Makh: She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase.Nice.
Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.
baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?
Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.Shock probation? Wut?
Igor Jakovsky: Shock probation? Wut?
Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap...What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.Shock probation? Wut?From wikipedia:"Shock probation is the policy by which a judge orders a convicted offender to prison for a short time then suspends the remainder of the sentence in favor of probation. It is hoped that the initial experience of prison will provide an effective deterrent from recidivism." it was probably part of the plea deal.
GreenSun: I hope this doesn't ruin the guy's view of women. He might think "All women have handful of dirt under their boobs and fat rolls!"
Acharne: baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?12 year old Filth graders. Filth, not fifth.What he graded her though, I dunno.
The One True TheDavid: Anyway. A teacher, male or female, farking any 12 year old of either sex is something I can't get behind. Sorry. There are some things that are just too much.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Dad: "You had sex with the teacher? My boy's a MAN! I'm gonna buy you that bike you've been begging for! Get in the car."Son: "Gee, thanks Dad!"Later, at the bike store,Dad: "Well, there it is, son. Do you wanna ride it home?"Son: "I dunno Dad. My ass is still pretty sore."
Makh: Even she got off easy.
harrydorcas: Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap...What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...So you need to wait till she loses weight? But I bet she was indeed hot when she was younger. ;-) Anyways, older women farking young boys is old news. Remember the Bengals cheerleader who bonked a minor and got indicted?
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