thismomentinblackhistory: Still not as farked up as Scientology.
God Is My Co-Pirate: Come back zinc! Come back!
Gunny Highway: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x337]Leader of Hip NWO Hop
HotWingConspiracy: There's some weird shiat in the bible. Which book has the passages about zinc deficiencies from masturbating? I need my daily bread.
stupiddream: Gunny Highway: [cdn.tss.uproxx.com image 540x337]Leader of Hip NWO HopDomo arigato Mr. Roboto
propasaurus: He also says that Michael Jackson's death was a conspiracy involving the Pope.Frankly, I'm a bit suspicious of a 'youth pastor' who spends so much time thinking about the evil, evil gheys and the sin of those hot young boys jerking their hard, throbbing...Um, anyway, I'm suspicious.
Spade: I want to be part of a worldwide evil conspiracy.I mean, they must need logistics and financial guys, right? Any globe spanning organization does. Is there a form I need to fill out or something?
DarkPascual: nWo Hench 4 LIFE!!!
Spade: I want to be part of a worldwide evil conspiracy.
swahnhennessy: Zinc deficiency, eh?Looking that up on Google exposes 2 things: one, that it is not true; and 2, that there are a lot of creepy anti-masturbators in the world who use that lie as a way to help justify their zealotry.
IlGreven: Angus is just as farked up as Sheen. But it's for Jesus so it's all right.
CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.jesus-is-savior.com image 387x216]Amy Grant, another satanist.
Bob_Laublaw: He also implicated Kanye West and Rihanna as being involved with Lucifer.Well f*ck - anyone could have told you that.
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