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(Sun News Network)   Breast implants, saving women from bullets since 2012   ( divider line
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6074 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2012 at 9:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-28 09:44:06 PM  
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"She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants."

I'll bet was feeling deflated ever since.
2012-11-28 09:35:50 PM  
1 vote:
So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know
2012-11-28 09:27:06 PM  
1 vote:
What a bulletproof woman might look like:
2012-11-28 09:23:05 PM  
1 vote:
Feels like sand.
2012-11-28 09:21:37 PM  
1 vote:
She said she jumped from the still-running car and made her way to a nearby restaurant, before she was airlifted by STARS to Foothills Hospital.

What a STARS airlift might look like:
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