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(Fox News)   If you lost your liquid LSD somewhere in Pennsylvania, the police would like a word with you, and two boys, 7 and 10, would like to borrow your Allman Brothers CDs   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2012-11-29 08:43:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Always with the live-in boyfriend.


It's cheaper, moron
 
2012-11-29 08:43:51 AM  

sodomizer: AverageAmericanGuy: Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?

Without dysfunctional homes, we wouldn't have Democrats. Can't have that.


LOL, you funny.

Dems are dysfunctional? Then tell me, where do ideas like Rick Santorum's come from? Certainly not from a rational mind.
 
2012-11-29 08:44:11 AM  

Glenechocreek: puffy999: Hand the kids a coloring book and see what comes up.

Schizophrenia FTW!

One of the most interesting accounts ever documented of an accomplished illustrator's progression into madness.

 
2012-11-29 08:44:12 AM  
 
2012-11-29 09:03:05 AM  
Why would they be foaming at the mouth? Did they get rabies, too?
 
2012-11-29 09:07:09 AM  
Clearly, the only appropriate response will be to ban liquid breath freshener.
 
2012-11-29 09:16:17 AM  
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail.

/Is there gas in the car?
 
2012-11-29 09:29:25 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Allman Brothers? No no no.

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Damn straight. That and the 2350 Broadway series and it will be a very nice night.
 
2012-11-29 09:32:49 AM  
Kids eating stuff off the ground? Maybe they should not be walking to school alone.
 
2012-11-29 09:33:35 AM  

doubled99: Why would they be foaming at the mouth? Did they get rabies, too?


THIS.
 
2012-11-29 09:35:23 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: styckx: God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Shrooms on the other hand I would sit around eating that shiat like Oreos.. Shroom tea is good too.

Acid is the Matrix and shrooms is The Lord of the Rings.


I pondered that for a moment, and you are correct.
 
2012-11-29 09:37:22 AM  
I don't have any Allman Brothers CD's, but would Janis Joplin and Jefferson Airplane do?
 
2012-11-29 09:49:05 AM  
What kind of idiot kids put random shiat they find on the street in their mouths? Didn't their parents teach them anything? I'd expect that out of a 3 year old, but 10?? Come the fark on!
 
2012-11-29 10:05:29 AM  

ComicBookGuy: 8/27/72

I'm sure someone will know what that means!! :)


Veneta
 
2012-11-29 10:15:28 AM  

CrappityCrap: What kind of idiot kids put random shiat they find on the street in their mouths? Didn't their parents teach them anything? I'd expect that out of a 3 year old, but 10?? Come the fark on!


That's the sort of behavior I'd expect from our Chow mix. In her mind if it's on the ground and fits in her mouth, then it's meant to be eaten.
 
2012-11-29 10:20:11 AM  

Nick Nostril: Ummm, Pink Floyd?


Obviously Subby's never dropped acid
 
2012-11-29 10:30:16 AM  
Allman Brothers? No.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-29 10:31:58 AM  

Hobnay: ComicBookGuy: 8/27/72

I'm sure someone will know what that means!! :)

Veneta


Link
 
2012-11-29 10:45:07 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: Allman Bros? Please. Kids these days. The Allmans are for when you are relaxing with some buds and suds.

If these kids wanted the retro experience, try some Floyd followed by Robin Trower's "Bridge of Sighs" and end it with some spacey fusion, like, say, Santana's "Borboletta."

Otherwise, hit 'em up with some Younger Brother or some Kasabian, maybe freak with a little Neko Case just to hear a voice.


Tangerine Dream works nicely....
 
DB
2012-11-29 10:48:06 AM  
 
2012-11-29 11:25:37 AM  

Knight without armor: [flowtv.org image 320x240]

/approves


Thank you kind sir.
 
2012-11-29 11:30:54 AM  

Knight without armor: [flowtv.org image 320x240]

/approves


Came for this.
 
2012-11-29 11:42:43 AM  
The kids should have watched this.

Link
 
2012-11-29 12:29:38 PM  
Those kids should have listened to Chauncey (mildly nsfw and epileptics) when they had a chance. They would have known what to do with that vial of pure liquid imagination.
 
2012-11-29 12:45:24 PM  
jgpausas.blogs.uv.es

Crap, and I came for a party.
 
2012-11-29 01:46:16 PM  
How can we be sure it wasn't witches what did this to them boys?

www.shadowlocked.com
 
2012-11-29 02:49:55 PM  

mosten: Allman Brothers? No.

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Great idea. I'm sure the blaring "SATAN SATAN SATAN" will help the little tykes relax.
 
2012-11-29 05:08:24 PM  
www.filehurricane.com
 
2012-11-29 05:59:03 PM  
Nice headline subs
 
2012-11-29 10:59:28 PM  

offmymeds: I don't have any Allman Brothers CD's, but would Janis Joplin and Jefferson Airplane do?


LP of CREAM.
Side "B"
"Toad"

Better than "Train"
 
2012-11-30 01:55:16 AM  
combination of the two

lather
 
2012-11-30 07:00:10 AM  

styckx: God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.


Are you sure that was LSD?
 
2012-11-30 07:04:17 AM  

Happy Hours: styckx: God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Are you sure that was LSD?


dammit - posted before I was finished. I was going to say the only drug that made me feel like I was 90 years old the next day is alcohol. After a good LSD trip I usually feel awesome. I just don't want to get that high anymore.

The build up is way too long? Really? You can't wait 20-30 minutes for it to hit you? It helps if you get high during that time.

/put blotter on tongue, savor the flavor, swallow
//pull bong hits until high
///OMG, I'm tripping - woohoo!
 
2012-11-30 08:13:57 AM  

Happy Hours: Happy Hours: styckx: God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Are you sure that was LSD?

dammit - posted before I was finished. I was going to say the only drug that made me feel like I was 90 years old the next day is alcohol. After a good LSD trip I usually feel awesome. I just don't want to get that high anymore.

The build up is way too long? Really? You can't wait 20-30 minutes for it to hit you? It helps if you get high during that time.


Dude, that's just way too much work.

Put hit on tongue. Put hit on girlfriend's (or boyfriend, I'm not judging) tongue.

Spend the 20 minutes slowly undressing each other.

Whoohoooo indeed . . . .
 
2012-11-30 10:02:18 AM  

mosten: Allman Brothers? No.

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That's what I'm talking about.

..and always these guys..

imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 11:50:10 AM  

Happy Hours: /put blotter on tongue, savor the flavor, swallow
//pull bong hits until high
///OMG, I'm tripping - woohoo!


This.

/subby
 
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