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(The Big Story)   Ashton's a billionaire and a TV star. Mila is the Sexiest Woman Alive and a movie star. And then there's this dumbass   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 68
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2012-11-29 09:16:42 AM  
Arrested again?
 
2012-11-29 09:30:34 AM  
Gilliam is charged with misdemeanor assault on a female. Kelly is charged with misdemeanor assault.

Why are these separate crimes?
 
2012-11-29 09:32:55 AM  
Lookin' gooooood....

images.mstarz.com

And how she used to look....

cdn.ientry.com
 
2012-11-29 09:57:34 AM  
That would make a good anti-drug PSA. I think pot should have been legalized a few decades ago, but I don't know why people do the other crap. Wouldn't it just be easier (and cheaper) to just bash your face into a brick wall a few times?
 
2012-11-29 10:05:48 AM  
Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

img132.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-29 10:06:56 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x1100]


Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.
 
2012-11-29 10:15:09 AM  

Coco LaFemme: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x1100]

Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-29 10:22:36 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.


Mila Kunis
Kate Beckinsale
Jessica Biel
The original Mila (Mila Jovovich)

Really it's too close to call. I'd kill any farker here for a chance at any of them.
 
2012-11-29 10:25:53 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Might want to get that thyroid checked......
 
2012-11-29 10:34:16 AM  
This is why they walled up Chuck Cunningham and the second Lionel Jefferson in the abandoned coke over.
 
2012-11-29 10:46:03 AM  

basemetal: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x1025]

Might want to get that thyroid checked......


www.cyberpunkreview.com
 
2012-11-29 11:56:15 AM  
Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.
 
2012-11-29 11:57:26 AM  
Is Ashton Kutcher really a billionaire?

The thought of that saddens me.
 
2012-11-29 11:59:09 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Is Ashton Kutcher really a billionaire?


Not sure how that would be possible.
 
2012-11-29 11:59:31 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Arrested again?


Doesn't her local jail have a frequent flyer program?
 
2012-11-29 12:00:20 PM  

Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.


Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?
 
2012-11-29 12:02:38 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Is Ashton Kutcher really a billionaire?

The thought of that saddens me.


Not a billionaire but very, very rich. He's a very successful investor.
 
2012-11-29 12:02:43 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Is Ashton Kutcher really a billionaire?

The thought of that saddens me.


Yes...yes he is...heavy into tech business IIRC...maybe a billionaire "on paper" type deal, but still, da boy gots some scratch.

/I submitted this story with much better headline....TWAO FARKING DAYS AGO!!
//I feel better now
 
2012-11-29 12:04:59 PM  
WTF??? Married to a 61yr old guy???

If she wasn't the poster child for Faces of Meth, I'd tell the guy "way to go"
 
2012-11-29 12:07:03 PM  
Wasn't she fired from the show because of her drug issues? Or was that someone else?
 
2012-11-29 12:11:27 PM  
This chick lives in Statesville, NC? Man, that area is a hotbed of meth and crack trafficking.
 
2012-11-29 12:12:09 PM  

Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?


really? Well, fark.
 
2012-11-29 12:12:26 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x1100]

Mila Kunis is stunning, but if I swung that way, I'd pick Kate Beckinsale over her.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 12:21:51 PM  
She's 42 and her husband is 61? Reminds me of this.

i.ytimg.com

//Old Balls FTW
 
2012-11-29 12:30:11 PM  

Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?


I'm still undecided which is worse.
 
2012-11-29 12:41:50 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Is Ashton Kutcher really a billionaire?

The thought of that saddens me.


$140 million AND presently doing Mila Kunis:

Link

Link

/grumble
 
2012-11-29 12:45:01 PM  
I really do try not to hate. Sincerely. I'm even nicer on the Internet than in person, which is odd. But Ashton Kutcher, I just don't get it. None of the women I know thinks he's attractive, none of the guys think he'd be cool to hang out with, no one has ever found him to be truly funny at all, he's a terrible actor, AAAAND he comes off like a complete douche.

I don't get it. Usually I can understand some level of the celebrity even if I don't like them. Ashton though is an enigma. Now the fact that he's dating one of the most beautiful women of the world who is actually talented and universally loved by men and women... It's like a yin yang.
 
2012-11-29 12:45:30 PM  

MattyFridays: Wasn't she fired from the show because of her drug issues? Or was that someone else?


Yes. Her train wrecked before it even left the station.
 
2012-11-29 12:49:38 PM  
The URL mentioned a That 70's Show star and North Carolina, so I predicted the story would be about the guy who played Hyde getting arrested for mushrooms in Asheville. I was wrong on every count.
 
2012-11-29 12:52:47 PM  

coeyagi: She's 42 and her husband is 61? Reminds me of this.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

//Old Balls FTW


But he has a long term plan!
 
2012-11-29 01:01:29 PM  

phattybeefpatty: I really do try not to hate. Sincerely. I'm even nicer on the Internet than in person, which is odd. But Ashton Kutcher, I just don't get it. None of the women I know thinks he's attractive, none of the guys think he'd be cool to hang out with, no one has ever found him to be truly funny at all, he's a terrible actor, AAAAND he comes off like a complete douche.

I don't get it. Usually I can understand some level of the celebrity even if I don't like them. Ashton though is an enigma. Now the fact that he's dating one of the most beautiful women of the world who is actually talented and universally loved by men and women... It's like a yin yang.


Newsletter? I'd like to subscribe.
 
2012-11-29 01:18:26 PM  

Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?


...but she showed her tits. It all balances out.
 
2012-11-29 01:26:16 PM  
Ashton is a billionaire and Mila is a sexpot
Lisa's free on bond after another crime-spree onslaught.
Fez is tappin' ass and making puss gush like a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche, cummin' down a mountain.
 
2012-11-29 01:29:41 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?

...but she showed her tits. It all balances out.


citation???
 
2012-11-29 01:31:37 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com

Would you fark me? I'd fark me. I'd fark me hard.
 
2012-11-29 01:32:11 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: coeyagi: She's 42 and her husband is 61? Reminds me of this.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

//Old Balls FTW

But he has a long term plan!


what is it, don't die?
 
2012-11-29 01:37:33 PM  

phattybeefpatty: I don't get it. Usually I can understand some level of the celebrity even if I don't like them. Ashton though is an enigma. Now the fact that he's dating one of the most beautiful women of the world who is actually talented and universally loved by men and women... It's like a yin yang.


Well compared to Macaulay Culkin, this is a HUGE step up...
 
2012-11-29 01:45:28 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x1100]


A challenger appears!

i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 01:58:29 PM  

hundreddollarman: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x1100]

A challenger appears!

[i70.photobucket.com image 650x358]


Yes please.
 
2012-11-29 02:03:25 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?

...but she showed her tits. It all balances out.


What? When?
 
2012-11-29 02:11:07 PM  

mrjared: thurstonxhowell: Mega Steve: Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.

Apart from going blonde and becoming a Scientologist?

...but she showed her tits. It all balances out.

What? When?


This year, in "Lay the Favorite."
 
2012-11-29 02:16:17 PM  
42yrs old??? From watching That 70's Show I would'a thought younger.

From the mug shots I'd say *way* older.
 
2012-11-29 02:48:39 PM  
 
2012-11-29 02:56:46 PM  
She looks like the face of VD.
 
2012-11-29 03:11:54 PM  
oh hey that's my town! Yay
 
2012-11-29 03:17:48 PM  

Arkanaut: Phew, just glad nothing bad happened to Laura Prepon.


You mean, besides "Are you there Chelsea?"
 
2012-11-29 03:50:41 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: At least she had the good judgement to show her tits before she self-destructed

/needless to say, NSFW


meh
 
2012-11-29 03:58:25 PM  
cdn.hark.com
Honey, you got real ugly.
 
2012-11-29 04:22:31 PM  

hundreddollarman: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Maybe the sexiest brunette alive....

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x1100]

A challenger appears!

[i70.photobucket.com image 650x358]


Another challenger appears!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 04:28:48 PM  
Most estimates put Kutcher's worth at about $140 million. Nowhere near the supposed billion.
 
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