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2012-11-28 02:51:19 PM  
I remember a time when you could mentally scar as many of your children as you wanted, and they worked out their resulting issues with alcohol, drugs, and support groups.

Damned internet and blogs ruined everything.
 
2012-11-28 03:11:17 PM  

Lucky LaRue: I remember a time when you could mentally scar as many of your children as you wanted, and they worked out their resulting issues with alcohol, drugs, and support groups.

Damned internet and blogs ruined everything.


Better to work your daddy issues out on Tumblr than on the pole, I guess.
 
2012-11-28 03:17:26 PM  
Wow.
That is a wacky website.
 
2012-11-28 03:21:45 PM  
I think if you click on all the ads on that site at once Dr. John Harvey Kellogg springs from your computer screen and gives you an enema with an unpeeled pineapple while connecting your nipples to a malfunctioning Jacob's Ladder all in the name of treating your Brain Fevers.
 
2012-11-28 03:28:29 PM  

Earpj: Wow.
That is a wacky website.


Seriously. Here's is what else they have to offer: Global government now seeks total control over the internet.
 
2012-11-28 03:29:22 PM  
little suzy cried because mommy drinks. it's a vicious cycle.
 
2012-11-28 03:35:03 PM  
img.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-11-28 03:36:46 PM  

JerseyTim:

Seriously. Here's is what else they have to offer: Global government now seeks total control over the internet.


I was really enjoying the one about medical terrorism in Michigan.

That's some weapons grade derp right there.
 
2012-11-28 03:38:08 PM  

Earpj: JerseyTim:

Seriously. Here's is what else they have to offer: Global government now seeks total control over the internet.

I was really enjoying the one about medical terrorism in Michigan.

That's some weapons grade derp right there.


Derpy, but this article was accurate. Sometimes you find that the derpiest sites have one or two articles that make you go "...oh. Jeeze. Yeah, I get why you're farked up now".
 
2012-11-28 03:38:18 PM  
Bad parents don't know they're bad parents. That's why they don't do it better.
 
2012-11-28 03:38:45 PM  

JerseyTim: Earpj: Wow.
That is a wacky website.

Seriously. Here's is what else they have to offer: Global government now seeks total control over the internet.


You're picking on the wrong stuff:
• The government's demonic strategy against parents of autistic children

• U.S. Supreme Court denies parents of vaccine damaged children their right to seek justice

• State-sponsored medical terrorism: Texas authorities arrest parents, kidnap their teenage daughter, and force her through chemotherapy against her will

• Medical terrorism in Michigan? Parents forced by the state to poison their child with cancer-causing chemicals
 
2012-11-28 03:38:53 PM  
images.somethingawful.com
 
2012-11-28 03:39:43 PM  
That's some Sleepaway Camp-level shiat.
 
2012-11-28 03:40:25 PM  
I could get past the picture of the lady at the top of the website who looks like she threw up into her hands and wants to show us, but I couldn't get past the first sentence of the article.
 
2012-11-28 03:41:57 PM  
Should have pulled out and shot the load on your mom's chest seems to have missed the list
 
2012-11-28 03:42:11 PM  
They forgot:

My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.

I can't be sure that you're my offspring because your mom is a whore, so I'm going to make you the object of my resentment because I don't know who your mom was banging.

I hate that you are not Me v2.0. Why can't you be more like me.

I hate you because you're gay.
 
2012-11-28 03:42:53 PM  
There is some truth to this blog.

I know that I resented that my dad divorced my mom. Even though he was actively involved etc etc there was just something that always bothered me as a younger person. As I have gotten older and see him more of guy vs. my dad it is much easier to understand the decisions he made etc. I might not like some of those decisions but as man to man it is much more understandable and I can relate to it much more easily than I could at 15 or so.

I think a lot of it comes from experience with love. Love isn't always great or easy. I don't think you really learn that until you get older.
 
2012-11-28 03:43:16 PM  
It's a good thing bad parents spend a lot of time looking at natural foods websites for parenting tips. This article will obviously have a major effect.
 
2012-11-28 03:43:53 PM  
Weak article is weak... here's what *real* bad parents say...

Mom: You should thank me because your father wanted to abort you.
Dad: That's not true! It was your mom who wanted to abort you.

/beat that Fark, I have the worst parents in the world... prove me wrong.
 
2012-11-28 03:44:25 PM  

cgraves67: They forgot:

My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.

I can't be sure that you're my offspring because your mom is a whore, so I'm going to make you the object of my resentment because I don't know who your mom was banging.

I hate that you are not Me v2.0. Why can't you be more like me.

I hate you because you're gay.


Come on, let it all out. You're doing good.
 
2012-11-28 03:44:32 PM  

cryinoutloud: Bad parents don't know they're bad parents. That's why they don't do it better.


This. Most/all of the list entries are things the bad parent(s) would have to admit to themselves before they admitted it to the kids.
 
2012-11-28 03:45:08 PM  
How about we studied developmental psychology as intently as our faculties allowed and inverted the lessons and applied them to you systematically and collusively because we are sadists and ontologically inferior.

// not bitter, really
//Happy Holidays
 
2012-11-28 03:45:13 PM  
They also left out, sorry but you're just an insecure twit who needs to blame others for your own problems.
 
2012-11-28 03:45:34 PM  
"I just wanted a blowjob"

"Your mother said she was on birth control"

"Planned Parenthood was closed that day"
 
2012-11-28 03:45:49 PM  
And they forgot: I let you become a hopeless, self-absorbed little brat because I'm a spineless little pussy, who bought into the time-out cop-out and thought Ritalin would solve everything.
 
2012-11-28 03:46:07 PM  
If you are the second child, and you are the same gender as your older sibling, you were the wrong gender. We didn't want you. If you are the 3rd child, and you are the same gender as your 2 older siblings, you are the wrong gender. We didn't want you. Etc...
 
2012-11-28 03:46:32 PM  
This article is pretty spot on in some areas, I am tempted, but hesitant to show it to my wife "You were supposed to know what I wanted you to do without my needing to tell you," "You were supposed to know how to do things without my needing to teach you," and "If you made mistakes, I withheld my love. My child doesn't make mistakes!" are all pretty spot on for her family.

I'm not sure her mother has ever told her she loved her....
 
2012-11-28 03:46:38 PM  
"Mommy doesn't love me any more, that's why I love you more".....

1.bp.blogspot.com

/few bites.
 
2012-11-28 03:47:25 PM  

cgraves67: They forgot:

My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.

I can't be sure that you're my offspring because your mom is a whore, so I'm going to make you the object of my resentment because I don't know who your mom was banging.

I hate that you are not Me v2.0. Why can't you be more like me.

I hate you because you're gay.


"I'm gay because you scarred me from ever having a hereo relationship" would be the perfect response.
 
2012-11-28 03:47:27 PM  

Gabrielmot: Weak article is weak... here's what *real* bad parents say...

Mom: You should thank me because your father wanted to abort you.
Dad: That's not true! It was your mom who wanted to abort you.

/beat that Fark, I have the worst parents in the world... prove me wrong.


Not many aborted fetuses posting on Fark these days...
 
2012-11-28 03:48:02 PM  
cryinoutloud:

Bad parents don't know they're bad parents. That's why they don't do it better.

Don't you think they can compare themselves and their kids to other families? I know I'll never write as well as Henry James. Or are they like my parents? My dad did the best he could with the little he had...

By the way, my mommy cries because I drink: memories of my childhood make me more likely to buy a case of Old Crow than a Greyhound ticket. I might make it for her 80th birthday if my sister flies me in.

PPPPP!!1!!!
 
2012-11-28 03:48:03 PM  

cgraves67: My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.


Actually, my wife could say this one. And it's killing me. She leaves the house for 6 hours for a ride on her motorcycle say, twice a week.., I stay home with my son. Suddenly, I'm not paying enough attention to her and we should consider ourselves "separated". Really?
 
2012-11-28 03:48:14 PM  
everyone is a psycho except me.
 
2012-11-28 03:48:52 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Gabrielmot: Weak article is weak... here's what *real* bad parents say...

Mom: You should thank me because your father wanted to abort you.
Dad: That's not true! It was your mom who wanted to abort you.

/beat that Fark, I have the worst parents in the world... prove me wrong.

Not many aborted fetuses posting on Fark these days...


I was wondering what happened to GrablesDaughter...
 
2012-11-28 03:49:01 PM  

JerseyTim: Earpj: Wow.
That is a wacky website.

Seriously. Here's is what else they have to offer: Global government now seeks total control over the internet.


And any site that links to folks selling colloidal silver is legit in my book.
 
2012-11-28 03:49:28 PM  

ChipNASA: "Mommy doesn't love me any more, that's why I love you more".....

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 237x320]

/few bites.


Okay, that's literally "throw up in my mouth" disturbing...
 
2012-11-28 03:49:38 PM  

ChipNASA: "Mommy doesn't love me any more, that's why I love you more".....

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 237x320]

/few bites.


Hey! I haven't seen that one in a long time.
 
2012-11-28 03:49:51 PM  
Garbage. All children, at some point, hate their parents. It might be for a moment, or weeks, or even years. You can't grow up if you don't break away and learn to make your own call on how you would have done things within the context of how you do them now. But unless the parents were truly abusive, their children will always love them. The "horrible" truths they're talking about are a fantasy applicable in truth to only a small fraction of cases.

I'm sure my kids will come to me at some point and tell me why they thought I was a shiatty parent, or why they disagreed with the decisions I made and took, or why they hate me. And the best I'm going to be able to do is to tell them the reasons why I did what I did, admit that I make mistakes all the time, and hope that if they can't not judge me for the calls I made, that they can at least forgive me for making them -- because they are my reason for being.
 
2012-11-28 03:49:58 PM  

Grapple: cgraves67: My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.

Actually, my wife could say this one. And it's killing me. She leaves the house for 6 hours for a ride on her motorcycle say, twice a week.., I stay home with my son. Suddenly, I'm not paying enough attention to her and we should consider ourselves "separated". Really?


Sounds like she's riding more than a motorcycle to me.
 
2012-11-28 03:50:30 PM  
This should be good ...
 
2012-11-28 03:50:48 PM  
"Men are pigs." I guess that makes women pigfarkers?
 
2012-11-28 03:50:53 PM  
I abused you because it will make you more accepting, and possibly more susceptible to abusive relationships in the future. That priest was able to touch you because I broke down those barriers! Give a little credit where credit is due!
 
2012-11-28 03:50:56 PM  

Grapple: cgraves67: My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.

Actually, my wife could say this one. And it's killing me. She leaves the house for 6 hours for a ride on her motorcycle say, twice a week.., I stay home with my son. Suddenly, I'm not paying enough attention to her and we should consider ourselves "separated". Really?


"Going for a 6 hour ride on the motorcycle", little do you know the hot new guy in accounting is named Harley...
 
2012-11-28 03:51:00 PM  
"Men are pigs. You were a boy trying to become a man. I tried to turn you into a girl to prevent you from becoming a pig."

How do people become transsexuals, again?
 
2012-11-28 03:51:30 PM  
Oh, I think we can add to this list:

> "I like drugs more than I like children. Now, if your mother had given birth to a seven pound bag of meth I'd have been Father of the Year. I blame her."

> "I just didn't feel like Jerry Sandusky should be able to have all of the fun".

> "Look, I had a lot of women. It costs more to buy formula for your ass than it did for me to buy a lady a Cognac. I had to make some tough decisions. Hell, you should be apologizing to ME for all of that cock-blocking you did."
 
2012-11-28 03:52:23 PM  

cryinoutloud: Bad parents don't know care that they're bad parents. That's why they don't do it better.


Fixed that for you. They know. They just don't care.
 
2012-11-28 03:52:26 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Mom: You should thank me because your father wanted to abort you.
Dad: That's not true! It was your mom who wanted to abort you.

/beat that Fark, I have the worst parents in the world... prove me wrong.

Not many aborted fetuses posting on Fark these days...


Yeah, fark atheists will love this one... the reason I think I wasn't aborted was the two of them were too chickenshiat to do it because they thought they'd go to hell...

God saved me... literally.
 
2012-11-28 03:52:27 PM  

omelete: Grapple: cgraves67: My hobbies are a higher priority than your life.

Actually, my wife could say this one. And it's killing me. She leaves the house for 6 hours for a ride on her motorcycle say, twice a week.., I stay home with my son. Suddenly, I'm not paying enough attention to her and we should consider ourselves "separated". Really?

Sounds like she's riding more than a motorcycle to me.


Sharpshooter! This one is obvious.
 
2012-11-28 03:52:28 PM  
I didn't need to tell you what the rules of the house were. There was only one rule: Don't piss me off!

Dad?

/fine, I'll get ya another beer
 
2012-11-28 03:53:05 PM  

Grapple: ChipNASA: "Mommy doesn't love me any more, that's why I love you more".....

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 237x320]

/few bites.

Okay, that's literally "throw up in my mouth" disturbing...


Earpj: ChipNASA: "Mommy doesn't love me any more, that's why I love you more".....

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 237x320]

/few bites.

Hey! I haven't seen that one in a long time.


Really Grapple???

As long as you've been here????

Me to Fark:....
I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!!

datacenteroverlords.files.wordpress.com
 
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