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(AZCentral)   Pastor accused of selling heroin, methamphetamine and prescription drugs to his followers to help bring them closer to God. Then again, an overdose would technically bring them closer to God   (azcentral.com) divider line 4
    More: Weird, Fountain Hills, god, prescription drugs, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, glass, MCSO, overdose, heroin  
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2012-11-29 11:01:33 AM  
2 votes:
At least he wasn't selling them opiates, amirite?
2012-11-29 10:57:44 AM  
2 votes:

thecpt: Trent Reznor knew how to get closer to god.... much healthier than meth. just saying.


Then again, priests have tried the "fark you like an animal" approach for quite some time as well.

/ you beat me to Reznor reference
2012-11-29 12:35:56 PM  
1 votes:
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fark you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fark you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fark you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fark you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive
2012-11-29 10:55:47 AM  
1 votes:
good for him, he wasn't blowing kids.
 
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