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(Gawker)   Pro-tip: Don't use brass knuckles to kill a spider. (w/ video clip)   (gawker.com) divider line 39
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18037 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2012 at 5:00 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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GCD
2012-11-28 05:06:42 PM  
4 votes:
WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.
2012-11-28 05:26:29 PM  
3 votes:

browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug


No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.
2012-11-28 05:14:08 PM  
3 votes:
I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.
2012-11-28 05:12:28 PM  
3 votes:
Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

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hotlink
2012-11-28 05:26:15 PM  
2 votes:
A fly swatter would've sufficed just fine.
2012-11-28 05:25:40 PM  
2 votes:
I'll tell you why I wouldn't use brass knuckles to kill a spider: it would require my body coming waaaaay too close to it.

Bathroom? I'm thinking hairspray + match.
2012-11-28 05:16:23 PM  
2 votes:
Living in mom's basement....what's his Fark handle.
2012-11-28 05:10:11 PM  
2 votes:
There was no reason to kill that spider. Roaches, ants, and the like are your enemy. Spiders are your friend.
2012-11-28 05:04:33 PM  
2 votes:
trap it in a glass jar, and remove 1 leg per day. take notes.
2012-11-28 05:03:51 PM  
2 votes:
He'd better arm himself with spackle and a trowel next.
2012-11-28 08:41:31 PM  
1 votes:
If I found a spider that big in my bathroom, I would simply close the door, seal the gaps with spray foam and duct tape, and proceed to shiat in my backyard.
2012-11-28 06:54:03 PM  
1 votes:
Three strikes:

1. The video is boring. I had to skip ahead several times.
2. He's a wimp for being afraid of spiders that are not venomous.
3. "Mom?" Dude, what are you, like 30?
2012-11-28 06:50:20 PM  
1 votes:
I love thee ImageKill. Greatest of all Chrome extensions.
2012-11-28 06:17:26 PM  
1 votes:
What A Focking Pansy.
2012-11-28 06:04:08 PM  
1 votes:
Every room was painted white, spiders don't stand a chance.
2012-11-28 06:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!

RCW 9.41.250
Dangerous weapons -- Penalty.
Every person who:

(1) Manufactures, sells, or disposes of or possesses any instrument or weapon of the kind usually known as slung shot, sand club, or metal knuckles, or spring blade knife, or any knife the blade of which is automatically released by a spring mechanism or other mechanical device, or any knife having a blade which opens, or falls, or is ejected into position by the force of gravity, or by an outward, downward, or centrifugal thrust or movement;

(2) Furtively carries with intent to conceal any dagger, dirk, pistol, or other dangerous weapon; or

(3) Uses any contrivance or device for suppressing the noise of any firearm,

is guilty of a gross misdemeanor punishable under chapter 9A.20 RCW.
2012-11-28 06:01:15 PM  
1 votes:
Fark brass knuckles. 12-gauge plz kthx.

Indoor spiders die. They want to protect my place from the other nasty bugs they can form a perimeter outside at the potential access points and I'll leave them alone. Come through that window, enjoy spider Valhalla, multi-eyed and multi-legged demons.
2012-11-28 06:01:10 PM  
1 votes:
The guy needs a cat.

Anything foolish enough to venture inside gets whacked. Then eaten.
2012-11-28 06:00:06 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?

1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something


Add "Epic" and "Fail" into that also..
2012-11-28 05:58:48 PM  
1 votes:
2012-11-28 05:49:42 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-28 05:36:41 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514:
Cripes, they're making it more north?? I heard of them crawling into open luggage and getting taken for a ride.


I was working on a old car and got a spider bite. A few days later my hand was so swollen I couldn't touch my thumb to my ring finger. Plus there was a hole the diameter of a pencil down to the muscle. The ER doc said they have seen bites from Michigan too
2012-11-28 05:36:17 PM  
1 votes:
I hate spiders they freak me out worse than snakes. One day I'm standing in my garage when this huge spider marches in and stops about 5 feet away on the concrete floor. Hundreds of baby spiders start jumping off her back and spreading out on the floor in all directions. I figure my house is going to be infested if I don't do something. So I grabbed my MAPP gas torch with a trigger starter and burned them all into coal dust.
2012-11-28 05:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
Newsflash: dumb people do dumb things. Dumb people who want to get "popular" on YouTube do intentionally even dumber things.

Dude knew what was going to happen before he hit the wall, hit it expecting the hole (hence didn't act in the least surprised after the initial hit), and had his "reaction" all prepared and rehearsed, right down to "Mom".

I call fake.
2012-11-28 05:30:33 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.


I want to adopt a large wolf or camel spider and let him crawl around my house... I live in the deep woods near a large creek and get the palmetto roaches. Don't minds spiders at all, but I squeal when I see a roach.
2012-11-28 05:27:17 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.


I have a nice scar on my hand from a Brown Recluse. The ER had to cut out the necrotic flesh.

/in northern Ohio
2012-11-28 05:26:34 PM  
1 votes:
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day and I've already been to the politics tab twice.
2012-11-28 05:23:29 PM  
1 votes:

natas6.0: MooOOMM!

C'mon, it's a spider.
cup, paper, release.

I rarely have to kill them, it's a sure sign to me that they won't come get me when I sleep


catch this
2012-11-28 05:14:58 PM  
1 votes:

jigger: There was no reason to kill that spider. Roaches, ants, and the like are your enemy. Spiders are your friend.


Not when you wake up with a couple dozen bites on your back. Painful and my muscles ached underneath the bites for a few weeks. I don't have roaches here, and we spray for ants. Spiders can stay outside, or face death inside.

When I lived in a location with roaches (Okinawa), we kept a skink in the room, which eliminated the issue (even if we rarely saw the little guy).
2012-11-28 05:13:37 PM  
1 votes:

HBK: It's funny how he nonchalantly panned over his pistol, which was just laying on the floor.


It's just a mag cover shot.
2012-11-28 05:13:21 PM  
1 votes:

GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.


Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.


The video does seem a bit contrived, the "mom" bit especially.
2012-11-28 05:12:28 PM  
1 votes:
i286.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 05:11:28 PM  
1 votes:
Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.
HBK
2012-11-28 05:10:57 PM  
1 votes:
It's funny how he nonchalantly panned over his pistol, which was just laying on the floor.
2012-11-28 05:06:46 PM  
1 votes:

What a puss....MOM!!!! Mom....
WTF, someone that old living at home?

That wasn't a spider...now THIS is a spider.
Came home tipsy from the pub, hit the porch light, and ...


OH HAI!!!

i865.photobucket.com
2012-11-28 05:05:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.ufunk.net

...or you could just use one of these
2012-11-28 05:05:23 PM  
1 votes:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!
2012-11-28 05:05:15 PM  
1 votes:
Obligatory for spider threads:

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-28 04:34:09 PM  
1 votes:
Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.
 
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