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2012-11-28 08:31:45 PM
8 votes:
Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two
2012-11-28 09:01:51 PM
4 votes:
Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.
2012-11-29 07:39:53 AM
3 votes:
2damnfunny.com

So this about sums it up then?
2012-11-29 01:15:26 AM
3 votes:
Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?
2012-11-29 11:57:25 AM
2 votes:
In the 70's I worked in psychiatrics. I also went to college to learn more about the field. This gave me more of an observational perspective when out in my normal life among 'normal' folks.

The article pretty well hits it right on the head, especially the ending.

Coming up through the 60's, during the hippie movement, I noticed that hippie girls and guys were more interesting. They dressed wilder and more colorfully, had more of an exuberant and aggressive attitude and a more open field of thought for the times.

Compared to Joe and Jane Normal, who dressed conservatively, played by the rules, had conservative haircuts, the women wore little makeup and tended to resemble those old images of Pioneer chicks who could kill and gut a pig, chop firewood, lay bricks and all with a baby in one arm.

They'd be called 'sturdy'. Sturdy gets boring. Joe Normal might make a good businessman and husband, but would tend to prefer the missionary position in the bedroom, work at keeping his home like all of the others in his development and he'd never think about tearing apart his car engine in the driveway.

The girl with the bright clothing, flowered headband, easy grin and hip huggers talking equally about civil rights and sex and having no problem with walking up and hugging you in public was more interesting.

The same for the 70's, with the styled hair, the glittery colorful dresses and cloths, the makeup and the basically more fun attitude. Chicks, IMO, in the 70's were HOT!

Goth came into it and I found that interesting. Along came Punk. Equally interesting. When Preppies showed up, I found that boring. The mixed colors and dress got quickly tiring, along with the layered look and the attitude.

It became apparent that people were attracted to these wilder personalities, but in one to one relationships, they expected to be treated more conservatively. A guy could dress and act Goth or Disco, but he better not treat his girl bad or insist on slipping his schlong in every other woman who found him hot. The same, basically, for a woman.

A large percentage of such relationships broke up if the adopted persona carried on into the private lives too deeply. However, few actually regretted having a relationship with a 'wild child' and often considered it and interesting experience. They went on to marry more stabile partners who had a combination of Wild Child and Caring Conservative.

'Normal' by itself was boring. Guys and girls looked boring. They looked 'sturdy'. Many of you have seen those old black and white pictures from the late 1800's where the men and women never smiled, looked a lot like each other and you just knew they spent their days working their arses off and their nights reading the papers or some religious book. A thrill might have been cracking open a bottle of wine on a holiday.

I knew a really cute redhead woman who, in the 70's, married this nice seeming redneck guy. He was a hard worker, could hold his own in a fight and was protective of his lady.

The marriage broke up when he chose to raise pitbulls, and decided to make them mean -- since having big dogs that were good slobs was not the 'manly' way. She caught him tossing kittens over the fence for the dogs to kill, a process he had no problem with.

I think she filed for divorce that week.

'Strange' is often exciting and attractive, but there must be 'secret' good points hidden within. Like that rocker with spiked boots, wrist bands, wild hair, leather cloths and lurid death tattoos and a bad attitude better have a soft heart for kittens and puppies. He or she stands a better chance of a lasting relationship if he or she stops their tour buss to rescue some poor pet stuck on the highway in a rainstorm.

Maybe even, like some famous groups, dropped in at a small hole in the wall bar while traveling for a rest and went on to surprise everyone by performing an impromptu show.

In my time I've been friends with assorted 'Wild Children' but kept things limited when I discovered that their 'act' carried on into their personal life too much. Like, it's a bit disturbing to drop in at a girls home, whom you like a lot, to find she's giving Sympathy Sex to some guy because 'he needed it' and finds nothing wrong.

The article is pretty accurate, but does leave out some of the darker implications which can go on. Like the battered girl friend, 'rescued' by a good guy, who discovers later she's stealing from him and cheating -- simply because by not smacking her around now and then, she didn't respect him.

However, in my relationships, I prefer a bit of the wild child, enjoy them wearing makeup, run like heck from a 'plain Jane' and value loyalty. Like I get a kick out of the mild Goth, but keep at a distance those who cover their bodies with tattoos, live in places that make a dump look clean or festoon themselves with piercings.

BTW. There is some correlation between extensive tattoos combined with extensive piercings (all of which are painful to get) and a decrease in various levels of empathy. The location of the piercings indicate often what form of empathy might be decreased.
2012-11-29 09:11:34 AM
2 votes:
Unrepressed Memory

Oh yeah... This is so great! You're so hard! This is nothing like Greg. He was a guy I met in the library. We tried to do it in the stair well but he couldn't get it up. So we went back to the dorm and he put my panties on it seemed to work. He could come like three or four times in a row like that.

Now Steve likes this (yeah. we're still doing it) . But he cried a lot so I had to mommy him. Do you want me to mommy you? No? Okay. But we should try it sometimes.

Dave wanted to put it in my pooper. Do you think that makes him gay? It's feels like a BM going backwards (laughing). But his peener was pretty tiny. I mean, if he got it up and walked in to a wall, he'd hurt his nose first.

Yes. Yes! Yes! Wow. You know who else could make me come like that? Frank. He could just touch me and I'd lose it. I probably miss Frank the most. He was a good, generous lover. Never took no for an answer, if you get my drift.

(nothing I am doing now counts as sex. It's more like completing a contract)

That feels nice. Do you want me to wiggle around? Safir liked it when a wiggled my a$$. He'd scream in Farsi and call me his love camel. Another one that like the back door but he also visited the main entrance too. I guess that doesn't make him gay, right?

I'll take it on the boobs but no where else. You gotta set your limits. You know how many guys wanted to stick that thing in my mouth? Lots! Eww. Gross! I'm not saying I don't like it, but want a little more attention than just getting pushed to my knees and looking at that. I mean, it's cool if there's like two guys you just met and you just want to see their faces when you do something like that. But when you're serious, like we are, there have to be limits.

Are we done? Oh. That was nice. You're one of the best, for sure.


And what I should have said...

I have to tell you. I am an alien from the planet Nexxus 5. We name and number our planets because we have a whole bunch of them. I was sent here to have sex with an Earth female. You were chosen from all the others, so that must be something. I will be returning to my home planet now. I'll release this Earth male's body and wipe his memory on the way out. He won't know you after tonight. Sorry.

Oh and if I knocked you up, Nexxus women usually have litters of 200 offsprings. Yeah. Two hundred kids. The birthing usually takes a couple of months. If you don't want 200 kids, you'd better do something about it, like right now. Well, I've gotta catch the 11:10 UFO. It's been swell. Nanoo. Nanoo. 

/well, I'm off to the psychiatrist. And by psychiatrist, I mean bartender.
2012-11-29 09:09:25 AM
2 votes:
While the main focus of this thread has transmogrified into bro tales and old dog advice, itseems the main point of the article is overlooked. The study suggsts a relationship between physical attractiveness and the so- called dark personality triad. But what it seems to suggest to me is how easily it us to fall into the veneer of image at the expense of the real, facade instead of structure. I think this is cultural. Note they say the "dressed down" versions didnt elicit the same responses. This is the reason businessmen and women wear "power" suits and we all get dressed up to impress...to create at least an apparition, a spectre of competence, confidence, and character. The problem grows when the character one plays becomes confused with the character one has...or doesnt. in our culture we hold these types...both the physically attractive and ego-driven...as models of success, when upon closer inspection they are like the jaguar in mad men: looks great but doesnt run. Or: What sells is the can, not the soup.
2012-11-29 09:04:34 AM
2 votes:
There are lots of crazy ugly people but nobody dates them. The crazy beautiful people don't think they need to change because they can always get dates. The reason why as you get older there seems to be more crazy people is because the non-crazy already found someone.
2012-11-29 08:41:27 AM
2 votes:
Who you know you should date:
media.ed.edmunds-media.com
Practical, reliable, affordable

Who you want to date:
imageonthefly.autodatadirect.com
Jaw dropping good looks, will get you in places you wouldn't be able to otherwise, completely unobtainable with you current job

Who you end up when you try to date who you want to date:
3.bp.blogspot.com
Suspiciously obtainable, fun for a while, probably won't get better the longer you let it go on
2012-11-29 08:35:34 AM
2 votes:
as I get older and I make my immediate surroundings more comfortable
I truly don't have to fark insane.
And have less patience for stupid.

wow, maybe I should fark her
*fap*
Or maybe just sit in my leather chair with a glass of wine, pet my unpoisoned dog and watch my big-ass TV

ahhhhhhhhhh
2012-11-29 08:14:25 AM
2 votes:
The reason so many people in this particular thread are over 40 is that you don't get the full benefit of hindsight until you're a few miles down the road.
2012-11-29 08:00:39 AM
2 votes:

namatad:

ROFL .... it is ALWAYS the other persons fault ...


Well, yeah. That is a key characteristic of all personality disorders -- highly externalized locus of self-control (i.e. "It's not me! It's him/her/them!")

If you have a choice between a sweetly neurotic person who always blames themselves for stuff and a personality-disordered person who always blames anything and anyone but themselves for whatever is wrong in their lives, GO WITH THE NEUROTIC PERSON.

It's relatively easy to fix neurotic self-blame with a little cognitive therapy and a few tools to use on the home front.

It's nearly impossible to fix a personality disorder, even if the person commits to 5 years of weekly therapy, and even if they do get better, it's generally understood that PD people are given to backsliding...or even regressing. Not sure why but those neural pathways seem to be deeply carved and particularly difficult to redirect.
2012-11-29 07:46:38 AM
2 votes:
I dated an extremely hot but crazy girl. She told me about all the boyfriends who cheated on her and I just couldn't understand how someone could treat such a beautiful and sweet woman that way.

It was a week before I figured it out.
2012-11-29 07:39:53 AM
2 votes:

Mugato: Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?


My husband used to believe that -- dated a string of batshiat redheads and was even married a batshiat brunette for 12 years. Then he got tired of wearing the red cape and the "S" on his chest and cleaning up whatever crazy mess these women created for themselves and/or him.

He and I have been together for nearly 4 years now and he regularly thanks me for being sane and functional in *addition* to being awesome in other ways.

It is possible to find a woman who is awesome and sane, but you have to first believe it is possible and then refuse to lower the bar for anything less than having both in one person.

Oh, and make sure you're bringing "sane and awesome" to the table yourself so that you can attract a compatible female.
2012-11-29 02:15:43 AM
2 votes:

Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine


Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.

Otherwise, yeah, try to lie as best you can about where you work, and always have an excuse for why you can't go to your place. I always pretend to have a wife or girlfriend (the bonus is that only gets them hotter, knowing thinking she's stealing it).

Farkettes, you might view this post as crass, but the thing is, real life has taught me these defenses. I hate to come off sounding like a jerk, but the fact is that all men have or will eventually stick their dick in crazy. We need to put together a handy guide for it.
2012-11-28 10:11:53 PM
2 votes:
My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine
2012-11-28 09:35:42 PM
2 votes:
For me it's codependency
2012-11-29 07:26:16 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.

You, you are a piece of shiat.


I'm a piece of shiat because I think it's bad when someone breaks all your stuff?

Interesting.
2012-11-29 07:19:00 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: Thats a synopsis and interpretation of her story that you tried to call her out on. Your the one writing down train wrecks. I'm having fun watching them at this point.


Sweet glad I can give you some entertainment.

farkin_noob: Ummm...way to jump to conclusions, skippy. He knew the deal going in. I don't want a relationship and told him so. Pressuring somebody into marriage and babies after a month of screwing is a pretty crazy thing to do.Also, most of my exes are shorter than me.


Your first problem is that your story is just boring as shiat. Nothing even really bad happened to you. You had a fark buddy for a while and it didn't turn out like you wanted, and now you whine about it to your friends and on the internet.

Yes, you should have left because that was pathetic of him to beg for marriage with tears. But instead of thinking "oh my gawd what's this this guyyyy ew", you should have said to him "I'm leaving, but for farks sake go to a doctor, you're screwed up beyond anything about babies or marriage".

Your exes are shorter than you? Yay you win a prize! But seriously, when I mentioned short guys that wasn't directed at you.

tldr: farkin_noob's story was boring as shiat, even with farkin_noob's attitude "The world revolves around MEEEEE!"

I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.
2012-11-29 05:30:27 PM
1 votes:

torusXL: Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.


I don't usually quote myself but...

farkin_noob: He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.


What do we have here!

I gotta say I'm shaking my head here because he had a sweet setup "You can fark me until you find someone to marry!". Sounds like a great deal to me, but nonethless, you suck monkey tits, farkin_noob.

That guy doesn't sound "crazy" like it's meant in this thread. That was probably clinical depression or something else. The least you coulda done before leaving that situation was tell him to go get help.

But hey what do I know, he was just a weak pansy that was suuuuch a weirdo that he deflated her girl-boner, so she got pissed and now she's spreading gossip about how crazy he was.
2012-11-29 05:21:09 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.


Sorry to hear your story. I think society has this type of trouble because both men and women have lost natural respect for each other. Pathetic men like from your story attack women if they happen to see a physical or mental weakness (whether it actually exists or not). The dark side of women is to consider men as giant children worthy of mind-control. Sometimes, either of these attitudes can slip into the abuse realm whenever people lose respect for each other and let the lizard-brain take over.

target="_blank">CapeFearCadaver: I've seen this, and it's ridiculous. Most of this is societal, and most of it coming from other men. Again, it's bullshiat.

I just gotta pick at your nice contradiction here, though...if it was just coming from men, it wouldn't be societal. A lot comes from women too - in the form of a man only being attractive to women if they are tough and stoic.

Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.

I don't think it's fair to use qualifiers like "most". You're trying to argue about this not being a male vs female competition, which I agree with. Just don't sneak in little tidbits like the above that actually do turn it into a competition. It's passive aggressive and irritating.
2012-11-29 04:46:33 PM
1 votes:

imfallen_angel: Reality is... getting a woman with the crazies can be a lot worse.


This isn't a competition. My best friend, a guy, had the craziest of the craziest girlfriend that I had ever been around. He dealt with all manner of false accusations, beatings himself, multiple property damage spanning years and this chick stalking and jumping his following two girlfriends after her. He could have beaten the absolute shiat out of her if he were that type of man. But, he's smart. He recorded shiat, he let his neighbors, friends, co-workers, etc. know and they witnessed/recorded shiat. He never spend a night in jail, because he always had proof and multiple calls to the PD to verify himself.

I appreciate your use of the bold there. Though please understand, especially in the case of COL and myself, our exes were much larger than us, had demeaned us to a point of practically no return, had tried to kill us, had almost succeeded in killing us; because they are able to break doors down, they are able to get to you faster than you can run to your gun, they are able to overpower us and are more than willing to overpower us unlike my best friend. His psycho and our psychos are the same but for one small difference: size.

BTW, I spend oodles of time at my local domestic violence shelter. There were plenty of men there. Not as many as there were women but probably about 25% the amount. The services are for the abused. Period. I'm going to go point by point, because... yeah:

1) the woman can hit all she wants, people laugh if the guy doesn't "take it" from a girl.

I've seen this, and it's ridiculous. Most of this is societal, and most of it coming from other men. Again, it's bullshiat.

2) the woman can call the cops and make a story up about the guy hitting her... no proof needed, the guy gets arrested.

Maybe my city's different, but I've never seen this. My best friend's girl called the cops on him so many times he doesn't even know the number. Never once was he arrested. In my own case, I refused to press charges against my abuser because I knew that that would set him off even further. It's the 'don't poke the bear' complex'. I had to wait until a moment that the cops themselves were able to press charges against him. And systematically collect evidence in the meantime. Try to stay alive.

3) women can go just about anywhere and go to a shelter, men have no support whatsoever

Not true, see above.

4) woman can put out a sob story and get most people on her side and get the guy in trouble with just about everyone.

Again, not true. That depends on the individual's charm level. Be they male or female. Again, this is not a competition. I had many mutual friends doubt me, when I had x-rays, pictures, witnesses, emails, text messages, sound recordings, etc. Yet somehow, no one doubted my best friend. Anecdotal, for sure, but...

5) etc.... you get the point I hope.

I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.
2012-11-29 04:07:00 PM
1 votes:

Zafler: Both of you were most likely much weaker physically than the guy in question, and lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess. Both of these, and any of several other, factors would lead you to be more intimidated by the guys that abused you than men are generally likely to be.


On that note....

Reality is... getting a woman with the crazies can be a lot worse.

1) the woman can hit all she wants, people laugh if the guy doesn't "take it" from a girl.
2) the woman can call the cops and make a story up about the guy hitting her... no proof needed, the guy gets arrested.
3) women can go just about anywhere and go to a shelter, men have no support whatsoever
4) woman can put out a sob story and get most people on her side and get the guy in trouble with just about everyone.
5) etc.... you get the point I hope.

/why yes, I speak from experience.
2012-11-29 02:00:21 PM
1 votes:

Rik01: BTW. There is some correlation between extensive tattoos combined with extensive piercings (all of which are painful to get) and a decrease in various levels of empathy. The location of the piercings indicate often what form of empathy might be decreased


You know it's funny you should say that. During the time shiat started to get bad with my ex wife I'd come home from a training exercise and she'd have a new tattoo, then she started getting piercings. Started with the tongue, then belly button, then nipples (she didn't like those and took em out though) then started all over her face. Two in the lower lip, one in the upper, eyebrow, side of the nose, and of all things septum (the bullring type piercing).
2012-11-29 01:59:38 PM
1 votes:
I always maintain that the fastest way to discover that ANYONE YOU KNOW is batshiat insane is to start sleeping with them.

ANYONE

ANYONE AT ALL
2012-11-29 01:01:25 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: CapeFearCadaver: dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me
Why did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!

yeah, you can tell the difference between the guys with psycho exes and the women with psycho exes, can't you? They (mostly) all think it's highly amusing and reminisce about how hot the sex was.

I moved over 100 miles away and I catch my breath if I even see a vehicle like the one he drives. And I left him in 1997. But since we're women, that's all our fault for hooking up with a crazy person.


Erm, I don't see anyone here assigning blame, and it happens pretty rarely in the threads where you've shared some of the story. The main thing it comes down to is coping techniques and the physiological differences between men and women.

Both of you were most likely much weaker physically than the guy in question, and lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess. Both of these, and any of several other, factors would lead you to be more intimidated by the guys that abused you than men are generally likely to be.
2012-11-29 11:30:50 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Because they're animals in bed.

It's like nothing any sane person ever did.


It really is that simple.
2012-11-29 10:52:01 AM
1 votes:
All women are crazy, just to varying degrees.

If you think we can be horrible to men, you should see how we treat each other.

/I'm a chick and I approve this message.
//hates working in an office full of estrogen.
2012-11-29 10:22:15 AM
1 votes:
Ah, crazy chicks... nothing quite like near death experiences to make you appreciate life.
2012-11-29 10:13:11 AM
1 votes:
KrispyKritter:

apparition or spectre? to me that is ghost-like, non-existent. the suit and tie, high heels & make-up games adults play reminds me more of a veneer, a hard surface that one may buy into depending on how well we sell our masquerade. it is illusion but with greater depth.

re: "What sells is the can, not the soup" is true; that pretty eye-catching label may
get the product off the shelf and into the shopping cart. But the time worn adage 'the proof is in the pudding' comes to mind. In the long run, are you going to stick with that soup, or never buy (or recommend) that brand again?

some of TFA i feel may be summed up by the old saying about the forbidden fruit, i forget how it goes but you know what i mean.

youth or lack of life experience can excuse dating the disturbed. as for those who have been there, done that and go back again because they think they like that amusement park ride, i pity such fools. there is something seriously ...

I used apparation and spectre because both suggest visibility, which is the first sensory input we get...unless they are stinky spectres. If we dare to encounter and are able to touch, the hand goes right through. The latter may be more metaphorical, but i think you catch my drift.

In light of recet events, i think of mrs. Kelley, involved in the petraeus "scandal." mind you, i dont know her personally, and i may be succumbing to the media presentation of her,but she seems to typify this kind. Attractive, amiable, and assured on the surface, but ingratiating and manipulative in practice in order to maintain the appearance. Fake cancer charity to support her own luxury? Some people need wigs as a medical necessity. Hers was for the halloween.
2012-11-29 08:54:02 AM
1 votes:
It's self reinforcing, apparently I'm attractive, and also some kind of crazy. Heavy trust issues, so women give me a shot then realize they have no way to understand a good majority of anything I'm saying/how to break down my barriers, and so they dip, further compounding my already abysmal confidence and self esteem. This gives the next woman that tries an even further crushed individual..

i don't try anymore, and generally ignore women besides on a platonic level.
2012-11-29 08:37:34 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: JackieRabbit: As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.

F*ck that

Stick your dick in all the crazy you want, just don't give them your real name.


Learn the rule! Your master plan needs rethinking. Crazy != Stupid. Most crazy chicks are rather bright and resourceful. She'll figure out your real name, where you work, where you live, etc. It's quite easy.
2012-11-29 08:13:13 AM
1 votes:
A quick tip - If her parents are stubborn ignorant overtly superstitious/religious non-reasoning sex-hating assholes, watch out. After you have the requisite number of kids, she will start showing an inordinate of respect for her parents stupid beliefs and become them.
2012-11-29 08:06:50 AM
1 votes:
I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.
2012-11-29 08:06:27 AM
1 votes:

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.
2012-11-29 08:04:10 AM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters

But did you get laid?

No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.

The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.

She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.


That's where I went from, "That sucks, man," to, "You're a dumbass."


/Almost stuck my dick in crazy a few times.
//Luckily I'm very suspicious of strangers and my fight-or-flight response kicks in early enough.
2012-11-29 08:02:37 AM
1 votes:
As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.
2012-11-29 08:00:31 AM
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PACMANCoW: Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?


Perhaps I still have too much childish idealism but I hate this attitude. It's incredibly callous to another human being who hasn't wronged me in any way.

My viewpoint may come partially from sharing an apt with a friend of mine for over 2 years now after he and his wife got divorced because some other guy was farking her while my friend was at home with their infant child. I like to think that this incident only reinforced my belief, and didn't craft it.
2012-11-29 07:56:13 AM
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Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


We cant help we all know all the episodes to Diff'rent Strokes and 8 Is Enough by heart.
2012-11-29 07:50:10 AM
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I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.
2012-11-29 07:36:40 AM
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i94.photobucket.com

Somehow I think this cant all just be "Acting".
2012-11-29 06:20:58 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.


Google Voice.
2012-11-29 03:08:18 AM
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BarkingUnicorn: That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)


That's the best part. Whenever you're stuck without an internet connection, or just in the shower and need to, uh, [insert jerk off euphemism], you can just recall all the Crazy you've had. It doesn't work that way for women you've actually loved and cared for with every fiber of your being. For some reason, it's just the Crazy that still turns you on after all this time.

My ex-fiancee is one the hottest women in three states, but recalling her doesn't turn me on. But that one girl in the stockroom of a bar who harassed me for months afterward does.
2012-11-29 02:48:28 AM
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SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.

His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.

He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".


ROFL .... it is ALWAYS the other persons fault ...
2012-11-29 02:33:29 AM
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There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.

His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.

He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".
2012-11-29 02:28:16 AM
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Lsherm: More importantly, this is the kind of crazy you can see even if you want to fark a chick. What the hell is wrong with you?


she hid this from him until 3 weeks ...
plus when you get into the details
date 1 - everyone is on best behavior
date 2 - movie and dinner - you talk about the movie
date 3 - making the 2 backed monster
date 4 - everyone is on best behavior because you still want to repeat date 3

3 weeks later you start getting into reality ...
FFS

I have been told that I share too much information, too early. Should wait 3 weeks.
But others are not sharing until months later .... WTF
2012-11-29 02:20:32 AM
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Swedgin: Mugato:
...
Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached

A trick I've never learned.

No shiat. My penis seems to be an infallible sociopath detector.


only took me 48 years to stop DATING THE BROKEN ONES
they still look attractive but I KNOW that if I am attracted, that there must be something wrong with them, I look a little harder and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY
2012-11-29 12:51:12 AM
1 votes:
The sex is worth it. Just don't let her know where you live. Trust me on this.
2012-11-28 11:58:37 PM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters

But did you get laid?

No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.

The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.

She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.


If I may offer two words of advice...

RUN AWAY!!!11!!!!
2012-11-28 11:53:30 PM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: still farks an ex-husband every 3 days.


How, as a man, is this in any way acceptable to you? Are you sure you aren't crazy?

More importantly, this is the kind of crazy you can see even if you want to fark a chick. What the hell is wrong with you?
2012-11-28 11:24:19 PM
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To test this idea, they invited 111 college students (64 percent women) into their laboratory. Each student was photographed soon after they arrived. Then, after taking this initial photograph, each student asked to change out of their own clothes and put on a pair of gray sweatpants and a t-shirt. Women were instructed to remove any makeup, and anyone with long hair was asked to pull it back into a ponytail. The students were then photographed in this more natural state. Holtzman and Strube showed both sets of photographs to a group of strangers who rated them in terms of physical attractiveness. By comparing the attractiveness ratings of the dressed-down and dressed-up students, the researchers were able to determine how much each student was able to make themselves more appealing through flashy clothes, makeup, accessories, etc.

Article is worth less without pics. (Not worthless, just worth less.)
2012-11-28 11:24:02 PM
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I married into crazy. I thought he was attractive because he was in tune with his inner child. What I needed was a spouse who was in tune with his inner adult, instead.

He's bipolar. 5150'd and things. He is medicated now. We are great friends. But not meant to be married, at least not to each other.
2012-11-28 11:10:02 PM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


But did you get laid?
2012-11-28 11:00:20 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty, single, and sane. Or at least I guess that's what I want you to think.
2012-11-28 10:55:28 PM
1 votes:
They have it backwards: Attractive people can afford to be batshiat insane, so the occasionally are.
2012-11-28 10:29:34 PM
1 votes:

Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached


A trick I've never learned.
2012-11-28 09:30:01 PM
1 votes:
Because anyone that would willingly sleep with you is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic?
 
- Just a theory.  I am not a licensed shrink but I play one on the interwebby.
 
Oh, and by the way, you have absent daddy issues.
2012-11-28 09:28:26 PM
1 votes:
It puts out
2012-11-28 08:38:25 PM
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[neilpatrickharris.jpg]

There.

Let's move on.
2012-11-28 08:27:07 PM
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Because they're animals in bed.

It's like nothing any sane person ever did.
2012-11-28 08:19:57 PM
1 votes:
Yeah that's not really "batshiat insane" but nice try
 
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