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2012-11-28 09:07:57 PM  
On the next episode of Mythbusters....
 
2012-11-28 09:08:57 PM  
Sounds likes she got lucky, implants or not.
 
2012-11-28 09:10:54 PM  

vodka: Sounds likes she got lucky, implants or not.


Hope she bought Powerball tickets.
 
2012-11-28 09:12:31 PM  
Umm, they didn't save her. The bullet wouldn't have hit anything vital even if they were her real tets.

Grazed her right arm, went through the two implants, then through her left arm. There isn't anything vital there.
 
2012-11-28 09:12:54 PM  

Creoena: On the next episode of Mythbusters....


Well, I remember one episode where they showed water really does slow a bullet.
 
2012-11-28 09:13:43 PM  
Also saving women from auto accidents since 2006.

Bulgarian airbags
 
2012-11-28 09:16:44 PM  
A case of life imitates Crank 2, I guess.
 
2012-11-28 09:21:37 PM  
She said she jumped from the still-running car and made her way to a nearby restaurant, before she was airlifted by STARS to Foothills Hospital.

What a STARS airlift might look like:
static.moviefanatic.com
 
2012-11-28 09:23:05 PM  
Feels like sand.
 
2012-11-28 09:24:07 PM  
Repeat
 
2012-11-28 09:25:26 PM  
Like those stress squeeze balls attached to a large source of stress.
 
2012-11-28 09:25:55 PM  
Maybe I should get some of those. Sure I'd look funny with breasts and a beard and it would confuse the kids but hey it's my life we're talking about here.
 
2012-11-28 09:27:06 PM  
What a bulletproof woman might look like:

www.oddballdaily.com
 
2012-11-28 09:28:07 PM  
AW claims her silicone saved her life, in reality, the bullets trajectory had no life threatening potential.

/meh, next!
 
2012-11-28 09:30:35 PM  
Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.
 
2012-11-28 09:30:58 PM  
Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-28 09:32:04 PM  

Tyranicle: Feels like sand.


Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
 
2012-11-28 09:35:28 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:


Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.
 
2012-11-28 09:35:30 PM  

""My implants took the brunt of the force," Eileen Likness said at the man's trial."


AKA The Magic Boobies Theory.

 
2012-11-28 09:35:50 PM  
So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know
 
2012-11-28 09:36:44 PM  

dustman81: So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know


It's like rock/paper/scissors, only bawdier.
 
2012-11-28 09:38:37 PM  

Salmon: Repeat


Ahhh....But a good one, though.
 
2012-11-28 09:40:51 PM  
This is one of those threads...
Flounder?

This is gonna be great!
 
2012-11-28 09:40:56 PM  
This thread is now officially bookbmarked.
 
2012-11-28 09:43:09 PM  

Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.


Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)
 
2012-11-28 09:44:04 PM  
Yawn. Petra Verkaik's real breasts saved her from a falling Volkswagen.

4th paragraph.
 
2012-11-28 09:44:06 PM  
"She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants."

I'll bet was feeling deflated ever since.
 
2012-11-28 09:45:01 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah:
Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


I heard a theory that we're seeing more Japanese women with large breasts now because the Japanese diet has changed to include more protein and dairy, infused with tons of hormones. I have no idea if that's plausible or not.
 
2012-11-28 09:46:40 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


Ewww. Eye bleach, please. Point taken. You win, but in a bad way.
 
2012-11-28 09:48:14 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.


I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.
 
2012-11-28 09:48:49 PM  

JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]


I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.
 
2012-11-28 09:51:29 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Keizer_Ghidorah:
Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I heard a theory that we're seeing more Japanese women with large breasts now because the Japanese diet has changed to include more protein and dairy, infused with tons of hormones. I have no idea if that's plausible or not.


Possible. Might also be simply getting more meat and dairy (additional protein allowing for more growth), inter-mixing of Asian with other races passing on genetics for larger breasts, or a period of recessive large breast genes becoming more dominant.

Mark Ratner: Ewww. Eye bleach, please. Point taken. You win, but in a bad way.


Hmph. There are others, google search large-breasted Asian/Japanese/whatever women, most of them should be more easy on your sensitive eyes.
 
2012-11-28 09:52:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]

I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.


For real be smart don't start and go get a therapist for those issues.
 
2012-11-28 09:52:26 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.


You're not a member. Looks like you have a healthy shadow on your white shirt in your profile pic. You're fine.
 
2012-11-28 09:52:35 PM  

Coco LaFemme: JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]

I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.


Well said, and I agree. ^^See Above^^
 
2012-11-28 09:54:15 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.
 
2012-11-28 09:54:32 PM  
ssooooo

not a boobie thread
 
2012-11-28 09:55:32 PM  
Breasts could stop a shotgun, face could scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck.

plasticsurgerystar.com
 
2012-11-28 09:55:32 PM  
natural always better.

NSFW

NSFW

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 09:57:09 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.


and you're hot just the way you are

don't go try changing my billy joel singing

no, hot just the way you are
 
2012-11-28 09:58:52 PM  
I'll post some for an easy start to the searching.

Yoko Matsugane:
fashion.blogorganization.com

Rio Natsume:
www.famtic.com

Nonami Takizawa:
www.plunderguide.com

Mai Nishida:
cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-11-28 10:00:49 PM  

Prey4reign: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.


That's called "mosaic censoring", his penis doesn't really look like a bunch of boxes.
 
2012-11-28 10:03:29 PM  
Pointy or round?
 
2012-11-28 10:05:08 PM  
Here's some good looking women who wouldn't have unfortunately placed scars.

24.media.tumblr.com

NSFW

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 10:05:24 PM  

Omahawg: natural always better.

NSFW


The first one, loving her puffy aerolas and nipples. Bet those would be heaven to suck.
 
2012-11-28 10:08:55 PM  
Happy Birthday!

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 10:10:08 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Omahawg: natural always better.

NSFW

The first one, loving her puffy aerolas and nipples. Bet those would be heaven to suck.


Too puffy for my standards. Would not bang.
 
2012-11-28 10:13:22 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]


I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care
 
2012-11-28 10:16:02 PM  

queen biatch of the universe: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]

I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care


If from cancer, accident, or other horribleness, I won't bemoan trying to get back what she once had. Stuffing them because of pride, shame, or any other reason, though, and I say "No, leave those babies like they are".
 
2012-11-28 10:18:24 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's some good looking women who wouldn't have unfortunately placed scars.



NSFW


Dude, let us know when those girls at least graduate from junior high. The first one isn't a day older than sixteen, pedo bear.
 
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