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(Slate)   Obama to have Mitt Romney for lunch. This is not a repeat from November 6   (slate.com) divider line 246
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2012-11-28 01:02:31 PM  
Can you imagine Hillary Clinton having Santorum for lunch in late-November 2016?
 
2012-11-28 01:04:21 PM  
Will Ann be invited? I was told there would be lamentations of their women.
 
2012-11-28 01:08:39 PM  

mrshowrules: Can you imagine Hillary Clinton having Santorum for lunch in late-November 2016?


Ewwwwwwww.
 
2012-11-28 01:09:24 PM  
I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.
 
2012-11-28 01:11:25 PM  

mrshowrules: Can you imagine Hillary Clinton having Santorum for lunch in late-November 2016?


The hell's wrong with you? That's disgusting!

She's gonna need an extra-large jug of Purell...
 
2012-11-28 01:12:58 PM  

mrshowrules: Can you imagine Hillary Clinton having Santorum for lunch in late-November 2016?


FFS. I guess I won't be eating lunch now.
 
2012-11-28 01:15:00 PM  
I'm eagerly awaiting the moment when Mitt Romney unveils the specific details of his tax plan. I respect the fact that he and Ryan were politically savvy enough to know that the unscrupulous Democrats would have pounced on every specific detail and used it as attack fodder if any such details were actually released during the campaign -- it was very smart of the Romney campaign to play their cards close to their chest. But now that the campaign is over, I'm confident that Mitt Romney will soon share with the entire nation his precise prescription for saving the economy. Hopefully, Obama will be man enough to hear his words and hearken to them.
 
2012-11-28 01:16:02 PM  
I hear the cost of admission is 10 years of tax returns.
 
2012-11-28 01:18:22 PM  
Obama's going to have Mitt Romney for lunch? I just knew that socialist, Kenyan practiced those heathen, cannibalistic tribal ways.
 
2012-11-28 01:21:22 PM  
Well, Ovama has shown himself quite willing to dine on dumb beasts.
 
2012-11-28 01:22:33 PM  
Ovama?

I'm gonna remember that for a women's rights thread.
 
2012-11-28 01:24:30 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.


I get the impression the feeling's mutual.

I hope the White House kitchen serves Nyama Choma, Mandazi, Kachumbari and a nice pitcher of banana beer.
 
2012-11-28 01:24:43 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.


"Here, Mitt, try a nice frosty mug of my new homebrew coffee stout. Ah...nnnno. No, it doesn't contain alcohol or caffeine" *snicker* "why do you ask?" *snort*
 
2012-11-28 01:26:30 PM  
thefocusedfilmographer.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 01:26:42 PM  
Romney should casually mentioned that he really didn't pay any taxes for about 10 years.
 
2012-11-28 01:27:10 PM  

Diogenes: Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.

I get the impression the feeling's mutual.


For Romney, though, I don't think it's personal. He feels contempt for Obama simply because he's a commoner. And, a blah one, at that.
 
2012-11-28 01:28:32 PM  
"You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride F**KIN' with you! You gotta fight through that sh*t!"
 
2012-11-28 01:28:56 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.


I disagree.

I fully believe that Obama may loathe Romney as a person; the way he comports himself in various non-public
areas betrays a sliminess that is usually only shown by hagfish or bottom dwelling arthropods.

But, Obama is a skilled politician and he knows that he has to keep his enemies close to him, so he will be as
charming and nice as possible.

Of course, on Earth-4 where R-Money won he'd probably have signed legislation to deport Obama back to Kenya,
but that's neither here nor there.
 
2012-11-28 01:39:45 PM  
Will Mitt Romney have to put on a dress now?

fc07.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-28 01:40:33 PM  

JerseyTim: Romney should casually mentioned that he really didn't pay any taxes for about 10 years.


zipmeme.com
 
2012-11-28 01:42:56 PM  
Romney will leave early after he criticizes the cheap food that isn't up to his standards.
 
2012-11-28 01:47:54 PM  

serpent_sky: Romney will leave early after he criticizes the cheap food that isn't up to his standards.


Lobster. Cold. Bad.
 
2012-11-28 01:48:33 PM  
Mitt: "Hey Barack, mind if I have another beer?"
Pres: "Please proceed, Governor."
 
2012-11-28 01:48:43 PM  

MrBallou: Will Ann be invited?


download.lardlad.com
"Your wife is quite a dish."
 
2012-11-28 01:52:15 PM  
Miracle Whip on Wonderbread, no crusts.
 
2012-11-28 01:54:59 PM  
i194.photobucket.com

Dear President Romney,

It is so nice of you to invite Mr. Fart over to your house for lunch. You are both winners. Can I come? Please let me know if it is BYOP.

Love,
Torg
 
2012-11-28 01:58:05 PM  
In all seriousness, does anyone have the menu for the lunch? I can't find it or mention of the lunch on the President's daily schedule.

I'm one of those people who likes plucky little details like that.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:27 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.


Everybody hates Romney.
 
2012-11-28 02:11:19 PM  

Somacandra: In all seriousness, does anyone have the menu for the lunch? I can't find it or mention of the lunch on the President's daily schedule.

I'm one of those people who likes plucky little details like that.


"Governor Romney! Such a pleasure to see you again. Please, have a seat."

*lifts cover from platter*

"As you can see, here is a beautiful, heaping portion of my ass. Please try it, Governor! Tell me how my ass tastes!"
 
2012-11-28 02:12:06 PM  

Blues_X: "You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride F**KIN' with you! You gotta fight through that sh*t!"


"After the second debate, your ass goes down. Say it."

"After the second debate, my ass goes down."
 
2012-11-28 02:12:47 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 220x153]

Dear President Romney,

It is so nice of you to invite Mr. Fart over to your house for lunch. You are both winners. Can I come? Please let me know if it is BYOP.

Love,
Torg


www.marketplace.org

Dear Mr. Torg,

You know you have a gleam in your eyes that reminds me of my youngest son Bapp Craig. You are certainly invited to share some Sugar Free Vanilla Frozen Yogurt with myself and Mr. Omaba.

Human emotions,

Mitt Romney
 
2012-11-28 02:14:37 PM  
*golfclap*
 
2012-11-28 02:25:01 PM  
Jackson Herring:
Human emotions,

Mitt Romney


Oh god, how I larfed.
 
2012-11-28 02:25:13 PM  

Jackson Herring: Dear Mr. Torg,

You know you have a gleam in your eyes that reminds me of my youngest son Bapp Craig. You are certainly invited to share some Sugar Free Vanilla Frozen Yogurt with myself and Mr. Omaba.

Human emotions, <-------- Farking lost it right here

Mitt Romney

 
2012-11-28 02:29:58 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.


Yeah I thought I remember hearing that as well, that kinda stuff though I guess you never know if it is even true.
 
2012-11-28 02:30:13 PM  
"So Mitt, that farce of an election was a rousing success. Care to drink 40 year old scotch out of a strippers ass crack?"
 
2012-11-28 02:30:22 PM  
Is a president having the losing candidate over for lunch normal? I wonder if Obama is actually spiking the football.

Not that I mind, of course.
 
2012-11-28 02:32:06 PM  
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
 
2012-11-28 02:33:04 PM  
So Mitt Romney is going to the White House after all! HA! Suck it libs
 
2012-11-28 02:34:04 PM  

Ahhh_Ennui: Jackson Herring:
Human emotions,

Mitt Romney

Oh god, how I larfed.


Ditto
 
2012-11-28 02:34:46 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.


McCain actually stood up to supporters who would say Obama is an Islamic terrorist. I can't imagine Romney doing the same thing. Heck, his standard response to everything during the campaign was to agree with the person.
 
2012-11-28 02:35:14 PM  
So in the article they talk about Romney's ability to solve problems. Does Obama really think selling off our nation's assets and firing everyone is really the smart way to fix the economy?
 
2012-11-28 02:37:40 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I fully believe that Obama may loathe Romney as a person; the way he comports himself in various non-public
areas betrays a sliminess that is usually only shown by hagfish or bottom dwelling arthropods.

But, Obama is a skilled politician and he knows that he has to keep his enemies close to him, so he will be as
charming and nice as possible.


Agreed. Romney needs to save face/ rebuild his reputation, Obama needs an in with the Republicans. They'll both play nice.
 
Bf+
2012-11-28 02:38:17 PM  

Jackson Herring: Human emotions,

Mitt Romney




llddr.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-28 02:39:46 PM  

BronyMedic: Will Mitt Romney have to put on a dress now?

[fc07.deviantart.net image 600x600]


Only if he dances Gangnam style for us!
 
2012-11-28 02:40:32 PM  
2%, whole or skim, Mitt?
 
2012-11-28 02:41:14 PM  

qorkfiend: Is a president having the losing candidate over for lunch normal? I wonder if Obama is actually spiking the football.

Not that I mind, of course.


Spike the football? Are you nuts? What if it accidently presses the launch command button when it hits the floor?
 
2012-11-28 02:41:56 PM  

GoodyearPimp: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.


So...a threesome with Michelle?
 
2012-11-28 02:42:09 PM  

PanicMan: DjangoStonereaver: Romney needs to save face/ rebuild his reputation, Obama needs an in with the Republicans. They'll both play nice.


rMoney just got himself crushed and his political career is over. Neither man has anything to offer the other. O will just politely step over his shattered corpse and move along.
 
2012-11-28 02:42:09 PM  

propasaurus: Rev. Skarekroe: I remember reading months ago that Obama actually hates Romney. Like, he didn't hate McCain - he disagreed with him, but he respected him for his service to the country. But he actually loathes Romney as a person.

So this should be interesting.

Everybody hates Romney.


That's what I was going to say...Obama hates Romney? Who the fark doesn't hate Romney? Politics aside. Only Romney stubbornly refuses to hate Romney.
 
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