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2012-11-28 08:19:57 PM  
Yeah that's not really "batshiat insane" but nice try
 
2012-11-28 08:27:07 PM  
Because they're animals in bed.

It's like nothing any sane person ever did.
 
2012-11-28 08:31:45 PM  
Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two
 
2012-11-28 08:38:05 PM  
Because people are stupid.

Also,

dustman81: Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two

 
2012-11-28 08:38:25 PM  
[neilpatrickharris.jpg]

There.

Let's move on.
 
2012-11-28 08:42:22 PM  
Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?
 
2012-11-28 08:53:37 PM  
Steve McNair says: "...."

Nothing. He's dead.
 
2012-11-28 08:54:04 PM  

doglover: Because they're animals in bed.

It's like nothing any sane person ever did.


And we're done here.
 
2012-11-28 09:01:51 PM  
Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.
 
2012-11-28 09:22:36 PM  

clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


Hell. Sometimes not understanding is better. I don't know what it feels like to strap a car battery to my nuts while body builders bash my knees with metal rods but I'm willing to accept that it hurts. I don't really want to know how badly it hurts
 
2012-11-28 09:28:26 PM  
It puts out
 
2012-11-28 09:30:01 PM  
Because anyone that would willingly sleep with you is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic?
 
- Just a theory.  I am not a licensed shrink but I play one on the interwebby.
 
Oh, and by the way, you have absent daddy issues.
 
2012-11-28 09:35:42 PM  
For me it's codependency
 
2012-11-28 09:52:44 PM  

clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


But it also makes you understand why somany people do it.
 
2012-11-28 09:57:57 PM  

clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime. That should have set off red flags, but I'll admit I stuck with her until after she burned my penis with spaghetti sauce from the stove. That was the last straw.

/never cook naked around crazy chicks.
 
2012-11-28 09:58:24 PM  

doglover: clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.

But it also makes you understand why somany people do it.


QFT
 
2012-11-28 10:11:53 PM  
My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine
 
2012-11-28 10:13:19 PM  

Lsherm: clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.

I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime. That should have set off red flags, but I'll admit I stuck with her until after she burned my penis with spaghetti sauce from the stove. That was the last straw.

/never cook naked around crazy chicks.


Were there mushrooms in the sauce?
 
2012-11-28 10:23:43 PM  

Lsherm: I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime.


Yeah, this is why I'm still single. Women invariably pull some shiat like this with me, and I walk away before it gets serious. I have yet to meet a lesbian who wasn't crazy, addicted, or in recovery. I know there are some out there, but I've yet to meet one.
 
2012-11-28 10:29:34 PM  

Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached


A trick I've never learned.
 
2012-11-28 10:42:38 PM  

GAT_00: Because people are stupid.


They have to have the ability to be with the crazy person otherwise it's just wishful thinking or sour grapes.
 
2012-11-28 10:45:46 PM  

Mugato: ...

A trick I've never learned.


try harder

or maybe not as hard...

it's hard to explain.
 
2012-11-28 10:49:57 PM  
Mugato:
...
Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached

A trick I've never learned.


No shiat. My penis seems to be an infallible sociopath detector.
 
2012-11-28 10:49:57 PM  
My cousin's neighbor's older brother gave some Spanish Fly to this crazy redhead once and when he came back to the car after going to get some rubbers he found her impaling his pet rabbit on the gear shift...
 
2012-11-28 10:55:28 PM  
They have it backwards: Attractive people can afford to be batshiat insane, so the occasionally are.
 
2012-11-28 11:00:20 PM  
I'm pretty, single, and sane. Or at least I guess that's what I want you to think.
 
2012-11-28 11:01:02 PM  

dustman81: Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two


truer words have never been spoken.
 
2012-11-28 11:07:58 PM  
Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters
 
2012-11-28 11:10:02 PM  

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


But did you get laid?
 
2012-11-28 11:24:02 PM  
I married into crazy. I thought he was attractive because he was in tune with his inner child. What I needed was a spouse who was in tune with his inner adult, instead.

He's bipolar. 5150'd and things. He is medicated now. We are great friends. But not meant to be married, at least not to each other.
 
2012-11-28 11:24:19 PM  
To test this idea, they invited 111 college students (64 percent women) into their laboratory. Each student was photographed soon after they arrived. Then, after taking this initial photograph, each student asked to change out of their own clothes and put on a pair of gray sweatpants and a t-shirt. Women were instructed to remove any makeup, and anyone with long hair was asked to pull it back into a ponytail. The students were then photographed in this more natural state. Holtzman and Strube showed both sets of photographs to a group of strangers who rated them in terms of physical attractiveness. By comparing the attractiveness ratings of the dressed-down and dressed-up students, the researchers were able to determine how much each student was able to make themselves more appealing through flashy clothes, makeup, accessories, etc.

Article is worth less without pics. (Not worthless, just worth less.)
 
2012-11-28 11:30:18 PM  

SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters

But did you get laid?


No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.

The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.

She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.
 
2012-11-28 11:51:28 PM  

alwaysjaded:
--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.


All of her friends and sisters are married and having babies, just guessing. She's tormented by her FB feed every day.
 
2012-11-28 11:53:30 PM  

alwaysjaded: still farks an ex-husband every 3 days.


How, as a man, is this in any way acceptable to you? Are you sure you aren't crazy?

More importantly, this is the kind of crazy you can see even if you want to fark a chick. What the hell is wrong with you?
 
2012-11-28 11:58:37 PM  

alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters

But did you get laid?

No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.

The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.

She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.


If I may offer two words of advice...

RUN AWAY!!!11!!!!

 
2012-11-29 12:05:20 AM  

GAT_00: alwaysjaded:
--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

All of her friends and sisters are married and having babies, just guessing. She's tormented by her FB feed every day.


That's most likely true. She seems a bit young to be having baby fever that bad but who knows. I didn't really press the issue, I just wanted the check as quickly as possible.
 
2012-11-29 12:11:02 AM  

alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

 

timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com


/wow, crazy story, bro
//just had a woman yell at me for zoning out after work, dinking around on the 'net and watching sports, instead of talking to her about my day (a day in which nothing of consequence happened)
///why, yes, I am married
 
2012-11-29 12:11:06 AM  

Lsherm: alwaysjaded: still farks an ex-husband every 3 days.

How, as a man, is this in any way acceptable to you? Are you sure you aren't crazy?

More importantly, this is the kind of crazy you can see even if you want to fark a chick. What the hell is wrong with you?


I'm not sure you read my entire post. She dumped all this shiat on me at (and this is the important part) the end of our LAST date, after she had a few. There's no farking way in hell that would be acceptable to me.

And MMM, I did. Luckily, I got shipped back home and will be elsewhere for the rest of the year.
 
2012-11-29 12:20:01 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby. 

/wow, crazy story, bro
//just had a woman yell at me for zoning out after work, dinking around on the 'net and watching sports, instead of talking to her about my day (a day in which nothing of consequence happened)
///why, yes, I am married


GAH!! Just looking at that meme and finally talking about it is making me want to hit the whiskey this evening.

And yea, I hate having to recount a day when nothing of importance happened.
 
2012-11-29 12:44:39 AM  
theobamacrat.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-29 12:51:12 AM  
The sex is worth it. Just don't let her know where you live. Trust me on this.
 
2012-11-29 01:15:26 AM  
Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?
 
2012-11-29 02:05:43 AM  

gameshowhost: They have it backwards: Attractive people can afford to be batshiat insane, so the occasionally are.


i think you might be onto something. good looking kids are probably more spoiled...skewing their expectations...hmmmm
 
2012-11-29 02:15:43 AM  

Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine


Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.

Otherwise, yeah, try to lie as best you can about where you work, and always have an excuse for why you can't go to your place. I always pretend to have a wife or girlfriend (the bonus is that only gets them hotter, knowing thinking she's stealing it).

Farkettes, you might view this post as crass, but the thing is, real life has taught me these defenses. I hate to come off sounding like a jerk, but the fact is that all men have or will eventually stick their dick in crazy. We need to put together a handy guide for it.
 
2012-11-29 02:20:32 AM  

Swedgin: Mugato:
...
Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached

A trick I've never learned.

No shiat. My penis seems to be an infallible sociopath detector.


only took me 48 years to stop DATING THE BROKEN ONES
they still look attractive but I KNOW that if I am attracted, that there must be something wrong with them, I look a little harder and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY
 
2012-11-29 02:28:16 AM  

Lsherm: More importantly, this is the kind of crazy you can see even if you want to fark a chick. What the hell is wrong with you?


she hid this from him until 3 weeks ...
plus when you get into the details
date 1 - everyone is on best behavior
date 2 - movie and dinner - you talk about the movie
date 3 - making the 2 backed monster
date 4 - everyone is on best behavior because you still want to repeat date 3

3 weeks later you start getting into reality ...
FFS

I have been told that I share too much information, too early. Should wait 3 weeks.
But others are not sharing until months later .... WTF
 
2012-11-29 02:28:30 AM  

clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


Yes. Yes. Yes.

My ex-fiancee was remarkably hot. She looked like a cross between Reese Witherspoon and a young Cybil Shepherd. She turned heads and farked like a rabbit.

Plus she had a master's degree and a serious overlap in literature, music and movies. My family adored her and my mom and sister started making wedding plans shortly after they met her.

Things were good. When she was sober. She is an angry drunk. One night she got blitzed then got in a fistfight with a neighbor (who was totally nice and rational.) I managed to get that plead down from a misdemeanor to a violation. And I got her off the bottle for a few months. But she started drinking again and took it out on me. The Night of the Flying Plates was when I realized that it was over. I barely managed to get out, uninjured, through a window and spent the night in a nearby park.

Tried to get her into inpatient rehab, but she was having none of that. So I left.

Too bad, because it was a good time for the first few years.
 
2012-11-29 02:33:29 AM  
There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.

His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.

He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".
 
2012-11-29 02:39:39 AM  
My fling with crazy was a gorgeous, 5' 10" Swedish gal. We met in a bar, went out to dinner the next night. Asked what she wanted for dessert and she replied, "You." I shoulda known right then.

OK, I did. But it was my turn for crazy.

We had break-the-bed sex, then snuggled. She was nattering about her family when a hunch prompted me to ask, "How old were you when your father started abusing you?" She started crying and asked how I knew. I just did.

Turned out she was an ex-hooker, had a coke habit, and was a mean drunk. I remember a Heineken bottle passing by my ear to break against the wall.

But Gott damn, that gal loved to fark! Got me into my first threesome, with an equally tall brunette lesbian. There were a couple of foursomes, as well. Crazy is contagious.

Lasted about six months. Then she said some "old friends" were making life in Denver difficult for her. She had a job offer as a horse trainer in Arizona. So I drove her in a U-Haul truck to Flagstaff and flew home.

Drank heavily in strip clubs for a couple of weeks and then I was over her and crazy.

That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)
 
2012-11-29 02:48:28 AM  

SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.

His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.

He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".


ROFL .... it is ALWAYS the other persons fault ...
 
2012-11-29 03:07:08 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: My fling with crazy was a gorgeous, 5' 10" Swedish gal. We met in a bar, went out to dinner the next night. Asked what she wanted for dessert and she replied, "You." I shoulda known right then.

OK, I did. But it was my turn for crazy.

We had break-the-bed sex, then snuggled. She was nattering about her family when a hunch prompted me to ask, "How old were you when your father started abusing you?" She started crying and asked how I knew. I just did.

Turned out she was an ex-hooker, had a coke habit, and was a mean drunk. I remember a Heineken bottle passing by my ear to break against the wall.

But Gott damn, that gal loved to fark! Got me into my first threesome, with an equally tall brunette lesbian. There were a couple of foursomes, as well. Crazy is contagious.

Lasted about six months. Then she said some "old friends" were making life in Denver difficult for her. She had a job offer as a horse trainer in Arizona. So I drove her in a U-Haul truck to Flagstaff and flew home.

Drank heavily in strip clubs for a couple of weeks and then I was over her and crazy.

That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)


God I hate humble bragging.
 
2012-11-29 03:08:18 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)


That's the best part. Whenever you're stuck without an internet connection, or just in the shower and need to, uh, [insert jerk off euphemism], you can just recall all the Crazy you've had. It doesn't work that way for women you've actually loved and cared for with every fiber of your being. For some reason, it's just the Crazy that still turns you on after all this time.

My ex-fiancee is one the hottest women in three states, but recalling her doesn't turn me on. But that one girl in the stockroom of a bar who harassed me for months afterward does.
 
2012-11-29 06:20:58 AM  

dickfreckle: Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.


Google Voice.
 
2012-11-29 07:34:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?


Dude, don't judge me.
 
2012-11-29 07:36:40 AM  
i94.photobucket.com

Somehow I think this cant all just be "Acting".
 
2012-11-29 07:39:53 AM  

Mugato: Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?


My husband used to believe that -- dated a string of batshiat redheads and was even married a batshiat brunette for 12 years. Then he got tired of wearing the red cape and the "S" on his chest and cleaning up whatever crazy mess these women created for themselves and/or him.

He and I have been together for nearly 4 years now and he regularly thanks me for being sane and functional in *addition* to being awesome in other ways.

It is possible to find a woman who is awesome and sane, but you have to first believe it is possible and then refuse to lower the bar for anything less than having both in one person.

Oh, and make sure you're bringing "sane and awesome" to the table yourself so that you can attract a compatible female.
 
2012-11-29 07:39:53 AM  
2damnfunny.com

So this about sums it up then?
 
2012-11-29 07:40:37 AM  

SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too. Don't let the crazy stick his dick in you. I almost ended up married to the guy. "Thankfully" things went south before the wedding. The fun part is that after he got out of jail for what he did, he expected me to "get over it" and we'd get back together.

His crazy was apparently hereditary. His mother flipped her wig after he got arrested. Got barred from the court room by the judge for her crazy. Broke passed security and got arrested for coming into court the next day.

He moved to CA a few years after jail and ended up killing himself in a DWI..... with two 16 year old girls in the car with him. His mom blamed me for the whole "defamation" campaign and all police officers were under my "control".


Beat me to it...so, THIS.

/leave my bad boys out of RL, these days
 
2012-11-29 07:41:00 AM  

tshauk: Somehow I think this cant all just be "Acting".


I couldn't agree more.
 
2012-11-29 07:42:04 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby. 

[timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]


/wow, crazy story, bro
//just had a woman yell at me for zoning out after work, dinking around on the 'net and watching sports, instead of talking to her about my day (a day in which nothing of consequence happened)
///why, yes, I am married


Have you seen overly attached girlfriend outside her crazy face videos? She can hide in my bushes any day!
 
2012-11-29 07:45:24 AM  

NewportBarGuy: The sex is worth it.


Until the half-hour crying spell when it's finished.

SpaceyCat: There are crazy guys out there too.

((snip))

Sounds like a couple of the winners my SIL dated after I'd started dating my wife. Since my wife is younger, and she was supposed to get married first, SIL went and married one of them. It's not ended. Yet.
 
2012-11-29 07:46:38 AM  
I dated an extremely hot but crazy girl. She told me about all the boyfriends who cheated on her and I just couldn't understand how someone could treat such a beautiful and sweet woman that way.

It was a week before I figured it out.
 
2012-11-29 07:47:16 AM  
Stick it in her pooper. Women love that, especially as a surprise.
 
2012-11-29 07:50:10 AM  
I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.
 
2012-11-29 07:50:29 AM  

dickfreckle:
Farkettes, you might view this post as crass, but the thing is, real life has taught me these defenses. I hate to come off sounding like a jerk, but the fact is that all men have or will eventually stick their dick in crazy. We need to put together a handy guide for it.


Well, it's a little crass, but mostly I'm just puzzled -- given that you know how much trouble The Crazy is, have you considered investing a little more time and effort in seeking out Sane, Functional, and Smokin' Hot?

Because it really is possible to have it all in one woman -- you just have to believe that and then actively seek it out, and make sure you've sorted through your own issues so that, when you find her, she'll recognize you as her "perfect match."
 
2012-11-29 07:52:58 AM  
Ahh, the chick that was in the looney bin on 3 separate occasions. Still miss her, sometimes.

And my theory always was:
Hot
Sane
Smart

Pick two out of three. Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?
 
2012-11-29 07:54:16 AM  

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


can I have her number?
 
2012-11-29 07:54:25 AM  

1.bp.blogspot.com
HI GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

 
2012-11-29 07:56:02 AM  
My ex-gf is Puerto Rican and bi-polar. The sex was amazing, dodging the knives she threw at me was not.
 
2012-11-29 07:56:13 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


We cant help we all know all the episodes to Diff'rent Strokes and 8 Is Enough by heart.
 
2012-11-29 07:58:48 AM  
Last night between 11:35pm and midnight this woman
-called Wendy's to order a large veggie-and-bubble-gum Stromboli for delivery
-wrote an inspiring and uplifting thank you (for not laughing at me) note to her iPhone5, complete with on-the-spot witty one liner
-laughed
-cried
-attempted suicide
-was talked down from suicide by her shower curtain
-called McDonald's to order a large veggie-and-bubble-gum Stromboli for delivery
lasthairmodels.com
and every single one of us would nail that crazy crazy butt
 
2012-11-29 07:59:12 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


I can't speak for the others, but the site has been around for quite a while, so alot of us were younguns like you when we first started here?
 
2012-11-29 08:00:31 AM  

PACMANCoW: Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?


Perhaps I still have too much childish idealism but I hate this attitude. It's incredibly callous to another human being who hasn't wronged me in any way.

My viewpoint may come partially from sharing an apt with a friend of mine for over 2 years now after he and his wife got divorced because some other guy was farking her while my friend was at home with their infant child. I like to think that this incident only reinforced my belief, and didn't craft it.
 
2012-11-29 08:00:39 AM  

namatad:

ROFL .... it is ALWAYS the other persons fault ...


Well, yeah. That is a key characteristic of all personality disorders -- highly externalized locus of self-control (i.e. "It's not me! It's him/her/them!")

If you have a choice between a sweetly neurotic person who always blames themselves for stuff and a personality-disordered person who always blames anything and anyone but themselves for whatever is wrong in their lives, GO WITH THE NEUROTIC PERSON.

It's relatively easy to fix neurotic self-blame with a little cognitive therapy and a few tools to use on the home front.

It's nearly impossible to fix a personality disorder, even if the person commits to 5 years of weekly therapy, and even if they do get better, it's generally understood that PD people are given to backsliding...or even regressing. Not sure why but those neural pathways seem to be deeply carved and particularly difficult to redirect.
 
2012-11-29 08:02:37 AM  
As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.
 
2012-11-29 08:04:10 AM  

alwaysjaded: SarahDiddle: alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters

But did you get laid?

No. That was supposed to be the night but it's really hard to get in the mood when you can hear your dick screaming frantically.

The worst part is she is the clerk of the regional dispatcher for the Northwest of my job. I have to tread carefully or else I'll never work again at any jobs near the Pacific Northwest. Really wish I would have followed the rule of dating co-workers.

She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.


That's where I went from, "That sucks, man," to, "You're a dumbass."


/Almost stuck my dick in crazy a few times.
//Luckily I'm very suspicious of strangers and my fight-or-flight response kicks in early enough.
 
2012-11-29 08:04:57 AM  

JackieRabbit: As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.


F*ck that

Stick your dick in all the crazy you want, just don't give them your real name.
 
2012-11-29 08:06:27 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.
 
2012-11-29 08:06:50 AM  
I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.
 
2012-11-29 08:09:26 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


It's because of GeezerFark. You only get an invite when you hit 40. If you think TotalFark is cool you can't imagine what GeezerFark is like.

/You haven't had crazy until you've had GILF crazy.
//Now get off my lawn
 
2012-11-29 08:11:06 AM  

verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.


I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.
 
2012-11-29 08:11:12 AM  

doczoidberg: I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.


And yet, you're still with her.

/The vagina has amazing powers.
 
2012-11-29 08:12:46 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.

I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.


So what's it like looking at your future self?
 
2012-11-29 08:13:13 AM  
A quick tip - If her parents are stubborn ignorant overtly superstitious/religious non-reasoning sex-hating assholes, watch out. After you have the requisite number of kids, she will start showing an inordinate of respect for her parents stupid beliefs and become them.
 
2012-11-29 08:13:59 AM  

doczoidberg: I'm dating a completely sane girl right now, and it is so boring.
I mean, she's TOO normal. Never had a dark, interesting, or original thought in her life.

Not stupid; just bland.


I hear ya, sometimes I think about trying to go back to that crazy girl. It's weird to think about.
 
2012-11-29 08:14:25 AM  
The reason so many people in this particular thread are over 40 is that you don't get the full benefit of hindsight until you're a few miles down the road.
 
2012-11-29 08:19:57 AM  

verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.

I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.

So what's it like looking at your future self?


Well fortunately I have a lot of practice at being a single, bitter, jaded cynic so becoming a seasoned, single, bitter, jaded cynic isn't much of a stretch.

/Not to imply that you in particular are any of those things
//Just a general assessment of Fark
 
2012-11-29 08:20:46 AM  
Seems to me like the article describes more of a Dr. House type than a crazy eyes type.


That is, I want X and fark you if you don't vs. LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!111


/Or, psychopathic narcissists are confident. People like confidence.
//People with BPD are insecure. Insecurity isn't that attractive.
 
2012-11-29 08:21:18 AM  
I find "nice" girls much more attractive. I had friends that went for the "dangerous" types, both male and female....and it always turned out more trouble then it was worth. If it came down to sex it almost always became more of a brain fark, and wasn't even that great. People with issues bring that to bed too. Selfish people are selfish in bed as well. Nice, listening, respecting, being nice...always better in the end
 
2012-11-29 08:22:12 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: verbaltoxin: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.

I guess I'm just ahead of the curve. 24 year old Mechanical Engineering student here and I've been frequenting this site since...probably 18-19? Didn't make an account until recently, just lurked.

So what's it like looking at your future self?

Well fortunately I have a lot of practice at being a single, bitter, jaded cynic so becoming a seasoned, single, bitter, jaded cynic isn't much of a stretch.

/Not to imply that you in particular are any of those things
//Just a general assessment of Fark


I'm actually closer to your age. I'm not an engineer either, but damn if the IT dudes and engineers don't make up a significant portion of Fark's user base. And every one of them bitter old farts.
 
2012-11-29 08:22:59 AM  
In university I made the mistake of dating women who did interesting things: The championship fencer, the geneticist, the much-older faculty member, the equestrian, the pilot, the divorced law student, the ahhhctress, the guitarist in the band ... all of them nuttier than squirrel farts.

It wasn't until much later that I realized what I was looking for wasn't someone who did interesting things, but who was interesting. Not someone who was accomplished, but someone who was kind.

In the end, I got all that and more, but not before a lot of pointy, jagged and surprisingly heavy things were hurled in my general direction.
 
2012-11-29 08:23:43 AM  

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.

I recently was dating this girl for about 3 weeks. Very hot and really nice. On our last date, we were having drinks and near the end of the date, she reveals....

--she's 28 and been married 4 times, neither one lasting longer than a month
--a cutter
--carries an urn in her purse with her dead dog's ashes
--when she gets to heaven, she will become a fairy
--still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.
--then told me she was in love with me after 4 dates and wants me to help raise said baby.

I've encountered crazy before but never on that level. It was surreal.

/ I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


Nope, you win.
 
2012-11-29 08:24:02 AM  
Mugato

Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?


Depends on the girl, on both counts.

A friend had a crush at 25 on a woman. Who he later found out made homemade cocaine. The hard way. She pulled a Law & Order and called in a diversion by planting cocaine in his car then leaving the state and her 4 and 5 year old behind.

Apparently the police were "moving in", which as it turns out they weren't. Until she tried to frame the poor guy.

It was lucky for the poor guy that the judge has known him for several years, and threw the case against him out by giving his own testimony in defense. Added to her long history of being such a psycho that one night stands didn't always stick around to complete the bang up job, said friend/poor guy got off free.

Lord knows where she is. And he can keep that knowledge.
 
2012-11-29 08:24:56 AM  

Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine


Where the hell were you in '84? jeeze
 
2012-11-29 08:26:18 AM  
Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!
 
2012-11-29 08:30:26 AM  

alwaysjaded: / I swear to FSM that all of this is true.
// I'm sure others will have better encounters


Sounds more like deep seated self-image and attachment problems than narcissistic psychopathy.

/Oh, and you should have been getting the feeling something was wrong well before she dropped the "love me bomb" on you.
//Not that I would have cared at 24, of course, but you shoulda known
 
2012-11-29 08:30:30 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: /The vagina has amazing powers.


Vaginomancy!
 
2012-11-29 08:30:58 AM  

special20: Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!


I didn't realize Real Dolls could move.
 
2012-11-29 08:33:19 AM  

verbaltoxin: special20: Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!

I didn't realize Real Dolls could move.


Sure, kid. You're funny and have a lot of potential. Keep up the good work, you'll go far.
 
2012-11-29 08:33:43 AM  
So, this is apparently the thread where I'm apparently supposed to reminisce about the fantastically hot but religious girl that I dated for a year in grad school, who then dumped me when I decided I wasn't religious anymore? Who then spent the next 2-3 years alternately shunning me for being evil, or trying very hard to befriend me again so that she could save my soul, but crying whenever I disagreed with her about anything? Who, whenever I'd finally had enough and broke off contact would eventually find some sort of excuse to get me to talk to her again?

...and who, despite the fact that I'm completely aware that she's terrible for me and has other major issues, I would probably still take back (temporarily) if she caught me drunk, because she's fantastically hot and I'm not having much luck with women these days?

Yeah, like I'd confess to something stupid like that.
 
2012-11-29 08:34:59 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: We had break-the-bed sex, then snuggled. She was nattering about her family when a hunch prompted me to ask, "How old were you when your father started abusing you?" She started crying and asked how I knew. I just did.


Nice choice of pillow talk.
 
2012-11-29 08:35:34 AM  
as I get older and I make my immediate surroundings more comfortable
I truly don't have to fark insane.
And have less patience for stupid.

wow, maybe I should fark her
*fap*
Or maybe just sit in my leather chair with a glass of wine, pet my unpoisoned dog and watch my big-ass TV

ahhhhhhhhhh
 
2012-11-29 08:36:12 AM  
The dark triad score was positively correlated with their "dressed-up" attractiveness - a finding that mirrors previous findings....People with dark personalities seem to be better at making themselves physically appealing.\

OK, so...

www.codinghorror.com

Confirmed.
 
2012-11-29 08:36:47 AM  

special20: verbaltoxin: special20: Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!

I didn't realize Real Dolls could move.

Sure, kid. You're funny and have a lot of potential. Keep up the good work, you'll go far.


That's a lot of words for, "I got nothin'."
 
2012-11-29 08:37:34 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: JackieRabbit: As with most psychological studies --- well, duh!

There's only one rule, guys: never stick your dick in crazy. The sex is not worth the trouble. No, it isn't. I made this mistake once in high school. It was good to learn the lesson so young. Never again.

F*ck that

Stick your dick in all the crazy you want, just don't give them your real name.


Learn the rule! Your master plan needs rethinking. Crazy != Stupid. Most crazy chicks are rather bright and resourceful. She'll figure out your real name, where you work, where you live, etc. It's quite easy.
 
2012-11-29 08:37:40 AM  
This article described my ex down to the micrometer in precision.
 
2012-11-29 08:40:23 AM  
arts.blogs.pressdemocrat.com

"Hey, happy three week anniversa- I'M CRAAAAAZY!"
 
2012-11-29 08:41:27 AM  
Who you know you should date:
media.ed.edmunds-media.com
Practical, reliable, affordable

Who you want to date:
imageonthefly.autodatadirect.com
Jaw dropping good looks, will get you in places you wouldn't be able to otherwise, completely unobtainable with you current job

Who you end up when you try to date who you want to date:
3.bp.blogspot.com
Suspiciously obtainable, fun for a while, probably won't get better the longer you let it go on
 
2012-11-29 08:43:55 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Lsherm: I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime.

Yeah, this is why I'm still single. Women invariably pull some shiat like this with me, and I walk away before it gets serious. I have yet to meet a lesbian who wasn't crazy, addicted, or in recovery. I know there are some out there, but I've yet to meet one.


Like attracts like....ldo
 
2012-11-29 08:44:07 AM  
No pictures of Halle Berry?
 
2012-11-29 08:45:42 AM  
Vague and convoluted study is....
 
2012-11-29 08:47:39 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?


Eat?
 
2012-11-29 08:48:12 AM  

special20: Here's a summary of this thread so far: Humble brag, or cry for help - you decide.

...so I'm doin her from behind, and she reaches over to her night stand and adjusts the lighting so I can see myself penetrating her that much better. Considerate, right?

It's a trap!


Oh I'm totally humble bragging

She is so f*cking hot. That level of hot where meatheads want to beat you up at the bar because they think she'll f*ck them then

Ugh, I wish she wasn't so crazy
 
2012-11-29 08:48:15 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?


Mr. Coffee Nerves: Because someone bundled up in a flannel nightgown talking about organizing our charitable donations receipts so we're ahead of the game before tax time just doesn't get the reptilian adrenaline pump working like the chick wearing only your bowling trophy screaming she loves you while trying to get a poorly-maintained chainsaw started as she clings to the hood of your speeding car with her other hand?


Wat?
 
2012-11-29 08:49:38 AM  
What "BATshiat insane" females might look like:

24.media.tumblr.com 

/hot
 
2012-11-29 08:54:02 AM  
It's self reinforcing, apparently I'm attractive, and also some kind of crazy. Heavy trust issues, so women give me a shot then realize they have no way to understand a good majority of anything I'm saying/how to break down my barriers, and so they dip, further compounding my already abysmal confidence and self esteem. This gives the next woman that tries an even further crushed individual..

i don't try anymore, and generally ignore women besides on a platonic level.
 
2012-11-29 08:54:17 AM  
Well I guess I understand where my skillzwith the ladiez come from now
 
2012-11-29 08:56:29 AM  
Wow. So much "this" with a lot of the previous posts. I've met a who hot/crazies

1. Worked in my building, we hung out three times (Never spent a dime on her) after the third we were supposed to go to her work party but at the last minute she cancelled saying the party wasn't happening because a supervisor's family had passed (not true). Then two weeks later she said she thought she was pregnant, but later via text said she'll pray the kid away... somehing she said she'd done before.

2. Showed some signs of being crazy the night we hung out and she wanted to spend the night, I knew if she did it would be trouble. I told her no and she went nuts, told me off, kept throwing her jacket at me. I got her to leave, but it took her a few minutes to figure out how to get out of my neighborhood (which makes it hard to fine my place too - bonus).

3. Had a third who double dips and fingered all the food on the first date. She was rude to the waiter and pychotic. I wish I knew that before I went out. I bailed on the date. Never done that before.

I have more
 
2012-11-29 09:02:27 AM  
This is the thread where we talk about crazy chicks? Cool, I'm in...

So about a year ago I was talking to a girl from match.com. Right in the first line of her profile she admitted to be "a little bit crazy" so I mostly messaged her out of naive curiosity. After only exchanging a few messages with her she was telling me how I sounded like such a sweet and cool guy and asking about when we were going to meet. I soon discovered that if I didn't reply to her email within say, a half hour, she would send me a follow up email. And then another email after an hour. And then a third after a few hours. Then a fourth after a day. I managed to go an entire weekend without hearing from her and I thought I was in the clear, then she sent me a few... revealing... pictures to get my attention. Since I'm a guy and she's an attractive woman, her plan did work. I was really tempted to meet her in person just because I assumed she would give me a fark I'd never forget, but I was afraid of what dangers the figurative Pandora's box would bring into my life.

After a few more emails I learned she was a divorcee (mind you she was only 24) and she wanted to have a bunch of kids, I think it was something like 5 at a minimum. Eventually my lack of replying must have caused her to give up or she met a guy who was more into crazy than I am, but the emails stopped.

Well, mostly stopped. After not hearing from her for a couple months I randomly got an email from her asking what type of web development I did. She wanted to save the world and needed a website to front her project. Yeah... no.
 
2012-11-29 09:02:36 AM  

me_onthenet: What "BATshiat insane" females might look like:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x669] 

/hot


Yeah, harley quin usually get my motor going. Damn (bless) the crazies.
 
2012-11-29 09:02:45 AM  

theewhiterhino: dustman81: Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two

truer words have never been spoken.


I've heard the choices as:
Hot
Intelligent
Sane

But I guess we all have different standards
 
2012-11-29 09:03:13 AM  

L.D. Ablo: My ex-fiancee was remarkably hot. She looked like a cross between Reese Witherspoon and a young Cybil Shepherd. She turned heads and farked like a rabbit. Things were good. When she was sober. She is an angry drunk.


Wow, you've described my ex almost exactly. Except I was married before I found out just how crazy crazy could get. And we lived together for a year prior to getting hitched! Mine ended up with the guys in the white coats with the butterfly nets coming to take her away for a little vacation in the ward, and all on Christmas Eve. That was a fun holiday, lemme tell ya.

But hot damn, she could swallow the schlong just like the kielbasa gal from the Howard Stern flick.
 
2012-11-29 09:04:34 AM  
There are lots of crazy ugly people but nobody dates them. The crazy beautiful people don't think they need to change because they can always get dates. The reason why as you get older there seems to be more crazy people is because the non-crazy already found someone.
 
2012-11-29 09:05:13 AM  
You see there's one universal truth in this. People are crazy. Every damned one of us. The differences of course are in the type and level of crazy. The trick, and one which I have yet to master, is finding the right type and level of crazy.

High levels of crazy, especially daddy issue crazy in women, tends towards towards toe curling, eyes rolled back, hanging on for dear life amazing bedroom time. Sadly it also tends to make them do shiat like call you during morning formation to scream at you over the phone because you left the toilet seat up. Or while you're away for training she drains your joint bank account the day after payday, or calling your command up while you're on deployment saying that because she sprained her ankle she can't take care of your kid so they need to send you back. Or worse yet, while you're on deployment she goes out clubbing leaving your less than a year old child at home with no babysitter.

The lesson in this? Don't stick your dick in crazy without protection, and if you do, don't automatically go and get married. And make sure you check in on the kid to make sure they're alright.

/yes I ended up with custody
 
2012-11-29 09:06:13 AM  

clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.



Yep.

I did this intentionally a few years ago. All of the signs were there, and I went for it anyway. Three months of drama, misunderstandings and the best sex ever ensued. Every time I think "Hey, it wasn't so bad...I should call her " I remember the time I was woken up out of a dead sleep on a Tuesday at 3am because she was yelling outside my bedroom window and what happened after that.
 
2012-11-29 09:09:25 AM  
While the main focus of this thread has transmogrified into bro tales and old dog advice, itseems the main point of the article is overlooked. The study suggsts a relationship between physical attractiveness and the so- called dark personality triad. But what it seems to suggest to me is how easily it us to fall into the veneer of image at the expense of the real, facade instead of structure. I think this is cultural. Note they say the "dressed down" versions didnt elicit the same responses. This is the reason businessmen and women wear "power" suits and we all get dressed up to impress...to create at least an apparition, a spectre of competence, confidence, and character. The problem grows when the character one plays becomes confused with the character one has...or doesnt. in our culture we hold these types...both the physically attractive and ego-driven...as models of success, when upon closer inspection they are like the jaguar in mad men: looks great but doesnt run. Or: What sells is the can, not the soup.
 
2012-11-29 09:09:33 AM  
If there's a .005% chance she cuts your balls off while you sleep, the sex is 50% hotter
 
2012-11-29 09:10:11 AM  
once dated a chick who claimed to be a lesbian vampire. Had a coffin with a see-through window in it as her coffee table. Knew I was getting into crazy but she had an Atari 2600 hook up to a 50" big screen she would let me play with all day long while bring me cookies.

/Sex in the coffin was pretty awesome as well
 
2012-11-29 09:11:08 AM  
On your 2nd date when she walks over to the dresser and opens a box to show you "baby", and it's a .357, tell me a shot of adrenaline won't make you side glance for the quickest exit. The window is a considered option. 40 years ago and I still remember.
 
2012-11-29 09:11:13 AM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: While the main focus of this thread has transmogrified into bro tales and old dog advice, itseems the main point of the article is overlooked. The study suggsts a relationship between physical attractiveness and the so- called dark personality triad. But what it seems to suggest to me is how easily it us to fall into the veneer of image at the expense of the real, facade instead of structure. I think this is cultural. Note they say the "dressed down" versions didnt elicit the same responses. This is the reason businessmen and women wear "power" suits and we all get dressed up to impress...to create at least an apparition, a spectre of competence, confidence, and character. The problem grows when the character one plays becomes confused with the character one has...or doesnt. in our culture we hold these types...both the physically attractive and ego-driven...as models of success, when upon closer inspection they are like the jaguar in mad men: looks great but doesnt run. Or: What sells is the can, not the soup.


Whatever, hippy. We date crazy because of tig-ass bitties.

/and motorboating
//roadhead helps
 
2012-11-29 09:11:34 AM  
Unrepressed Memory

Oh yeah... This is so great! You're so hard! This is nothing like Greg. He was a guy I met in the library. We tried to do it in the stair well but he couldn't get it up. So we went back to the dorm and he put my panties on it seemed to work. He could come like three or four times in a row like that.

Now Steve likes this (yeah. we're still doing it) . But he cried a lot so I had to mommy him. Do you want me to mommy you? No? Okay. But we should try it sometimes.

Dave wanted to put it in my pooper. Do you think that makes him gay? It's feels like a BM going backwards (laughing). But his peener was pretty tiny. I mean, if he got it up and walked in to a wall, he'd hurt his nose first.

Yes. Yes! Yes! Wow. You know who else could make me come like that? Frank. He could just touch me and I'd lose it. I probably miss Frank the most. He was a good, generous lover. Never took no for an answer, if you get my drift.

(nothing I am doing now counts as sex. It's more like completing a contract)

That feels nice. Do you want me to wiggle around? Safir liked it when a wiggled my a$$. He'd scream in Farsi and call me his love camel. Another one that like the back door but he also visited the main entrance too. I guess that doesn't make him gay, right?

I'll take it on the boobs but no where else. You gotta set your limits. You know how many guys wanted to stick that thing in my mouth? Lots! Eww. Gross! I'm not saying I don't like it, but want a little more attention than just getting pushed to my knees and looking at that. I mean, it's cool if there's like two guys you just met and you just want to see their faces when you do something like that. But when you're serious, like we are, there have to be limits.

Are we done? Oh. That was nice. You're one of the best, for sure.


And what I should have said...

I have to tell you. I am an alien from the planet Nexxus 5. We name and number our planets because we have a whole bunch of them. I was sent here to have sex with an Earth female. You were chosen from all the others, so that must be something. I will be returning to my home planet now. I'll release this Earth male's body and wipe his memory on the way out. He won't know you after tonight. Sorry.

Oh and if I knocked you up, Nexxus women usually have litters of 200 offsprings. Yeah. Two hundred kids. The birthing usually takes a couple of months. If you don't want 200 kids, you'd better do something about it, like right now. Well, I've gotta catch the 11:10 UFO. It's been swell. Nanoo. Nanoo. 

/well, I'm off to the psychiatrist. And by psychiatrist, I mean bartender.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:27 AM  

fyrewede: Mugato: Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?

My husband used to believe that -- dated a string of batshiat redheads and was even married a batshiat brunette for 12 years. Then he got tired of wearing the red cape and the "S" on his chest and cleaning up whatever crazy mess these women created for themselves and/or him.

He and I have been together for nearly 4 years now and he regularly thanks me for being sane and functional in *addition* to being awesome in other ways.

It is possible to find a woman who is awesome and sane, but you have to first believe it is possible and then refuse to lower the bar for anything less than having both in one person.

Oh, and

make sure you're bringing "sane and awesome" to the table yourself so that you can attract a compatible female.

Nicely worded advice...Thanks.
 
2012-11-29 09:17:09 AM  
i.chzbgr.com

/I have to do this? You guys are slipping
 
2012-11-29 09:19:06 AM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: My fling with crazy was a gorgeous, 5' 10" Swedish gal. We met in a bar, went out to dinner the next night. Asked what she wanted for dessert and she replied, "You." I shoulda known right then.

OK, I did. But it was my turn for crazy.

We had break-the-bed sex, then snuggled. She was nattering about her family when a hunch prompted me to ask, "How old were you when your father started abusing you?" She started crying and asked how I knew. I just did.

Turned out she was an ex-hooker, had a coke habit, and was a mean drunk. I remember a Heineken bottle passing by my ear to break against the wall.

But Gott damn, that gal loved to fark! Got me into my first threesome, with an equally tall brunette lesbian. There were a couple of foursomes, as well. Crazy is contagious.

Lasted about six months. Then she said some "old friends" were making life in Denver difficult for her. She had a job offer as a horse trainer in Arizona. So I drove her in a U-Haul truck to Flagstaff and flew home.

Drank heavily in strip clubs for a couple of weeks and then I was over her and crazy.

That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)

God I hate humble bragging.


I lived in Flag 20 years ago. That town has its share of crazies so she'd fit right in.

/Dated only slightly crazy at the time.
 
2012-11-29 09:20:59 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.


In internet terms, it's a pretty old site. And it hasn't gotten unpopular or passe in that time. And, for whatever reason, a lot of the people just haven't left. Hell, I think I got an account after lurking for at least a year or so. I can't think of any other site that I still visit from 2001 or before. So I guess we've aged with the site...
 
2012-11-29 09:22:12 AM  

ronaprhys: Whatever, hippy. We date crazy because of tig-ass bitties.

/and motorboating
//roadhead helps


Duly noted. Perhaps i should have said "whats sells are the jugs instead of the milk." Forgive me, i need to be at my drum circle in 26 minutes.
 
2012-11-29 09:23:55 AM  

dickfreckle: BarkingUnicorn: That was over 20 years ago and I'm still getting the weirdest boner. :-)

That's the best part. Whenever you're stuck without an internet connection, or just in the shower and need to, uh, [insert jerk off euphemism], you can just recall all the Crazy you've had. It doesn't work that way for women you've actually loved and cared for with every fiber of your being. For some reason, it's just the Crazy that still turns you on after all this time.

My ex-fiancee is one the hottest women in three states, but recalling her doesn't turn me on. But that one girl in the stockroom of a bar who harassed me for months afterward does.


The truth in your post is uncanny. *This* should be studied by scientists.
 
2012-11-29 09:24:54 AM  
Have I said I love chocolate cake yet? I love it.

/love it
 
2012-11-29 09:26:54 AM  

Mangoose: clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.

Hell. Sometimes not understanding is better. I don't know what it feels like to strap a car battery to my nuts while body builders bash my knees with metal rods but I'm willing to accept that it hurts. I don't really want to know how badly it hurts


That's using the cerebral cortex to make a decision as opposed to the basic "reptile brain."

You have to find JUST the right mix of crazy to get a keeper. Too much crazy and she mind as well be in a padded cell. Too little crazy and it is like dating a pose-able statue that says uninteresting things.
 
2012-11-29 09:29:10 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: So, this is apparently the thread where I'm apparently supposed to reminisce about the fantastically hot but religious girl that I dated for a year in grad school, who then dumped me when I decided I wasn't religious anymore? Who then spent the next 2-3 years alternately shunning me for being evil, or trying very hard to befriend me again so that she could save my soul, but crying whenever I disagreed with her about anything? Who, whenever I'd finally had enough and broke off contact would eventually find some sort of excuse to get me to talk to her again?

...and who, despite the fact that I'm completely aware that she's terrible for me and has other major issues, I would probably still take back (temporarily) if she caught me drunk, because she's fantastically hot and I'm not having much luck with women these days?

Yeah, like I'd confess to something stupid like that.


Sounds like you need to git right wit Christ!
 
2012-11-29 09:35:55 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: So, this is apparently the thread where I'm apparently supposed to reminisce about the fantastically hot but religious girl that I dated for a year in grad school, who then dumped me when I decided I wasn't religious anymore? Who then spent the next 2-3 years alternately shunning me for being evil, or trying very hard to befriend me again so that she could save my soul, but crying whenever I disagreed with her about anything? Who, whenever I'd finally had enough and broke off contact would eventually find some sort of excuse to get me to talk to her again?

...and who, despite the fact that I'm completely aware that she's terrible for me and has other major issues, I would probably still take back (temporarily) if she caught me drunk, because she's fantastically hot and I'm not having much luck with women these days?

Yeah, like I'd confess to something stupid like that.


Welcome to the club, my friend. We have coffee and pastries over there. It's a cash bar, though.

/recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me
 
2012-11-29 09:39:09 AM  

dustman81: Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two


No, no. It's:

- attractive
- interesting
- sane

You'll never get 3/3. The luckiest sometimes get 2/3.
 
2012-11-29 09:46:54 AM  
Because we all grew up with Harley Quinn in our lives and SHE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!
Us GUYS just need to strive to be as out there as the Joker and we would all be happy together.
 
2012-11-29 09:46:55 AM  
gnarld.com
 
2012-11-29 09:49:51 AM  
And yet, the crazy ones are still star players in my spank bank.
 
2012-11-29 09:51:02 AM  

alwaysjaded: Timely article. I'll have to read it later since I can't seem to pull it up.


Eh don't worry about it, this is all you are going to get out of it.

Strangers rate the attractiveness of these people that have dark personalities higher when they are in their own clothing.
People don't rate them higher when they are dressed in gray sweat pants and a t-shirt, remove any makeup, and pull hair back in a pony tail.

"this suggests that narcissists are more skilled at carrying and presenting themselves in a way that immediately impresses others." What? Who'da thunk that a narcissist is very confident?!
 
2012-11-29 09:53:07 AM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: While the main focus of this thread has transmogrified into bro tales and old dog advice, itseems the main point of the article is overlooked. The study suggsts a relationship between physical attractiveness and the so- called dark personality triad. But what it seems to suggest to me is how easily it us to fall into the veneer of image at the expense of the real, facade instead of structure. I think this is cultural. Note they say the "dressed down" versions didnt elicit the same responses. This is the reason businessmen and women wear "power" suits and we all get dressed up to impress...to create at least an apparition, a spectre of competence, confidence, and character. The problem grows when the character one plays becomes confused with the character one has...or doesnt. in our culture we hold these types...both the physically attractive and ego-driven...as models of success, when upon closer inspection they are like the jaguar in mad men: looks great but doesnt run. Or: What sells is the can, not the soup.


apparition or spectre? to me that is ghost-like, non-existent. the suit and tie, high heels & make-up games adults play reminds me more of a veneer, a hard surface that one may buy into depending on how well we sell our masquerade. it is illusion but with greater depth.

re: "What sells is the can, not the soup" is true; that pretty eye-catching label may get the product off the shelf and into the shopping cart. But the time worn adage 'the proof is in the pudding' comes to mind. In the long run, are you going to stick with that soup, or never buy (or recommend) that brand again?

some of TFA i feel may be summed up by the old saying about the forbidden fruit, i forget how it goes but you know what i mean.

youth or lack of life experience can excuse dating the disturbed. as for those who have been there, done that and go back again because they think they like that amusement park ride, i pity such fools. there is something seriously wrong with anyone who will willingly take advantage of a mentally ill individual.
 
2012-11-29 10:00:16 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: You see there's one universal truth in this. People are crazy. Every damned one of us. The differences of course are in the type and level of crazy. The trick, and one which I have yet to master, is finding the right type and level of crazy.

High levels of crazy, especially daddy issue crazy in women, tends towards towards toe curling, eyes rolled back, hanging on for dear life amazing bedroom time. Sadly it also tends to make them do shiat like call you during morning formation to scream at you over the phone because you left the toilet seat up. Or while you're away for training she drains your joint bank account the day after payday, or calling your command up while you're on deployment saying that because she sprained her ankle she can't take care of your kid so they need to send you back. Or worse yet, while you're on deployment she goes out clubbing leaving your less than a year old child at home with no babysitter.

The lesson in this? Don't stick your dick in crazy without protection, and if you do, don't automatically go and get married. And make sure you check in on the kid to make sure they're alright.

/yes I ended up with custody


That goes way beyond Daddy issues. I'm guessing that behavior heads into the realm of low IQ combined with sociopath like traits. And your post reminds me, I haven't talked to my kids about sex lately and my older one was just at a retreat where there was, apparently, an awful lot of smooching going on.

I don't know how effective my talks are. I think I'm sending mixed messages. They tend to go kind of like this: "Wait until you are married at age 30 or so. If you don't wait, use two kinds of birth control, two kinds because birth control can fail. Don't have sex if you can't take care of a baby because birth control can fail. Don't judge others who have an abortion, but know I will be disappointed if either of you choose that route because birth control that's why. Never, never have sex with anyone you think will be a bad parent. It doesn't matter how great the person seems otherwise. If you have sex with a person you know will be a bad father or mother, the birth control will fail. I don't know why, but it will."

They're still kind of young. I'm wondering how old they ought to be before I share the stories that have been related to me by others such as tales of antibiotics that negated the oral contraceptives and tattered condoms.
 
2012-11-29 10:00:30 AM  
ok, I am batshiat insane. I am. I'm sure of it. and Im reading this thread and going- but, ive never done that..... Ive never done that.... Ive never done that....
 
2012-11-29 10:02:52 AM  
I'll just leave this here:

ct.fra.bz
 
2012-11-29 10:06:37 AM  
The real problem is that bat shiat girls are usaully the best actors. They prey on horny fools. They catch one sometimes. One sure caught me.

I found a good lawyer though and this thread is quite the appropriate one for me today because this afternoon with any luck.......well I'd rather you pray for me when I get cancer and since I already have had cancer, just cross your fingers....
 
2012-11-29 10:11:45 AM  
Whoa, you guys have dated some crazy, dangerous chicks!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm a crazy chick myself. But I've been to a couple of counselors and their opinion was I'm a sane person who grew up in a crazy family. That'll mess you up and make you very cautious of relationships as I am and always have been.
 
2012-11-29 10:12:08 AM  
I read this article in a high-pitched female voice crying on my shoulder.
 
2012-11-29 10:13:11 AM  
KrispyKritter:

apparition or spectre? to me that is ghost-like, non-existent. the suit and tie, high heels & make-up games adults play reminds me more of a veneer, a hard surface that one may buy into depending on how well we sell our masquerade. it is illusion but with greater depth.

re: "What sells is the can, not the soup" is true; that pretty eye-catching label may
get the product off the shelf and into the shopping cart. But the time worn adage 'the proof is in the pudding' comes to mind. In the long run, are you going to stick with that soup, or never buy (or recommend) that brand again?

some of TFA i feel may be summed up by the old saying about the forbidden fruit, i forget how it goes but you know what i mean.

youth or lack of life experience can excuse dating the disturbed. as for those who have been there, done that and go back again because they think they like that amusement park ride, i pity such fools. there is something seriously ...

I used apparation and spectre because both suggest visibility, which is the first sensory input we get...unless they are stinky spectres. If we dare to encounter and are able to touch, the hand goes right through. The latter may be more metaphorical, but i think you catch my drift.

In light of recet events, i think of mrs. Kelley, involved in the petraeus "scandal." mind you, i dont know her personally, and i may be succumbing to the media presentation of her,but she seems to typify this kind. Attractive, amiable, and assured on the surface, but ingratiating and manipulative in practice in order to maintain the appearance. Fake cancer charity to support her own luxury? Some people need wigs as a medical necessity. Hers was for the halloween.
 
2012-11-29 10:14:27 AM  
Sorry, formatting fail.
 
2012-11-29 10:15:58 AM  

Lunaville: That goes way beyond Daddy issues. I'm guessing that behavior heads into the realm of low IQ combined with sociopath like traits


No, actually she was fairly intelligent, and quite street smart, but yeah, there were some definite sociopathic and psychopathic traits that I kind of ignored in favor of the crazy sex and because I was in love at the time. I've actually found that many of the "crazy" types tend to be at least somewhat intelligent, at least enough to keep the crazy hidden and keep themselves out of jail.
 
2012-11-29 10:20:37 AM  
TFA: "People with dark personalities seem to be better at making themselves physically appealing."

whoa whoa whoa: people who obsess over their appearance and put more time and effort into making themselves look the best they possibly can, are generally *better* at it than the people who don't give a flying shiat or spend all of 5 minutes a day at it?

I can't wait for the follow-up study that tells us that, in general, practice is positively correlated with performance in *any farking activity*.

/ someone deserves a high-five for getting paid for this shiat
// and a cock-punch for persisting some notion that the personality traits, not the practice and effort, deliver the results
 
2012-11-29 10:20:44 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Lunaville: That goes way beyond Daddy issues. I'm guessing that behavior heads into the realm of low IQ combined with sociopath like traits

No, actually she was fairly intelligent, and quite street smart, but yeah, there were some definite sociopathic and psychopathic traits that I kind of ignored in favor of the crazy sex and because I was in love at the time. I've actually found that many of the "crazy" types tend to be at least somewhat intelligent, at least enough to keep the crazy hidden and keep themselves out of jail.


I'm just thinking in terms of leaving an infant unattended like that. That act was both cruel and unintelligent. But I know even the most intelligent among us have our stupid moments. Maybe that was hers.
 
2012-11-29 10:22:15 AM  
Ah, crazy chicks... nothing quite like near death experiences to make you appreciate life.
 
2012-11-29 10:23:08 AM  
The stories posted here should be evidence enough that you never, never, never stick your dick in crazy. Unless you're nailing a drunk slut in the men's room at the bar or on the hood of your car in the parking log, you keep it in your pants until you have had enough time to determine, beyond a doubt, that she is sane.

Ladies, this goes for you, too. Because crazy men can end you your being DEAD.
 
2012-11-29 10:24:16 AM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: While the main focus of this thread has transmogrified into bro tales and old dog advice, itseems the main point of the article is overlooked. The study suggsts a relationship between physical attractiveness and the so- called dark personality triad. But what it seems to suggest to me is how easily it us to fall into the veneer of image at the expense of the real, facade instead of structure. I think this is cultural. Note they say the "dressed down" versions didnt elicit the same responses. This is the reason businessmen and women wear "power" suits and we all get dressed up to impress...to create at least an apparition, a spectre of competence, confidence, and character. The problem grows when the character one plays becomes confused with the character one has...or doesnt. in our culture we hold these types...both the physically attractive and ego-driven...as models of success, when upon closer inspection they are like the jaguar in mad men: looks great but doesnt run. Or: What sells is the can, not the soup.


================

Yes.

What I've never been able to understand is how manipulative, lying, scheming people can consistently pull the wool over the eyes of other people....often for decades.

Example: How a Vietnam War draft dodger like, Rush Limbaugh, can have any credibility at all as a hawk. Millions of people worship the guy, and love him for pounding the war drums.

A mechanical engineer I know personally is another example. The "engineer" in question is one of the most incompetent people I've ever encountered.....we're talking about an engineer who literally can't start a lawn mower. This guy constantly talks himself up and will never miss an opportunity to let you know that you are in the presence of pure genius. He takes credit for the work of other people, and will blame his own (numerous) screw ups on other people. Not only does he manage to keep his job, I've seen dozens of competent, well qualified engineers get laid-off why this turd stays.
 
2012-11-29 10:28:57 AM  

Lunaville: Dingleberry Dickwad: Lunaville: That goes way beyond Daddy issues. I'm guessing that behavior heads into the realm of low IQ combined with sociopath like traits

No, actually she was fairly intelligent, and quite street smart, but yeah, there were some definite sociopathic and psychopathic traits that I kind of ignored in favor of the crazy sex and because I was in love at the time. I've actually found that many of the "crazy" types tend to be at least somewhat intelligent, at least enough to keep the crazy hidden and keep themselves out of jail.

I'm just thinking in terms of leaving an infant unattended like that. That act was both cruel and unintelligent. But I know even the most intelligent among us have our stupid moments. Maybe that was hers.


Well she did a number of other things I won't go into here that would qualify as stupid, but I will say that the majority of them basically come back to being selfish/self centered. She was ALWAYS the priority in any decision she made after she started being unable to hide the crazy. Everything she did that was off the wall insane had some form of rationalization that boiled down to "I needed to do it or I'd lose it!" or "I was afraid I'd beat the hell out of him so I needed to go unwind." "I needed some me time".
 
2012-11-29 10:32:23 AM  

KawaiiNot: Whoa, you guys have dated some crazy, dangerous chicks!


As a Mom, this thread is scaring the goober beans out of me. There is at least one person on this thread who mentioned being burned by a person he was seeing. I don't want my kids to date the people described in this thread.

In the 90's I knew all of one guy who consistently dated women like the ones described in this thread. I always thought it was just him. Bless his heart, he was a 16 year old guitar player carrying a fake ID that let him perform in clubs with his older band mates. About once a month they performed in front of crowds ranging between 500 and 1200 people. After the show, he would stroll into the women's bathroom to pick out who he was spending the night with. He had a terrible habit of proposing complete with handing out rings. I think he may have averaged a fiance a month. He was beaten, punched, burned, cut. That poor child was possibly the worst judge of character I have ever met. I never realized how much other people, who are not handing out engagement rings like so many crackerjack prizes, have to worry about crazy people.
 
2012-11-29 10:34:12 AM  

alwaysjaded: She hides it really well. I had no idea what I was getting into.


I think she broke up with you in a very creative manner.
 
2012-11-29 10:41:49 AM  
Oh - I thought this was an article about my ex-wife ...

/leaving now
 
2012-11-29 10:46:14 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: PACMANCoW: Single doesn't matter. Just because theres a goalie doesn't mean you cant score, amiright?

Perhaps I still have too much childish idealism but I hate this attitude. It's incredibly callous to another human being who hasn't wronged me in any way.

My viewpoint may come partially from sharing an apt with a friend of mine for over 2 years now after he and his wife got divorced because some other guy was farking her while my friend was at home with their infant child. I like to think that this incident only reinforced my belief, and didn't craft it.


Don't forget, some men will kill you over it. There is that aspect. And the men that might... tend to end up with the crazy whores that would sleep with someone else while they are married. So that's double-dipping on the probabilities.
 
2012-11-29 10:47:49 AM  
Hey now, there's lots of talk about crazy biatches in this thread. Guys can be just as crazy. I was seeing this guy and we drunkenly hooked up. He wanted to date me, but I wasn't looking for a relationship. We had a talk and I told him to keep looking until he found somebody he wanted to be with. Of course we could keep farking in the meantime. He said he was okay with that, but then the craziness started. He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.

/the sex really was great
//but really who screws up a FWB
///yay slashies!!!!
 
2012-11-29 10:47:57 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: If there's a .005% chance she cuts your balls off while you sleep, the sex is 50% hotter


provided, of course, she's "intelligent"
 
2012-11-29 10:49:28 AM  

H31N0US: I think she broke up with you in a very creative manner.


Mine called 911, told the cops I choked her for 10 secs, dug my nail into her neck around her trachea and yanked forward in an attempt to slam her head off the steering wheel. I woke up to a call from my sergeant that the cops had been trying to find me all night. Cop believed it even though there was no evidence a few minutes after the supposed attack. She said she did it to put me in jail so that I would hate her since she still loved me and couldn't break up with me.

She flew to the other side of the states to marry her high school sweetheart. He is in the Army and was about to be shipped out to the desert, some of his buddies had already been killed in a previous deployment and she saw a wonderful opportunity. She was hoping that he would be killed in action so she could make off with the life insurance, he put her in the will.
 
2012-11-29 10:50:21 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Perhaps I still have too much childish idealism but I hate this attitude. It's incredibly callous to another human being who hasn't wronged me in any way.

My viewpoint may come partially from sharing an apt with a friend of mine for over 2 years now after he and his wife got divorced because some other guy was farking her while my friend was at home with their infant child. I like to think that this incident only reinforced my belief, and didn't craft it.


Odd, I don't think I know you... She sounds a bit like my ex wife.
 
2012-11-29 10:52:01 AM  
All women are crazy, just to varying degrees.

If you think we can be horrible to men, you should see how we treat each other.

/I'm a chick and I approve this message.
//hates working in an office full of estrogen.
 
2012-11-29 10:58:17 AM  

farkin_noob: After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide.


Call the bluff, threatening with self inflicted harm is a control tactic. Don't take pity on anyone that is trying that in a relationship.
 
2012-11-29 11:00:41 AM  

Tenatra: H31N0US: I think she broke up with you in a very creative manner.

Mine called 911, told the cops I choked her for 10 secs, dug my nail into her neck around her trachea and yanked forward in an attempt to slam her head off the steering wheel. I woke up to a call from my sergeant that the cops had been trying to find me all night. Cop believed it even though there was no evidence a few minutes after the supposed attack. She said she did it to put me in jail so that I would hate her since she still loved me and couldn't break up with me.

She flew to the other side of the states to marry her high school sweetheart. He is in the Army and was about to be shipped out to the desert, some of his buddies had already been killed in a previous deployment and she saw a wonderful opportunity. She was hoping that he would be killed in action so she could make off with the life insurance, he put her in the will.


You and Dingle have prompted a memory from my freshman year of college. I had a history class in which I was the only female and the only civilian. The instructor was a female colonel. One day, just before break for winter holidays, she gave a speech that began "Do not go home and blow the money you've saved from your pay on some tart that will cheat on you and send you a Dear John letter while you are deployed to a combat zone. Instead, donate money to ...." It sounds cruel, but I laughed myself silly at the reaction. The color drained out of my classmates faces. A couple of them swooned and nearly fell out of their desks. I got so cracked up the professor started laughing too and had to take a moment to regain her composure before she could finish her pitch.

She put up the name and address of an organization I'd never heard of before: The American Friends Service Committee. Now, when people ask "What brought you to the Quakers?" I enjoy answering "military school".
 
2012-11-29 11:01:45 AM  
It's not our fault that we got hooked on charm, given our societal training, but we need to get past it. Abusers tend to be charming. Sociopaths tend to be charming. People with personality disorders tend to be charming. Con artists tend to be charming. Users tend to be charming. -Lundy Bancroft: Link

Just throwing this out there....
 
2012-11-29 11:02:43 AM  

Tenatra: farkin_noob: After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide.

Call the bluff, threatening with self inflicted harm is a control tactic. Don't take pity on anyone that is trying that in a relationship.


I did call his bluff that's why he's in a looney bin. We met at a bar and had known each other a barely month before he went all psycho.

/don't hook up with other regulars at your favorite bar.
 
2012-11-29 11:03:38 AM  

verbaltoxin: Fark is like the online Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, so it naturally draws out a lot of older users, especially crusty, jaded, thrice-divorced IT engineers.


You're way off. I've only been married twice.
 
2012-11-29 11:07:08 AM  
I guess I've been lucky. Since High School I've known if a really hot chick bangs you right away that she has issues. So have fun, but tell her you already have a girlfriend, even if you do. Once I was banging two hot crazy chicks in different high schools (one went to mine and one went to an adjacent HS). The one from "out of town" already had a boyfriend but she was into strange, I guess. One day I got tired of sneaking around, and told them both about each other. Obviously the one who had a boyfriend didn't care too much. The one at my HS didn't care since the other one went to a different HS and she didn't have to deal with it. That went on for a few weeks (an eternity when you are 17) and eventually the one with a BF kind of pulled back for fear of getting busted, and I got tired of the one at my HS showing up at my classes having a crisis about something that happened years ago...yes, Daddy was involved.

I have a daughter now and I swear to fsm I will not fark her up.
 
2012-11-29 11:09:43 AM  

hurdboy: Sounds like a couple of the winners my SIL dated after I'd started dating my wife. Since my wife is younger, and she was supposed to get married first, SIL went and married one of them. It's not ended. Yet.


dafuq?
 
2012-11-29 11:11:52 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: It's not our fault that we got hooked on charm, given our societal training, but we need to get past it. Abusers tend to be charming. Sociopaths tend to be charming. People with personality disorders tend to be charming. Con artists tend to be charming. Users tend to be charming. -Lundy Bancroft: Link

Just throwing this out there....


So true, many of the smarter crazies I've met or dated were quite charming, and were quite good at manipulation.
 
2012-11-29 11:16:57 AM  

Lunaville: KawaiiNot: Whoa, you guys have dated some crazy, dangerous chicks!

As a Mom, this thread is scaring the goober beans out of me. There is at least one person on this thread who mentioned being burned by a person he was seeing. I don't want my kids to date the people described in this thread.

In the 90's I knew all of one guy who consistently dated women like the ones described in this thread. I always thought it was just him. Bless his heart, he was a 16 year old guitar player carrying a fake ID that let him perform in clubs with his older band mates. About once a month they performed in front of crowds ranging between 500 and 1200 people. After the show, he would stroll into the women's bathroom to pick out who he was spending the night with. He had a terrible habit of proposing complete with handing out rings. I think he may have averaged a fiance a month. He was beaten, punched, burned, cut. That poor child was possibly the worst judge of character I have ever met. I never realized how much other people, who are not handing out engagement rings like so many crackerjack prizes, have to worry about crazy people.


As a lot of men openly admitted on here, men love crazy chicks because they are not boring. If you have sons you'll probably be horrified at some of the gals they end up dating.

I have pretty good anti-crazy guy radar so I've only ever once been fool enough to be in a long term relationship with a nutter. Lesson learned! Even then my experiences were no where as crazy as what I am reading in a lot of these posts!

/Never stabbed, burned a man, threw things at his head, injured his penis, cheated, stole his money, made drugs, believed I was a fairy, or neglected my kids...I guess I'm quite a catch!
 
2012-11-29 11:17:02 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: A quick tip - If her parents are stubborn ignorant overtly superstitious/religious non-reasoning sex-hating assholes, watch out. After you have the requisite number of kids, she will start showing an inordinate of respect for her parents stupid beliefs and become them.


THIS. UGH!!!!!!
 
2012-11-29 11:22:50 AM  

Head_Shot: Day_Old_Dutchie: A quick tip - If her parents are stubborn ignorant overtly superstitious/religious non-reasoning sex-hating assholes, watch out. After you have the requisite number of kids, she will start showing an inordinate of respect for her parents stupid beliefs and become them.

THIS. UGH!!!!!!


One crazy girl I dated, her parents didn't have her immunized for religious reasons. They were chiropractors. Should of been farking red flags, but I was 17. Gaddamnit.

And it goes without saying she was the best and most insatiable in bed of the bunch so far.
 
2012-11-29 11:27:38 AM  
I've had three ex-Jehovas Witnesses girlfriends. Didn't know it at the time each time. I seem to attract them. Talk about crazy.
 
2012-11-29 11:28:34 AM  

ringersol: TFA: "People with dark personalities seem to be better at making themselves physically appealing."

whoa whoa whoa: people who obsess over their appearance and put more time and effort into making themselves look the best they possibly can, are generally *better* at it than the people who don't give a flying shiat or spend all of 5 minutes a day at it?

I can't wait for the follow-up study that tells us that, in general, practice is positively correlated with performance in *any farking activity*.

/ someone deserves a high-five for getting paid for this shiat
// and a cock-punch for persisting some notion that the personality traits, not the practice and effort, deliver the results


Reading comprehension fail.

TFA found that people who (according to self and peers) have narcissistic and sociopathic traits will also tend to be significantly better able and willing to improve their appearance using makeup, clothing, hairstyle, and other visual aspects. With obvious implications.
 
2012-11-29 11:30:50 AM  

doglover: Because they're animals in bed.

It's like nothing any sane person ever did.


It really is that simple.
 
2012-11-29 11:32:35 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Last night between 11:35pm and midnight this woman
-called Wendy's to order a large veggie-and-bubble-gum Stromboli for delivery
-wrote an inspiring and uplifting thank you (for not laughing at me) note to her iPhone5, complete with on-the-spot witty one liner
-laughed
-cried
-attempted suicide
-was talked down from suicide by her shower curtain
-called McDonald's to order a large veggie-and-bubble-gum Stromboli for delivery
[lasthairmodels.com image 307x500]
and every single one of us would nail that crazy crazy butt


I wouldn't touch that with a stolen dick.
 
2012-11-29 11:35:06 AM  
It's pretty obvious: crazy is hot, because if it wasn't, it wouldn't reproduce. Every crazy person is the pinnacle of generations of crazy being honed to enough hotness that someone will succumb long enough to conceive.
 
2012-11-29 11:40:05 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: No, actually she was fairly intelligent, and quite street smart, but yeah, there were some definite sociopathic and psychopathic traits that I kind of ignored in favor of the crazy sex and because I was in love at the time. I've actually found that many of the "crazy" types tend to be at least somewhat intelligent, at least enough to keep the crazy hidden and keep themselves out of jail.


Yeah, the woman from my story was simultaneously very educated and well-read (one of the reasons I liked her in the first place,) yet had a strong dislike of rationality. I don't mean that in a "she's dumb" kind of way, or that she made unwise decisions based on emotion (well, she did, but...), I mean that she literally could not stand the idea that there were problems that were better solved by reason and logic than through "instinct" or "heart" or "faith."

When I was first getting to know her, we would talk about themes in Shakespeare or make jokes about molecular biology, so I knew she enjoyed using brain, and considered her to be pretty smart. Towards the end, when we'd argue, though, she'd make arguments that abused easily definable symbolic logic, then burst into tears when I disagreed. For instance, she once attempted to argue that the absence of evidence for God was actually evidence for God, since it proves that he's powerful enough to remain hidden. (She became upset when I countered by discussing elephants painting their toenails red to hide in the strawberry patch.) Another time she literally attempted to use the "Liar Paradox" to argue that "logic" (like, as a discipline) was a flawed means of solving problems. (Having studied symbolic logic, my response, of course, was something along the lines of "Yeah, A iff !A produces a contradiction. Your point?")

They say that smart people are better at coming up with post-hoc rationalizations for irrational choices, but this girl was not one of those people.

/ I'm not trying to make this story about religion, just about really bad argumentation
 
2012-11-29 11:42:23 AM  

dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me


Why did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!
 
2012-11-29 11:49:06 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Unrepressed Memory

Oh yeah... This is so great! You're so hard! This is nothing like Greg. He was a guy I met in the library. We tried to do it in the stair well but he couldn't get it up. So we went back to the dorm and he put my panties on it seemed to work. He could come like three or four times in a row like that.

Now Steve likes this (yeah. we're still doing it) . But he cried a lot so I had to mommy him. Do you want me to mommy you? No? Okay. But we should try it sometimes.

Dave wanted to put it in my pooper. Do you think that makes him gay? It's feels like a BM going backwards (laughing). But his peener was pretty tiny. I mean, if he got it up and walked in to a wall, he'd hurt his nose first.

Yes. Yes! Yes! Wow. You know who else could make me come like that? Frank. He could just touch me and I'd lose it. I probably miss Frank the most. He was a good, generous lover. Never took no for an answer, if you get my drift.

(nothing I am doing now counts as sex. It's more like completing a contract)

That feels nice. Do you want me to wiggle around? Safir liked it when a wiggled my a$$. He'd scream in Farsi and call me his love camel. Another one that like the back door but he also visited the main entrance too. I guess that doesn't make him gay, right?

I'll take it on the boobs but no where else. You gotta set your limits. You know how many guys wanted to stick that thing in my mouth? Lots! Eww. Gross! I'm not saying I don't like it, but want a little more attention than just getting pushed to my knees and looking at that. I mean, it's cool if there's like two guys you just met and you just want to see their faces when you do something like that. But when you're serious, like we are, there have to be limits.

Are we done? Oh. That was nice. You're one of the best, for sure.

And what I should have said...

I have to tell you. I am an alien from the planet Nexxus 5. We name and number our planets because we have a whole bunch of them. I was sent here to have sex with an Earth female. You were chosen from all the others, so that must be something. I will be returning to my home planet now. I'll release this Earth male's body and wipe his memory on the way out. He won't know you after tonight. Sorry.

Oh and if I knocked you up, Nexxus women usually have litters of 200 offsprings. Yeah. Two hundred kids. The birthing usually takes a couple of months. If you don't want 200 kids, you'd better do something about it, like right now. Well, I've gotta catch the 11:10 UFO. It's been swell. Nanoo. Nanoo. 

/well, I'm off to the psychiatrist. And by psychiatrist, I mean bartender.


James Joyce, is that you?
 
2012-11-29 11:55:22 AM  
I love hot crazy women. It's but one of my many vices that will surely kill me someday.
 
2012-11-29 11:56:00 AM  

clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


Ex' best friend got pissed at a guy who didn't call the next day, cornered him in a bar, got him drunk, went home with him, the usual ensued, then as he fell asleep in a drunken stupor she sewed him up in his bedsheets and proceeded to beat him unmercifully with whatever was at hand ... which turned out to be an aluminum bat.

Yes, he was hospitalized.
Yes, she went to jail for a year

Let the Big Head direct the Little Head
 
2012-11-29 11:57:25 AM  
In the 70's I worked in psychiatrics. I also went to college to learn more about the field. This gave me more of an observational perspective when out in my normal life among 'normal' folks.

The article pretty well hits it right on the head, especially the ending.

Coming up through the 60's, during the hippie movement, I noticed that hippie girls and guys were more interesting. They dressed wilder and more colorfully, had more of an exuberant and aggressive attitude and a more open field of thought for the times.

Compared to Joe and Jane Normal, who dressed conservatively, played by the rules, had conservative haircuts, the women wore little makeup and tended to resemble those old images of Pioneer chicks who could kill and gut a pig, chop firewood, lay bricks and all with a baby in one arm.

They'd be called 'sturdy'. Sturdy gets boring. Joe Normal might make a good businessman and husband, but would tend to prefer the missionary position in the bedroom, work at keeping his home like all of the others in his development and he'd never think about tearing apart his car engine in the driveway.

The girl with the bright clothing, flowered headband, easy grin and hip huggers talking equally about civil rights and sex and having no problem with walking up and hugging you in public was more interesting.

The same for the 70's, with the styled hair, the glittery colorful dresses and cloths, the makeup and the basically more fun attitude. Chicks, IMO, in the 70's were HOT!

Goth came into it and I found that interesting. Along came Punk. Equally interesting. When Preppies showed up, I found that boring. The mixed colors and dress got quickly tiring, along with the layered look and the attitude.

It became apparent that people were attracted to these wilder personalities, but in one to one relationships, they expected to be treated more conservatively. A guy could dress and act Goth or Disco, but he better not treat his girl bad or insist on slipping his schlong in every other woman who found him hot. The same, basically, for a woman.

A large percentage of such relationships broke up if the adopted persona carried on into the private lives too deeply. However, few actually regretted having a relationship with a 'wild child' and often considered it and interesting experience. They went on to marry more stabile partners who had a combination of Wild Child and Caring Conservative.

'Normal' by itself was boring. Guys and girls looked boring. They looked 'sturdy'. Many of you have seen those old black and white pictures from the late 1800's where the men and women never smiled, looked a lot like each other and you just knew they spent their days working their arses off and their nights reading the papers or some religious book. A thrill might have been cracking open a bottle of wine on a holiday.

I knew a really cute redhead woman who, in the 70's, married this nice seeming redneck guy. He was a hard worker, could hold his own in a fight and was protective of his lady.

The marriage broke up when he chose to raise pitbulls, and decided to make them mean -- since having big dogs that were good slobs was not the 'manly' way. She caught him tossing kittens over the fence for the dogs to kill, a process he had no problem with.

I think she filed for divorce that week.

'Strange' is often exciting and attractive, but there must be 'secret' good points hidden within. Like that rocker with spiked boots, wrist bands, wild hair, leather cloths and lurid death tattoos and a bad attitude better have a soft heart for kittens and puppies. He or she stands a better chance of a lasting relationship if he or she stops their tour buss to rescue some poor pet stuck on the highway in a rainstorm.

Maybe even, like some famous groups, dropped in at a small hole in the wall bar while traveling for a rest and went on to surprise everyone by performing an impromptu show.

In my time I've been friends with assorted 'Wild Children' but kept things limited when I discovered that their 'act' carried on into their personal life too much. Like, it's a bit disturbing to drop in at a girls home, whom you like a lot, to find she's giving Sympathy Sex to some guy because 'he needed it' and finds nothing wrong.

The article is pretty accurate, but does leave out some of the darker implications which can go on. Like the battered girl friend, 'rescued' by a good guy, who discovers later she's stealing from him and cheating -- simply because by not smacking her around now and then, she didn't respect him.

However, in my relationships, I prefer a bit of the wild child, enjoy them wearing makeup, run like heck from a 'plain Jane' and value loyalty. Like I get a kick out of the mild Goth, but keep at a distance those who cover their bodies with tattoos, live in places that make a dump look clean or festoon themselves with piercings.

BTW. There is some correlation between extensive tattoos combined with extensive piercings (all of which are painful to get) and a decrease in various levels of empathy. The location of the piercings indicate often what form of empathy might be decreased.
 
2012-11-29 12:01:51 PM  
I don't think I've ever stuck my dick in crazy, leading me to suspect that I might be that charming sociopath that many remember with a fond regret after having one too many.

I'm okay with this.
 
2012-11-29 12:02:15 PM  
Does black humor and sarcasm count?

Cause I have a lot of that.
 
2012-11-29 12:05:42 PM  
Breathe Laugh Twitch: "Reading comprehension fail."

Maybe you should have read my post as carefully as you read the article.

Yes, those personality traits induce people who have them to put in more effort.
But it's the putting in of the effort that causes the increased results.
But the study seems to have completely blurred that intermediary; "it was the practice, not the motivation alone, that ultimately gives results".
And in that, they're sweeping under the rug other factors that figure into motivation: career factors/aspirations, level of (sub)cultural expectation, social pressure, etc.

So all we're left with is the damn-near-tautological "narcissists and manipulators spend more time on their appearance. because they spend more time on it, they're better at it than those who do not".
 
2012-11-29 12:09:39 PM  

Rik01: Like that rocker with spiked boots, wrist bands, wild hair, leather cloths and lurid death tattoos and a bad attitude better have a soft heart for kittens and puppies.


You have described two of seven roommates I once lived with. They didn't work. They were frequently drunk. They slept with a different female or two every day. They had to be minded like children. "Wake-up and go look for a job. Take a bath. Don't you see that lightening? Get out of the pool, now."

One day after work, I came walking home from the train station and they were in the neighborhood dumpster frantically searching for something. I thought "Must've run out of booze." I slunk into our place irrationally hoping none of the neighbors realized that I roomed with them. A short while later, they came in stinking like you would not believe, covered in filth, and carrying four kittens.

Someone had tied the kittens in a plastic garbage bag and tossed them in the dumpster. These two guys had heard them and dug through the garbage until they found them. They went on to find a home for each one.
 
2012-11-29 12:10:04 PM  

Lollipop165: Does black humor and sarcasm count?

Cause I have a lot of that.


Absolutely not. Those make you more interesting. Its when girls are posting 5 statuses on facebook a day, or when they try to sack tap you for fun and say that you can't retaliate because that would be abuse, or when they get ridiculously angry at extremely tiny things like falling asleep early, or when threats begin because you forgot a quart of milk at the grocery store... I could go on.

Your enjoyment of dead like me or whatever does not make you crazy.

/don't actually know if that last thing applies to you.
 
2012-11-29 12:11:09 PM  
My nutcase started out pretty normal. Met her in undergrad, dated for a year, sex was fabulous. She was not that bright, but pretty enough and I was young enough to think getting laid regularly was love. A year in she starts going out without me a lot, starting screaming fights, and being secretive. Strangely, the sex actually got better (if angrier), but after a few months I found out I wasn't the only one getting it. Turns out she was raped in high school and had been a serial cheater since; in fact she was dating someone when she started seeing me. A large proportion of our "friends" knew she was a psycho but didn't tell me. I burned a lot of bridges when I found that out and wound up transferring to another school.

Which was fine, because I met my wife a couple of months afterwards.
 
2012-11-29 12:15:25 PM  

gerbilpox: BarkingUnicorn: We had break-the-bed sex, then snuggled. She was nattering about her family when a hunch prompted me to ask, "How old were you when your father started abusing you?" She started crying and asked how I knew. I just did.

Nice choice of pillow talk.


It surprised me too, but something told me that she really wanted to be "understood."

And I was right. The followup sex turned the broken bed into sawdust.
 
2012-11-29 12:17:21 PM  
*Sigh* I have dated 3 crazy chicks yet slept with exactly none. I don't know what the hell it is but I have some sort of internal 'don't sleep with crazy chicks' alarm that wont shut up until I get away. This has led to 3 very short and weird relationships.

But in my experience, if you haven't slept with a crazy chick then the breakup is surprisingly easy. They actually don't get super crazy until you've banged them I guess. They never went full on crazy with me when I was dating them either. The signs were there but I ended things before I had any serious problems. I only know that they were bad news because I got to witness their meltdowns. One even managed to get pregnant not much more than 2 weeks after we separated and then strong armed the guy into proposing to her just 4 months later. I wasn't entirely surprised after some of the stuff she had mentioned to me on the second date.

I still kind of regret not sleeping with them, even after seeing how crazy they were. The second one was all kinds of hot and the third one was super intense. But god dam that girl was just flat out strange.
 
2012-11-29 12:18:53 PM  

thecpt: /don't actually know if that last thing applies to you.


Meh, I know a lot of girls who think my sense of humor is crazy.

I think their lack of humor in dead baby jokes crazy.
 
2012-11-29 12:24:35 PM  
There is a popular novelist (not best-selling, but popular) who I was close friends with back in the 80s, when we were both in high school & college. I loved her as a friend, but she wanted it to be more... and convinced herself that it was. It became very obsessy, and resulted in, well, unpleasant circumstances.

Flash-forward to today: the bad guy in all of her books is a veiled charicature of me.

Oh well. Glad she's making it pay, I guess.


/happily married now, thankfully
 
2012-11-29 12:25:12 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: A quick tip - If her parents are stubborn ignorant overtly superstitious/religious non-reasoning sex-hating assholes, watch out. After you have the requisite number of kids, she will start showing an inordinate of respect for her parents stupid beliefs and become them.


Wise, wise words Day Old.
 
2012-11-29 12:28:38 PM  

Lollipop165: I think their lack of humor in dead baby jokes crazy.


there's nothing funnier than dead baby jokes...

except dead babies in clown costumes.
 
2012-11-29 12:31:32 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me
Why did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!


yeah, you can tell the difference between the guys with psycho exes and the women with psycho exes, can't you? They (mostly) all think it's highly amusing and reminisce about how hot the sex was.

I moved over 100 miles away and I catch my breath if I even see a vehicle like the one he drives. And I left him in 1997. But since we're women, that's all our fault for hooking up with a crazy person.
 
2012-11-29 12:49:34 PM  

tshauk: [i94.photobucket.com image 460x307]

Somehow I think this cant all just be "Acting".


Actually go watch her in Temple Grandin.

It is acting, she is that good.
 
2012-11-29 12:56:29 PM  

cryinoutloud: CapeFearCadaver: dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me
Why did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!

yeah, you can tell the difference between the guys with psycho exes and the women with psycho exes, can't you? They (mostly) all think it's highly amusing and reminisce about how hot the sex was.

I moved over 100 miles away and I catch my breath if I even see a vehicle like the one he drives. And I left him in 1997. But since we're women, that's all our fault for hooking up with a crazy person.


Nah, I wouldn't touch my ex with a stolen dick. Yeah the sex was great, but the worst year or so of my life was a direct result of my not leaving her at the earliest warning signs.
 
2012-11-29 01:01:25 PM  

cryinoutloud: CapeFearCadaver: dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me
Why did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!

yeah, you can tell the difference between the guys with psycho exes and the women with psycho exes, can't you? They (mostly) all think it's highly amusing and reminisce about how hot the sex was.

I moved over 100 miles away and I catch my breath if I even see a vehicle like the one he drives. And I left him in 1997. But since we're women, that's all our fault for hooking up with a crazy person.


Erm, I don't see anyone here assigning blame, and it happens pretty rarely in the threads where you've shared some of the story. The main thing it comes down to is coping techniques and the physiological differences between men and women.

Both of you were most likely much weaker physically than the guy in question, and lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess. Both of these, and any of several other, factors would lead you to be more intimidated by the guys that abused you than men are generally likely to be.
 
2012-11-29 01:05:04 PM  
Like my daddy used to say, "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed"
 
2012-11-29 01:11:39 PM  
meh... my ex is officially a paranoid schizophrenic, I've told my tale enough times in previous threads that i don't feel like repeating it.

Most of you guys got off easy.

The reality is that most people have varying levels of the crazies, both men and women.

Note: she was bad in bed and not really all that attractive, but low self-esteem made me do it.

After I left her, it made me hook up with another woman with similar problems, which I didn't see at the time


/never again, I grew up, learned a lot
/ finally met and married a woman, that even with a bad past, isn't touched by the crazies.
 
2012-11-29 01:15:32 PM  

Zafler: lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess


That exactly what brought the psychosis and beatings.... not caving to him, telling him to get the fark out of my house. If I were weak or submissive everything would have been cool (better), I'm not. I'd still never get in his face, yell or cuss him; though I'd tell him as calmly as possible that it wasn't acceptable, to leave now. That pissed him off to no end.

But yeah, I am much smaller than him. But he is much crazier than the average crazy person, too.

And I think COL was referring to quite a bit of the thrusting of blame to female victims of abuse that a lot of threads around here does produce. Not in this particular thread, but it happens much more than it should.
 
2012-11-29 01:17:29 PM  
You misspelled "promiscuous," submitter.

That's why.
 
2012-11-29 01:22:22 PM  

earthworm2.0: ok, I am batshiat insane. I am. I'm sure of it. and Im reading this thread and going- but, ive never done that..... Ive never done that.... Ive never done that....


same....
 
2012-11-29 01:40:18 PM  

H31N0US: I guess I've been lucky. Since High School I've known if a really hot chick bangs you right away that she has issues. So have fun, but tell her you already have a girlfriend, even if you do. Once I was banging two hot crazy chicks in different high schools (one went to mine and one went to an adjacent HS). The one from "out of town" already had a boyfriend but she was into strange, I guess. One day I got tired of sneaking around, and told them both about each other. Obviously the one who had a boyfriend didn't care too much. The one at my HS didn't care since the other one went to a different HS and she didn't have to deal with it. That went on for a few weeks (an eternity when you are 17) and eventually the one with a BF kind of pulled back for fear of getting busted, and I got tired of the one at my HS showing up at my classes having a crisis about something that happened years ago...yes, Daddy was involved.

I have a daughter now and I swear to fsm I will not fark her up.


Too late.
 
2012-11-29 01:59:38 PM  
I always maintain that the fastest way to discover that ANYONE YOU KNOW is batshiat insane is to start sleeping with them.

ANYONE

ANYONE AT ALL
 
2012-11-29 02:00:21 PM  

Rik01: BTW. There is some correlation between extensive tattoos combined with extensive piercings (all of which are painful to get) and a decrease in various levels of empathy. The location of the piercings indicate often what form of empathy might be decreased


You know it's funny you should say that. During the time shiat started to get bad with my ex wife I'd come home from a training exercise and she'd have a new tattoo, then she started getting piercings. Started with the tongue, then belly button, then nipples (she didn't like those and took em out though) then started all over her face. Two in the lower lip, one in the upper, eyebrow, side of the nose, and of all things septum (the bullring type piercing).
 
2012-11-29 02:10:05 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.

Ex' best friend got pissed at a guy who didn't call the next day, cornered him in a bar, got him drunk, went home with him, the usual ensued, then as he fell asleep in a drunken stupor she sewed him up in his bedsheets and proceeded to beat him unmercifully with whatever was at hand ... which turned out to be an aluminum bat.

Yes, he was hospitalized.
Yes, she went to jail for a year

Let the Big Head direct the Little Head


Holy shiat! That is some weapons grade crazy! Very inventive though. She made a cocoon of pain!
 
2012-11-29 02:10:29 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: dickfreckle: /recently went home with an insane ex-girlfriend because, I swear, she's the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen and, as you mentioned, caught me drunk one night downtown
//she was was remarkably stable this time, but that only means the next time she'll sprout Medusa hair and start throwing iron skillets at me

Why did you do this?! If I see my ex bf I will run, hide, and doubt I will be able to control the trembling for a week. Drunk or not. Good lord, man!


You don't understand the power of the crazy ass. Crazy ass is like lightning in a bottle... Men will risk futures, fortunes, and families to get one last crack at the piece of crazy ass. And you know what? It's worth it.
 
2012-11-29 02:17:36 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You don't understand the power of the crazy ass. Crazy ass is like lightning in a bottle... Men will risk futures, fortunes, and families to get one last crack at the piece of crazy ass. And you know what? It's worth it.


digboston.com
 
2012-11-29 02:34:50 PM  
Since we are sharing crazy chick stories...
Mine was a Latino lady.
We had alot of fun together but things were a little crazy and with her.
The point I knew it was time to get out was the day she told me that we were over unless I hit her.
I was a stunned.
She said that a real man hit his woman to keep her in line and I needed to do a better job of keeping her in line.
I drove her home, opened the door and told her we were done.
Drove away and never looked back.

/One thing I will never do is hit a woman.
//Guess I am old fashioned. Ill join the other old farks in this thread.
 
2012-11-29 03:02:33 PM  

alwaysjaded: --still farks an ex-husband every 3 days. The one who stole $8000 from her and she's flying to California in 2 weeks to bring on Judge Judy (she showed me the paperwork). Not because she still loves him, I was told. Just because she REALLY wants to have his baby cause the baby would be so beautiful.


Ah, I wish this was the way I accidentally read it at first "still farks an imaginary husband every 3 days".
 
2012-11-29 03:37:58 PM  
Any "Success with Fixing Crazy" stories? Not snark, just curious.
 
2012-11-29 04:07:00 PM  

Zafler: Both of you were most likely much weaker physically than the guy in question, and lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess. Both of these, and any of several other, factors would lead you to be more intimidated by the guys that abused you than men are generally likely to be.


On that note....

Reality is... getting a woman with the crazies can be a lot worse.

1) the woman can hit all she wants, people laugh if the guy doesn't "take it" from a girl.
2) the woman can call the cops and make a story up about the guy hitting her... no proof needed, the guy gets arrested.
3) women can go just about anywhere and go to a shelter, men have no support whatsoever
4) woman can put out a sob story and get most people on her side and get the guy in trouble with just about everyone.
5) etc.... you get the point I hope.

/why yes, I speak from experience.
 
2012-11-29 04:09:17 PM  

elchupacabra: Any "Success with Fixing Crazy" stories? Not snark, just curious.


Sure... leaving her, getting custody of the kids, while the judge, the lawyers, the doctors, etc. all acknowledge that she needs hospitalization and medicine... while I moved on and had a much much better life, kinda counts as "fixed the crazies" doesn't it?
 
2012-11-29 04:18:25 PM  

imfallen_angel: Zafler: Both of you were most likely much weaker physically than the guy in question, and lacked the inherent aggressiveness that guys possess. Both of these, and any of several other, factors would lead you to be more intimidated by the guys that abused you than men are generally likely to be.

On that note....

Reality is... getting a woman with the crazies can be a lot worse.

1) the woman can hit all she wants, people laugh if the guy doesn't "take it" from a girl.
2) the woman can call the cops and make a story up about the guy hitting her... no proof needed, the guy gets arrested.
3) women can go just about anywhere and go to a shelter, men have no support whatsoever
4) woman can put out a sob story and get most people on her side and get the guy in trouble with just about everyone.
5) etc.... you get the point I hope.

/why yes, I speak from experience.


Ding ding ding we have a winnar!
Had the added benefit of the chain of command having to get involved, and no one believing that I wasn't guilty as hell. Thankfully the second time the MP's were called it was the neighbors that called and I was in the field while her and the guy she was sleeping around with were arguing in our house. They also found the evidence that she was neglecting our kid that I had tried to tell them before.
 
2012-11-29 04:27:13 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: They also found the evidence that she was neglecting our kid that I had tried to tell them before.


jesus, I hope your kid is okay.

Honestly, police precedence of acknowledgement of abuse hierarchy should be kid>woman>man for obvious reasons. Work that ladder and stop til there is evidence. If none work backwards, thus fulfilling their obligations of serving AND protecting.
 
2012-11-29 04:32:26 PM  

imfallen_angel: elchupacabra: Any "Success with Fixing Crazy" stories? Not snark, just curious.

Sure... leaving her, getting custody of the kids, while the judge, the lawyers, the doctors, etc. all acknowledge that she needs hospitalization and medicine... while I moved on and had a much much better life, kinda counts as "fixed the crazies" doesn't it?


Nice. I guess that works :p

Was more curious to see if anyone got a "crazy" to settle down a bit or if that's a lifetime problem.

/Not for personal use -- mine's not crazy. Much ;)
 
2012-11-29 04:39:50 PM  

thecpt: Dingleberry Dickwad: They also found the evidence that she was neglecting our kid that I had tried to tell them before.

jesus, I hope your kid is okay.

Honestly, police precedence of acknowledgement of abuse hierarchy should be kid>woman>man for obvious reasons. Work that ladder and stop til there is evidence. If none work backwards, thus fulfilling their obligations of serving AND protecting.


MP's seem to be a whole different animal, the short version is the service member is likely guilty so get them out of the way first. It also didn't help that the neglect I tried to tell them about wasn't as apparent the time they picked me up because I was the one taking care of him. The time they got called while I was in the field on the other hand...

And yeah, he's fine. I got custody without even a token fight on her part. Thankfully he doesn't seem to remember any of that time period since he was so young.
 
2012-11-29 04:46:33 PM  

imfallen_angel: Reality is... getting a woman with the crazies can be a lot worse.


This isn't a competition. My best friend, a guy, had the craziest of the craziest girlfriend that I had ever been around. He dealt with all manner of false accusations, beatings himself, multiple property damage spanning years and this chick stalking and jumping his following two girlfriends after her. He could have beaten the absolute shiat out of her if he were that type of man. But, he's smart. He recorded shiat, he let his neighbors, friends, co-workers, etc. know and they witnessed/recorded shiat. He never spend a night in jail, because he always had proof and multiple calls to the PD to verify himself.

I appreciate your use of the bold there. Though please understand, especially in the case of COL and myself, our exes were much larger than us, had demeaned us to a point of practically no return, had tried to kill us, had almost succeeded in killing us; because they are able to break doors down, they are able to get to you faster than you can run to your gun, they are able to overpower us and are more than willing to overpower us unlike my best friend. His psycho and our psychos are the same but for one small difference: size.

BTW, I spend oodles of time at my local domestic violence shelter. There were plenty of men there. Not as many as there were women but probably about 25% the amount. The services are for the abused. Period. I'm going to go point by point, because... yeah:

1) the woman can hit all she wants, people laugh if the guy doesn't "take it" from a girl.

I've seen this, and it's ridiculous. Most of this is societal, and most of it coming from other men. Again, it's bullshiat.

2) the woman can call the cops and make a story up about the guy hitting her... no proof needed, the guy gets arrested.

Maybe my city's different, but I've never seen this. My best friend's girl called the cops on him so many times he doesn't even know the number. Never once was he arrested. In my own case, I refused to press charges against my abuser because I knew that that would set him off even further. It's the 'don't poke the bear' complex'. I had to wait until a moment that the cops themselves were able to press charges against him. And systematically collect evidence in the meantime. Try to stay alive.

3) women can go just about anywhere and go to a shelter, men have no support whatsoever

Not true, see above.

4) woman can put out a sob story and get most people on her side and get the guy in trouble with just about everyone.

Again, not true. That depends on the individual's charm level. Be they male or female. Again, this is not a competition. I had many mutual friends doubt me, when I had x-rays, pictures, witnesses, emails, text messages, sound recordings, etc. Yet somehow, no one doubted my best friend. Anecdotal, for sure, but...

5) etc.... you get the point I hope.

I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.
 
2012-11-29 05:05:25 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.


It's nice that every now and then, even on Fark, there are people who speak like this about serious subjects like abuse. I'm glad that not everyone does it, because, seriously, how boring would that be? It's good though to get a quick, occasional reminder amid all the snark and shenanigans that the world is a real place with real consequences beyond the computer screen, even here at Fark. Thanks for you post.

Now, more crazy hot ex stories please!!!
 
2012-11-29 05:12:54 PM  

farkin_noob: Hey now, there's lots of talk about crazy biatches in this thread. Guys can be just as crazy. I was seeing this guy and we drunkenly hooked up. He wanted to date me, but I wasn't looking for a relationship. We had a talk and I told him to keep looking until he found somebody he wanted to be with. Of course we could keep farking in the meantime. He said he was okay with that, but then the craziness started. He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.

/the sex really was great
//but really who screws up a FWB
///yay slashies!!!!


Are you currently drinking whiskey?
 
2012-11-29 05:21:09 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.


Sorry to hear your story. I think society has this type of trouble because both men and women have lost natural respect for each other. Pathetic men like from your story attack women if they happen to see a physical or mental weakness (whether it actually exists or not). The dark side of women is to consider men as giant children worthy of mind-control. Sometimes, either of these attitudes can slip into the abuse realm whenever people lose respect for each other and let the lizard-brain take over.

target="_blank">CapeFearCadaver: I've seen this, and it's ridiculous. Most of this is societal, and most of it coming from other men. Again, it's bullshiat.

I just gotta pick at your nice contradiction here, though...if it was just coming from men, it wouldn't be societal. A lot comes from women too - in the form of a man only being attractive to women if they are tough and stoic.

Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.

I don't think it's fair to use qualifiers like "most". You're trying to argue about this not being a male vs female competition, which I agree with. Just don't sneak in little tidbits like the above that actually do turn it into a competition. It's passive aggressive and irritating.
 
2012-11-29 05:21:52 PM  

I read fark for the pics: farkin_noob: Hey now, there's lots of talk about crazy biatches in this thread. Guys can be just as crazy. I was seeing this guy and we drunkenly hooked up. He wanted to date me, but I wasn't looking for a relationship. We had a talk and I told him to keep looking until he found somebody he wanted to be with. Of course we could keep farking in the meantime. He said he was okay with that, but then the craziness started. He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.

/the sex really was great
//but really who screws up a FWB
///yay slashies!!!!

Are you currently drinking whiskey?


Hey, you lay off. Echo deserved to be number one.
 
2012-11-29 05:30:27 PM  

torusXL: Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.


I don't usually quote myself but...

farkin_noob: He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.


What do we have here!

I gotta say I'm shaking my head here because he had a sweet setup "You can fark me until you find someone to marry!". Sounds like a great deal to me, but nonethless, you suck monkey tits, farkin_noob.

That guy doesn't sound "crazy" like it's meant in this thread. That was probably clinical depression or something else. The least you coulda done before leaving that situation was tell him to go get help.

But hey what do I know, he was just a weak pansy that was suuuuch a weirdo that he deflated her girl-boner, so she got pissed and now she's spreading gossip about how crazy he was.
 
2012-11-29 05:34:30 PM  

torusXL: I just gotta pick at your nice contradiction here, though...if it was just coming from men, it wouldn't be societal. A lot comes from women too - in the form of a man only being attractive to women if they are tough and stoic.

Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.

I don't think it's fair to use qualifiers like "most". You're trying to argue about this not being a male vs female competition, which I agree with. Just don't sneak in little tidbits like the above that actually do turn it into a competition. It's passive aggressive and irritating.


I wasn't trying to be contradictory. From what I have personally seen most of the "man up" has been from men, that's not at all to say that I have not seen women do the same, I've seen that as well. I even stated most of what I had come to was from anecdotal evidence.

Though I did enjoy your telling me I was being passive aggressive when you start using blanket statements about women only being attracted to men who are tough, and always dissing short men or 'nice guys'. I really liked the usage of 'utter disgusted'... really made your point there.

That last paragraph was snarky sarcasm. Don't make the mistake of reading passivity in it.

/I did truly enjoy it, though
 
2012-11-29 05:50:34 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Though I did enjoy your telling me I was being passive aggressive when you start using blanket statements about women only being attracted to men who are tough, and always dissing short men or 'nice guys'. I really liked the usage of 'utter disgusted'... really made your point there.That last paragraph was snarky sarcasm. Don't make the mistake of reading passivity in it./I did truly enjoy it, though


Eh, no. I was saying it in the form of "if->then". If the "man-up" attitude is coming from a woman, then it comes in the form of hating the whiny guys.

I'm a little unsure about how to take "I did truly enjoy it, though", given the whole context of this thread.
 
2012-11-29 06:01:15 PM  

torusXL: That guy doesn't sound "crazy" like it's meant in this thread. That was probably clinical depression or something else. The least you coulda done before leaving that situation was tell him to go get help.


if a girl did that to me I'd be sharing the story here. Imagine, she wants casual sex and he starts crying and saying he wants to plant his seed in her because he NEEDS it or else he'll KILL HIMSELF

fark that. That biatch (man or women) be crazy. Its not because he wasn't masculine and dominant, its because he flipped a shiat.
 
2012-11-29 06:07:26 PM  

torusXL: Eh, no. I was saying it in the form of "if->then". If the "man-up" attitude is coming from a woman, then it comes in the form of hating the whiny guys.


You said I was being passive aggressive by my stating that I've seen that 'most men' are the ones who pull this. I have no idea what goes on in the head of a woman who would. Just like I have no idea what goes on in the head of a man who would. I've seen both first hand and I still don't farking get it, mostly men. But neither do I get men or women treating women (or, anecdotally me) as if they are helpless about defending themselves or getting into/out of an abusive relationship. It's not a farking competition and I don't see how stating that most of what I've seen are the men dissing men who have been a victim of abuse by a woman. I've seen it all, I'm just stating the averages I've personally witnessed.

I'm a little unsure about how to take "I did truly enjoy it, though", given the whole context of this thread.

You called me passive aggressive while being incredibly passive aggressive yourself. I found it amusing. I am on Fark, after all.
 
2012-11-29 06:26:18 PM  

thecpt: if a girl did that to me I'd be sharing the story here. Imagine, she wants casual sex and he starts crying and saying he wants to plant his seed in her because he NEEDS it or else he'll KILL HIMSELFfark that. That biatch (man or women) be crazy. Its not because he wasn't masculine and dominant, its because he flipped a shiat.


I....Huh???

Dude I don't think you understand what I was saying. I sure have no idea wtf this train-wreck is suppose to mean.

CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: Eh, no. I was saying it in the form of "if->then". If the "man-up" attitude is coming from a woman, then it comes in the form of hating the whiny guys.

I have no idea what goes on in the head of a woman who would. Just like I have no idea what goes on in the head of a man who would.
[....words and stuff.....]
I've seen it all, I'm just stating the averages I've personally witnessed.


I was going to troll you about this "I've seen it all". But actually I think you meant to type "I haven't seen it all"?

I'm going with that. I'm the same way, so let's join up our observations. It'll be like Captain Planet. (feel free to have Heart Power if you want, I'm going with fire or earth)

The whole meaning of the if-then thing was to say I wasn't trying to make a blanket statement, I was being accidentally obtuse by not elaborating (sorry, my whole background uses that kind of thinking, and I can get carried away talking that way too). "if-then" logic doesn't talk about numbers. In fact, it "If A->B" might even mean that there are 0 A's out there. (think Venn Diagrams)

CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I'm a little unsure about how to take "I did truly enjoy it, though", given the whole context of this thread.

You called me passive aggressive while being incredibly passive aggressive yourself. I found it amusing. I am on Fark, after all.


*waggles eyebrows*
 
2012-11-29 06:30:18 PM  

I read fark for the pics: farkin_noob: Hey now, there's lots of talk about crazy biatches in this thread. Guys can be just as crazy. I was seeing this guy and we drunkenly hooked up. He wanted to date me, but I wasn't looking for a relationship. We had a talk and I told him to keep looking until he found somebody he wanted to be with. Of course we could keep farking in the meantime. He said he was okay with that, but then the craziness started. He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.

/the sex really was great
//but really who screws up a FWB
///yay slashies!!!!

Are you currently drinking whiskey?


Not yet, but soon. ;-)
 
2012-11-29 06:37:18 PM  

torusXL: torusXL: Have you ever stopped to consider how shiatty the respect is for short men? Those annoying "nice guys"? Whiny men? I've seen so many women just be utterly disgusted at men with these kinds of weak qualities. It's a hidden objectification because it doesn't involve pictures of boobs or something, and sex sells.

I don't usually quote myself but...

farkin_noob: He would ask me to come over for booty and then start crying because he wanted to get married and have babies. After I told him it was over, he started telling everyone about how crazy I was. All the while sending me texts about how much he loves me and misses me. After making it very clear I was never going to see him again, he started threatening suicide. Last I knew he was in the looney bin.

What do we have here!

I gotta say I'm shaking my head here because he had a sweet setup "You can fark me until you find someone to marry!". Sounds like a great deal to me, but nonethless, you suck monkey tits, farkin_noob.

That guy doesn't sound "crazy" like it's meant in this thread. That was probably clinical depression or something else. The least you coulda done before leaving that situation was tell him to go get help.

But hey what do I know, he was just a weak pansy that was suuuuch a weirdo that he deflated her girl-boner, so she got pissed and now she's spreading gossip about how crazy he was.


Ummm...way to jump to conclusions, skippy. He knew the deal going in. I don't want a relationship and told him so. Pressuring somebody into marriage and babies after a month of screwing is a pretty crazy thing to do.

Also, most of my exes are shorter than me.
 
2012-11-29 06:48:20 PM  

torusXL: Dude I don't think you understand what I was saying. I sure have no idea wtf this train-wreck is suppose to mean.


Thats a synopsis and interpretation of her story that you tried to call her out on. Your the one writing down train wrecks. I'm having fun watching them at this point.
 
2012-11-29 06:56:32 PM  

torusXL: I think you meant to type "I haven't seen it all"?


Yes. I miss pertinent words sometimes... still trying to regain my voice after not being allowed to have one. Sorry.

torusXL: I wasn't trying to make a blanket statement, I was being accidentally obtuse


Being accidentally obtuse is not an excuse. A person's presence and initial meaning mean a lot.

torusXL: it "If A->B" might even mean that there are 0 A's out there. (think Venn Diagrams)


I understand this, though you did not express this above in your initial statement. That came across as a blanket statement of a passive aggressive variety. That said, crazy people be crazy, yo.

torusXL: It'll be like Captain Planet. (feel free to have Heart Power if you want, I'm going with fire or earth)


I'm always Fire, biatch.

:p
 
2012-11-29 07:12:15 PM  
And I'm still hoping imfallen_angel reads my response to him.
 
2012-11-29 07:19:00 PM  

thecpt: Thats a synopsis and interpretation of her story that you tried to call her out on. Your the one writing down train wrecks. I'm having fun watching them at this point.


Sweet glad I can give you some entertainment.

farkin_noob: Ummm...way to jump to conclusions, skippy. He knew the deal going in. I don't want a relationship and told him so. Pressuring somebody into marriage and babies after a month of screwing is a pretty crazy thing to do.Also, most of my exes are shorter than me.


Your first problem is that your story is just boring as shiat. Nothing even really bad happened to you. You had a fark buddy for a while and it didn't turn out like you wanted, and now you whine about it to your friends and on the internet.

Yes, you should have left because that was pathetic of him to beg for marriage with tears. But instead of thinking "oh my gawd what's this this guyyyy ew", you should have said to him "I'm leaving, but for farks sake go to a doctor, you're screwed up beyond anything about babies or marriage".

Your exes are shorter than you? Yay you win a prize! But seriously, when I mentioned short guys that wasn't directed at you.

tldr: farkin_noob's story was boring as shiat, even with farkin_noob's attitude "The world revolves around MEEEEE!"

I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.
 
2012-11-29 07:22:58 PM  

torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.


You, you are a piece of shiat.
 
2012-11-29 07:23:58 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Being accidentally obtuse is not an excuse. A person's presence and initial meaning mean a lot.


Yeah well, sue me. My mind wanders non-stop. I'm amazed I can spit out my thoughts in a way that's understandable at all.

CapeFearCadaver: I'm always Fire, biatch.:p


Fiiine, I'll be Earth. That helps me decide which bender I'd be, I couldn't decide between Earth or Fire.
 
2012-11-29 07:26:16 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.

You, you are a piece of shiat.


I'm a piece of shiat because I think it's bad when someone breaks all your stuff?

Interesting.
 
2012-11-29 07:34:46 PM  

torusXL: CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.

You, you are a piece of shiat.

I'm a piece of shiat because I think it's bad when someone breaks all your stuff?

Interesting.


That's what you got from that? Ok, I'll talk to you as if you were a child. It's the way you spoke to her. I simply quoted one horrible quote. Remember how we spoke about your personal impressions on people? That, above, was wrong. You have no right to belittle anyone's suffering, because you do not know her entire story with this guy. You did. Immediately. Therefore, you came across as a piece of shiat. That is on you.
 
2012-11-29 07:35:04 PM  

torusXL: thecpt: Thats a synopsis and interpretation of her story that you tried to call her out on. Your the one writing down train wrecks. I'm having fun watching them at this point.

Sweet glad I can give you some entertainment.

farkin_noob: Ummm...way to jump to conclusions, skippy. He knew the deal going in. I don't want a relationship and told him so. Pressuring somebody into marriage and babies after a month of screwing is a pretty crazy thing to do.Also, most of my exes are shorter than me.

Your first problem is that your story is just boring as shiat. Nothing even really bad happened to you. You had a fark buddy for a while and it didn't turn out like you wanted, and now you whine about it to your friends and on the internet.

Yes, you should have left because that was pathetic of him to beg for marriage with tears. But instead of thinking "oh my gawd what's this this guyyyy ew", you should have said to him "I'm leaving, but for farks sake go to a doctor, you're screwed up beyond anything about babies or marriage".

Your exes are shorter than you? Yay you win a prize! But seriously, when I mentioned short guys that wasn't directed at you.

tldr: farkin_noob's story was boring as shiat, even with farkin_noob's attitude "The world revolves around MEEEEE!"

I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.


You were calling me out about me leaving him because he wasn't manly enough. I left because he freaked out. He ended up in the looney bin because I let his friends deal with his crazy.

If I'm so boring stop responding to me. It sounds like you tried getting a fark buddy to marry you and she left your sorry ass too.

Well you quoted yourself going off about short men when responding to me. I like short guys. Just sayin
 
2012-11-29 07:38:55 PM  

torusXL: Yeah well, sue me. My mind wanders non-stop. I'm amazed I can spit out my thoughts in a way that's understandable at all.


Okay, I'm sorry for the child thing. You're ADHD, aren't you? You're making assumptions without first-hand knowledge which has been presented to you taken into account.
 
2012-11-29 07:39:44 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: That's what you got from that? Ok, I'll talk to you as if you were a child. It's the way you spoke to her. I simply quoted one horrible quote. Remember how we spoke about your personal impressions on people?


farkin_noob: If I'm so boring stop responding to me. It sounds like you tried getting a fark buddy to marry you and she left your sorry ass too.


Nah, my lady is awesome - she's immeasurably less boring than you sound.

Speaking of marriage, I think CapeFearCadaver wants to marry you.
 
2012-11-29 07:41:53 PM  
Okay, I'm sorry for the child thing. You're ADHD, aren't you? You're making assumptions without first-hand knowledge, which has been presented to you, taken into account.

ftfm & y

/missed a couple of commas
 
2012-11-29 07:43:09 PM  

torusXL: CapeFearCadaver: That's what you got from that? Ok, I'll talk to you as if you were a child. It's the way you spoke to her. I simply quoted one horrible quote. Remember how we spoke about your personal impressions on people?

farkin_noob: If I'm so boring stop responding to me. It sounds like you tried getting a fark buddy to marry you and she left your sorry ass too.

Nah, my lady is awesome - she's immeasurably less boring than you sound.

Speaking of marriage, I think CapeFearCadaver wants to marry you.


I'm sure your lady is super attractive and loads of fun. She lives in Canada, right?
 
2012-11-29 07:46:12 PM  

farkin_noob: I'm sure your lady is super attractive and loads of fun. She lives in Canada, right?


Yes, she lives in a house boat on the Hudson Bay. I visit her monthly with my dog sled team.

CapeFearCadaver: Okay, I'm sorry for the child thing. You're ADHD, aren't you? You're making assumptions without first-hand knowledge, which has been presented to you, taken into account.


Well to be honest I'm just poking an anthill here, and getting some good enraged responses. It's fun, you should try it out.
 
2012-11-29 07:49:54 PM  

torusXL: farkin_noob: I'm sure your lady is super attractive and loads of fun. She lives in Canada, right?

Yes, she lives in a house boat on the Hudson Bay. I visit her monthly with my dog sled team.

CapeFearCadaver: Okay, I'm sorry for the child thing. You're ADHD, aren't you? You're making assumptions without first-hand knowledge, which has been presented to you, taken into account.

Well to be honest I'm just poking an anthill here, and getting some good enraged responses. It's fun, you should try it out.


Poking abused women is a really bad idea. You're still a piece of shiat. Sleep well.
 
2012-11-29 07:54:27 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Poking abused women is a really bad idea.


Is that some kind of silly internet threat, or are you summing up some of the stories from the thread?
 
2012-11-29 07:56:58 PM  

torusXL: CapeFearCadaver: Poking abused women is a really bad idea.

Is that some kind of silly internet threat, or are you summing up some of the stories from the thread?


You really are a jackass. I'm bartending a memorial service and that last comment made me lol.
 
2012-11-29 08:07:12 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.

You, you are a piece of shiat.


i.imgur.com

/old meme is old
//but I made it!
///you probably wanted a cookie, but I can't transfer that through fark.
 
2012-11-29 11:40:26 PM  

theewhiterhino: dustman81: Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two

truer words have never been spoken.


What about
Cheap
Fast
Good
?
 
2012-11-30 12:31:25 AM  
\

dustman81: Hot
Single
Sane

Choose two


If you are a charmer then don't even worry about Single. I've taken more then a handful of girls out of relationships, not it doesn't always work out for us but I was able to give them the support and confidence to leave their men. Here are some tips (especially on social media) never talk about sex and such since it is pretty much game over at that point. Talk random nonsense with them and if they seem increasingly interested in chatting with you then you may be getting somewhere, you can test the waters with flirty songs on youtube and see if she plays along and starts sending you any back. Just keep doing more of those until she starts falling for you. Bam! All the girls I've been with have fallen for me by giving them attention. For the ones that were taken, this was attention that they weren't getting from their men anymore - huge ego boost for them.

Disclaimer:
-This doesn't always work, but it was my method for meeting new girls and I made some very good friends on the side
-You could receive some death threats, in my case all of them were empty threats by an ex
-You may need some social engineering skills but you can get that experience as you go

/I don't meet people anymore
//Taken, going on 3 years.
 
2012-11-30 01:29:17 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: I hope you do too. I am very sad that you went through what you did, and I am very happy that you are out of that situation. ,please. This is not a male vs. female competition. Both have the capability of being bat shiat insane and abusive. Don't discount the opposite from you just because you went through it from a different perspective. I certainly haven't.



Not even close to discounting it...

I've seen SOB in my life, which on my previous comment I stated that both sides can have the crazies, and I kinda resent that you believe that it's a "competition" as I'm bringing up differences.

There's a few similarities between the sexes when it come to the crazies, and one is that both can be quite obsessive about getting the other person (stalking and such).

The differences are quite large though.

The crazy guy can overpower and be very physically abusive. Most times these guys act out impulsively.

But the women can manipulate and try not only to cause harm, but try to destroy the guy completely,.. I mean job, family, friends, legal stuff (cops, lawyers) and such...

There is a huge difference is the viciousness.

Not that either is worse, as the violent guy is plain nasty, I'm just saying that a women doesn't want just control like the guy does, she wants the guy to wish for death, to break everything about his life.

What I'll never understand is some of the women that I've known, that were attractive, smart, etc. and yet, went for the ugly abusive guys...

Which is what the article is about, but it still doesn't make sense.

P.S. the laws and power women have over here, are quite different from where you are, from what I've seen, but it does depend on the cops at the situation, but it is as I stated... a false accusation will get the guy instantly arrested, while the woman gets away with a warning. (been there, done that).

And a man would NEVER be allowed in a women's shelter over here.
 
2012-11-30 02:42:07 AM  

imfallen_angel: But the women can manipulate and try not only to cause harm, but try to destroy the guy completely,.. I mean job, family, friends, legal stuff (cops, lawyers) and such...


The problem with this is dealing with it in hindsight, the girl has to live in fear. I lost everything I owned, I was homeless and had nothing to live for during this time, it put me in a very dark place. Given the right opportunity I would have done exactly what she accused me of if not flat out kill her in the process. I thought about doing it every day and I was facing a class B felony that I didn't commit. Luckily the third judge on the case saw through the ruse and tossed it out.

/I'm doing better these days and have most of my life fixed
//plus I have a wonderful family now :D
 
2012-11-30 08:34:08 AM  

Tenatra: imfallen_angel: But the women can manipulate and try not only to cause harm, but try to destroy the guy completely,.. I mean job, family, friends, legal stuff (cops, lawyers) and such...

The problem with this is dealing with it in hindsight, the girl has to live in fear. I lost everything I owned, I was homeless and had nothing to live for during this time, it put me in a very dark place. Given the right opportunity I would have done exactly what she accused me of if not flat out kill her in the process. I thought about doing it every day and I was facing a class B felony that I didn't commit. Luckily the third judge on the case saw through the ruse and tossed it out.

/I'm doing better these days and have most of my life fixed
//plus I have a wonderful family now :D


Glad to hear it(your life being fixed).

Took me almost 3 years, on pretty much my own as my "family" are a bunch of SOBs, but did meet one guy that became the best friend I ever had, and I have to admit that I had a year of regrettable hook ups with women, the good thing was that it did break my shell of feeling that I could not meet women that would be attracted to me... Ended up with a few "falling heads over heels" (but weren't the right ones), and learned a lot about people including myself during those years.
 
2012-11-30 08:48:02 AM  

calm like a bomb: My nutcase started out pretty normal. Met her in undergrad, dated for a year, sex was fabulous. She was not that bright, but pretty enough and I was young enough to think getting laid regularly was love. A year in she starts going out without me a lot, starting screaming fights, and being secretive. Strangely, the sex actually got better (if angrier), but after a few months I found out I wasn't the only one getting it. Turns out she was raped in high school and had been a serial cheater since; in fact she was dating someone when she started seeing me. A large proportion of our "friends" knew she was a psycho but didn't tell me. I burned a lot of bridges when I found that out and wound up transferring to another school.

Which was fine, because I met my wife a couple of months afterwards.


I see you've met my ex-wife.
 
2012-11-30 12:20:08 PM  

thecpt: CapeFearCadaver: torusXL: I liked that one story better about the chick who broke all that guy's stuff, now that's something to complain about.

You, you are a piece of shiat.

[i.imgur.com image 400x501]

/old meme is old
//but I made it!
///you probably wanted a cookie, but I can't transfer that through fark.


Ooo ooo ooo I can do memes too!

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-11-30 04:52:43 PM  

dickfreckle: Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

Do:
Have dirty sex with her

Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached
Get her pregnant
Marry Her

Optional:
If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

Follow those and you should be fine

Don't forget to have a throw-away phone. Whenever you meet Crazy, just go out and buy some airtime. This is hard-learned lesson I am now passing on to you folks.

Otherwise, yeah, try to lie as best you can about where you work, and always have an excuse for why you can't go to your place. I always pretend to have a wife or girlfriend (the bonus is that only gets them hotter, knowing thinking she's stealing it).

Farkettes, you might view this post as crass, but the thing is, real life has taught me these defenses. I hate to come off sounding like a jerk, but the fact is that all men have or will eventually stick their dick in crazy. We need to put together a handy guide for it.


EXACT same advice goes for women.
 
2012-11-30 04:54:35 PM  

namatad: Swedgin: Mugato:
...
Don't:
Let her know where you live or work
Leave anything valuable over at her place
Get attached

A trick I've never learned.

No shiat. My penis seems to be an infallible sociopath detector.

only took me 48 years to stop DATING THE BROKEN ONES
they still look attractive but I KNOW that if I am attracted, that there must be something wrong with them, I look a little harder and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY


*waves hand and winks*

/prepare to run hard and fast
 
2012-11-30 05:12:28 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: I've yet to meet any truly crazy people, but then again I don't go out hunting much. I mean i've seen crazy, but not "Poke holes in condoms" crazy or "Cut your balls off with a kitchen knife while you sleep" crazy. Where do these women come from and how do they get that way?

Also, I can't help but comment: Why are people on Fark so old? I swear the average user on this site is about 15 years older than the average user of most sites I find myself on.
It's a good thing because there's less idiocy, but it's hard to see myself as being in a group of peers when everyone else is 40.

It's because of GeezerFark. You only get an invite when you hit 40. If you think TotalFark is cool you can't imagine what GeezerFark is like.

/You haven't had crazy until you've had GILF crazy.
//Now get off my lawn


*internet high five* !!!
 
2012-12-01 11:30:27 AM  

NCg8r: lemortede: Since we are sharing crazy chick stories...
Mine was a Latino lady.
We had alot of fun together but things were a little crazy and with her.
The point I knew it was time to get out was the day she told me that we were over unless I hit her.
I was a stunned.
She said that a real man hit his woman to keep her in line and I needed to do a better job of keeping her in line.
I drove her home, opened the door and told her we were done.
Drove away and never looked back.

/One thing I will never do is hit a woman.
//Guess I am old fashioned. Ill join the other old farks in this thread.

You don't have to hit a woman to tickle that pleasure center in the Crazy brain. Those types just need a firm hand and the occasional rough play to remind them that you CAN. Still.... better to handle it your way.


I don't think I conveyed the crazy involved wit the request.
This was not some S&M choke me hit me till i get off thing.
It was what defined her as having what she considered a safe secure and stable relationship.
She wanted me to punch and smack her around.
Alot of the women in her family were in what I consider abusive relationships and liked it that way for the reasons I outlined above.
If they don't have a beer out when her hubby got home, that a smacking.
Buy X instead of Y, that a punch to the gut.
It was crazy...totally crazy. It makes me sad that there are women out there who believe that is how they deserve to be treated.
 
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