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(Scientific American)   Study discovers why batshiat insane is so attractive   (scientificamerican.com) divider line 271
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2012-11-29 03:07:08 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: My fling with crazy was a gorgeous, 5' 10" Swedish gal. We met in a bar, went out to dinner the next night. Asked what she wanted for dessert and she replied, "You." I shoulda known right then.

OK, I did. But it was my turn for crazy.

We had break-the-bed sex, then snuggled. She was nattering about her family when a hunch prompted me to ask, "How old were you when your father started abusing you?" She started crying and asked how I knew. I just did.

Turned out she was an ex-hooker, had a coke habit, and was a mean drunk. I remember a Heineken bottle passing by my ear to break against the wall.

But Gott damn, that gal loved to fark! Got me into my first threesome, with an equally tall brunette lesbian. There were a couple of foursomes, as well. Crazy is contagious.

Lasted about six months. Then she said some "old friends" were making life in Denver difficult for her. She had a job offer as a horse trainer in Arizona. So I drove her in a U-Haul truck to Flagstaff and flew home.

Drank heavily in strip clubs for a couple of weeks and then I was over her and crazy.

That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)


God I hate humble bragging.
 
2012-11-29 03:08:18 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)


That's the best part. Whenever you're stuck without an internet connection, or just in the shower and need to, uh, [insert jerk off euphemism], you can just recall all the Crazy you've had. It doesn't work that way for women you've actually loved and cared for with every fiber of your being. For some reason, it's just the Crazy that still turns you on after all this time.

My ex-fiancee is one the hottest women in three states, but recalling her doesn't turn me on. But that one girl in the stockroom of a bar who harassed me for months afterward does.
 
2012-11-29 06:20:58 AM  

dickfreckle: Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.


Google Voice.
 
2012-11-29 07:34:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?


Dude, don't judge me.
 
2012-11-29 07:36:40 AM  
i94.photobucket.com

Somehow I think this cant all just be "Acting".
 
2012-11-29 07:39:53 AM  

Mugato: Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?


My husband used to believe that -- dated a string of batshiat redheads and was even married a batshiat brunette for 12 years. Then he got tired of wearing the red cape and the "S" on his chest and cleaning up whatever crazy mess these women created for themselves and/or him.

He and I have been together for nearly 4 years now and he regularly thanks me for being sane and functional in *addition* to being awesome in other ways.

It is possible to find a woman who is awesome and sane, but you have to first believe it is possible and then refuse to lower the bar for anything less than having both in one person.

Oh, and make sure you're bringing "sane and awesome" to the table yourself so that you can attract a compatible female.
 
2012-11-29 07:39:53 AM  
2damnfunny.com

So this about sums it up then?
 
2012-11-29 07:40:37 AM  

SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.

His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.

He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".


Beat me to it...so, THIS.

/leave my bad boys out of RL, these days
 
2012-11-29 07:41:00 AM  

tshauk: Somehow I think this cant all just be "Acting".


I couldn't agree more.
 
2012-11-29 07:42:04 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby. 

[timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]


/wow, crazy story, bro
//just had a woman yell at me for zoning out after work, dinking around on the 'net and watching sports, instead of talking to her about my day (a day in which nothing of consequence happened)
///why, yes, I am married


Have you seen overly attached girlfriend outside her crazy face videos? She can hide in my bushes any day!
 
2012-11-29 07:45:24 AM  

NewportBarGuy: The sex is worth it.


Until the half-hour crying spell when it's finished.

SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too.

((snip))

Sounds like a couple of the winners my SIL dated after I'd started dating my wife. Since my wife is younger, and she was supposed to get married first, SIL went and married one of them. It's not ended. Yet.
 
2012-11-29 07:46:38 AM  
I dated an extremely hot but crazy girl. She told me about all the boyfriends who cheated on her and I just couldn't understand how someone could treat such a beautiful and sweet woman that way.

It was a week before I figured it out.
 
2012-11-29 07:47:16 AM  
Stick it in her pooper. Women love that, especially as a surprise.
 
2012-11-29 07:50:10 AM  
I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.
 
2012-11-29 07:50:29 AM  

dickfreckle:
Farkettes, you might view this post as crass, but the thing is, real life has taught me these defenses. I hate to come off sounding like a jerk, but the fact is that all men have or will eventually stick their dick in crazy. We need to put together a handy guide for it.


Well, it's a little crass, but mostly I'm just puzzled -- given that you know how much trouble The Crazy is, have you considered investing a little more time and effort in seeking out Sane, Functional, and Smokin' Hot?

Because it really is possible to have it all in one woman -- you just have to believe that and then actively seek it out, and make sure you've sorted through your own issues so that, when you find her, she'll recognize you as her "perfect match."
 
2012-11-29 07:52:58 AM  
Ahh, the chick that was in the looney bin on 3 separate occasions. Still miss her, sometimes.

And my theory always was:
Hot
Sane
Smart

Pick two out of three. Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?
 
2012-11-29 07:54:16 AM  

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


can I have her number?
 
2012-11-29 07:54:25 AM  
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HI GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
 
2012-11-29 07:56:02 AM  
My ex-gf is Puerto Rican and bi-polar. The sex was amazing, dodging the knives she threw at me was not.
 
2012-11-29 07:56:13 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


We cant help we all know all the episodes to Diff'rent Strokes and 8 Is Enough by heart.
 
2012-11-29 07:58:48 AM  
Last night between 11:35pm and midnight this woman
-called Wendy's to order a large veggie-and-bubble-gum Stromboli for delivery
-wrote an inspiring and uplifting thank you (for not laughing at me) note to her iPhone5, complete with on-the-spot witty one liner
-laughed
-cried
-attempted suicide
-was talked down from suicide by her shower curtain
-called McDonald's to order a large veggie-and-bubble-gum Stromboli for delivery
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and every single one of us would nail that crazy crazy butt
 
2012-11-29 07:59:12 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


I can't speak for the others, but the site has been around for quite a while, so alot of us were younguns like you when we first started here?
 
2012-11-29 08:00:31 AM  

PACMANCoW: Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?


Perhaps I still have too much childish idealism but I hate this attitude. It's incredibly callous to another human being who hasn't wronged me in any way.

My viewpoint may come partially from sharing an apt with a friend of mine for over 2 years now after he and his wife got divorced because some other guy was farking her while my friend was at home with their infant child. I like to think that this incident only reinforced my belief, and didn't craft it.
 
2012-11-29 08:00:39 AM  

namatad:

ROFL .... it is ALWAYS the other persons fault ...


Well, yeah. That is a key characteristic of all personality disorders -- highly externalized locus of self-control (i.e. "It's not me! It's him/her/them!")

If you have a choice between a sweetly neurotic person who always blames themselves for stuff and a personality-disordered person who always blames anything and anyone but themselves for whatever is wrong in their lives, GO WITH THE NEUROTIC PERSON.

It's relatively easy to fix neurotic self-blame with a little cognitive therapy and a few tools to use on the home front.

It's nearly impossible to fix a personality disorder, even if the person commits to 5 years of weekly therapy, and even if they do get better, it's generally understood that PD people are given to backsliding...or even regressing. Not sure why but those neural pathways seem to be deeply carved and particularly difficult to redirect.
 
2012-11-29 08:02:37 AM  
As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.
 
2012-11-29 08:04:10 AM  

alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters

But did you get laid?

No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.

The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.

She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.


That's where I went from, "That sucks, man," to, "You're a dumbass."


/Almost stuck my dick in crazy a few times.
//Luckily I'm very suspicious of strangers and my fight-or-flight response kicks in early enough.
 
2012-11-29 08:04:57 AM  

JackieRabbit: As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.


F*ck that

Stick your dick in all the crazy you want, just don't give them your real name.
 
2012-11-29 08:06:27 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.
 
2012-11-29 08:06:50 AM  
I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.
 
2012-11-29 08:09:26 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


It's because of GeezerFark. You only get an invite when you hit 40. If you think TotalFark is cool you can't imagine what GeezerFark is like.

/You haven't had crazy until you've had GILF crazy.
//Now get off my lawn
 
2012-11-29 08:11:06 AM  

verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.


I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.
 
2012-11-29 08:11:12 AM  

doczoidberg: I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.


And yet, you're still with her.

/The vagina has amazing powers.
 
2012-11-29 08:12:46 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.

I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.


So what's it like looking at your future self?
 
2012-11-29 08:13:13 AM  
A quick tip - If her parents are stubborn ignorant overtly superstitious/religious non-reasoning sex-hating assholes, watch out. After you have the requisite number of kids, she will start showing an inordinate of respect for her parents stupid beliefs and become them.
 
2012-11-29 08:13:59 AM  

doczoidberg: I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.


I hear ya, sometimes I think about trying to go back to that crazy girl. It's weird to think about.
 
2012-11-29 08:14:25 AM  
The reason so many people in this particular thread are over 40 is that you don't get the full benefit of hindsight until you're a few miles down the road.
 
2012-11-29 08:19:57 AM  

verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.

I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.

So what's it like looking at your future self?


Well fortunately I have a lot of practice at being a single, bitter, jaded cynic so becoming a seasoned, single, bitter, jaded cynic isn't much of a stretch.

/Not to imply that you in particular are any of those things
//Just a general assessment of Fark
 
2012-11-29 08:20:46 AM  
Seems to me like the article describes more of a Dr. House type than a crazy eyes type.


That is, I want X and fark you if you don't vs. LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!111


/Or, psychopathic narcissists are confident. People like confidence.
//People with BPD are insecure. Insecurity isn't that attractive.
 
2012-11-29 08:21:18 AM  
I find "nice" girls much more attractive. I had friends that went for the "dangerous" types, both male and female....and it always turned out more trouble then it was worth. If it came down to sex it almost always became more of a brain fark, and wasn't even that great. People with issues bring that to bed too. Selfish people are selfish in bed as well. Nice, listening, respecting, being nice...always better in the end
 
2012-11-29 08:22:12 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.

I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.

So what's it like looking at your future self?

Well fortunately I have a lot of practice at being a single, bitter, jaded cynic so becoming a seasoned, single, bitter, jaded cynic isn't much of a stretch.

/Not to imply that you in particular are any of those things
//Just a general assessment of Fark


I'm actually closer to your age. I'm not an engineer either, but damn if the IT dudes and engineers don't make up a significant portion of Fark's user base. And every one of them bitter old farts.
 
2012-11-29 08:22:59 AM  
In university I made the mistake of dating women who did interesting things: The championship fencer, the geneticist, the much-older faculty member, the equestrian, the pilot, the divorced law student, the ahhhctress, the guitarist in the band ... all of them nuttier than squirrel farts.

It wasn't until much later that I realized what I was looking for wasn't someone who did interesting things, but who was interesting. Not someone who was accomplished, but someone who was kind.

In the end, I got all that and more, but not before a lot of pointy, jagged and surprisingly heavy things were hurled in my general direction.
 
2012-11-29 08:23:43 AM  

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


Nope, you win.
 
2012-11-29 08:24:02 AM  
Mugato

Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?


Depends on the girl, on both counts.

A friend had a crush at 25 on a woman. Who he later found out made homemade cocaine. The hard way. She pulled a Law & Order and called in a diversion by planting cocaine in his car then leaving the state and her 4 and 5 year old behind.

Apparently the police were "moving in", which as it turns out they weren't. Until she tried to frame the poor guy.

It was lucky for the poor guy that the judge has known him for several years, and threw the case against him out by giving his own testimony in defense. Added to her long history of being such a psycho that one night stands didn't always stick around to complete the bang up job, said friend/poor guy got off free.

Lord knows where she is. And he can keep that knowledge.
 
2012-11-29 08:24:56 AM  

Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine


Where the hell were you in '84? jeeze
 
2012-11-29 08:26:18 AM  
Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!
 
2012-11-29 08:30:26 AM  

alwaysjaded: / I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


Sounds more like deep seated self-image and attachment problems than narcissistic psychopathy.

/Oh, and you should have been getting the feeling something was wrong well before she dropped the "love me bomb" on you.
//Not that I would have cared at 24, of course, but you shoulda known
 
2012-11-29 08:30:30 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: /The vagina has amazing powers.


Vaginomancy!
 
2012-11-29 08:30:58 AM  

special20: Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!


I didn't realize Real Dolls could move.
 
2012-11-29 08:33:19 AM  

verbaltoxin: special20: Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!

I didn't realize Real Dolls could move.


Sure, kid. You're funny and have a lot of potential. Keep up the good work, you'll go far.
 
2012-11-29 08:33:43 AM  
So, this is apparently the thread where I'm apparently supposed to reminisce about the fantastically hot but religious girl that I dated for a year in grad school, who then dumped me when I decided I wasn't religious anymore? Who then spent the next 2-3 years alternately shunning me for being evil, or trying very hard to befriend me again so that she could save my soul, but crying whenever I disagreed with her about anything? Who, whenever I'd finally had enough and broke off contact would eventually find some sort of excuse to get me to talk to her again?

...and who, despite the fact that I'm completely aware that she's terrible for me and has other major issues, I would probably still take back (temporarily) if she caught me drunk, because she's fantastically hot and I'm not having much luck with women these days?

Yeah, like I'd confess to something stupid like that.
 
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