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(Busted Coverage)   The election is over, Greece cut a deal, Hamas and Israel are abiding by the cease fire, so now we can ask the compelling question of a generation: Is Allison Stokke back? (some Not safe for work photos on site)   (bustedcoverage.com) divider line 40
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2012-11-29 12:53:24 AM  
And then we figured out that Stokke has quietly been going about her business on Twitter

Okay, let me stop you right there, Busted Coverage, because you writing earlier in the piece to cop to your "fair share of Stokke pageview grabs, eventually posting her first Cal pole vaulting photo" is about as close as you've been to recognizing the ethical problems related to publicizing Stokke. The fact that you still decided to publish her Twitter handle is more than a tad problematic.

/fist of an angry god and all that
//doesn't mean it's okay
 
2012-11-29 01:28:14 AM  
That's so not creepy in any way.
 
2012-11-29 06:35:41 AM  
The fact the she went to a Counting Crows concert is a deal breaker.
 
2012-11-29 07:01:07 AM  
Just leave the poor girl alone. We all had our fun, every possible "pole" vaulting joke has been made. Move on.
 
2012-11-29 07:02:18 AM  
Yeaaah.. This article definitely has a "maybe you shouldn't have published that because it comes off as super creepy' feeling to it.
 
2012-11-29 07:24:17 AM  
The internet: bastion of creepy compulsive masturbators whose stalkerish tendencies masquerade as "journalism".
 
2012-11-29 07:35:12 AM  
This appears to be a semi-legit site that effort has gone in to, so why the fark would whoever is managing it allow this ode to stalking an apparently very private person to get posted? That entire read was unsettling.

And why is Hamas one of the tags?
 
2012-11-29 07:35:47 AM  

Crudbucket: Just leave the poor girl alone. We all had our fun, every possible "pole" vaulting joke has been made. Move on.

 
2012-11-29 07:53:42 AM  
Thanks for reminding me about Alex Morgan, though, subby! I hadn't wanked to her paint bikini in months!
 
2012-11-29 08:13:23 AM  
I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?
 
2012-11-29 08:14:15 AM  
Stalking is fun for some, I guess. Really really really amazingly hot girl, but geez, that's just all kinds of creepy.
 
2012-11-29 08:21:23 AM  

ozarkmatt: I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?


She had 15 minutes of creepy jailbait fame when a picture of her prepping for pole vaulting made its rounds on the Internet. She found out about it and (somehow) made an Internet plea to have people stop circulating the photo because it's creepy as hell. Few years later, this creepy website finds her pole vaulting again and throws her back into the limelight
 
2012-11-29 08:26:34 AM  
Meh, too old.
 
2012-11-29 08:39:33 AM  
Its weird how one hot girl at a track meet got such a stir. People really have to get off the internet sometime and go to a collegiate track meet. There are plenty good looking girls and the best part about track girls is that they're approachable.
 
2012-11-29 08:46:51 AM  

thecpt: Its weird how one hot girl at a track meet got such a stir. People really have to get off the internet sometime and go to a collegiate track meet. There are plenty good looking girls and the best part about track girls is that they're approachable.


That may be true but they will not sleep with you.
 
2012-11-29 08:50:15 AM  

JerseyTim: The fact the she went to a Counting Crows concert is a deal breaker.


Duritz is legend. I'm sure that's why she was there.
 
2012-11-29 08:51:55 AM  

ozarkmatt: I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?


You're thinking of Anne Frank. Allison Stokke was that blind and deaf girl that wrote books or something.
 
2012-11-29 08:52:02 AM  

thecpt: Its weird how one hot girl at a track meet got such a stir. People really have to get off the internet sometime and go to a collegiate track meet. There are plenty good looking girls and the best part about track girls is that they're approachable.


I hate to throw a monkey wrench into your theory, but track girls make terrible stalking targets. They run way too fast.

/window seat
 
2012-11-29 08:52:49 AM  

wrenchboy: That may be true but they will not sleep with you.


I knew plenty of the girls who had boyfriends that weren't athletes and wouldn't be considered physically attractive while the girl was. Its really not as futile as some make it out to be. Plus girls that spend their time trying to make themselves better at something as silly as that thing may be, such as jumping far or throwing a pole better, usually end up being more determined to improve relationships. They usually have the Kaizen personality. Plus they're dank in bed.

That's been my experience.
 
2012-11-29 09:24:08 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: JerseyTim: The fact the she went to a Counting Crows concert is a deal breaker.

Duritz is legend. I'm sure that's why she was there.


Duritz always struck me as one automatic weapon away from a mass killing:

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I mean, seriously, he's 50, and he still wears a dred wig.
 
2012-11-29 09:24:57 AM  

eKonk: ozarkmatt: I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?

You're thinking of Anne Frank. Allison Stokke was that blind and deaf girl that wrote books or something.


No, that's Temple Grandin. Allison Stokke wrote those books on slaughterhouses with Helen Keller.
 
2012-11-29 09:35:15 AM  
I thouht the world had moved on to Michelle Jenneke?
 
2012-11-29 09:43:23 AM  

Brigandaca: I thouht the world had moved on to Michelle Jenneke?

 
2012-11-29 09:44:10 AM  

Brigandaca: I thouht the world had moved on to Michelle Jenneke?


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grr preview button
 
2012-11-29 09:53:02 AM  
Was there not an NFL Power Ranking/Graph/Jake thread this week?
 
2012-11-29 09:55:17 AM  

RalphW: Was there not an NFL Power Ranking/Graph/Jake thread this week?


Power Rankings, This week was a damn good thread
 
2012-11-29 10:16:55 AM  
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2012-11-29 10:37:27 AM  
Came hoping for NSFW pictures of Allison Stokke. leaving disappointed.
 
2012-11-29 10:49:26 AM  

ozarkmatt: I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?


See the Tickle Me Tickle Me Elmo photoshop thread, she's entry #1.
 
2012-11-29 10:56:14 AM  

pivazena: ozarkmatt: I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?

She had 15 minutes of creepy jailbait fame when a picture of her prepping for pole vaulting made its rounds on the Internet. She found out about it and (somehow) made an Internet plea to have people stop circulating the photo because it's creepy as hell. Few years later, this creepy website finds her pole vaulting again and throws her back into the limelight


I'm confident 18 is legal in most places in the USA.
 
2012-11-29 11:10:57 AM  
Whar NSFW photos, whar?
 
2012-11-29 11:15:27 AM  

FishyFred: The fact that you still decided to publish her Twitter handle is more than a tad problematic.


Her twitter is astokkepv. You know, Allison Stokke Pole Vault. If you google search "allison stokke twitter" her account is the first hit. She uses her first name. And it's farking twitter, who gives a shiat.

I guess I don't see the dilemma.
 
2012-11-29 11:19:17 AM  

DubyaHater: Whar NSFW photos, whar?


The Caligula scene or the bacon bikini picture at the bottom of the page would be deemed not safe for most work environments.
 
2012-11-29 11:19:58 AM  

lennavan: I guess I don't see the dilemma.


...said lennavan from the bushes outside his ex-girlfriend's house.
 
2012-11-29 11:28:33 AM  
If that's a compelling question for you, you've got issues. Go outside. Talk to real women. You might consider taking up a hobby that requires physical activity.
 
2012-11-29 12:17:31 PM  
 
2012-11-29 12:26:24 PM  

Broktun: Alex is a cutie, and she likes to score.


She beat off Ireland? Must be some kind of record.
 
2012-11-29 01:26:17 PM  

JerseyTim: The fact the she went to a Counting Crows concert is a deal breaker.


Adam Duritz went to Cal and is a huge Cal sports fan.

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2012-11-29 01:47:16 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: And why is Hamas one of the tags?


read the headline again.
 
2012-11-29 10:30:22 PM  

Gulper Eel: eKonk: ozarkmatt: I thought this was about that girl that is on that TV show with Al Bundy. The young one with the rack. Who is this broad?

You're thinking of Anne Frank. Allison Stokke was that blind and deaf girl that wrote books or something.

No, that's Temple Grandin. Allison Stokke wrote those books on slaughterhouses with Helen Keller.


No, that's Kurt Vonnegut. Allison Stokke wrote that book called Slaughterhouse-Five.
 
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