namatad: ROFL .... it is ALWAYS the other persons fault ...
Mugato: Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?
Tellingthem: My rules for crazyDo:Have dirty sex with herDon't:Let her know where you live or workLeave anything valuable over at her placeGet attachedGet her pregnantMarry HerOptional:If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your lifeFollow those and you should be fine
CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.You, you are a piece of shiat.
thecpt: Thats a synopsis and interpretation of her story that you tried to call her out on. Your the one writing down train wrecks. I'm having fun watching them at this point.
farkin_noob: Ummm...way to jump to conclusions, skippy. He knew the deal going in. I don't want a relationship and told him so. Pressuring somebody into marriage and babies after a month of screwing is a pretty crazy thing to do.Also, most of my exes are shorter than me.
torusXL: Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.
farkin_noob: He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.
CapeFearCadaver: I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.
imfallen_angel: Reality is... getting a woman with the crazies can be a lot worse.
Zafler: Both of you were most likely much weaker physically than the guy in question, and lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess. Both of these, and any of several other, factors would lead you to be more intimidated by the guys that abused you than men are generally likely to be.
Rik01: BTW. There is some correlation between extensive tattoos combined with extensive piercings (all of which are painful to get) and a decrease in various levels of empathy. The location of the piercings indicate often what form of empathy might be decreased
cryinoutloud: CapeFearCadaver: dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at meWhy did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!yeah, you can tell the difference between the guys with psycho exes and the women with psycho exes, can't you? They (mostly) all think it's highly amusing and reminisce about how hot the sex was.I moved over 100 miles away and I catch my breath if I even see a vehicle like the one he drives. And I left him in 1997. But since we're women, that's all our fault for hooking up with a crazy person.
doglover: Because they're animals in bed.It's like nothing any sane person ever did.
Tat'dGreaser: JackieRabbit: As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.F*ck thatStick your dick in all the crazy you want, just don't give them your real name.
Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.
alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month--a cutter--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal./ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.// I'm sure others will have better encountersBut did you get laid?No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.
PACMANCoW: Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?
dickfreckle: Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.
BarkingUnicorn: That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)
SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".
Lsherm: More importantly, this is the kind of crazy you can see even if you want to fark a chick. What the hell is wrong with you?
Swedgin: Mugato:...Don't:Let her know where you live or workLeave anything valuable over at her placeGet attachedA trick I've never learned.No shiat. My penis seems to be an infallible sociopath detector.
alwaysjaded: still farks an ex-husband every 3 days.
alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month--a cutter--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal./ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.// I'm sure others will have better encounters
Tellingthem: My rules for crazyDo:Have dirty sex with herDon't:Let her know where you live or workLeave anything valuable over at her placeGet attached
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