Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many WhoresI Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984Gung FuBlatz514lousyskaterMuad DibWalMartianFear The ClamOKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.shudder
Your neck looks soft.
blatz514: WalMartian: blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face./And screw you clock spider.[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 200x152]U mad?Yep, was waiting for that. Except I was expecting the pic of the big o' spider in the corner with all the baby bastards.
Spider thread! Spider thread!This one stars a fat dunderhead!Black or brown, big or small-THERE'S NO NEED TO GO BUST A WALL!Look out.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrrread!
blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face./And screw you clock spider.
crabsno termites: This is what you get from unprotected sex.
Galileo's Daughter: toraque: Brass knuckles?Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.Yeah, this.
Jon iz teh kewl: imagine how many you could fit in your stomach
justanotherfarkinfarker: Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.
GCD: WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.
blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.*clicks profile.Never mind.
browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug
KrispyKritter: Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.[ecx.images-amazon.com image 222x212]hotlink
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