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(The Big Story)   Ashton's a billionaire and a TV star. Mila is the Sexiest Woman Alive and a movie star. And then there's this dumbass   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 68
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2012-11-29 04:45:56 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: At least she had the good judgement to show her tits before she self-destructed

/needless to say, NSFW


Those are very nice nipples. My Nipple Scale rates those a 10/10.

//By My Nipple Scale, I mean my penis.
 
2012-11-29 06:26:44 PM

KelvinTheClown: mrjared: thurstonxhowell: Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?

...but she showed her tits. It all balances out.

What? When?

This year, in "Lay the Favorite."


Hmmm. Not bad. Linky for those interested. NSFW, obviously.
 
2012-11-29 06:33:54 PM
140M does not a Billionaire make, but it's far more than good enough and he does play one on TV.
 
2012-11-29 06:35:04 PM

ristst: 42yrs old??? From watching That 70's Show I would'a thought younger.

From the mug shots I'd say *way* older.


Well, she was 28 when the show debuted.

Im 28 now and the show debuted when I was 14.

god that feels like 1/2 a life time ago.
 
2012-11-29 07:17:41 PM

phattybeefpatty: I don't get it. Usually I can understand some level of the celebrity even if I don't like them. Ashton though is an enigma. Now the fact that he's dating one of the most beautiful women of the world who is actually talented and universally loved by men and women... It's like a yin yang.


Perhaps Mila is one of those chicks with a dick, and Asshton likes them kind of girls. 

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-29 08:09:18 PM

KelvinTheClown: Ashton is a billionaire and Mila is a sexpot
Lisa's free on bond after another crime-spree onslaught.
Fez is tappin' ass and making puss gush like a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche, cummin' down a mountain.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-29 08:39:08 PM
That is a hard farking 42. Gads.
 
2012-11-29 09:19:54 PM

coeyagi: She's 42 and her husband is 61? Reminds me of this.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

//Old Balls FTW


"He's got a five-year plan!"

What, don't die?
 
2012-11-29 10:15:23 PM
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Nicole Kidman at age 42
 
2012-11-29 11:56:30 PM

Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.


Too late. The $cientologists got to her.
 
2012-11-29 11:58:38 PM

phattybeefpatty: I really do try not to hate. Sincerely. I'm even nicer on the Internet than in person, which is odd. But Ashton Kutcher, I just don't get it. None of the women I know thinks he's attractive, none of the guys think he'd be cool to hang out with, no one has ever found him to be truly funny at all, he's a terrible actor, AAAAND he comes off like a complete douche.

I don't get it. Usually I can understand some level of the celebrity even if I don't like them. Ashton though is an enigma. Now the fact that he's dating one of the most beautiful women of the world who is actually talented and universally loved by men and women... It's like a yin yang.


He's the Anti-Timberlake.

Or Bizzaro Justin. Take your pick.
 
ecl
2012-11-30 12:04:17 AM

red5ish: [img12.imageshack.us image 396x594]
Nicole Kidman at age 42


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-30 12:15:18 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Coco LaFemme: Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.

Mila Kunis
Kate Beckinsale
Jessica Biel
The original Mila (Mila Jovovich)

Really it's too close to call. I'd kill any farker here for a chance at any of them.


pack a lunch biatch! Those 4 are on my list too... damn, I love brunettes.

 
2012-11-30 09:11:31 AM

red5ish: [img12.imageshack.us image 396x594]
Nicole Kidman at age 42


Yeah, but her face is really only like 15 or so.
 
2012-11-30 11:51:55 AM

phattybeefpatty: I really do try not to hate. Sincerely. I'm even nicer on the Internet than in person, which is odd. But Ashton Kutcher, I just don't get it. None of the women I know thinks he's attractive, none of the guys think he'd be cool to hang out with, no one has ever found him to be truly funny at all, he's a terrible actor, AAAAND he comes off like a complete douche.

I don't get it. Usually I can understand some level of the celebrity even if I don't like them. Ashton though is an enigma. Now the fact that he's dating one of the most beautiful women of the world who is actually talented and universally loved by men and women... It's like a yin yang.


I don't get it either and you're spot on. I find Ashton Kutcher annoying, narcissistic and just an a-hole plus from interviews I've seen with him on entertainment shows he's not charming nor attractive. My ex-boyfriend is 10x hotter than him (the long distant relationship when I moved away didn't work out).

/bummer for both of us
 
2012-11-30 11:58:49 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Coco LaFemme: Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.

Mila Kunis
Kate Beckinsale
Jessica Biel
The original Mila (Mila Jovovich)

Really it's too close to call. I'd kill any farker here for a chance at any of them.


vegasj: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Coco LaFemme: Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.

Mila Kunis
Kate Beckinsale
Jessica Biel
The original Mila (Mila Jovovich)

Really it's too close to call. I'd kill any farker here for a chance at any of them.

pack a lunch biatch! Those 4 are on my list too... damn, I love brunettes.




I don't swing that way either but if I did my list is:

Kate Beckinsale
Elizabeth Hurley
Kate Winslet

All English I know.

/American
// brunette
 
2012-11-30 05:31:59 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The original Mila (Mila Jovovich)


I don't always fap to skinny chicks, but when I do, I fap to Milla Jovovich.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-30 09:25:11 PM

Mega Steve: I don't always fap to skinny chicks, but when I do, I fap to Milla Jovovich.


The Fifth Element. The supreme being. Amen.
 
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