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2012-11-28 09:07:57 PM  
On the next episode of Mythbusters....
 
2012-11-28 09:08:57 PM  
Sounds likes she got lucky, implants or not.
 
2012-11-28 09:10:54 PM  

vodka: Sounds likes she got lucky, implants or not.


Hope she bought Powerball tickets.
 
2012-11-28 09:12:31 PM  
Umm, they didn't save her. The bullet wouldn't have hit anything vital even if they were her real tets.

Grazed her right arm, went through the two implants, then through her left arm. There isn't anything vital there.
 
2012-11-28 09:12:54 PM  

Creoena: On the next episode of Mythbusters....


Well, I remember one episode where they showed water really does slow a bullet.
 
2012-11-28 09:13:43 PM  
Also saving women from auto accidents since 2006.

Bulgarian airbags
 
2012-11-28 09:16:44 PM  
A case of life imitates Crank 2, I guess.
 
2012-11-28 09:21:37 PM  
She said she jumped from the still-running car and made her way to a nearby restaurant, before she was airlifted by STARS to Foothills Hospital.

What a STARS airlift might look like:
static.moviefanatic.com
 
2012-11-28 09:23:05 PM  
Feels like sand.
 
2012-11-28 09:24:07 PM  
Repeat
 
2012-11-28 09:25:26 PM  
Like those stress squeeze balls attached to a large source of stress.
 
2012-11-28 09:25:55 PM  
Maybe I should get some of those. Sure I'd look funny with breasts and a beard and it would confuse the kids but hey it's my life we're talking about here.
 
2012-11-28 09:27:06 PM  
What a bulletproof woman might look like:

www.oddballdaily.com
 
2012-11-28 09:28:07 PM  
AW claims her silicone saved her life, in reality, the bullets trajectory had no life threatening potential.

/meh, next!
 
2012-11-28 09:30:35 PM  
Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.
 
2012-11-28 09:30:58 PM  
Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-28 09:32:04 PM  

Tyranicle: Feels like sand.


Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
 
2012-11-28 09:35:28 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:


Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.
 
2012-11-28 09:35:30 PM  

""My implants took the brunt of the force," Eileen Likness said at the man's trial."


AKA The Magic Boobies Theory.

 
2012-11-28 09:35:50 PM  
So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know
 
2012-11-28 09:36:44 PM  

dustman81: So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know


It's like rock/paper/scissors, only bawdier.
 
2012-11-28 09:38:37 PM  

Salmon: Repeat


Ahhh....But a good one, though.
 
2012-11-28 09:40:51 PM  
This is one of those threads...
Flounder?

This is gonna be great!
 
2012-11-28 09:40:56 PM  
This thread is now officially bookbmarked.
 
2012-11-28 09:43:09 PM  

Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.


Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)
 
2012-11-28 09:44:04 PM  
Yawn. Petra Verkaik's real breasts saved her from a falling Volkswagen.

4th paragraph.
 
2012-11-28 09:44:06 PM  
"She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants."

I'll bet was feeling deflated ever since.
 
2012-11-28 09:45:01 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah:
Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


I heard a theory that we're seeing more Japanese women with large breasts now because the Japanese diet has changed to include more protein and dairy, infused with tons of hormones. I have no idea if that's plausible or not.
 
2012-11-28 09:46:40 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


Ewww. Eye bleach, please. Point taken. You win, but in a bad way.
 
2012-11-28 09:48:14 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.


I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.
 
2012-11-28 09:48:49 PM  

JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]


I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.
 
2012-11-28 09:51:29 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Keizer_Ghidorah:
Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I heard a theory that we're seeing more Japanese women with large breasts now because the Japanese diet has changed to include more protein and dairy, infused with tons of hormones. I have no idea if that's plausible or not.


Possible. Might also be simply getting more meat and dairy (additional protein allowing for more growth), inter-mixing of Asian with other races passing on genetics for larger breasts, or a period of recessive large breast genes becoming more dominant.

Mark Ratner: Ewww. Eye bleach, please. Point taken. You win, but in a bad way.


Hmph. There are others, google search large-breasted Asian/Japanese/whatever women, most of them should be more easy on your sensitive eyes.
 
2012-11-28 09:52:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]

I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.


For real be smart don't start and go get a therapist for those issues.
 
2012-11-28 09:52:26 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.


You're not a member. Looks like you have a healthy shadow on your white shirt in your profile pic. You're fine.
 
2012-11-28 09:52:35 PM  

Coco LaFemme: JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]

I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.


Well said, and I agree. ^^See Above^^
 
2012-11-28 09:54:15 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.
 
2012-11-28 09:54:32 PM  
ssooooo

not a boobie thread
 
2012-11-28 09:55:32 PM  
Breasts could stop a shotgun, face could scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck.

plasticsurgerystar.com
 
2012-11-28 09:55:32 PM  
natural always better.

NSFW

NSFW

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 09:57:09 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.


and you're hot just the way you are

don't go try changing my billy joel singing

no, hot just the way you are
 
2012-11-28 09:58:52 PM  
I'll post some for an easy start to the searching.

Yoko Matsugane:
fashion.blogorganization.com

Rio Natsume:
www.famtic.com

Nonami Takizawa:
www.plunderguide.com

Mai Nishida:
cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-11-28 10:00:49 PM  

Prey4reign: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.


That's called "mosaic censoring", his penis doesn't really look like a bunch of boxes.
 
2012-11-28 10:03:29 PM  
Pointy or round?
 
2012-11-28 10:05:08 PM  
Here's some good looking women who wouldn't have unfortunately placed scars.

24.media.tumblr.com

NSFW

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 10:05:24 PM  

Omahawg: natural always better.

NSFW


The first one, loving her puffy aerolas and nipples. Bet those would be heaven to suck.
 
2012-11-28 10:08:55 PM  
Happy Birthday!

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 10:10:08 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Omahawg: natural always better.

NSFW

The first one, loving her puffy aerolas and nipples. Bet those would be heaven to suck.


Too puffy for my standards. Would not bang.
 
2012-11-28 10:13:22 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]


I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care
 
2012-11-28 10:16:02 PM  

queen biatch of the universe: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]

I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care


If from cancer, accident, or other horribleness, I won't bemoan trying to get back what she once had. Stuffing them because of pride, shame, or any other reason, though, and I say "No, leave those babies like they are".
 
2012-11-28 10:18:24 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's some good looking women who wouldn't have unfortunately placed scars.



NSFW


Dude, let us know when those girls at least graduate from junior high. The first one isn't a day older than sixteen, pedo bear.
 
2012-11-28 10:27:36 PM  

queen biatch of the universe: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]

I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care


lh3.googleusercontent.com

Reasons of vanity, attention, success,or whatever is not even the same farking ballpark as what you described.

And i am terribly sorry if you had to endure that horrible disease.
 
2012-11-28 10:40:31 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


GAH. I'm eating here. How about NSFDinner.

Her bewbs look like gourds of some sort.

/Would hit.
 
2012-11-28 10:43:46 PM  

cygnusx13: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

GAH. I'm eating here. How about NSFDinner.

Her bewbs look like gourds of some sort.

/Would hit.


It's not the best pic, yeah. They look better in other pics and her videos. Especially when she's on her back, the way they jiggle and bounce is incredibly hot.
 
2012-11-28 11:07:42 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

I don't think that there will ever be a consensus on the whole "breasts" issue. This hasn't stopped people from trying to find one (probably NSFW)
 
2012-11-28 11:40:25 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Prey4reign: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.

That's called "mosaic censoring", his penis doesn't really look like a bunch of boxes.


No shiat.
 
2012-11-29 12:10:47 AM  

Prey4reign: Keizer_Ghidorah: Prey4reign: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.

That's called "mosaic censoring", his penis doesn't really look like a bunch of boxes.

No shiat.


Then why were you complaining about how it looked? Under the censoring it looks like every other cock.
 
2012-11-29 12:25:49 AM  
Who was complaining? I was merely observing and, you sir, have no sense of humor.
 
2012-11-29 12:39:48 AM  
I love women. I love attractive women. Most women if they care to, can be beautiful.
I don't care how they got them as long as women have them. If they just grew there, what's the big deal? If they were put there then the woman had to plan it, interview for it, have surgery for them, pay for them and suffer the pain of healing for them. that's worth just as much respect as just having them grow there.
If there was more I could do for myself, wouldn't I? You bet but, the male dominated medical profession doesn't feel the need for inquiry into that so it's never gonna happen. I guess women just have to be happy with what they get from their male S/O
On my way to the comment box here I saw a bit about" issues of self worth" I didn't read it all. I can tell you about issue of self worth. I married two lightly busted women and dated several. MOST women have issues with self worth. Slender, large, short or tall well busted or lighter makes no difference.
Thinking about it, I'm sure that most people have issues of self worth at one time or another. 
I love women, I love looking at women, I really love smiling women, I love making women smile, and that's where the trouble lies. Not if they have real of realer boobs.
 
2012-11-29 01:35:31 AM  
I can't get into Hitomi Tanaka. I like big boobs and all, but hers are REALLY asymmetrical. Maybe that makes me a Studman, but there it is.

Sophie Howard has a very nice set of natural boobs

imageshack.us.
 
2012-11-29 07:27:23 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken.


Maybe I could poke around inside them, see if I can figure out what's broken.
 
2012-11-29 08:31:40 AM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them.


So, in the event that you actually find a woman to be involved with, do you plan on dumping her is she ever unfortunately gets breast cancer and elects to get reconstructive surgery?

This is what bothers me about the all or nothing answers. Until you know the reasoning behind a decision, it's probably best not to judge a person for that decision. Personally, if a person wants to get implants just for the hell of it, I have no issues with it. The ones that bother me are the ones that get them thinking that it will "fix" something about them that they think is broken.
 
2012-11-29 02:33:24 PM  

Mega Steve: I can't get into Hitomi Tanaka. I like big boobs and all, but hers are REALLY asymmetrical. Maybe that makes me a Studman, but there it is.

Sophie Howard has a very nice set of natural boobs

[imageshack.us image 640x426].


Yeah, you're a Studman.
 
2012-11-29 04:30:03 PM  

littlett's: The Ghost of Tom Ace: I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them.

So, in the event that you actually find a woman to be involved with, do you plan on dumping her is she ever unfortunately gets breast cancer and elects to get reconstructive surgery?

This is what bothers me about the all or nothing answers. Until you know the reasoning behind a decision, it's probably best not to judge a person for that decision. Personally, if a person wants to get implants just for the hell of it, I have no issues with it. The ones that bother me are the ones that get them thinking that it will "fix" something about them that they think is broken.


This was already brought up if you had read through the previous comments.
 
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