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(Jezebel)   Lawyer accuses victim of being a "conniving spider" who "lured" his client and 20 of his friends into gang raping her over a 4 month period because she didn't cry rape until a sex tape of her was circulated. The victim, by the way, is 11 years old   (jezebel.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-28 10:50:15 PM
4 votes:
Chariset: How does this man sleep at night?

with children, I presume.
2012-11-28 09:53:39 PM
4 votes:
Without a doubt, you will read numerous comments in this thread that describe Steve Taylor as a heartless, soulless, unconscionable, disgusting, repugnant, unscrupulous, nauseating, repulsive, deplorable, unethical, vile, slimy, unsympathetic, inhuman, all-around no-good scumbaggian piece of trash.

This would be one of those comments.
2012-11-28 08:44:11 PM
4 votes:
Ugh. I would like to lure that guy's ass to my boot.
2012-11-28 06:26:50 PM
4 votes:
Given a jury consisting entirely of pedophiles, and a passed-out judge, this is a winning strategy.
2012-11-28 10:39:58 PM
2 votes:
www.getcampbell.com

"Steve Taylor?"


"Yeah, that's me! What can I do for y-"

i153.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 10:39:27 PM
2 votes:
www.badassoftheweek.com

"And you all wonder why I try to destroy humanity every time I wake up..."
2012-11-28 10:25:16 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-28 08:53:11 PM
2 votes:

Donnchadha: This is in some backwards ass third world hell hole nation that allows people to "honor rape", right?

*checks link*

Texas.

Well, it's a backwards ass third world hell hole, at least.


Texas: because who needs to move to Pakistan?
2012-11-29 03:36:14 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: While those are all fair questions, she was raped over a period of months, not a day. Like, the videotape date stamp changes for each rape.

Maybe at that point it's a fair question to ask about the parents.


Maybe she was getting away with it. You know, making sure she wasn't getting caught, because she's a misbehaved conniving spider luring barely-sentient hormonal moron men into her web.
2012-11-29 03:02:18 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Magorn: As someone who done Crim Law, I can tell you that correct play when the case against your guy is this strong is to get to the prosecutor FAST and negotiate the best possible plea deal for your client BEFORE the crime gets splashed across the front pages

How do you know he didn't? He can't force his client to take a plea deal.


IMO judging by the fact that the jury took ten freakin' minutes to return a verdict, blaming the victim, especially as harshly as he did, was 100% the wrong tack to take here. It most likely angered the jury. Pissed me right the fark off.

People do not want to be told that you think an eleven year old child is a slut.

I am thinking that ten minutes was 10 seconds of "Farking guilty" and 9 minutes 50 seconds of "How long do we have to sit in here before we can go back out and tell him he's farking guilty?"
2012-11-29 09:38:51 AM
1 votes:
Hey come on !! How did they know she was 11

She looked 12
2012-11-29 03:54:26 AM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: AverageAmericanGuy: Ever known an 11 year old girl? Conniving spiders, all of them. It just gets worse from there.

Having dated a few, I concur.


Shenanigans! Had you actually dated a conniving spider your head would have been ripped off immediately after mating.
2012-11-29 01:19:45 AM
1 votes:
That man is living proof as to why lawers wear neckties: To keep the foreskin from creeping over their faces.
2012-11-29 01:15:06 AM
1 votes:

John Buck 41: Harry_Seldon: Chariset: How does this man sleep at night?

Even the most despicable clients deserve a vigorous defense.

Define 'vigorous'.


I believe that is the interest you pay to a loan shark?
2012-11-29 12:55:22 AM
1 votes:
You know... Normally I automatically assume anything that Jezebel is biatching about, is probably no big deal at all.

This though. WTF? For once I agree with Jezebel.
ಠ_ಠ
2012-11-29 12:00:25 AM
1 votes:
Jezebel, realizing that the normal worthless drivel they "publish" and also having some time ago stopped being a safe haven for out of work iVillage "authors" who will once again be out of work, does the only logical thing. Write about something abhorrent that we can all agree is terrible.

Can't call a website completely and utterly farking worthless when they play the 11 year old rape card.

Hang on to what is left of your "relevancy" Jezebel. But well played, nonetheless. Hang onto the buoy for dear life, don't mind those 11 foot waves, you'll still float.
2012-11-28 11:56:47 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
2012-11-28 11:28:04 PM
1 votes:
In all fairness, on the first day of 8th grade I asked a girl if she was a teaching student: she seemed too um "mature" (mentally as well as mammarily) to be in middle school. She turned out to be in 6th grade, age 12. (And she did have a very high IQ.) Point is, she looked & carried herself like she was 18: if she'd said she was old enough most people would believe her. (36DD? Not baby-faced? You would too.)

BUT. If they knew she was only 11 they're legally culpable. Regardless of whether Statutory Rape of a willing "victim" should be a crime, if they knew it was illegal and did it anyway they knew what they were doing. How hard can it be to not fark somebody? Maybe I'm weird, but it seems to me that doing something uses more energy and involves more risk than not doing it. "Come back when you're 16. By the way, do you have a picture of your mom?"
2012-11-28 11:25:48 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: It's a flawed system but it is better than some. Ever heard of North Korea?


No good has ever come out of anyone saying "well, at least we're not North Korea"
2012-11-28 11:24:35 PM
1 votes:

John Buck 41: Harry_Seldon: Chariset: How does this man sleep at night?

Even the most despicable clients deserve a vigorous defense.

Define 'vigorous'.


A tug job from your girlfriend's sister after she was dumped by her husband for a younger man?
2012-11-28 11:11:50 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: earthworm2.0

Where the hell was this girls parents? How does an 11 year old girl have the free time out of supervision to get gang raped by 20 guys? I think there should.be charges for her parents too.

Funny how you're blaming HER parents and not, you know, the TEENAGE RAPIST'S parents.

Is this a new form of victim blaming or are you just stupid?


I wonder where her parents were too. This was over a 4 month period. If I had a child I can't imagine not being trusted enough for her tell me that she had been assaulted by 20 men. Or at least notice that she sloshed when she walked by.
2012-11-28 10:58:01 PM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: AverageAmericanGuy: Ever known an 11 year old girl? Conniving spiders, all of them. It just gets worse from there.

Having dated a few, I concur.


'If you don't let me ride the merry go round, I'm gonna tell my mommy about you'
'If you don't buy me an ice cream cone, I'm gonna tell my mommy about you'

Jeez, it's like these kids know how to manipulate the system from birth.
2012-11-28 10:52:23 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: I'm going to guess by your Fark handle that you have a good sense of humor, are probably a pretty good defense attorney, and you frequently make poor decisions related to your personal life.

Either that, or you're a 15 year-old defense attorney.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaay past 15, good sense of humor. Both my clients left court this afternoon under their own power so I do alright. My ex-wife will be happy to verify that I make poor decisions.

One of my friends had a client get 14 years today for raping a minor. Having your name in the paper for a big case is helpful to a career. But BS like this is hurtful to both the client and the career, as well as to the profession. Just a bad move over all.
2012-11-28 10:44:48 PM
1 votes:
If I was on that jury...
29.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-28 10:44:45 PM
1 votes:
Sheesh, did a bunch of you catch Texas in bed with your wife or something? Yes, it's terrible here, especially Austin. Don't move here or we'll rape rape your entire family.

/Opens 40lb rape box
//rape
2012-11-28 10:39:27 PM
1 votes:
And humanity does it again. Now where's the story that balances this shiat out? Next in news 18 year old hired as pool boy at the playboy mansion.
2012-11-28 10:37:52 PM
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: Chariset: How does this man sleep at night?

Even the most despicable clients deserve a vigorous defense.


Define 'vigorous'.
2012-11-28 10:35:38 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: This is in some backwards ass third world hell hole nation that allows people to "honor rape", right?

*checks link*

Texas.

Well, it's a backwards ass third world hell hole, at least.


Well the first guy got 99 years, some of the others plead out and got 15 a piece. They all are going to prison with the stigma of being kiddie rapists and Bubba will probably have a great time with them. Yeah Texas totally condones "honor rape" Derp

Honestly though the juveniles involved should have got more than probation. Time in juvie at least.

Also:

"Oh, then it would have totes been the little girl's fault,"


/anyone over the age of 16 who uses the term totes, should also go to prison.
2012-11-28 10:35:26 PM
1 votes:

minoridiot: "People don't come with signs telling their age," Taylor said. "How does a young man know? You can't cut off their legs and count the rings like a tree."
 

And lawyers wonder why people hate them.


Most lawyers are nice people.

Also, yes, you can tell someone's age by cutting off their legs. Like trees, human bones also have growth rings that you can count. Although, it's not generally the preferred way to find out.
2012-11-28 10:29:21 PM
1 votes:
Too bad that he hadn't directed a couple good movies. He'd have half of Hollywood defending him.
2012-11-28 10:27:13 PM
1 votes:
Let's send that acid attack dude over.
2012-11-28 10:24:19 PM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-28 10:23:42 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: Hmmm I have to wonder how some defense attorneys make it through the day. They must be very good at compartmentalizing and just kind of shutting down certain parts of their mind.


Only if it's a legitimate form of defense.
2012-11-28 10:20:41 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: minoridiot: "People don't come with signs telling their age," Taylor said. "How does a young man know? You can't cut off their legs and count the rings like a tree."


And lawyers wonder why people hate them.

In all fairness, he's obligated to give the best defense he can give to the client, and since the rapes were videotaped, he could really only argue that it was consensual.


A much better defense would be to tell his client to find Jesus, and throw himself upon the mercy of the court. Maybe up the ante by faking a suicide attempt.
2012-11-28 09:59:51 PM
1 votes:
Blaming the victim? Implying it was not legitimate rape? Sounds Republican to me.
2012-11-28 09:15:40 PM
1 votes:
If I were on that jury, I'd request a decontamination shower in the jury room as listening to that defense would make me feel soiled and unclean. Also, vomit bags placed in each seat.
2012-11-28 09:02:18 PM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: I think we have a contender for the honor of Scummiest Lawyer of All Time.
All. Time.


Man, and Joe Amendola was just dusting a spot on his bookshelf for the trophy, too.
 
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