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(The Sun)   Woman claims 378-pound Bengal tiger is her best friend. What could possibly go wrong? (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 72
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2012-11-28 10:35:03 PM  
I saw the headline in my google reader and I'm pretty sure it said woman is friends with... I clicked, looked at the pic and then submitted it. I swear I thought it was a woman. I have also had a couple beers.

/So, so sorry.

//will never happen again
 
2012-11-28 10:39:07 PM  
Mowgli?
 
2012-11-28 10:59:33 PM  
She could have a penis.
 
2012-11-29 12:29:17 AM  
Well picture #1 looks like it might be X-Rated.

/thread reported.
 
2012-11-29 12:34:04 AM  

skatedrifter: I saw the headline in my google reader and I'm pretty sure it said woman is friends with... I clicked, looked at the pic and then submitted it. I swear I thought it was a woman. I have also had a couple beers.

/So, so sorry.

//will never happen again


I thought it was a woman, too.

But, that might be because someone put that idea in my head...
 
2012-11-29 02:05:50 AM  
Ang Lee is really working the cross-promotion this time around, huh?
 
2012-11-29 02:27:07 AM  
i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.
 
2012-11-29 03:17:05 AM  
The former director of my local zoo used to play with the zoo's full-grown bengal. Yeah, you get some scratches.
 
2012-11-29 03:20:15 AM  

dbirchall: The former director of my local zoo used to play with the zoo's full-grown bengal. Yeah, you get some scratches.


i am covered in scratches from normal kitties...so, yeah
 
2012-11-29 04:19:38 AM  
My domestic housecats are a bunch of quirky weirdos.

No way I'd trust a big cat.
 
2012-11-29 05:41:35 AM  

L.D. Ablo: My domestic housecats are a bunch of quirky weirdos.

No way I'd trust a big cat.


Seriously. One minute your blissfully petting that fuzzy belly, the next thing you know, your entire arm in inside their belly.
 
2012-11-29 05:42:16 AM  
*you're

/come on coffee!
 
2012-11-29 05:43:03 AM  
They appear to be more than friends. Plus, they are both dudes. Who wouldn't want to see some tiger on guy action? Me.

/ just don't let it happen again
 
2012-11-29 05:43:49 AM  
It looks like it already bit off her right arm.
 
2012-11-29 05:44:36 AM  
Say hello to the bear guy when you see him.
 
2012-11-29 05:47:09 AM  
static.desktopnexus.com
 
2012-11-29 05:49:40 AM  

skatedrifter: I saw the headline in my google reader and I'm pretty sure it said woman is friends with... I clicked, looked at the pic and then submitted it. I swear I thought it was a woman. I have also had a couple beers.

/So, so sorry.

//will never happen again


Not to worry. The tiger, apparently, is female, though.
 
2012-11-29 05:51:02 AM  
renrutkram.files.wordpress.com

"It should work out great, take it from us!"

/hotlinked
 
2012-11-29 05:52:57 AM  
Hold on. I'm not going to read the article but, from what I gather from reading this thread is that this is now a trap thread?
 
2012-11-29 05:56:14 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.


Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.
 
2012-11-29 05:59:23 AM  
Abdullah says: "I never feel scared, I consider her my everyday friend.

"When she bites or scratches or eats someone she is being a normal tiger."


There we go.
Sorry, I know the tiger is real nice and cute most of the time, but it's a wild apex predator not a person.
It could easily f**k your sh*t up one day for some reason totally incomprehensible to you, and it wouldn't feel sorry afterwards.
 
2012-11-29 06:06:07 AM  

Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.


Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
www.hemmy.netwww.hemmy.net
 
2012-11-29 06:07:13 AM  
Do not taunt happy fun tiger.
 
2012-11-29 06:33:39 AM  
Famous last words right behind "Hold my beer and watch this" are "We have a connection, I love them".

/"I love you too, food"
//that'swhat the tiger is thinking
 
2012-11-29 06:35:12 AM  
Gawdzila: Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
[www.hemmy.net image 500x375][www.hemmy.net image 500x375]


Serval or Savannah.
 
2012-11-29 06:38:02 AM  

ComicBookGuy: Gawdzila: Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
[www.hemmy.net image 500x375][www.hemmy.net image 500x375]

Serval or Savannah.


Agreed. Given the Fishing Cat is endangered I'm pretty sure that ugly woman does not have one in her kitchen.
 
2012-11-29 06:39:58 AM  

Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.


I think they are Bengals
 
2012-11-29 06:46:12 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Surprise! Tiger buttsex!
 
2012-11-29 07:13:46 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Soon . . .
 
2012-11-29 07:19:01 AM  

special20: Seriously. One minute your blissfully petting that fuzzy belly, the next thing you know, your entire arm in inside their belly.


Giggity.
 
2012-11-29 07:23:25 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Barbed penis goes where?
 
2012-11-29 07:27:54 AM  
South East Asian home of children with giant pythons Link , the guy with the giant one eyed crocodile that he swims with Link, and now this.
 
2012-11-29 07:31:10 AM  

Gawdzila: Yes this is dog: some_beer_drinker: i am friends with lots of cats. he is just a big kitty. i want one of those cats that is big like a dog. i forget the name.

Fishing Cat? They are the size of a mid size dog and are pretty damned awesome.

Yeah I saw one of those on a leash at Balboa Park in San Diego a while back. They're pretty frickin' sweet.
[www.hemmy.net image 500x375][www.hemmy.net image 500x375]


i94.photobucket.com

Ashera=$20,000-$25,000 House pet
 
2012-11-29 07:57:08 AM  

special20: L.D. Ablo: My domestic housecats are a bunch of quirky weirdos.

No way I'd trust a big cat.

Seriously. One minute your blissfully petting that fuzzy belly, the next thing you know, your entire arm in inside their belly.


nah.... that wouldn't happen.

they can only eat half a human arm per sitting, so you're ok.
 
2012-11-29 07:58:30 AM  

Uisce Beatha: [renrutkram.files.wordpress.com image 400x351]

"It should work out great, take it from us!"

/hotlinked


yeah i agree... because using a whip and a hug are identical.
 
2012-11-29 07:59:05 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Hold on. I'm not going to read the article but, from what I gather from reading this thread is that this is now a trap thread?


isn't it always?
 
2012-11-29 08:20:54 AM  
those fishing cats dive right into the water to collect dinner!
 
2012-11-29 08:29:17 AM  
Yeah? Feel so safe that you have to affect that neck scarf? Why is that, smart guy?
 
2012-11-29 08:31:01 AM  

Uisce Beatha: [renrutkram.files.wordpress.com image 400x351]

"It should work out great, take it from us!"

/hotlinked


what took this so long?
 
2012-11-29 08:32:06 AM  
Bengal Tiger is friends with a boy of central asian ancestry, 37 comments and still no references to 

static.guim.co.uk ?

fark, i am disappoint.
 
2012-11-29 08:35:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Ang Lee is really working the cross-promotion this time around, huh?


nevermind. missed that.
 
2012-11-29 08:39:19 AM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2012-11-29 08:48:26 AM  
Tiger fixes the cable?

*clicks*

Yep.
 
2012-11-29 08:51:09 AM  
Bengal tigers are easily subdued by a can of mace.
 
2012-11-29 09:01:31 AM  
I'd rather have an ocelot.
 
2012-11-29 09:02:37 AM  
Where this friendship might be headed.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-29 09:24:45 AM  

SlothB77: Bengal Tiger is friends with a boy of central asian ancestry, 37 comments and still no references to 

?

fark, i am disappoint.


There was an Ang Lee crack early on. Now Fark is disappoint in you.
 
2012-11-29 09:25:49 AM  

SlothB77: Bengal Tiger is friends with a boy of central asian ancestry, 37 comments and still no references to 

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276] ?

fark, i am disappoint.


Ahem

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Ang Lee is really working the cross-promotion this time around, huh?


You're not much for reading are you?
 
2012-11-29 09:28:03 AM  

tshauk: Ashera=$20,000-$25,000 $21,000 rip-off House pet


"Ashera" are just regular old Savannah cats. If you pay over 4 grand for one, you're getting ripped off.
 
2012-11-29 09:41:09 AM  
Shouldn't that be "27th tiger"?
 
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