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(My San Antonio)   There is absolutely no correlation between how hot a female teacher is, and whether she gets probation or prison time for having sex with her student   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 11
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2012-11-28 10:26:13 PM  
3 votes:
Even as a horny 12 year old that was spanking it thrice a day, i wouldn't have hit that. A bj maybe...if she swallowed and bought me McDonalds. Otherwise, no.
2012-11-29 12:39:19 AM  
2 votes:
Dad: "You had sex with the teacher? My boy's a MAN! I'm gonna buy you that bike you've been begging for! Get in the car."
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad!"

Later, at the bike store,

Dad: "Well, there it is, son. Do you wanna ride it home?"
Son: "I dunno Dad. My ass is still pretty sore."
2012-11-28 10:20:40 PM  
2 votes:
Jeez, even when I was twelve I had standards.
2012-11-28 10:19:51 PM  
2 votes:
fap fap fap

...

What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...
2012-11-28 10:18:26 PM  
2 votes:
Good lord! Man the harpoons port side and slay that beast!
2012-11-28 11:00:54 PM  
1 votes:
OMG poor kid! His sex teacher encounter was from the female version of that big beardy guy from Harry Potter :(

I hope this doesn't ruin the guy's view of women. He might think "All women have handful of dirt under their boobs and fat rolls!"
2012-11-28 10:58:05 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.
2012-11-28 10:49:36 PM  
1 votes:
damn, kid should be convicted for having sex with it
2012-11-28 10:45:29 PM  
1 votes:
Dad: I'm proud of you son. That was a pretty big job you took on.

Son: I tried to get away dad but she wouldn't let go of the back of the truck.
2012-11-28 10:37:20 PM  
1 votes:
Somebody better make sure that kid doesn't go after the family bulldog.
2012-11-28 10:32:27 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe she has a nice personality. She has room for several.
 
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