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(Jezebel)   Jay Z is part of the Satan worshipping Illuminati, New Yorkers will kill and eat their babies, men lose zinc when they fap, and more insight from Angus T. Jones' spiritual leader   (jezebel.com) divider line 41
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2012-11-29 03:19:40 AM
He also implicated Kanye West and Rihanna as being involved with Lucifer.

Well f*ck - anyone could have told you that.
 
2012-11-29 06:28:14 AM
He also says that Michael Jackson's death was a conspiracy involving the Pope.

Frankly, I'm a bit suspicious of a 'youth pastor' who spends so much time thinking about the evil, evil gheys and the sin of those hot young boys jerking their hard, throbbing...

Um, anyway, I'm suspicious.
 
2012-11-29 06:28:41 AM
Meh. Anything that suggests damnation exists for those that don't pay a middleman for salvation is going to be a scam.
 
2012-11-29 07:28:11 AM
Still not as farked up as Scientology.
 
2012-11-29 08:33:37 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: Still not as farked up as Scientology.


True, but a bit more farked up than the Westboro Babtist Church. They have only one theme, where this guy starts with homophobia and adds in various conspiracy theories and insanity to his message.
 
2012-11-29 09:13:40 AM
Come back zinc! Come back!
 
2012-11-29 09:34:41 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Come back zinc! Come back!


Does this mean we can get Two and Half Men back into production if we setup the preacher with Gordie Howe?
 
2012-11-29 09:37:23 AM
Hip Hop Illuminati yo

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2012-11-29 09:38:15 AM
cdn.tss.uproxx.com

Leader of Hip NWO Hop
 
2012-11-29 09:40:02 AM
the oblique shall inherit the earth
 
2012-11-29 09:48:00 AM

Gunny Highway: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x337]

Leader of Hip NWO Hop


Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
 
2012-11-29 09:53:33 AM
Angus is just as farked up as Sheen. But it's for Jesus so it's all right.
 
2012-11-29 09:57:02 AM
There's some weird shiat in the bible. Which book has the passages about zinc deficiencies from masturbating? I need my daily bread.
 
2012-11-29 10:00:49 AM
The Jay-Z Deception, that explains how the rapper's Blueprint albums are "markers in obtaining degrees in the secret organization known as the Freemasons"

If my grandfather were still alive to know they let black people into the Masons...
 
2012-11-29 10:03:59 AM
I'm gonna start calling him Angus The Jones.
 
2012-11-29 10:06:15 AM

HotWingConspiracy: There's some weird shiat in the bible. Which book has the passages about zinc deficiencies from masturbating? I need my daily bread.


The SDA church was founded by 19th century health reformers. This was a theory they had at the time, so that's where it came from.
 
2012-11-29 10:06:33 AM
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/image is hot
 
2012-11-29 10:06:57 AM

stupiddream: Gunny Highway: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x337]

Leader of Hip NWO Hop

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto


Hip NWO Hop members:

MF Doom
Dr. Octagon
Quasimoto
RZA
KRS One
Redman

I would love to see this a picture like this (below) with this guys listed above.

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2012-11-29 10:22:28 AM
Zinc-Oxide is very important, please watch this educational film

Link
 
2012-11-29 10:41:38 AM
Good thing I deny women my zinc.
 
2012-11-29 10:43:48 AM
nWo 4 LIFE!!! 

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2012-11-29 10:46:52 AM
I want to be part of a worldwide evil conspiracy.

I mean, they must need logistics and financial guys, right? Any globe spanning organization does. Is there a form I need to fill out or something?
 
2012-11-29 10:52:51 AM

propasaurus: He also says that Michael Jackson's death was a conspiracy involving the Pope.

Frankly, I'm a bit suspicious of a 'youth pastor' who spends so much time thinking about the evil, evil gheys and the sin of those hot young boys jerking their hard, throbbing...

Um, anyway, I'm suspicious.


Makes sense. Jackson was hogging all the easily manipulated little boys, and The Pope was just eliminating the competition.
 
2012-11-29 10:53:35 AM

Spade: I want to be part of a worldwide evil conspiracy.

I mean, they must need logistics and financial guys, right? Any globe spanning organization does. Is there a form I need to fill out or something?


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DarkPascual: nWo Hench 4 LIFE!!!

 
2012-11-29 10:57:40 AM
Zinc deficiency, eh?

Looking that up on Google exposes 2 things: one, that it is not true; and 2, that there are a lot of creepy anti-masturbators in the world who use that lie as a way to help justify their zealotry.
 
mhd
2012-11-29 11:00:44 AM

Spade: I want to be part of a worldwide evil conspiracy.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 11:03:30 AM

swahnhennessy: Zinc deficiency, eh?
Looking that up on Google exposes 2 things: one, that it is not true; and 2, that there are a lot of creepy anti-masturbators in the world who use that lie as a way to help justify their zealotry.


Even if it was true, you could take vitamins for it. But that's not really all that weird--women get told to take iron supplements, because they lose iron when they menstruate. I think it's iron. Well, whatever--but just saying that you lose minerals or something by masturbating isn't really that weird by itself.
 
2012-11-29 11:04:33 AM
www.jesus-is-savior.com

Amy Grant, another satanist.
 
2012-11-29 11:08:30 AM

swahnhennessy: Zinc deficiency, eh?

Looking that up on Google exposes 2 things: one, that it is not true; and 2, that there are a lot of creepy anti-masturbators in the world who use that lie as a way to help justify their zealotry.


I'll bet when they're at home and they know no one is looking, they fap furiously enough to develop a callous on their penis.
 
2012-11-29 11:18:59 AM
men lose zinc precious bodily fluids when they fap

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2012-11-29 11:27:04 AM

IlGreven: Angus is just as farked up as Sheen. But it's for Jesus so it's all right.


My uncle used to ruin our Thanksgiving with his alcoholism. Then he found Jesus. Now he ruins it with that.
 
2012-11-29 11:51:58 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.jesus-is-savior.com image 387x216]

Amy Grant, another satanist.


Any word on Sandi Patti or Ray Boltz?
 
2012-11-29 11:58:46 AM
This preacher sounds pretty cool.

If YouTube wasn't blocked at work, I'd be checking out some of his videos right now.
 
2012-11-29 12:25:15 PM

IlGreven: Angus is just as farked up as Sheen. But it's for Jesus so it's all right.


If you're going to be farked up, farking porn stars and doing blow until you die is the way to do it.

Throwing away a $350,000 a week paycheck for Jesus-cult is just farking stupid.

The kid is probably never going to get regular work again after this, but I guess he can live off of residuals for the rest of his life and make the occasional appearance on a crime show like Criminal Minds as the nutjob serial killer guest star of the episode.

SMH.
 
2012-11-29 12:41:33 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.jesus-is-savior.com image 387x216]

Amy Grant, another satanist.


I haven't figured out if that site's legit or another Landover Baptist.

/Farenheit would cause much brain splatter
 
2012-11-29 02:30:48 PM

swahnhennessy: Zinc deficiency, eh?

Looking that up on Google exposes 2 things: one, that it is not true; and 2, that there are a lot of creepy anti-masturbators in the world who use that lie as a way to help justify their zealotry.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-29 02:51:18 PM
I think where they get the Jay Z thing is that his clothing line does have some designs that makes used of various 'occult' imagery (and I'm using that term quite broadly). It's possible that he spreads rumors about himself as a covert marketing gimmick. It's also possible that he's into all of the wacky superstitious stuff. Artists in general are often into weird stuff. Led Zeppelin were like that too. To each their own, I suppose.
 
2012-11-29 02:53:13 PM

Bob_Laublaw: He also implicated Kanye West and Rihanna as being involved with Lucifer.

Well f*ck - anyone could have told you that.


They used to say that the devil had the best music. . . I guess ole Lucifer doesn't have such good taste these days. I wonder which fictional deity is the keeper of the good tunes in the 21st century.
 
2012-11-29 03:56:40 PM
If I lick the towel under my bed can I get my zinc back?
 
2012-11-29 06:00:57 PM
dear angus T,

you were smarter when you were fat. now shut the fark up.
 
2012-11-30 10:08:54 AM
What? A religious figure spouting crazy shiat? Unpossible...
 
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