 10:26:52 AM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: CFC is dedicated to providing a conservative alternative to enormously liberal-biased fact checking sites like snopes.com, factcheck.org, and politifact.com.

Should tell you all you need to know. At least politifact is somewhat merciful to Republicans by trying to please both sides.


Snopes???

O.o
2012-11-29 10:26:07 AM
1 votes:
We were surprised by this. Because of Mrs. Nuxoll's role as a State Senator, and because she wrote that the procedure is "totally constitutional," we believed that she had adequate knowledge of the U. S. Constitution.

Although this was posted as a news item, we are, at our core, a fact-checking site, and we did not engage in sufficient fact checking. We regret the error and extend our apologies to Senator Nuxoll.


That's comedy f*cking gold
2012-11-29 10:23:03 AM
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: I'm glad to see they have gordon gecko around to write their article on hostess

"The bankruptcies and salary increases were part one -- the latter isn't greed; it's simply compensation. The liquidation was also carefully managed, and the proposal to cut workers' salaries and retirement benefits was specifically designed to be a win-win -- if they capitulated, then the company would stay in business. And if they did not, then the assets would be sold to the highest bidder. And, Twinkies and the other Hostess brands will survive."


It's a win-win! We get to keep all the profits of your work, and you get to work until you're 75 because we stole your pension! Everybody gets something.
2012-11-29 10:20:26 AM
1 votes:
If it was a fact-checking site that concentrated on debunking liberal lies or half-truths, that would be fine. However, I think we all knew it would have bullshiat like this:

To have any semblance of fairness, PolitiFact should play it 50/50 and present an equal number of lies from both sides.

That idea should be beaten to death with a hammer.
2012-11-29 10:19:41 AM
1 votes:
The Truth™ = the Conservative/Republican narrative in its totality.

Libfacts™ = anything that conflicts with The Truth™. Includes anything that is observably and objectively true.
2012-11-29 10:18:59 AM
1 votes:

AntiNerd: Fact check in what sense?

All of the articles on that page are opinion pieces -- no fact checks at all. Have conservatives become so steeped in their own reality stew they can't tell the difference anymore?


They have bought into their own legend... And yes, I mean the kind with Tim Curry wearing giant horns.
2012-11-29 10:18:24 AM
1 votes:
FTA: The Republican Senator from Idaho has an idea for saving is from another Obama term.

Conservative's excel at proofreading too.
2012-11-29 10:14:22 AM
1 votes:
Fact check in what sense?

All of the articles on that page are opinion pieces -- no fact checks at all. Have conservatives become so steeped in their own reality stew they can't tell the difference anymore?
2012-11-29 10:10:52 AM
1 votes:
I look on this as more a business opportunity than anything else.  Pretty soon they'll want a conservative Amazon, conservative Google, conservative Twitter, conservative Fark.  It's time to get in on the ground floor of the right's complete divorce from reality. 
2012-11-29 10:08:37 AM
1 votes:
The message this effort sends is: "There are facts, and then there are Conservative Facts."

Please proceed, lying assholes.
2012-11-29 10:07:54 AM
1 votes:
If your belief system requires that you omit any opposing ideas from ever being presented to you, then you should really consider taking yourself out of the genetic pool.
2012-11-29 10:07:33 AM
1 votes:
This is going to be fun when they bring up the birth certificate.
2012-11-29 10:07:29 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Free Market is going after Conservapedia! Let the purging begin!


Phyllis Schlafly will not be trifled with. Tread cautiously, Conservative Fact Check. You're upsetting forces beyond your ken.
2012-11-29 09:19:25 AM
1 votes:
Ah, it was just a matter of time before this sort of thing started to crop up.

Fact checkers really knocked the teeth out of the GOP bullshiat machine this time around.
 
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