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(Gawker)   Spider-man and My Little Pony help you explain the Elmo sex scandal to your kids. (Possibly Not safe for work pics.)   (gawker.com ) divider line
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2012-11-28 03:17:34 PM  
Now there's three accusers? That's starting to make me wonder if he really hasn't been bonking underage guys.
 
2012-11-28 03:34:44 PM  
Gawker, MLP and a news story I don't give a shiat about? It's a trifecta of internet cancer.

/in before doglover writes a wall of text about how cool MLP is.
 
2012-11-28 03:34:57 PM  
My t-shirt today: i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 03:46:25 PM  

styckx: Gawker, MLP and a news story I don't give a shiat about? It's a trifecta of internet cancer.

/in before doglover writes a wall of text about how cool MLP is.


Oh my. Is that the wailing and gnashing of teeth I hear?

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com

1.asset.soup.io

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 03:48:02 PM  
That is the dumbest farking thing I have ever seen in my life
 
2012-11-28 03:50:27 PM  
FTFA: Like Elmo's first friend, Cecil said that Elmo had misbehaved with him when he was just a little boy. Cecil said that he had met Elmo while calling numbers he wasn't supposed to call when he was 15. He said that Elmo wasn't a muppet at all, but a dirty old troll who "trolled gay telephone chat line rooms" looking for boys to misbehave with.

img.gawkerassets.com

RUN DERPY, RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!

ladygeekgirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 03:51:53 PM  
DERPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

iambrony.jsmart.web.id
 
2012-11-28 03:56:05 PM  

Cythraul: Now there's three accusers? That's starting to make me wonder if he really hasn't been bonking underage guys.


I would be more inclined to pillory Clash except that a full investigation was done on the first accuser years ago and there wasn't even enough to press charges. And all 3 accusers say this happened 7-10 years ago. Nobody from before then, nobody more recent. Why just a 3-year period? He suddenly had a craving for teenagers and then moved on to Bears or something?
 
2012-11-28 03:57:27 PM  
The only thing I want to know is...

How did they find a Derpy figure?? Those things are next to impossible to find!

/Derpy is best pony!
 
2012-11-28 04:02:07 PM  

brigid_fitch: Cythraul: Now there's three accusers? That's starting to make me wonder if he really hasn't been bonking underage guys.

I would be more inclined to pillory Clash except that a full investigation was done on the first accuser years ago and there wasn't even enough to press charges. And all 3 accusers say this happened 7-10 years ago. Nobody from before then, nobody more recent. Why just a 3-year period? He suddenly had a craving for teenagers and then moved on to Bears or something?


Plus, didn't the first accuser's lawyers drop him, only for #1 to go find some even more unscrupulous lawyers to try and assist him in getting a pay day?
 
2012-11-28 04:15:02 PM  
I like Elmo and MLP, but I couldn't make sense of that damn rambling mess to save my cherry ass.
 
2012-11-28 04:16:20 PM  

palladiate: I like Elmo and MLP, but I couldn't make sense of that damn rambling mess to save my cherry ass.


You have a 'cherry ass?'
 
2012-11-28 04:18:58 PM  

palladiate: I like Elmo and MLP, but I couldn't make sense of that damn rambling mess to save my cherry ass.


Bottom line: If Elmo gets hold of your cherry ass, it will look like this

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-28 04:20:22 PM  
I"ve been to the Fark boobies and it really opened up my eyes as to how depraved you basement dwellers are but really? Ponies?

/snicker
 
2012-11-28 04:29:25 PM  

Cythraul: You have a 'cherry ass?'


fc03.deviantart.net 

As a side note, I play way too much My Little Pony on my smartphone.
 
2012-11-28 04:30:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: brigid_fitch: Cythraul: Now there's three accusers? That's starting to make me wonder if he really hasn't been bonking underage guys.

I would be more inclined to pillory Clash except that a full investigation was done on the first accuser years ago and there wasn't even enough to press charges. And all 3 accusers say this happened 7-10 years ago. Nobody from before then, nobody more recent. Why just a 3-year period? He suddenly had a craving for teenagers and then moved on to Bears or something?

Plus, didn't the first accuser's lawyers drop him, only for #1 to go find some even more unscrupulous lawyers to try and assist him in getting a pay day?


Yes. As soon as the media reported that the first accuser had previous run-ins w/the police, including robbing a boyfriend at knife-point, the first lawyer ran for the hills. His new lawyer is also representing the 2nd accuser, which only pushes my skepticism even further. Then this 3rd accuser just happens to be writing a book?

Jesus, all I can think of is this poor guy Clash. He went through the first accusation--which included both detectives and independents from Sesame Workshop interviewing the accuser--and was exonerated. Then, a few years later, he has to go through it all over again and in the public eye, thanks to TMZ. Now he's got moneygrabbers coming out of the woodwork and has to walk away from a career he not only was phenomenal at but obviously loved.
 
2012-11-28 04:38:26 PM  

brigid_fitch: The only thing I want to know is...

How did they find a Derpy figure?? Those things are next to impossible to find!

/Derpy is best pony!


No, the "actual" Hasbro Derpys are nearly impossible to find. But Hasbro licenses out Derpy to other companies to make "collectors editions". And they are easy to find. I bought myself the a Derpy last weekend at Hot Topic for about $12.

/only went into Hot Topic to buy the Derpy. I swear to God!
 
2012-11-28 04:40:35 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: I"ve been to the Fark boobies and it really opened up my eyes as to how depraved you basement dwellers are but really? Ponies?

/snicker


Dude, you have no idea how deep this goes..
 
2012-11-28 04:41:55 PM  

styckx: AlwaysRightBoy: I"ve been to the Fark boobies and it really opened up my eyes as to how depraved you basement dwellers are but really? Ponies?

/snicker

Dude, you have no idea how deep this goes..


Just back away.. just... back.. away.
 
2012-11-28 04:43:34 PM  

styckx: AlwaysRightBoy: I"ve been to the Fark boobies and it really opened up my eyes as to how depraved you basement dwellers are but really? Ponies?

/snicker

Dude, you have no idea how deep this goes..


Oh, come on... conventions are always full of the most dysfunctional and weird members of any fandom.

Take a look at a Star Trek convention, or a comic convention, or in the stands of a Football game.
 
2012-11-28 04:43:40 PM  

Cythraul: Just back away.. just... back.. away.


I had to wade through two pages of Rule 34 on a GIS for "Cherrilee" just to find something SFW. This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-11-28 04:44:05 PM  

styckx: Gawker, MLP and a news story I don't give a shiat about? It's a trifecta of internet cancer.

/in before doglover writes a wall of text about how cool MLP is.


It's clear enough I'm in the right to see how miserable you are without the magic of friendship. Look at the wretch, ladies and gentlemen. He YEARNS for happines, but he refuses to let Pinkie Pie into his heart. Tragic.

When you come around, I'll be waitin'
 
2012-11-28 04:46:42 PM  

palladiate: Cythraul: Just back away.. just... back.. away.

I had to wade through two pages of Rule 34 on a GIS for "Cherrilee" just to find something SFW. This is why we can't have nice things.


You don't have a Cheerilee folder?
 
2012-11-28 04:49:35 PM  

palladiate: Cythraul: Just back away.. just... back.. away.

I had to wade through two pages of Rule 34 on a GIS for "Cherrilee" just to find something SFW. This is why we can't have nice things.


However, Rule 34 is not specific to ponies. I mean...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 04:53:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: palladiate: Cythraul: Just back away.. just... back.. away.

I had to wade through two pages of Rule 34 on a GIS for "Cherrilee" just to find something SFW. This is why we can't have nice things.

However, Rule 34 is not specific to ponies. I mean...

[i6.photobucket.com image 320x400]


That guy in Australia got jail time for Bart farking Lisa Simpson pics.

And then, my personal favorite, R34 of the guy from the Rule 34 explanitory cartoon farking himself, thus cementing the rule.
 
2012-11-28 04:56:16 PM  

Lollipop165: No, the "actual" Hasbro Derpys are nearly impossible to find.


Not if you have someone who went to Comicon and got one for you.
 
2012-11-28 05:16:23 PM  

styckx: AlwaysRightBoy: I"ve been to the Fark boobies and it really opened up my eyes as to how depraved you basement dwellers are but really? Ponies?

/snicker

Dude, you have no idea how deep this goes..


I have a furry next to me in the next office. The stories are for another time
 
2012-11-28 05:23:21 PM  
Tickle Me Elmo is Grover, except gay and orange. That's about it.

Oh, the guy who did the voice of Elmo is also a homo? What a co-inkidink.
 
2012-11-28 05:30:27 PM  

doglover: palladiate: Cythraul: Just back away.. just... back.. away.

I had to wade through two pages of Rule 34 on a GIS for "Cherrilee" just to find something SFW. This is why we can't have nice things.

You don't have a Cheerilee folder?


You don't have a Pony porn drive partition?

/From my cold, dead, slightly-sticky hands
 
2012-11-28 05:37:16 PM  

doglover: And then, my personal favorite, R34 of the guy from the Rule 34 explanitory cartoon farking himself, thus cementing the rule.


That may be the king of meta.
 
2012-11-28 05:40:34 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: doglover: palladiate: Cythraul: Just back away.. just... back.. away.

I had to wade through two pages of Rule 34 on a GIS for "Cherrilee" just to find something SFW. This is why we can't have nice things.

You don't have a Cheerilee folder?

You don't have a Pony porn drive partition?

/From my cold, dead, slightly-sticky hands


If I did, it wouldn't be on something so easily pilfered like this laptop.
 
2012-11-28 05:53:23 PM  

BronyMedic: Lollipop165: No, the "actual" Hasbro Derpys are nearly impossible to find.

Not if you have someone who went to Comicon and got one for you.


I had two people go to Comicon with the intention of buying me one and they sold out :-/
 
2012-11-28 06:42:50 PM  

Lollipop165: BronyMedic: Lollipop165: No, the "actual" Hasbro Derpys are nearly impossible to find.

Not if you have someone who went to Comicon and got one for you.

I had two people go to Comicon with the intention of buying me one and they sold out :-/


I want Derpy stationary.
 
2012-11-28 07:53:45 PM  
Hell, if Hasbro would just deign to make a blind-bag sized Derpy to go with the rest of my Tiny Herd I'd be happy :D

Don't yet have her (SOMEDAY), but am glad that I did get my favourite striped not-pony in both regular and blind-bag size :D

/yes, I like Zecora, damnit
//she reminds me of the lady who runs Kizito Cookies, and thus I always tend to picture the moral of the story of her first appearance as "Don't be prejudiced, the striped not-pony has cookies"
///then again, I also think that our beloved Derpy could ALSO be used in a similar teaching-moment episode to basically not judge people based on their disabilities--much as one Farker actually proposed. Yes, Muffins Are Involved :D
 
2012-11-29 06:47:11 AM  

styckx: AlwaysRightBoy: I"ve been to the Fark boobies and it really opened up my eyes as to how depraved you basement dwellers are but really? Ponies?

/snicker

Dude, you have no idea how deep this goes..


Woah...one of these guys got into at Portcon. I was at the first Portcon...dressed as Cloud. Good times.

/CSB
 
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