that's not a real viking helmet, the real ones just had holes in them

"I don't get drunk, I get awesome"

That is one of the best lines ever.

it's not like he had any hope of getting off anyway

Flavor Flav, he is not.

Easy come, easy go.

Will they let him go?

Did he spread some mayonnaise on the lawn?

I own the same Viking helm.

Remember the guy who sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" in its entirety while sitting in the back of a police cruiser after getting busted for DUI?

No..

If his voice was so powerful, why didn't he just fus ro dah his way out of there?

Well, at least he was wearing a Viking helmet, and NOT a Minnesota Vikings helmet. The Minnesota Vikings suck and so do all of their fans.

/This guy, however, is cool.

Really, submitter? What ever happened to the 'Hero' tag?

freewill: thecampusthrone.com

HAHAHAHA

Oh, lawdy, I completely forgot about the Natural Ice Barbarian...

Seth'n'Spectrum: If his voice was so powerful, why didn't he just fus ro dah his way out of there?

Every time I play that game, I take that obnoxious Faendal who's hassling the broad in Riverwood up a tall cliff and Fus Ro Dah him right off the edge.

/ Not strictly true. The first time I did it, the tradition started because I he had his back turned and a ton of my money from archery training on him, and I could no longer resist skewering him.

Baron Harkonnen: Really, submitter? What ever happened to the 'Hero' tag?

I don't think most people would call a drunk driver a hero.

JohnnyC: I own the same Viking helm.

Ahh... found it... (or a vector art version I did of myself wearing it):

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: freewill: thecampusthrone.com

HAHAHAHA

Oh, lawdy, I completely forgot about the Natural Ice Barbarian...

I have considered making something similar for jury duty.

freewill: I have considered making something similar for jury duty.

If this Bohemian Rhapsody could go to court in a viking helmet, I see nothing wrong in wearing cardboard battle armor to jury duty.

The people running things *might* see that differently, so don't go by my opinions.

I want to party with this guy

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If this Bohemian Rhapsody could go to court in a viking helmet, I see nothing wrong in wearing cardboard battle armor to jury duty.

The people running things *might* see that differently, so don't go by my opinions.

Whenever I've been called, it's always for a shady traffic accident, so I figure questioning the credibility of both chiropractors and law enforcement in the same sentence will get me thrown out during voir dire anyway.

He's pretty hot.

/Would have been even better if the cops joined in.

Makes me proud to live here.

(for real, not sarcasm)

Ain't over till the fat lady sings, anyway.

but he is hippy Viking, not hell rising Viking!

KeelingLovesCornholes: I want to party with this guy

I would totally party with him as well.

Nope, somehow I missed this. But I'm really glad I now have seen it.

/would party with him too

titwrench: Will they let him go?

Snot bubble.

Im a Viking and I think thats only why to go, also Vikings have more fun, and it btw proven that no real viking had a Horn helmet thats some shiate from films, its simply not practical when raping some sheep's to have horns...

way to go

Cant Edit ?

Both are from the same year. Coincidence? I think not.

 

/the dude is more profound than you thought

Mm, that's kind of a wussy outfit for court.

I'd have been more impressed if he'd shown up in full gladiator gear and asked the judge ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?

Gyrfalcon: Mm, that's kind of a wussy outfit for court.

I'd have been more impressed if he'd shown up in full gladiator gear and asked the judge ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?


Maximus..he is not..

Maximus drunkious..he was..after being pulled over in his chariot..

That guy is an "awesome dude" who selfishly wouldn't get a cab and could have easily killed someone.

phamwaa: Meh. I'd be truly impressed if he whipped out The Prophet's Song.

His First Nations counterpart sings White Man.

Did someone already mention real Viking helmets meant for battle don't have horns?

As much as I hate Queen, I'd have a hard time not singing along with him if i was the cop.