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(Fox News)   If you lost your liquid LSD somewhere in Pennsylvania, the police would like a word with you, and two boys, 7 and 10, would like to borrow your Allman Brothers CDs   (foxnews.com) divider line 86
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2012-11-29 04:46:43 AM  
fark, i miss that shiat
 
2012-11-29 04:49:29 AM  
Good taste in environment, Subs.
 
2012-11-29 04:56:45 AM  
Put those delinquent little bastards in jail
 
2012-11-29 05:00:21 AM  
Is this real life?
 
2012-11-29 05:01:53 AM  
Morganelli says the boys, ages 7 and 10, were foaming at the mouth and hallucinating after arriving at Bangor Elementary School on Sept. 24.

You're a teacher, at work on an average day when suddenly two kids walk through the door, foaming at the mouth and acting crazy. There as to be a second where you have the urge to run home, board up the doors and windows, and fill the bath tube up with water.
 
2012-11-29 05:02:22 AM  
Hand the kids a coloring book and see what comes up.
 
2012-11-29 05:04:08 AM  
Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?
 
2012-11-29 05:04:16 AM  
flowtv.org

/approves
 
2012-11-29 05:05:17 AM  
So THAT'S where I left my LSD!

Sorry kids. Lesson learned about not eating stuff you find on the sidewalk, though, eh?
 
2012-11-29 05:12:46 AM  

SpinStopper: Is this real life?


Is this just fantasy?
 
2012-11-29 05:13:02 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?


Dad? I didn't know you posted on Fark.
 
2012-11-29 05:13:45 AM  
allman brothers? for PA kids, some Ween would be more apropos. then cream's disraeli gears (b side first) at the peak, and negativland a big 10-8 place to bring them back to earth orbit.
 
2012-11-29 05:15:58 AM  

adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?


I have four fingers ;)
 
2012-11-29 05:19:45 AM  
Road trip?
 
2012-11-29 05:21:25 AM  

log_jammin: There as to be a second where you have the urge to run home, board up the doors and windows, and fill the bath tube up with water.


Bath tubes?
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2012-11-29 05:28:26 AM  
 
2012-11-29 05:30:03 AM  

log_jammin: fill the bath tube up with water.


Okay, now you have me wanting one of these for my house.

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2012-11-29 05:30:20 AM  
If it was 3 and 6 no one would have noticed.
 
2012-11-29 05:31:26 AM  
Allman Brothers? No no no.

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2012-11-29 05:31:51 AM  

Gawdzila: Bath tubes?


my tube cleans me well. I love my tube.
 
2012-11-29 05:32:36 AM  
i223.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 05:33:44 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Lesson learned about not eating stuff you find on the sidewalk, though, eh?


You'd think that would be a lesson that wouldn't require hands-on experience...
=Smidge=
 
2012-11-29 05:38:05 AM  
God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Shrooms on the other hand I would sit around eating that shiat like Oreos.. Shroom tea is good too.
 
2012-11-29 05:38:58 AM  
8/27/72

I'm sure someone will know what that means!! :)
 
2012-11-29 05:42:14 AM  
For pity's sake, subby, anyone old enough to remember the Allman Brothers and LSD is not going to have CD's. Vinyl all the way, baby.
 
2012-11-29 05:53:38 AM  

Omahawg: fark, i miss that shiat


oh god. me too. not long goes by without me thinking of sliding a fat shot of ice into my arm. then spend the whole night in my room jacking off to porn. ill never forget the time i took so much ecstacy i lost my perception of size. I felt like everything was 1cm big, like I was in a tiny world.

THAT TRIP was better than any trip on acid, ever. The hallucination felt way more real. LSD is nice but 6 pills put me on pandora.
 
2012-11-29 06:16:34 AM  
They found my eye drops bottle! Awesome.

It's actually been awhile since I tried it last, unfortunately.
 
2012-11-29 06:17:39 AM  
Ummm, Pink Floyd?
 
2012-11-29 06:26:12 AM  

puffy999: Hand the kids a coloring book and see what comes up.


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2012-11-29 06:31:47 AM  
ipsislitteris.opsblog.org
 
2012-11-29 06:35:02 AM  

Smidge204: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Lesson learned about not eating stuff you find on the sidewalk, though, eh?

You'd think that would be a lesson that wouldn't require hands-on experience...
=Smidge=


Kids today get most of their knowledge from video games.
 
2012-11-29 06:41:29 AM  
Drooling as a result of your brain having melted, that I could see. Foaming at the mouth? How much did they take? They thought it was breath mint drops, they presumably weren't swigging it.
 
2012-11-29 06:47:41 AM  
Stupid kids, they should have asked for your Pink Floyd albums.
 
2012-11-29 06:51:28 AM  
 
2012-11-29 06:57:12 AM  
if you live in Easton, taking LSD is a vast improvement over your daily life

/shiathole
 
2012-11-29 07:10:40 AM  

styckx: God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Shrooms on the other hand I would sit around eating that shiat like Oreos.. Shroom tea is good too.


Acid is the Matrix and shrooms is The Lord of the Rings.
 
2012-11-29 07:12:37 AM  

Ghastly: Don't put it in your mouth.


on the bright side, that managed to remove the "call me maybe" tune from my brain after 10 hours.
 
2012-11-29 07:18:48 AM  

SpinStopper: adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

I have four fingers ;)


Way to mess up the Queen reference. Allow me:

Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality
open your eyes,
look up to the sky and seeeee.....
 
2012-11-29 07:25:21 AM  

SpinStopper: adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

I have four fingers ;)


They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing....oh, there they go.
 
2012-11-29 07:28:59 AM  

Albert911emt: SpinStopper: adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

I have four fingers ;)

Way to mess up the Queen reference. Allow me:

Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality
open your eyes,
look up to the sky and seeeee.....


I think SpinStopper was trying to reference David After Dentists
 
2012-11-29 07:35:58 AM  

Knight without armor: /approves


Were they barrel-shaped?

/ teacher should have given them a beer
 
2012-11-29 07:52:21 AM  
Allman Bros? Please. Kids these days. The Allmans are for when you are relaxing with some buds and suds.

If these kids wanted the retro experience, try some Floyd followed by Robin Trower's "Bridge of Sighs" and end it with some spacey fusion, like, say, Santana's "Borboletta."

Otherwise, hit 'em up with some Younger Brother or some Kasabian, maybe freak with a little Neko Case just to hear a voice.
 
2012-11-29 08:01:31 AM  
They "found" the LSD? Well, that's believable. After all, I used to find beer all the time in PA. At least, that's what I told the cops where I got it every time they busted me.
 
2012-11-29 08:28:31 AM  
Is that what makes five minute guitar solos listenable? I had no idea
 
2012-11-29 08:32:43 AM  
Man, that ambulance ride must've been one hell of a trip for the kids.
 
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2012-11-29 08:36:42 AM  
i186.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 08:38:01 AM  
a) This should be HOTW, at least.

b) You're goina hell, boy! (/ girl!)

c) A fish.
 
2012-11-29 08:38:13 AM  
Article: Morganelli says the boys, ages 7 and 10, were foaming at the mouth and hallucinating

I've seen people go insane on LSD. I've never seen anyone foam at the mouth from it.
 
2012-11-29 08:39:30 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?


Without dysfunctional homes, we wouldn't have Democrats. Can't have that.
 
2012-11-29 08:42:15 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: Robin Trower's "Bridge of Sighs"


I forgot about that album.I feel high just seeing it referenced.
 
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