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(Gawker)   Pro-tip: Don't use brass knuckles to kill a spider. (w/ video clip)   (gawker.com) divider line 178
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2012-11-28 05:38:00 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com 

ARRGGHHH!!

Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?
 
2012-11-28 05:39:09 PM
Great you killed the spider, now you have no friends.
 
2012-11-28 05:41:49 PM

satanorsanta: The ER doc said they have seen bites from Michigan too


Link
 
2012-11-28 05:42:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 05:42:16 PM

GungFu:  

ARRGGHHH!!

Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?


Thanks, a$$hole.
 
2012-11-28 05:43:03 PM
no no no no no..... no....... Nooooooooooooooo..... I dont do spiders...
 
2012-11-28 05:48:22 PM
That spider is what very large books are for.
 
2012-11-28 05:49:22 PM

toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.


It's pyrotechnics time!
 
2012-11-28 05:49:42 PM
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2012-11-28 05:49:43 PM
OOOOO .. I wouldn't say no brass knuckles. Wait'll you see the insanely scary "people" coming out of Mankind 2.0 who were injected with spider RDNA.

Then you'll want brass knucks with c4 attached to 'em.
 
2012-11-28 05:50:31 PM

Indypendy: Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?

Thanks, a$$hole.


Yep, there too. A tight squeeze, perhaps, but with that many legs, I'm sure they've got the leverage.
 
2012-11-28 05:55:11 PM

God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?
 
2012-11-28 05:57:54 PM
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Spider vs brass knuckles? Really?
 
2012-11-28 05:58:03 PM

trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?


1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something
 
2012-11-28 05:58:47 PM
He should have used the gun. That said what a farking wuss.
 
2012-11-28 05:58:48 PM
 
2012-11-28 05:59:20 PM
Besides, putting the brass knuckles on the proximal phalanges is a good way to break said phalanges.
 
2012-11-28 06:00:06 PM

jst3p: trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?

1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something


Add "Epic" and "Fail" into that also..
 
2012-11-28 06:00:32 PM
What a shiatty computer monitor
 
2012-11-28 06:01:10 PM
The guy needs a cat.

Anything foolish enough to venture inside gets whacked. Then eaten.
 
2012-11-28 06:01:15 PM
Fark brass knuckles. 12-gauge plz kthx.

Indoor spiders die. They want to protect my place from the other nasty bugs they can form a perimeter outside at the potential access points and I'll leave them alone. Come through that window, enjoy spider Valhalla, multi-eyed and multi-legged demons.
 
2012-11-28 06:01:59 PM
The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!

RCW 9.41.250
Dangerous weapons -- Penalty.
Every person who:

(1) Manufactures, sells, or disposes of or possesses any instrument or weapon of the kind usually known as slung shot, sand club, or metal knuckles, or spring blade knife, or any knife the blade of which is automatically released by a spring mechanism or other mechanical device, or any knife having a blade which opens, or falls, or is ejected into position by the force of gravity, or by an outward, downward, or centrifugal thrust or movement;

(2) Furtively carries with intent to conceal any dagger, dirk, pistol, or other dangerous weapon; or

(3) Uses any contrivance or device for suppressing the noise of any firearm,

is guilty of a gross misdemeanor punishable under chapter 9A.20 RCW.
 
2012-11-28 06:04:08 PM
Every room was painted white, spiders don't stand a chance.
 
2012-11-28 06:04:36 PM

tzzhc4: The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!


Clearly that was a paperweight.
 
Ral
2012-11-28 06:05:04 PM
The only venomous spiders where I live are black widows, and I only ever see them in the garage. Other spiders are welcome in my house. I never see any other critters in here as a result.
 
2012-11-28 06:05:18 PM
Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam


OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder
 
2012-11-28 06:06:19 PM

blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.


For now. Give climate change a few more years...
 
2012-11-28 06:06:58 PM

Buckner: tzzhc4: The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!

Clearly that was a paperweight.


Hopefully the DA in Spokane sees it that way.
 
2012-11-28 06:08:50 PM

jst3p: trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?

1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something


Don't Troll Me Bro!
 
2012-11-28 06:11:09 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.


They were strategically placed there so the camera would just happen to catch them. It's his way of saying, "BEHOLD MY MICROSCOPIC PENIS!"
 
2012-11-28 06:13:06 PM

Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder


0.tqn.com
Your neck looks soft. 
 
2012-11-28 06:15:54 PM

gweilo8888: Indypendy: Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?

Thanks, a$$hole.

Yep, there too. A tight squeeze, perhaps, but with that many legs, I'm sure they've got the leverage.


They probably don't have to do much squeezing to get into yours. Like a toddler in Carlsbad Caverns.

/joke?
 
2012-11-28 06:17:26 PM
What A Focking Pansy.
 
2012-11-28 06:19:37 PM
1.- Why would you go at arm's length to kill a spider?
2.- Why would you go at arm's length to kill a spider?
3.- Why would you go at arm's length to kill a spider?
4.- If the spider is not too aggressive, and it's not poisonous (unless you live in Australia, in which case, I'm sure it's self-defense), dont *twitch* kill that spider *twitch*.
 
2012-11-28 06:20:27 PM

Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder


But they're so cute!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 06:22:43 PM
Don't use a shoe, only commies use a shoe:
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-28 06:23:12 PM

lousyskater: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder

But they're so cute!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x260]


And they play their little drums!, like the image Fark Rye For Many Whores posted
 
2012-11-28 06:23:19 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder

[0.tqn.com image 500x487]
Your neck looks soft.



The cool part is the little black things are it's eyes. The big ones are the laser collimators.
 
2012-11-28 06:23:19 PM
Spider thread! Spider thread!
This one stars a fat dunderhead!
Black or brown, big or small-
THERE'S NO NEED TO GO BUST A WALL!
Look out.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrrread!
th857.photobucket.com
scodal.com
 
2012-11-28 06:25:47 PM
I'm an old softie. Spiders don't usually bother me, so when I see a big one inside, I catch it in a cup and throw it outside. Wasps, on the other hand, must die. If this were Nethack, and I came across a Scroll of Genocide, those farkers would be the first to go
 
2012-11-28 06:26:45 PM
He looks like one of the mods for Fark.

Tall, handsome, intelligent moderator.
 
2012-11-28 06:29:24 PM
Don't taze me bro.
 
2012-11-28 06:30:34 PM
Has this idiot never heard of brooms or a can of Raid? I had a wasp problem in my apartment, and I had no problem busting out a can of Raid Wasp killing poison, and just drowning the farkers in a stream of it. 

On the other hand, for spiders I catch and release them, even if the last few spiders tried to drop on top of my head.
 
2012-11-28 06:30:42 PM

Highroller48: OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder



?????

Check THIS out.

/sorry. . .
//couldn't help it
///been running a high fever for days
 
2012-11-28 06:36:43 PM

WorthNoting: Highroller48: OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder


?????

Check THIS out.

/sorry. . .
//couldn't help it
///been running a high fever for days


Ok... now I'm scared of spiders.. thanks a lot
 
2012-11-28 06:36:45 PM

Mega Steve: I'm an old softie. Spiders don't usually bother me, so when I see a big one inside, I catch it in a cup and throw it outside. Wasps, on the other hand, must die. If this were Nethack, and I came across a Scroll of Genocide, those farkers would be the first to go


Yeah, I really really REALLY hate wasps. I toubleshoot and repair wind turbines for a living and last year wasps began to nest on the inside of the turbine access doors. You wouldn't know if there was a clump of them living in there usually until you opened the door and got swarmed by them. For a while we actually had to wear our flash protection gear as make-shift bee suits to be able to kill them with wasp spray before actually starting work.
 
2012-11-28 06:36:46 PM
Completely unrelated to spiders but my first thought was this nugget: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdlOj1SbVo
 
2012-11-28 06:37:27 PM
Link

/Try that again.
 
2012-11-28 06:37:46 PM

lousyskater: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder

But they're so cute!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x260]


What a happy little fellow! Deadly poison.
 
2012-11-28 06:42:35 PM

Zombie DJ: I knew where this was going when I saw the Motor Trend and Handgun magazines on the floor next to the Xbox in the basement.
It cemented my opinion of his intelligence when he said "Brass Knucks"


He must have read the other:
pictureposter.audiworld.com
 
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