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2012-11-28 04:34:09 PM
Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.
 
2012-11-28 04:49:29 PM

toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.


Yeah, this.
 
2012-11-28 05:03:51 PM
He'd better arm himself with spackle and a trowel next.
 
2012-11-28 05:04:33 PM
trap it in a glass jar, and remove 1 leg per day. take notes.
 
2012-11-28 05:05:15 PM
Obligatory for spider threads:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 05:05:23 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!
 
2012-11-28 05:05:30 PM
www.ufunk.net

...or you could just use one of these
 
GCD
2012-11-28 05:06:42 PM
WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.
 
2012-11-28 05:06:46 PM

What a puss....MOM!!!! Mom....
WTF, someone that old living at home?

That wasn't a spider...now THIS is a spider.
Came home tipsy from the pub, hit the porch light, and ...


OH HAI!!!

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 05:07:06 PM
MooOOMM!

C'mon, it's a spider.
cup, paper, release.

I rarely have to kill them, it's a sure sign to me that they won't come get me when I sleep
 
2012-11-28 05:08:17 PM
Looks like he got caught in his own web of 'sticky situations'.
 
2012-11-28 05:10:11 PM
There was no reason to kill that spider. Roaches, ants, and the like are your enemy. Spiders are your friend.
 
HBK
2012-11-28 05:10:57 PM
It's funny how he nonchalantly panned over his pistol, which was just laying on the floor.
 
2012-11-28 05:11:28 PM
Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.
 
2012-11-28 05:12:28 PM
Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

ecx.images-amazon.com


hotlink
 
2012-11-28 05:12:28 PM
i286.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 05:12:43 PM
Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.
 
2012-11-28 05:13:14 PM

GCD: WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.


I think his landlord's been trolled. That was not Mom's basement.
 
2012-11-28 05:13:21 PM

GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.


Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.


The video does seem a bit contrived, the "mom" bit especially.
 
2012-11-28 05:13:37 PM

HBK: It's funny how he nonchalantly panned over his pistol, which was just laying on the floor.


It's just a mag cover shot.
 
2012-11-28 05:14:08 PM
I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.
 
2012-11-28 05:14:58 PM

jigger: There was no reason to kill that spider. Roaches, ants, and the like are your enemy. Spiders are your friend.


Not when you wake up with a couple dozen bites on your back. Painful and my muscles ached underneath the bites for a few weeks. I don't have roaches here, and we spray for ants. Spiders can stay outside, or face death inside.

When I lived in a location with roaches (Okinawa), we kept a skink in the room, which eliminated the issue (even if we rarely saw the little guy).
 
2012-11-28 05:16:16 PM

blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

U mad?
 
2012-11-28 05:16:23 PM
Living in mom's basement....what's his Fark handle.
 
2012-11-28 05:16:55 PM

crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.


You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.
 
2012-11-28 05:17:17 PM
"In other news, no, I don't have a date this Saturday. Can't imagine why. Maybe Mom will know."
 
2012-11-28 05:17:32 PM
Ha haha! I love that, "Ah shiat, I just farked up" look on his face.
 
2012-11-28 05:17:40 PM
I knew where this was going when I saw the Motor Trend and Handgun magazines on the floor next to the Xbox in the basement.
It cemented my opinion of his intelligence when he said "Brass Knucks"
 
2012-11-28 05:19:05 PM

KrispyKritter: Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 222x212]


hotlink


I kept thinking you were talking in the third person, was really confused there for a moment.... also fevered, so.
 
2012-11-28 05:19:29 PM

WalMartian: blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 200x152]

U mad?


Yep, was waiting for that. Except I was expecting the pic of the big o' spider in the corner with all the baby bastards.
 
2012-11-28 05:22:54 PM

blatz514: WalMartian: blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 200x152]

U mad?

Yep, was waiting for that. Except I was expecting the pic of the big o' spider in the corner with all the baby bastards.


Ask and ye shall receive:

comedybro-z.webs.com
 
2012-11-28 05:23:17 PM

crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.


I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug. And all they do is hang out and look ugly, they're intruders and they must die.
 
2012-11-28 05:23:29 PM

natas6.0: MooOOMM!

C'mon, it's a spider.
cup, paper, release.

I rarely have to kill them, it's a sure sign to me that they won't come get me when I sleep


catch this
 
2012-11-28 05:24:47 PM
toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers Nukes.

FTFY
 
2012-11-28 05:25:40 PM
I'll tell you why I wouldn't use brass knuckles to kill a spider: it would require my body coming waaaaay too close to it.

Bathroom? I'm thinking hairspray + match.
 
2012-11-28 05:26:15 PM
A fly swatter would've sufficed just fine.
 
2012-11-28 05:26:29 PM

browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug


No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.
 
2012-11-28 05:26:34 PM
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day and I've already been to the politics tab twice.
 
2012-11-28 05:27:17 PM

blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.


I have a nice scar on my hand from a Brown Recluse. The ER had to cut out the necrotic flesh.

/in northern Ohio
 
2012-11-28 05:28:04 PM

dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.


If I've been killing the spiders, how are they killing the other bugs?
 
2012-11-28 05:29:02 PM

KrispyKritter: Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 222x212]


hotlink


Nice idea in theory, but when my girlfriend sends me after a spider she wants me to kill the motherfarker.
 
2012-11-28 05:29:07 PM

GCD: WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.



I'm hoping ironic setup - for his sake. Otherwise the ITG gun mags and shiatbeard spell early prison life.
 
2012-11-28 05:29:59 PM
I love how he punched it twice, then took a long pause to reflect on it before coming to the conclusion that he did something stupid.
 
2012-11-28 05:30:33 PM

dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.


I want to adopt a large wolf or camel spider and let him crawl around my house... I live in the deep woods near a large creek and get the palmetto roaches. Don't minds spiders at all, but I squeal when I see a roach.
 
2012-11-28 05:31:41 PM

satanorsanta: blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.

I have a nice scar on my hand from a Brown Recluse. The ER had to cut out the necrotic flesh.

/in northern Ohio


Cripes, they're making it more north?? I heard of them crawling into open luggage and getting taken for a ride.
 
2012-11-28 05:33:06 PM
I don't see the problem. I assume a guy so manly that he subscribes to Handgunner and MotorTrend, have 'brass nucks' stowed away and a picture of a land navigation compass as his wallpaper can easily repair dry wall.
 
2012-11-28 05:33:58 PM
Newsflash: dumb people do dumb things. Dumb people who want to get "popular" on YouTube do intentionally even dumber things.

Dude knew what was going to happen before he hit the wall, hit it expecting the hole (hence didn't act in the least surprised after the initial hit), and had his "reaction" all prepared and rehearsed, right down to "Mom".

I call fake.
 
2012-11-28 05:36:17 PM
I hate spiders they freak me out worse than snakes. One day I'm standing in my garage when this huge spider marches in and stops about 5 feet away on the concrete floor. Hundreds of baby spiders start jumping off her back and spreading out on the floor in all directions. I figure my house is going to be infested if I don't do something. So I grabbed my MAPP gas torch with a trigger starter and burned them all into coal dust.
 
2012-11-28 05:36:41 PM

blatz514:
Cripes, they're making it more north?? I heard of them crawling into open luggage and getting taken for a ride.


I was working on a old car and got a spider bite. A few days later my hand was so swollen I couldn't touch my thumb to my ring finger. Plus there was a hole the diameter of a pencil down to the muscle. The ER doc said they have seen bites from Michigan too
 
2012-11-28 05:37:09 PM
blatz514

can't see it at work, I'll check it in a bit at home.

-expecting creepy monster goodness-
 
2012-11-28 05:38:00 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com 

ARRGGHHH!!

Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?
 
2012-11-28 05:39:09 PM
Great you killed the spider, now you have no friends.
 
2012-11-28 05:41:49 PM

satanorsanta: The ER doc said they have seen bites from Michigan too


Link
 
2012-11-28 05:42:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 05:42:16 PM

GungFu:  

ARRGGHHH!!

Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?


Thanks, a$$hole.
 
2012-11-28 05:43:03 PM
no no no no no..... no....... Nooooooooooooooo..... I dont do spiders...
 
2012-11-28 05:48:22 PM
That spider is what very large books are for.
 
2012-11-28 05:49:22 PM

toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.


It's pyrotechnics time!
 
2012-11-28 05:49:42 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 05:49:43 PM
OOOOO .. I wouldn't say no brass knuckles. Wait'll you see the insanely scary "people" coming out of Mankind 2.0 who were injected with spider RDNA.

Then you'll want brass knucks with c4 attached to 'em.
 
2012-11-28 05:50:31 PM

Indypendy: Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?

Thanks, a$$hole.


Yep, there too. A tight squeeze, perhaps, but with that many legs, I'm sure they've got the leverage.
 
2012-11-28 05:55:11 PM

God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?
 
2012-11-28 05:57:54 PM
1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
Spider vs brass knuckles? Really?
 
2012-11-28 05:58:03 PM

trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?


1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something
 
2012-11-28 05:58:47 PM
He should have used the gun. That said what a farking wuss.
 
2012-11-28 05:58:48 PM
 
2012-11-28 05:59:20 PM
Besides, putting the brass knuckles on the proximal phalanges is a good way to break said phalanges.
 
2012-11-28 06:00:06 PM

jst3p: trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?

1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something


Add "Epic" and "Fail" into that also..
 
2012-11-28 06:00:32 PM
What a shiatty computer monitor
 
2012-11-28 06:01:10 PM
The guy needs a cat.

Anything foolish enough to venture inside gets whacked. Then eaten.
 
2012-11-28 06:01:15 PM
Fark brass knuckles. 12-gauge plz kthx.

Indoor spiders die. They want to protect my place from the other nasty bugs they can form a perimeter outside at the potential access points and I'll leave them alone. Come through that window, enjoy spider Valhalla, multi-eyed and multi-legged demons.
 
2012-11-28 06:01:59 PM
The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!

RCW 9.41.250
Dangerous weapons -- Penalty.
Every person who:

(1) Manufactures, sells, or disposes of or possesses any instrument or weapon of the kind usually known as slung shot, sand club, or metal knuckles, or spring blade knife, or any knife the blade of which is automatically released by a spring mechanism or other mechanical device, or any knife having a blade which opens, or falls, or is ejected into position by the force of gravity, or by an outward, downward, or centrifugal thrust or movement;

(2) Furtively carries with intent to conceal any dagger, dirk, pistol, or other dangerous weapon; or

(3) Uses any contrivance or device for suppressing the noise of any firearm,

is guilty of a gross misdemeanor punishable under chapter 9A.20 RCW.
 
2012-11-28 06:04:08 PM
Every room was painted white, spiders don't stand a chance.
 
2012-11-28 06:04:36 PM

tzzhc4: The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!


Clearly that was a paperweight.
 
Ral
2012-11-28 06:05:04 PM
The only venomous spiders where I live are black widows, and I only ever see them in the garage. Other spiders are welcome in my house. I never see any other critters in here as a result.
 
2012-11-28 06:05:18 PM
Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam


OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder
 
2012-11-28 06:06:19 PM

blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.


For now. Give climate change a few more years...
 
2012-11-28 06:06:58 PM

Buckner: tzzhc4: The real stupid part is that brass knuckles are illegal in Washington. Nothing gets a faster conviction than a viral video!

Clearly that was a paperweight.


Hopefully the DA in Spokane sees it that way.
 
2012-11-28 06:08:50 PM

jst3p: trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?

1/10


/I remember when words like "troll" and "owned!" meant something


Don't Troll Me Bro!
 
2012-11-28 06:11:09 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.


They were strategically placed there so the camera would just happen to catch them. It's his way of saying, "BEHOLD MY MICROSCOPIC PENIS!"
 
2012-11-28 06:13:06 PM

Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder


0.tqn.com
Your neck looks soft. 
 
2012-11-28 06:15:54 PM

gweilo8888: Indypendy: Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?

Thanks, a$$hole.

Yep, there too. A tight squeeze, perhaps, but with that many legs, I'm sure they've got the leverage.


They probably don't have to do much squeezing to get into yours. Like a toddler in Carlsbad Caverns.

/joke?
 
2012-11-28 06:17:26 PM
What A Focking Pansy.
 
2012-11-28 06:19:37 PM
1.- Why would you go at arm's length to kill a spider?
2.- Why would you go at arm's length to kill a spider?
3.- Why would you go at arm's length to kill a spider?
4.- If the spider is not too aggressive, and it's not poisonous (unless you live in Australia, in which case, I'm sure it's self-defense), dont *twitch* kill that spider *twitch*.
 
2012-11-28 06:20:27 PM

Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder


But they're so cute!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 06:22:43 PM
Don't use a shoe, only commies use a shoe:
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-28 06:23:12 PM

lousyskater: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder

But they're so cute!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x260]


And they play their little drums!, like the image Fark Rye For Many Whores posted
 
2012-11-28 06:23:19 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder

[0.tqn.com image 500x487]
Your neck looks soft.



The cool part is the little black things are it's eyes. The big ones are the laser collimators.
 
2012-11-28 06:23:19 PM
Spider thread! Spider thread!
This one stars a fat dunderhead!
Black or brown, big or small-
THERE'S NO NEED TO GO BUST A WALL!
Look out.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrrread!
th857.photobucket.com
scodal.com
 
2012-11-28 06:25:47 PM
I'm an old softie. Spiders don't usually bother me, so when I see a big one inside, I catch it in a cup and throw it outside. Wasps, on the other hand, must die. If this were Nethack, and I came across a Scroll of Genocide, those farkers would be the first to go
 
2012-11-28 06:26:45 PM
He looks like one of the mods for Fark.

Tall, handsome, intelligent moderator.
 
2012-11-28 06:29:24 PM
Don't taze me bro.
 
2012-11-28 06:30:34 PM
Has this idiot never heard of brooms or a can of Raid? I had a wasp problem in my apartment, and I had no problem busting out a can of Raid Wasp killing poison, and just drowning the farkers in a stream of it. 

On the other hand, for spiders I catch and release them, even if the last few spiders tried to drop on top of my head.
 
2012-11-28 06:30:42 PM

Highroller48: OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder



?????

Check THIS out.

/sorry. . .
//couldn't help it
///been running a high fever for days
 
2012-11-28 06:36:43 PM

WorthNoting: Highroller48: OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder


?????

Check THIS out.

/sorry. . .
//couldn't help it
///been running a high fever for days


Ok... now I'm scared of spiders.. thanks a lot
 
2012-11-28 06:36:45 PM

Mega Steve: I'm an old softie. Spiders don't usually bother me, so when I see a big one inside, I catch it in a cup and throw it outside. Wasps, on the other hand, must die. If this were Nethack, and I came across a Scroll of Genocide, those farkers would be the first to go


Yeah, I really really REALLY hate wasps. I toubleshoot and repair wind turbines for a living and last year wasps began to nest on the inside of the turbine access doors. You wouldn't know if there was a clump of them living in there usually until you opened the door and got swarmed by them. For a while we actually had to wear our flash protection gear as make-shift bee suits to be able to kill them with wasp spray before actually starting work.
 
2012-11-28 06:36:46 PM
Completely unrelated to spiders but my first thought was this nugget: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdlOj1SbVo
 
2012-11-28 06:37:27 PM
Link

/Try that again.
 
2012-11-28 06:37:46 PM

lousyskater: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder

But they're so cute!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x260]


What a happy little fellow! Deadly poison.
 
2012-11-28 06:42:35 PM

Zombie DJ: I knew where this was going when I saw the Motor Trend and Handgun magazines on the floor next to the Xbox in the basement.
It cemented my opinion of his intelligence when he said "Brass Knucks"


He must have read the other:
pictureposter.audiworld.com
 
2012-11-28 06:42:38 PM

WorthNoting: ///been running a high fever for days


Dude, same here. wft?
 
2012-11-28 06:42:59 PM
I'd be curious to know how much water and toilet paper I have wasted used in the most noble way possible flushing spiders away from my home.

I've crushed many but those legs never stop moving. Spider zombies. No, they can't be stopped - only moved away. Using nearly a full roll of TP to form a barrier, they're picked up, dropped into the toilet and promptly flushed... and then, after the tank has refilled and settled down, it's flushed again in hopes that the spider will be too far removed and get lost during it's swim back.

Creepy little perverts- always watching me in the bathroom they are.
 
2012-11-28 06:46:24 PM
I remember when I moved into this dumpy apartment in an old prewar building on Staten Island.

For some reason it had an old dumbwaiter in the kitchen wall.

One day I heard some noises coming from it so I shoved the fridge from the wall & pried open the small door which had several coats of paint on it.

About 30 cockroaches fell out.

The interior walls of the brick & masonry shaft were like a swarming, moving black mass.

I knew right away what to do...

I slammed the door, ran to the bathroom, grabbed a can of Lysol and a lighter and returned.

About every night for several weeks I always looked forward to my after work Apocalypse, and eventually the word on Avenida Cucaracha got out to avoid the 5th floor because the mob never regained original strength.

Sweet memories of watching them ignite, and peel off the walls in division strength and fall into the black abyss below

/I started reading Lovecraft in 1967 so I really got into it.
 
2012-11-28 06:47:15 PM
Got a spider bite on my face. Either Brown Recluse or a Hobo spider.

Took about 6 years to stop hurting. Still have nerve damage from it
 
2012-11-28 06:47:54 PM
Human creativity is amazing. Since it's shocking to so many urban Americans to even consider killing an animal, spiders are stupidly considered bugs and bugs ain't animals. Also fish are not animals. You know, for the vegs.
 
2012-11-28 06:48:26 PM
And I'd rather deal with spiders than with mice. Disease spreading, turd laying, eating your food and scooting all over the place and making squeaky noises mice. I would burn down a whole building to get rid of one mouse. I have a drop ceiling, and a few months ago what must have been a baby mouse was running all over above me and squeaking non stop. My landlord took care of the problem, though he was kind of slow about it.
 
2012-11-28 06:48:30 PM
That said, wasps are animals, yes they are: the pets of Satan.
 
2012-11-28 06:50:20 PM
I love thee ImageKill. Greatest of all Chrome extensions.
 
2012-11-28 06:52:50 PM

blatz514: catch this


NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO*drool**pass out*
 
2012-11-28 06:54:03 PM
Three strikes:

1. The video is boring. I had to skip ahead several times.
2. He's a wimp for being afraid of spiders that are not venomous.
3. "Mom?" Dude, what are you, like 30?
 
2012-11-28 06:57:50 PM

skinink: And I'd rather deal with spiders than with mice. Disease spreading, turd laying, eating your food and scooting all over the place and making squeaky noises mice. I would burn down a whole building to get rid of one mouse. I have a drop ceiling, and a few months ago what must have been a baby mouse was running all over above me and squeaking non stop. My landlord took care of the problem, though he was kind of slow about it.


It's coming Winter and we're getting mice. Fortunately, our two young cats are proving to be awesome mousers. I always know when one has caught a mouse because she'll start growling whenever her sister comes near
 
2012-11-28 06:58:15 PM

Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder




Here's one from a spider thread 4 years ago Toraque shared your fears


i478.photobucket.com


Guess I can change it to Highroller48 now...
 
2012-11-28 06:59:34 PM
i recall a time when the neck-beard was sported by gentle-giants and only g2s
now, every other plus-sized thought-wrestler has one
 
2012-11-28 06:59:34 PM
I was going to say this guy was a complete moron but then I realized I had just clicked a Gawker link to watch a YouTube video.
 
2012-11-28 07:00:11 PM
Spider season in Seattle is horrid. Big garden spiders will turn bushes and eves into a high-wire circus. I knew someone who rented, and the tall bushes and plants leading to their front door had at least seven big spiders strung up around the path.
 
2012-11-28 07:01:12 PM

trappedspirit: God-is-a-Taco: GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.



Are you trolling me?


You dawg. I heard you hate trolled or troll so I got you some trolled or troll for your trolled or troll comment.
 
2012-11-28 07:05:54 PM

GungFu: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x385] 

ARRGGHHH!!

Imagine how many could fit inside your earholes and nostrils? As you sleep. In the middle of the night? Tonight?


imagine how many you could fit in your stomach

mmm spider stew
 
2012-11-28 07:08:04 PM

Wayne 985: Three strikes:

1. The video is boring. I had to skip ahead several times.
2. He's a wimp for being afraid of spiders that are not venomous.
3. "Mom?" Dude, what are you, like 30?


really? Do you have an attention span of 7 seconds or something?
 
2012-11-28 07:10:08 PM

Mr.Hawk: Highroller48: Fark Rye for Many Whores
I Haven't Killed Anybody SInce 1984
Gung Fu
Blatz514
lousyskater
Muad Dib
WalMartian
Fear The Clam

OKay, I SOOO hate all you farkers right now. Spiders can turn me from a 40-year-old man to a 5-year-old girl in about 1 second flat. YUCK!!

Seriously, even the pics in this thread are enough to get the butterflies going.

shudder



Here's one from a spider thread 4 years ago Toraque shared your fears


i478.photobucket.com


Guess I can change it to Highroller48 now...


AHHHHH IT'S BACK
 
2012-11-28 07:11:14 PM

Wayne 985: Three strikes:

1. The video is boring. I had to skip ahead several times.
2. He's a wimp for being afraid of spiders that are not venomous.
3. "Mom?" Dude, what are you, like 30?


You'd be living with your mom too, if she let you have the big bedroom.
 
2012-11-28 07:13:02 PM
The /k/ommando is strong in this one. Poor spider bro, stuck in some morons bathroom.
 
2012-11-28 07:15:10 PM
A) The kid is one of those guys that to the casual and naive viewer, looks older than he really is. He's probably 18 - 20 at best.
B) It's not unusual for kids of ANY ages to live with their parents these days. You know that economy thing? The one that sucks? Yeah, it's just another consequence of such.
C) How do we know that this guy isn't / wasn't home on vacation or fall break?
D) Regardless of all that, he was stupid to punch the wall like that. But it's yet more proof that I'm absolutely correct on point A.
 
2012-11-28 07:15:53 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net
approves
 
2012-11-28 07:16:24 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: imagine how many you could fit in your stomach


Depends on the size of the spider

tf2chan.net

/Om-nom-nom
 
2012-11-28 07:19:00 PM
I would leave spiders alone in my house if they didn't crap everywhere on my white baseboards. Also, I have recessed lights in my living room with some right above my couch. A couple times a year, a small spider likes to rappel down right in front of my face when I'm watching TV. Good times!
 
2012-11-28 07:19:51 PM
I have an understanding with the spiders in my house. If they stay on the outside walls, window sills, french door slides etc thay have nothing to fear from me. However, if I see them making inroads to an interior wall or scooting across the floor the jig is usually up. There is one that lives in a corner of my basement bathroom, think it's been there long enough to pay the mortgage on his web. Obviously they all understand that if the wiff or kids spot them in the open I'll get the call and have to make a show of force.
 
2012-11-28 07:23:04 PM
"Mom ... MOM!"

Yeah, that.

/ ahahahahahaha, "Mom!"
 
2012-11-28 07:25:58 PM

browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug. And all they do is hang out and look ugly, they're intruders and they must die.


I hate to inject something that might disturb your restful sleep, but if you have lots of spiders, it's almost certainly because you have lots of other bugs, only they prefer the dark. Spiders eat bugs. No bugs and you quickly run out of spiders.
 
2012-11-28 07:30:44 PM

Galileo's Daughter: toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.

Yeah, this.


And this again. Any spider you can see from down the hall justifies use of a freaking grenade launcher if you've got it.
 
2012-11-28 07:37:55 PM

HoratioGates: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug. And all they do is hang out and look ugly, they're intruders and they must die.

I hate to inject something that might disturb your restful sleep, but if you have lots of spiders, it's almost certainly because you have lots of other bugs, only they prefer the dark. Spiders eat bugs. No bugs and you quickly run out of spiders.


That's why the common approach when I lived in AZ was to keep the perimeter of the house sprayed: keeps out the scorpions. No food source, no predator.

Fun fact on scorp's, you can't flamethrower them. I mean you can, but they live long enough after the blast to scurry away into places like one's attic. That generally doesn't end well for the homeowner.
 
2012-11-28 07:40:59 PM
Brass knuckls don't work. A couple of years back I got. Myself in a "situation" with some tough guy. He tried afew tricks, I let him have his fun then I took them off him and said 'OK now we fight fair'. He just ran off, total punk. If you can't use them they are not any help at all. If I was going to get involved in a street fight now the only dirty tricks I would use are glass bottle: slash neck & face or rock/stone in sock. You can take a few guys out of the game with one of them ;)
 
2012-11-28 08:08:28 PM

There is an exception to every rule.

WARNING: THIS PICTURE IS NOT LIFE SIZE.
 
2012-11-28 08:11:40 PM

satanorsanta: blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.

I have a nice scar on my hand from a Brown Recluse. The ER had to cut out the necrotic flesh.

/in northern Ohio


Gotcha beat! One summer while "camping" on the carnival route I got bit TWICE by those/that bastard. One on my left shoulder and another on my right hip. It's HARD to sit upright in a wheelchair with a painful boil on yer hip, lemme tell ya!

Took THREE separate trips to ER to get them fixed up.

/Oakland, CA I HATE you!
//and agree with the catch and release crowd, no nasty bugs here!
///slashies!
 
2012-11-28 08:12:15 PM
But the spider is dead, right?

I keep to electronic bug zappers and a hiking shoe around just in case one shows up here. I get several a year, what with being in a basement suite.

also, you're a grown man, don't call for your mom like that. Go up and talk to her like an adult.
 
2012-11-28 08:13:28 PM
My brother hit the wall and put a hole in it. Of course, when my cousin did it a couple of weeks later, my brother was blamed by my aunt for the second hole as well. Imitable act, I guess.

It's a stupid thing to do.

He could have hit a stud.

But fortunately I wasn't there.

(Badaboom! Badabing!)
 
2012-11-28 08:14:10 PM

Indypendy: They probably don't have to do much squeezing to get into yours. Like a toddler in Carlsbad Caverns.

/joke?


Yeah, but not as funny as all the spiders that will be dancing on your eyelids and in all your orifices when you go to bed.
 
2012-11-28 08:19:46 PM
Senator Vreenak?
 
2012-11-28 08:23:31 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 08:29:45 PM

CapeFearCadaver: KrispyKritter: Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 222x212]


hotlink

I kept thinking you were talking in the third person, was really confused there for a moment.... also fevered, so.


LOL! My bad, sorry on that.

forteblast: Nice idea in theory, but when my girlfriend sends me after a spider she wants me to kill the motherfarker.

aww! if my wife isn't watching i'll pop the lil bugger back into the basement where it can enjoy happy hunting.

uncleacid: Every room was painted white, spiders don't stand a chance.


right? some people fear color. horrible way to go through life, surrounded by eggshell walls and framed prints from Bed Bath and Beyond. ugh.
 
2012-11-28 08:30:24 PM
This is what you get from unprotected sex.
 
2012-11-28 08:34:44 PM

crabsno termites: This is what you get from unprotected sex.


What? Are we supposed to go around passing out condoms to all the spiders we meet? I don't know what life is like in your exclusive, gated community, but in real America, spider condoms are expensive and not everybody can afford them in the quantities necessary to control the spider population.
 
2012-11-28 08:36:35 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.


what kind of person? the kind of grown man who still lives in his moms basement.
whether its chicken or egg i know not, but damned if the ones i have run into weren't pretty much -all- more than just a bit ITG.
 
2012-11-28 08:37:15 PM
Umm, yeah. Like snakes they may eat intrusive things but they're still annoying in themselves because they can bite you as well. Even if they have no venom it hurts like hell for a long time. If they could stay outside everything would be ok.
 
2012-11-28 08:41:31 PM
If I found a spider that big in my bathroom, I would simply close the door, seal the gaps with spray foam and duct tape, and proceed to shiat in my backyard.
 
2012-11-28 08:52:43 PM
i.imgur.com 
 
2012-11-28 08:58:00 PM
Pet spiders can be a lot of fun. Had a rose tarantula when I was in 3rd grade. Mostly fed it crickets and grasshoppers, with the occasional lizard. Took it to show and tell several times. Some kids freaked the fark out. It was awesome.

Also, bit a of an escape artist.

/csb
 
2012-11-28 09:06:18 PM
i849.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 09:15:59 PM
No dog is safe.

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 09:19:26 PM
ic.pics.livejournal.com

This is why car sales are up....
 
2012-11-28 09:28:26 PM
I moved from TX to Seattle a few years ago and I thought I left the spiders back there. So imagine my surprise when I found this scurrying along the kitchen floor...

bugguide.net

I didn't think to get pics at the time, but the "giant house spider" that I found was longer than a dollar bill. I put it outside and it tried run back inside. These things fast!
 
2012-11-28 09:43:02 PM
Yea, I'm gonna believe this guy just happen to follow himself around punching holes in wall to kill a spider and that it absolutly a reality type of thing.

The house is probably a demo job for remodeling. And he thought it would make him look special.
 
2012-11-28 09:51:16 PM

gweilo8888: Indypendy: They probably don't have to do much squeezing to get into yours. Like a toddler in Carlsbad Caverns.

/joke?

Yeah, but not as funny as all the spiders that will be dancing on your eyelids and in all your orifices when you go to bed.


Gross. Not terrifyingly scary, like I'm assuming you were aiming for.

/I'll give it a B+ for the effort and corresponding mental picture.
 
2012-11-28 09:58:58 PM
I was expecting a big spider :-(


Plus a lot of the big mean looking spiders are actually pretty harmless, ie, the huntsmen.
 
2012-11-28 10:01:05 PM

CapeFearCadaver: WorthNoting: ///been running a high fever for days

Dude, same here. wft?


Are you in Washington State?

Whatever this is has totally kicked my butt. Weak beyond belief!

And it won't GO AWAY!!!!!

My fever has 'broken' more times than I can count - soaking wet pillow, blankets . . .then instead of starting to get better . . .just more of the same.

/also suddenly supposed to be pulling some new place to live out of some magic hat
//plus, packing all my stuff, etc.
///just found all this out a day ago
////had already been sick for days
//I'm like, "Wut?????"
//so, am not impressed
 
2012-11-28 10:20:22 PM

Indypendy: Gross. Not terrifyingly scary, like I'm assuming you were aiming for.

/I'll give it a B+ for the effort and corresponding mental picture.


Actually, I was going for mildly gross and mildly funny. I like a bit of mediocrity in my Fark posts. ;-)

I wasn't going for terrifyingly scary, because there's nothing terrifyingly scary about a tiny spider you can barely even see.

Now, if you want terrifying, click this link (pops to gruesome, you have been warned.)

Yes, it is real. Read more here. Then sleep tight! :-)
 
2012-11-28 10:24:19 PM

MaoTenDoo: If I found a spider that big in my bathroom, I would simply close the door, seal the gaps with spray foam and duct tape, and proceed to shiat in my backyard.


+1, still giggling.
 
2012-11-28 10:26:39 PM

WorthNoting: CapeFearCadaver: WorthNoting: ///been running a high fever for days

Dude, same here. wft?

Are you in Washington State?
Whatever this is has totally kicked my butt. Weak beyond belief!
And it won't GO AWAY!!!!!
My fever has 'broken' more times than I can count - soaking wet pillow, blankets . . .then instead of starting to get better . . .just more of the same.


Clear across the country in NC. But yep, the same. Only other symptoms are swollen sinuses/pressure and headache but no real congestion... Just keeps climbing to 105 then breaking, then 104 then breaking, then back to 105 then breaking... on and on and on since Sunday. Today's temp went down to 101.6, so hopefully that trend continues. Get better over there, bud.
 
2012-11-28 10:31:00 PM
************EMERGENCY SPIDER SYSTEM (ESS) ACTIVATED************

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THIS WARNING CONFIRMS THE SIGHTING OF ARACHNIDS THAT WILL BE SURE TO EITHER KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP OR INVADE YOUR DREAMS AND CAUSE VOMITING, HEART ATTACKS, STROKE, AND/OR SOILED PANTS.

REMAIN CALM. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY AND/OR FIND WEAPONS THAT CAN TERMINATE HORRIFYING SPIDERS. APPROVED WEAPONS INCLUDE FLAMETHROWERS, NAPALM, COLLEGE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS, OR NUCLEAR MISSILES. FIND THE NEAREST WEAPON, AND REPEATEDLY SMASH THE SPIDER UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY FLATTENED AND HAS STOPPED MOVING/TWITCHING. IF YOU CANNOT PERFORM THIS TASK, FIND THE NEAREST NON-PUSSY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

ONCE THE SPIDER IS DESTROYED, USE NUCLEAR MISSILES AND/OR GASOLINE WITH A MATCH TO BURN THE BODY, TO MAKE SURE THE SPIDER IS DOWN FOR GOOD. REMOVE THE ASHES WITH A VACUUM CLEANER, AND MAKE SURE YOU CAUTERIZE THE VACUUM CLEANER JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

THIS CONCLUDES THE ESS EMERGENCY BROADCAST

******END TRANSMISSION*********
 
2012-11-28 10:31:24 PM
WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD?! O_O
 
2012-11-28 10:33:37 PM
And then I see that WorthNoting already posted a video of the same thing.

Nephila pilipes, aka nephila maculata, I believe. With legs, approaching the same size as my outstretched hand, and I'm over six foot tall. Web strong enough to catch birds, rats, etc. Venom isn't fatal to humans unless you're allergic, but it's got an effect similar to that of a black widow, and I'd imagine it's pretty painful if for no other reason than that its chelicerae (read: biting / stinging bits) are large enough to leave a scar after puncturing human skin.

I've walked into an N. pilipes web by mistake, and I've seen one of those running up my own leg. Not an occurrence I ever wish to repeat.
 
2012-11-28 10:36:49 PM

browntimmy: dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.

If I've been killing the spiders, how are they killing the other bugs?


They come back from the dead. Zombie spiders. Duh.
 
2012-11-28 10:47:36 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: That's why the common approach when I lived in AZ was to keep the perimeter of the house sprayed: keeps out the scorpions. No food source, no predator.

Fun fact on scorp's, you can't flamethrower them. I mean you can, but they live long enough after the blast to scurry away into places like one's attic. That generally doesn't end well for the homeowner.


When I was a kid my mother was trying to teach me how to be observant, so when I reported a bug in the kitchen she sent me back for more details. After a couple trips and reports she got suspicious and followed me out to the kitchen where I was kneeling down with my face a couple inches away from a scorpion trying to figure out what color eyes it had...

and another random story...

During WWII the allies developed a bomb based on bats. It would drop a load of bats on a Japanese city. The bats had incendiaries tied to their legs. When released they'd fly off and find someplace to roost- likely awnings on Japanese buildings, and then the timer would go off. It was even tested on a mocked up city in the desert. It supposedly was not deployed because the atom bomb was farther along in development.
 
2012-11-28 10:49:07 PM

cyks: I've crushed many but those legs never stop moving. Spider zombies. No, they can't be stopped - only moved away. Using nearly a full roll of TP to form a barrier, they're picked up, dropped into the toilet and promptly flushed... and then, after the tank has refilled and settled down, it's flushed again in hopes that the spider will be too far removed and get lost during it's swim back.


Spider zombies

Listen, and understand. Those spider zombies are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
 
2012-11-28 10:50:53 PM

brantgoose: There is an exception to every rule.

WARNING: THIS PICTURE IS NOT LIFE SIZE.


Did you just tip that spider a dollar?
 
2012-11-28 10:58:29 PM

gweilo8888: Now, if you want terrifying, click this link (pops to gruesome, you have been warned.)

Yes, it is real. Read more here. Then sleep tight! :-)


Sounds like as long as you don't happen to live in Australia or NW Florida you're probably okay.
 
2012-11-28 11:11:09 PM

CapeFearCadaver: WorthNoting: CapeFearCadaver: WorthNoting: ///been running a high fever for days

Dude, same here. wft?

Are you in Washington State?
Whatever this is has totally kicked my butt. Weak beyond belief!
And it won't GO AWAY!!!!!
My fever has 'broken' more times than I can count - soaking wet pillow, blankets . . .then instead of starting to get better . . .just more of the same.

Clear across the country in NC. But yep, the same. Only other symptoms are swollen sinuses/pressure and headache but no real congestion... Just keeps climbing to 105 then breaking, then 104 then breaking, then back to 105 then breaking... on and on and on since Sunday. Today's temp went down to 101.6, so hopefully that trend continues. Get better over there, bud.


Hey Thanks! Same to you! Can't last forever right?
 
2012-11-28 11:12:15 PM
mimg.ugo.com 

Would have just eaten the spider.
 
2012-11-28 11:19:16 PM
AGAIN.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-28 11:49:38 PM
We been trolled, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Hilarious, I needed a good laugh!

The magazines at the beginning, saying he was moving out of town "NOT because of a job or anything," the brass knuckles, calling for mom at the end of an (obviously staged) reaction shot... very neat little skit.
 
2012-11-29 12:56:06 AM

0z79: We been trolled, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Hilarious, I needed a good laugh!

The magazines at the beginning, saying he was moving out of town "NOT because of a job or anything," the brass knuckles, calling for mom at the end of an (obviously staged) reaction shot... very neat little skit.


Who cares, he killed a spider the size of a grapefruit with a set of brass knuckles, and for that, he is now an Internet hero.
 
2012-11-29 02:51:15 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-29 02:59:19 AM

ybishop: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 500x667]

This is why car sales are up....


You know, I could be accused of being seriously afraid of spiders during my life, but I have to say that I've mellowed as I've become older. In fact some of the pics in this thread are beautiful. Then I got to your image. Fark you! If I have a spider nightmare I'm coming back armed with harsh language!

/skin crawls away with the rest of me in tow
 
2012-11-29 08:57:09 AM

browntimmy: dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.

If I've been killing the spiders, how are they killing the other bugs?


Well what do you think they eat??
 
2012-11-29 09:56:27 AM

WorthNoting: Hey Thanks! Same to you! Can't last forever right?


Good lord I hope not. Finally came into the office for the first time today, been here for less than 2 hours and am already starting to fail again. About to heat up some theraflu, see how that goes; but might have to just go back home and crawl in bed. At least I was able to reply to a few clients :/

/hopefully there won't be any spiders under my sheets
 
2012-11-29 11:37:20 AM

Maud Dib: Came home tipsy from the pub, hit the porch light, and


I have a big old tarantula as a pet, well actually, it belongs to my wife, but am really glad that I don't live where they are wild. I think that I could probably get used to it, but don't know that I would want to.
 
2012-11-29 11:43:25 AM

WorthNoting: Sounds like as long as you don't happen to live in Australia or NW Florida you're probably okay.


It's found across much of Asia. Including Hong Kong, where I saw one running up my own leg.

And closely-related spiders are found across much of the rest of the world. In the US, Nephila Clavipes is an example of an orb weaver that occasionally catches birds, and it is found from North Carolina to Texas.
 
2012-11-29 01:32:06 PM

gweilo8888: Indypendy: They probably don't have to do much squeezing to get into yours. Like a toddler in Carlsbad Caverns.

/joke?

Yeah, but not as funny as all the spiders that will be dancing on your eyelids and in all your orifices when you go to bed.


Allright, I love spiders and know that they don't do that (they're hunters, not parasites!) but that seriously creeps me out.. and I'm the type that'll pick a small yellow jacket nest early in the season, so they're used to me, but sting anyone bothering me.. while I get away with petting them.

It turns out they like beer, just like almost everything else; if a couple are bothering you while you're drinking one, pour out a small puddle and they'll go for that instead of yours.. drink all their tiny little stomachs can hold and fly away, a little crooked and zig-zaggy.
 
2012-11-29 07:49:58 PM

0z79: Allright, I love spiders and know that they don't do that (they're hunters, not parasites!) but that seriously creeps me out..


No, it's real. The dancing on your eyelids is just a part of the ritual they use to hunt for your eyelash mites.

You don't want to know why they're dancing in the other places. ;-)
 
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