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(The Age (Melbourne))   Step aside, bath salts: here comes White Bull   (theage.com.au) divider line 26
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2012-11-29 01:17:01 AM
12 votes:
It gives you wings! Or, more accurately, it motivates you to break into the zoo and rape the condor.
2012-11-29 12:33:23 AM
5 votes:
Does it give you the face munchies?
2012-11-29 06:57:16 AM
3 votes:

CarnySaur: ADULT stores are selling a synthetic cocaine called White Bull for $100 a gram. This is twice the price of old-fashioned amphetamines that bikies used to cook....

Bikies?


Lance Armstrong types
2012-11-29 06:13:15 AM
3 votes:

L.D. Ablo: The designer drugs spook me.

I'll stick with good old alcohol. Easily obtained and I know how to dose it.


Looks like I get to use this one again.

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2012-11-29 07:03:58 AM
2 votes:
Some white bull, bath salts and some of that russian Krokodil would make a helluva saturday night.
2012-11-29 06:44:29 AM
2 votes:

styckx: Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....

I did some Google-Fu.. Apparentely in Australia is one of the most profitable places to sell coke and $300-$400/gram is legit.


I did some Google-Fu, and found out that "White Bull" was the nephew of Sitting Bull, and is also the name of a work of fiction by Voltaire.

Of course, none of that is helpful. But it is interesting.

/To me, anyway.
2012-11-29 06:35:59 AM
2 votes:
Fiona Patten, of the Eros Foundation, which has assumed the role of being the representative body for the legal high industry, hadn't heard of White Bull.


Well then... what an excellent representative Fiona Patten is for the legal high industry.
2012-11-29 06:32:42 AM
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It gives you wings! Or, more accurately, it motivates you to break into the zoo and rape the condor.


I chortled right loudly there sir. Must say I gave the old bird quite a start. And by old bird I mean condor, and by start I mean intercourse. Consensual, mind you. Many people think condors say no, but they say more than you'd think. You just have to learn how to read their drug-addled eyes.

/yes, I drug my condors first
//and yes, I do actually mean condors!
2012-11-29 02:59:59 AM
2 votes:
Man, if a cuckold couple goes to the adult store and asks for white bull, they are gonna be so disappointed.
2012-11-29 12:26:16 AM
2 votes:
Durrr "White" come on... Of course it's better.
2012-11-29 12:23:35 PM
1 votes:

SkunkWerks: As someone who fails to understand the appeal of illegal highs, legal ones are similarly baffling to me.

My brain chemistry is unbalanced enough on it's own without introducing any foreign substances into the mix- legal or not.


You know they have drugs to fix that.
2012-11-29 10:38:40 AM
1 votes:
You guys sound like a bunch of bikies on bennies
2012-11-29 10:29:57 AM
1 votes:

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Some white bull, bath salts and some of that russian Krokodil would make a helluva saturday night.


Sounds like a zombie recipe. Cannibalism, disintegrating limbs, the works.

/Helluva or hellish?
2012-11-29 09:07:14 AM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: way south: "What's in it? He didn't know."

Well, I'm sold.
Let me just pour some of this mystery agent into my skull and wait for the magic to happen!

/Contraband peddlers must be some of the best salesmen out there...
/That or users are really, really, stupid.

When considering between those two options, I'd say the answer is "Yes."


All my boomer professors/associates said that's the best thing about the 60's: taking random substances given to you by strangers.

/one plus about being a cynical gen X-er: I don't have "condor rape" on my rap sheet.
2012-11-29 08:32:58 AM
1 votes:

CarnySaur: thisispete: CarnySaur: ADULT stores are selling a synthetic cocaine called White Bull for $100 a gram. This is twice the price of old-fashioned amphetamines that bikies used to cook....

Bikies?

Members of motorcycle gangs, a big component of Australian organised crime

Kind of a cutesy name.


Compared to the everything else about Australia that will farking kill you, a bunch of tattooed guys on motorcycles seem downright adorable.
2012-11-29 08:31:25 AM
1 votes:

thisispete: Cybernetic: styckx: Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....

I did some Google-Fu.. Apparentely in Australia is one of the most profitable places to sell coke and $300-$400/gram is legit.

I did some Google-Fu, and found out that "White Bull" was the nephew of Sitting Bull, and is also the name of a work of fiction by Voltaire.

Of course, none of that is helpful. But it is interesting.

/To me, anyway.

A white bull was what Aphrodite induced the queen of Minos to have sex with and subsequently conceive the Minotaur.


Close. Aphrodite caused her to lust after the bull. Daedalus built the fake cow contraption that allowed her to boink it.

As for Leta and the swan, I got nothing.

/gimme that old time religion, where gods promoted bestiality...
2012-11-29 08:28:02 AM
1 votes:

Shyla: Well that article told me... nothing.


It told you there is a drug, called white bull, which is just like cocaine.
...But we know that whatever is in it, it is NOT cocaine.
So its OK!


/Me: I know there are alot of chemicals in this world that are also not cocaine.
/A very many most of them are also not OK for human consumption.
2012-11-29 08:07:29 AM
1 votes:
350$ a gram for coke? Not in my neck of the woods. Christ, you can get an 8-ball for less than that..

Glad i don't live in australia
2012-11-29 07:45:28 AM
1 votes:
This is just stupid--- the legal stuff only benefits the SELLERS- not the users, as their risk is reduced. The buyer's risk is greatly increased, as each user becomes a test bunny.

Druggies: stick with what is safe and known. Buy the illegal stuff. You know what you are getting and what to expect. The risk of running afoul of the law is much better than the risk of seriously screwing up your head or body. I mean that kiddos. Stay safe out there--- and stick to illegal drugs--- the safe drugs.
2012-11-29 07:40:03 AM
1 votes:
Looks like I picked the right week to quit sniffing glue!
2012-11-29 07:12:28 AM
1 votes:
It's called White Bull because it's actually a bull's semen in powdered form.
2012-11-29 06:49:11 AM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: styckx: Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....

I did some Google-Fu.. Apparentely in Australia is one of the most profitable places to sell coke and $300-$400/gram is legit.

I did some Google-Fu, and found out that "White Bull" was the nephew of Sitting Bull, and is also the name of a work of fiction by Voltaire.

Of course, none of that is helpful. But it is interesting.

/To me, anyway.


A white bull was what Aphrodite induced the queen of Minos to have sex with and subsequently conceive the Minotaur.
2012-11-29 06:46:02 AM
1 votes:
"White Bull is part of a $200-million-a-year catalogue of legal highs that adult stores are marketing as an offset for the drop in DVD sales because of the prevalence of online porn."

Saw that coming... well, bad turn of phrase but yeah....
2012-11-29 06:28:52 AM
1 votes:

Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....


its Oz prices, look at the link in the article

/theres an article?
2012-11-29 03:39:15 AM
1 votes:
Woohoo! Legalized Cocaine! I'm ready!

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2012-11-29 03:02:37 AM
1 votes:
The designer drugs spook me.

I'll stick with good old alcohol. Easily obtained and I know how to dose it.
 
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