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(WWSB ABC 7)   Animal services would like to remind you that pit bulls are just playful animals that have a bad reputation, and that you should totally adopt one   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-29 05:22:24 AM
6 votes:
My friend has two pitbulls, and one time, I had to ride in the back seat of her truck with one of the monsters. And do you know what the evil face eating creature did? It laid down, put its head on my lap, and took a nap!!!! A freaking nap I tell you! I was terrified for my life. At any moment the foul beast of hell could have sat up and possibly licked my face! Hell, it might have even stuck its nose at the window to breath in the air. The horror. The horror.
2012-11-29 05:53:54 AM
4 votes:
Once, a pitbull stole my identity and used it to get financing for a full set of Swarofski crystal Christmas swans. Effed up, man. I know.
2012-11-29 06:09:27 AM
2 votes:

L.D. Ablo: I keep a 12 gauge handy now. If there's another attack, I won't be running the dogs off.


Putting the cat out of it's misery too at the same time? That's efficient.
2012-11-29 05:38:00 AM
2 votes:
The 2nd amendment guarantees my right to own an assault dog.

/Unfortunately what I got was a heavy floor rug that eats expensive food, snores louder than me, and only barks at birds...
/If you want a dog that attacks people, get a chow chow.
2012-11-29 12:47:09 PM
1 votes:

GrymRpr: I wonder what all these folks have in common:

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parakeet enthusiasts?
2012-11-29 10:56:44 AM
1 votes:
Busting this one out again ...

Pit Bull Fark Bingo:

* This is my pet Land Shark, Cuddles, who gives me kisses every morning and makes me scrambled eggs just the way i like them
* Punish the deed, not the breed -- which is gentle and kind and sweet as gummi bears dipped in whipped cream
* But here's a pitbull identity chart -- so there's no such breed
* Other dogs kill people, too. Like that Pomeranian and the baby the one time
* Anyway ... bad owner, not bad dog
* And if the breed exists -- and i'm not saying it does -- breed specific legislation doesn't work
* Again, a picture of Cuddles, whom i rescued from an animal shelter and who just loves children and kittens and plays the cello
* If cats were bigger they'd be illegal ... so, there ...
* If you ban one breed the next worst breed will be next until no dogs will exist anywhere, ever, you monsters
* CSB - one time Cuddles ate my neighbour's cat and we laughed and laughed and laughed
* Here's Cuddles doing trigonometry and serving soup to the homeless.

Sad how accurate it is. Even to the "rake up the pieces of the cat" comment immediately above.

can now add;
* Stats can prove anything so they obviously prove nothing.
* They should be called "pibbles" because, really, it's just the nasty name that gives them a bad reputation
* Here's Cuddles in a funny hat and eating cake ... so obviously, harmless
2012-11-29 10:34:15 AM
1 votes:
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She will bite your face off .... when she wakes up.
2012-11-29 09:58:23 AM
1 votes:

jigger: The pitbull's natural tendency seems to be extremely goofy and high energy. They want to play and play hard.


Just remember that what the animal thinks of as "play" and what you think of as "puncturing a kidney" may in fact be one in the same, and not because the animal has any idea what a kidney is or why it's important to you.
2012-11-29 09:33:14 AM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: I was once in a plane crash, therefore all airplanes are dangerous killing machines. Do you have any idea how much damage a tube of metal filled with combustible chemicals can do?


I took a plane once and it didn't crash, therefore there's absolutely no chance that any plane will crash, ever. To support this, the pilot wore a funny hat.
2012-11-29 09:32:18 AM
1 votes:
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7458026/80976620#c80976620" target="_blank">Carn</a>:</b> <i>KimNorth: Dafodude:

What kind of odds do you give yourself against a 200+ lb french mastiff that's having a bad day? 140lb german shepherd? .</i>

I would give myself pretty good odds against a 140 lbs german shepherd. At that weight, he would be so morbidly obese I suspect he would have trouble waddling over to me and a good barking would wind him.
2012-11-29 09:28:15 AM
1 votes:
You judge a dog's temperament by what he looks like, you're an idiot.
2012-11-29 09:12:30 AM
1 votes:

way south: fyrewede: DogsBite.org, a national dog bite victims' group dedicated to reducing serious dog attacks

I think the solution is a nation wide campaign to rename these animals.
If people called them "AmericanFREEDOM Terriers" (or something similarly mundane) then My money says the desire for assault dogs, and the blame that goes with it, would shift to another breed.

2012-11-29 09:04:50 AM
1 votes:

BigBooper: TexasPeace: Another pit bull thread where people deny statistical reality, offer anecdotal evidence to refute probability, and generally minimize the proven risks of an erratic breed.

How about this: I think most of the people in this thread want people to recognize reality. Pit bulls are not the devil incarnate, and most are sweet hearts. However, the truth is that they can be dangerous as well. And more than other breads. To try to pretend otherwise is to reject reality.


As the owner of one of said morons, I can agree with this statement. Love my dog, but I do recognize that there is the potential for danger. However, I disagree it's more dangerous than other breads. Have you seen what a pissed off loaf of rye can do? And gods help you if you get the dander up on multigrain. I still have nightmares about that.
2012-11-29 08:59:51 AM
1 votes:
I am thinking of starting a dog fighting club with miniature schnauzers,shis tzus, and yorkies, maybe we will throw in an odd pomeranian every now and then.


But here is what sets up apart...they will fight each other with switchblades!!!
2012-11-29 08:32:20 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: My friend has two pitbulls, and one time, I had to ride in the back seat of her truck with one of the monsters. And do you know what the evil face eating creature did? It laid down, put its head on my lap, and took a nap!!!! A freaking nap I tell you! I was terrified for my life. At any moment the foul beast of hell could have sat up and possibly licked my face! Hell, it might have even stuck its nose at the window to breath in the air. The horror. The horror.


OMG! I had a very smiliar horrifying experience with my neighbor's pitbull while walking my dog. The neighbor's pitbull jumped the fence and wanted to play. In all fairness, it was a low fence and I was throwing a ball for my dog so it is probably my fault that we had to play with Briscoe that afternoon. The worst part of it was the slobbery licks that I had to endure. Me or my dog might have been kissed to death that afternoon if Briscoe's owner hadn't come out to stop it by clapping her hands!
I still have nightmares about that day.
2012-11-29 07:51:34 AM
1 votes:

fyrewede: /just sayin'...


Curious. So long as we're talking "serious statistics" here, none of this makes any mention of where or how DogsBite.org gets it's information which it then analyzes in a purportedly empirical manner.

If it's purely from the news media, well, there's something of a problem there as the news media isn't what you would call an unbiased and impartial data collection service.

Or, to put this in a Meme:

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2012-11-29 07:22:18 AM
1 votes:
I know some people who have pit bulls, theyre too high strung. You couldnt pay me to keep a pit bull.

They're strong little bastards & its ALWAYS "go-time" 24/7 that thing is wired for sound & tearing through the house.

Its like living with a tiny body builder who has an unlimited supply of redbull.
2012-11-29 06:31:20 AM
1 votes:
One of my friends in high school had a terrifying pit bull. Every farking time we got stoned, that dog would try to jump in our laps. God damn thing was like 55 pounds of muscle and bone. Shiat hurt, yo.
2012-11-29 06:13:51 AM
1 votes:
Just remember folks, your homeowners insurance, or HOA may have restrictions on what kinds of dogs you can have. Nothing causes heartbreak like adopting a sweet and adorable dog, only to be forced to give them up. You can get homeowners insurance that's OK with you having a pit, but it will cost you. HOA's one the other hand can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever. Until you are forced to get rid of your dog.

/and don't even think about painting your fence another color
2012-11-29 05:50:30 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: FishyFred: bob_ross: Makes white trash and thugs so easy to identify, good for them!

Oh shush. Pit bulls are perfectly normal pets.

Right. That's why these shelter pits need special training to make them "more adoptable." Meaning they won't tear your face off until you get them home.


First off, there's no such breed as "pit bull" It's one of several breeds of bull dog. Second, the special training is there because most "pit bulls" are bought by small dicked farktards like Michael Vick who treat them horrifically and train them to be mean. When a person is abused for years and then lashes out, they're also sent to a shelter with specialty staff. Does that mean all people are inherently as violent as the outliers?
2012-11-29 05:35:32 AM
1 votes:
I have a British bulldog/Pit bull cross we got from a rescue centre, she was bred to fight however disappointed the breeder by severely licking everyone and everything, she is a squat 6 stone dog who could tear your face off if she wanted but prefers to high five you and look embarrassed when caught eating her brothers food.
2012-11-29 05:26:20 AM
1 votes:
Some breeds are just more aggressive, stronger, and more likely to attack than others.

That's not an indictment of the breed. There are many members of the breed that are perfectly peaceful and unlikely to hurt a fly. Some of them are my best friends.
2012-11-29 01:59:36 AM
1 votes:

FishyFred: bob_ross: Makes white trash and thugs so easy to identify, good for them!

Oh shush. Pit bulls are perfectly normal pets.


Right. That's why these shelter pits need special training to make them "more adoptable." Meaning they won't tear your face off until you get them home.
2012-11-29 12:57:23 AM
1 votes:

bob_ross: Makes white trash and thugs so easy to identify, good for them!


Oh shush. Pit bulls are perfectly normal pets.
2012-11-29 12:32:56 AM
1 votes:
Makes white trash and thugs so easy to identify, good for them!
 
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