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(Celebslam)   Jennifer Aniston tells friend to stop seeing Mel Gibson. Yeah, this is going to end spectacularly well   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 45
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2012-11-28 03:50:48 PM
Calm down, sugar tits.
 
2012-11-28 03:52:57 PM
It's fine. Jen isn't Jewish.
 
2012-11-28 04:31:49 PM
From racist rants to violent outbursts, there's no shortage of reasons to steer clear of Mel Gibson. But Jennifer Aniston's pal and body double, Ashley Cusato, is getting a stern reminder form her A-list doppelganger.

Maybe Jen just doesn't want to start sporting a black eye.
 
2012-11-28 04:54:38 PM
Is Mel gonna have to choke a biatch?

...Again?
 
2012-11-28 05:02:01 PM
the space between buttocks equals perfection
 
2012-11-28 05:04:15 PM
...but he's so dreamy!
img2.timeinc.net
 
ecl
2012-11-28 05:06:17 PM
Pokies said what?
 
2012-11-28 05:08:19 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: ...but he's so dreamy!

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com


Sure he is...
 
2012-11-28 05:09:41 PM
Could be worse....It might have been Chris Brown.
 
2012-11-28 05:22:17 PM
You know, they're friends, they work together, it's natural to talk to a friend about what you think is a poor decision. That it's even being reported by a gossip rag is maybe the real story. Or rather, it's pretty much grist for the mill, and anyone got the over and under on this even being remotely true?
 
2012-11-28 05:22:26 PM
I wonder if he puts a bag on her head and pretends he's f*cking Jennifer.
 
2012-11-28 05:39:31 PM
How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.
 
2012-11-28 05:53:03 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away...and there will be an end to the horror.
 
2012-11-28 05:57:00 PM

schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.


How YOU doin'??
 
2012-11-28 06:13:40 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: It's fine. Jen isn't Jewish.


Show him a picture of her old nose, that'll get things rolling.
 
2012-11-28 06:41:18 PM
If anyone knows about stable relationships it's Jennifer Aniston.
 
2012-11-28 06:52:26 PM
Why's she so worried? She should just smile...
 
2012-11-28 07:17:27 PM

uncleacid: If anyone knows about stable relationships it's Jennifer Aniston.


You're thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker.

/Hey-o
 
2012-11-28 07:19:49 PM

uncleacid: If anyone knows about stable relationships it's Jennifer AnistonSarah Jessica Parker.

 

FTFY
 
2012-11-28 07:20:36 PM

uncleacid: If anyone knows about stable relationships it's Jennifer Aniston.


Well, getting relationship advice from Jennifer Aniston is like asking Amanda Bynes for safe driving tips, but I think she may be right about this one. Mel Gibson was a great actor at one point, but now he's the mayor of Crazytown
 
2012-11-28 07:22:08 PM

schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.


STIE?
 
ecl
2012-11-28 07:37:50 PM

schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.


What sugar tits might look like ****NSFW***
 
2012-11-28 07:45:27 PM

ecl: schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.

What sugar tits might look like ****NSFW***


oi55.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-28 07:46:43 PM
Gibsons' brain is so pickled he's lost all self control. It wouldn't surprise me if he kills somebody some day. He's probably already killing hobos to sate his blood lust.
 
2012-11-28 07:55:42 PM

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 647x343]
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away...and there will be an end to the horror.


HAHAHAHAH

Brilliant, man!


Apos: Could be worse....It might have been Chris Brown.


I'm not opposed to the idea of Chris Brown and Mel Gibson taking time out for a bit of the ol' face-to-face inside Thunderdome.
 
2012-11-28 08:02:08 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:


Apos: Could be worse....It might have been Chris Brown.

I'm not opposed to the idea of Chris Brown and Mel Gibson taking time out for a bit of the ol' face-to-face inside Thunderdome.


Now THAT I'd pay top dollar to see.
 
2012-11-28 08:13:16 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 647x343]
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away...and there will be an end to the horror.

HAHAHAHAH

Brilliant, man!

 


The second best "Road" movie...
 
2012-11-28 08:37:28 PM

ecl: schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.

What sugar silicone tits might look like ****NSFW***


Fixed.

/blechhhh
//tens of thousands of nekkid girls on the internet and you pick one with bolt-ons.
 
2012-11-28 08:39:45 PM

PhiloeBedoe: The second best "Road" movie...


After Road House, naturally.
 
2012-11-28 08:49:58 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: PhiloeBedoe: The second best "Road" movie...

After Road House, naturally.


*Nods* Naturally.
 
2012-11-28 08:52:40 PM
the fact that she had to tell this woman to avoid Mel is proof enough that she is really too stupid to do it. She is just asking for trouble, or a book deal or a lawsuit. Or all three.
 
2012-11-28 08:56:15 PM

peterthx: /blechhhh
//tens of thousands of nekkid girls on the internet and you pick one with bolt-ons.


Antidote:
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-28 10:35:28 PM
We'd all like to stop seeing Mel Gibson.
 
2012-11-28 10:48:33 PM

Mega Steve: uncleacid: If anyone knows about stable relationships it's Jennifer Aniston.

Well, getting relationship advice from Jennifer Aniston is like asking Amanda Bynes for safe driving tips, but I think she may be right about this one. Mel Gibson was a great actor at one point, but now he's the mayor of Crazytown


This....even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
2012-11-28 10:55:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: We'd all like to stop seeing Mel Gibson.


Especially when looking out the kitchen window.
 
2012-11-29 12:45:06 AM

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 647x343]
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away...and there will be an end to the horror.


Man, I was watching the movie on Saturday and it just came to me this guy is totally based on Humongous. Muscle bound. Mask. Leader of violent gang. Speeches giving false hope.

www.chlomo.org
 
2012-11-29 12:52:20 AM

rocky_howard: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 647x343]
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away...and there will be an end to the horror.

Man, I was watching the movie on Saturday and it just came to me this guy is totally based on Humongous. Muscle bound. Mask. Leader of violent gang. Speeches giving false hope.

[www.chlomo.org image 850x478]


Homosexual second-in-command?
 
2012-11-29 01:36:42 AM
I don't get the hate for Jennifer Aniston. She's hot, funny, seems very down to earth. It's not her fault Brad left her for that crazy biatch. Actually, I think i have a soft spot for her because when Brad left her, she was asked In an interview if Brad had actually cheated, and her response was essentially, "Brad says he didn't, and I choose to believe my husband."
 
2012-11-29 07:33:32 AM
Jennifer just wants Mel Gibson for herself . He's a A listed star dating a stand in! Come on.

Oh sure he talented but not as cool as Sean Penn.

:The relationship was marred by violent outbursts against the press, including one incident for which he was arrested for assaulting a photographer on a film set; Penn was sentenced to 60 days in jail in mid-1987, of which he served 33 days.[13] It is also alleged that when Penn discovered the paparazzo in his hotel room, he hung him by his ankles from the ninth-floor balcony.[14] In June 1987, Madonna went to the Cedars Sinai hospital for an X-ray after Penn hit her across the head with a baseball bat.[15] Later in the marriage, Penn was charged with felony domestic assault, a charge for which he pleaded to a misdemeanor. [16] Penn and Madonna divorced in 1989.
 
2012-11-29 10:03:27 AM
Hopefully Helen Hunt wins an Oscar for that flick, and then that becomes the trend.
 
2012-11-29 11:24:45 AM
Link


DIOS MIO! she'll drop the top, just like me in my imaginary convertable
 
2012-11-29 11:46:01 AM
Sugar Tits sounds like a breakfast.

/I know "it is"
//George Carlin
 
2012-11-29 02:44:17 PM

Mega Steve: uncleacid: If anyone knows about stable relationships it's Jennifer Aniston.

Well, getting relationship advice from Jennifer Aniston is like asking Amanda Bynes for safe driving tips, but I think she may be right about this one. Mel Gibson was a great actor at one point, but now he's the mayor of Crazytown


Meh.

Once the shine wears off it's easy to see the warts.
 
2012-11-30 10:16:52 PM

peterthx: ecl: schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.

What sugar silicone tits might look like ****NSFW***

Fixed.

/blechhhh
//tens of thousands of nekkid girls on the internet and you pick one with bolt-ons.


I'm glad you said it so I don't have to be Studman. I was okay until she started rubbing them, but then they moved all weird and I could see lumps and hardness and that just...I can't explain it but I can't find it sexy. It's like...in the boob uncanny valley or something. Like the animal instinct part of my brain is not at all convinced she isn't full of tumors or an alien parasite.
 
ecl
2012-12-01 03:38:46 AM

ambercat: peterthx: ecl: schubie: How tall is he really? I'm 5'8 but I don't think he'd come up to my sugar tits.

What sugar silicone tits might look like ****NSFW***

Fixed.

/blechhhh
//tens of thousands of nekkid girls on the internet and you pick one with bolt-ons.

I'm glad you said it so I don't have to be Studman. I was okay until she started rubbing them, but then they moved all weird and I could see lumps and hardness and that just...I can't explain it but I can't find it sexy. It's like...in the boob uncanny valley or something. Like the animal instinct part of my brain is not at all convinced she isn't full of tumors or an alien parasite.


That's what gets me off.

unrealitymag.com
 
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