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(Daily Mail)   You know how the players are always talking about how hard it is to play in the NFL? Maybe it's because they're all taking Viagra on the field   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-11-29 01:34:06 AM  
That's why the games are a little bit under 4 hours.
 
2012-11-29 01:45:33 AM  
Sounds like some stiff competition.
 
2012-11-29 01:56:53 AM  
Also explains why the NFL is so worried about head trauma.
 
2012-11-29 04:30:28 AM  
Really laid the wood to him in that hit.

He almost sacked him, but luckily he had time to get the ball out of his hands and only ended up on his ass.

He went long into deep coverage.

He put the ball on the ground but was lucky to gobble it back up.

They really had some great back field penitration.

/too easy.
//sorry for typos, mobile.
 
2012-11-29 07:04:27 AM  
Something something tight end something.
 
2012-11-29 07:56:56 AM  
Those aren't pillows.
 
2012-11-29 07:59:20 AM  
I heard Ndamukong Suh just reported with a foot injury.
 
2012-11-29 08:04:52 AM  
This has been going on in the NFL and NCAA since Viagra came on the market.
 
2012-11-29 08:16:20 AM  
How is this thread not a bunch of pictures of defensive ends awkwardly bending over linemen and/or quarterbacks?
 
2012-11-29 08:16:47 AM  

xtragrind: This has been going on in the NFL and NCAA since Viagra came on the market.


Why? I'm no expert in Viagra, but how does it improve performance?

Does having a raging boner make you run faster or something? From what I remember about football pants and jock straps, a hard on would be quite uncomfortable and detract from performance rather than improve it.

/penis
 
2012-11-29 08:36:58 AM  
Listen Rabies gives you an edge and its untraceable.
 
2012-11-29 09:29:34 AM  

js34603: xtragrind: This has been going on in the NFL and NCAA since Viagra came on the market.

Why? I'm no expert in Viagra, but how does it improve performance?

Does having a raging boner make you run faster or something? From what I remember about football pants and jock straps, a hard on would be quite uncomfortable and detract from performance rather than improve it.

/penis


Viagra was developed as a drug for COPD I believe. It helps to open blood vessels and allow more oxygen into the blood stream. One of the side effects of increased blood flow is a raging boner. The drug did not work as intended but instead gained popularity in it's current niche.

/TMYK
 
2012-11-29 10:03:15 AM  
This adds a whole new dimension to the "Butt Fumble", doesn't it? o_o'

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2012-11-29 10:10:24 AM  
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2012-11-29 10:45:47 AM  

forstmeister: js34603: xtragrind: This has been going on in the NFL and NCAA since Viagra came on the market.

Why? I'm no expert in Viagra, but how does it improve performance?

Does having a raging boner make you run faster or something? From what I remember about football pants and jock straps, a hard on would be quite uncomfortable and detract from performance rather than improve it.

/penis

Viagra was developed as a drug for COPD I believe. It helps to open blood vessels and allow more oxygen into the blood stream. One of the side effects of increased blood flow is a raging boner. The drug did not work as intended but instead gained popularity in it's current niche.

/TMYK


Supposedly it really only helps in higher elevations like Denver. Taking it somewhere like Florida probably does little more then give you a boner.
 
2012-11-29 10:53:25 AM  
So this gives new meaning to the term "banging helmets" on the field.
 
2012-11-29 11:28:17 AM  
Has anyone made a penis joke using football terms yet? Those are great.
 
2012-11-29 12:10:40 PM  

abhorrent1: forstmeister: js34603: xtragrind: This has been going on in the NFL and NCAA since Viagra came on the market.

Why? I'm no expert in Viagra, but how does it improve performance?

Does having a raging boner make you run faster or something? From what I remember about football pants and jock straps, a hard on would be quite uncomfortable and detract from performance rather than improve it.

/penis

Viagra was developed as a drug for COPD I believe. It helps to open blood vessels and allow more oxygen into the blood stream. One of the side effects of increased blood flow is a raging boner. The drug did not work as intended but instead gained popularity in it's current niche.

/TMYK

Supposedly it really only helps in higher elevations like Denver. Taking it somewhere like Florida probably does little more then give you a boner.


The Nitric Oxide suppliments (L-Arginine Salts) which are legal and OTC, have a similar effect. L-Arginine Salts are also a main ingredient in stuff like Enzyte. Being a perscription medicine would make me guess Viagra works better.
 
2012-11-29 01:58:43 PM  

roc6783: Has anyone made a penis joke using football terms yet? Those are great.


You sound like a Tight End.
 
2012-11-29 02:27:48 PM  
Coach: Are you ready to get out there and play some football!
Player: Just look how ready I am!
 
2012-11-29 03:12:37 PM  
so that's what they do in the huddle
 
2012-11-29 03:40:23 PM  

Cythraul: roc6783: Has anyone made a penis joke using football terms yet? Those are great.

You sound like a Tight End.


Is that because my voice is really high?
 
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