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2012-11-28 03:15:19 PM
6 votes:
That's why I usually just go onto Craigslist and find an ad offering the services of a highly dominant bear and book him -- but to visit the offending room, taking extra care to ensure he knows all about my "Burl Ives breaks into my hotel room and repeatedly sodomizes me with a can of Rust-O-Leum despite the screaming protests of me and my wife" fetish.

Sure it's a lot noisier for a while, but it later gets *very* quiet.
2012-11-28 03:38:17 PM
3 votes:

occamswrist: StashMonster: Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.

Don't even ask.

CSB.


I'm pretty sure that's not a CSB, at this point it's only an A(ssumed)CSB. How can we know without actually hearing it, and how can we hear it if he won't tell and we can't ask? It's a conundrum, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.
2012-11-28 03:12:16 PM
3 votes:

StashMonster: Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.

Don't even ask.


When I was 16 my school did a trip to Paris, and we were getting hammered on French wine. I vomited from the Eiffel tower and it landed on an artists canvas on Monmartre. I'm told he sold it as a Jackson Pollock.
2012-11-28 03:11:09 PM
3 votes:

Skywolf Philosopher: Endive Wombat:

And I care why?


Because without the story, how could you post your awesome reply?
2012-11-28 08:13:47 PM
2 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.robocoparchive.com image 500x539]
Thirty decibels or less, you have ten seconds or less to comply.


EDs have a tendency to stomp around a lot, so I'd go with a few of these at strategic locations: 

freshinfos.com

/I've heard the hotel serves up a great slice of cake, if you can make it to the lobby.
2012-11-28 04:04:11 PM
2 votes:

Endive Wombat: I stayed a hotel once in Myrtle Beach and had to deal with rowdy guests, well...young teens specifically. It was a group of parents who brought their young teens along, girls in one room, boys in another. They were pulling pranks on each other all night long. I figured by midnight, it would stop, it didn't. So I go to one of the parents rooms and ask them to hush up their kids as it is 12:30am at this point and I would really like some sleep...the mother more or less looks at me like "what am I supposed to do?" and says, oh "kids are kids, they will tire out soon enough"

I told her to go fark herself, went down to the lobby and told the MOD that one of three things was going to happen - either they shut these kids up, they move me to a different room far away from the kids or I am leaving and going to another hotel.

They went up with security and told the kids to go to bed and scolded the parents. About 45 minutes later, the noise starts back up, and even louder this time around.

I call down to the MOD and tell her that there is a bunch of noise again and that the kids are running up and down the hallway. The hotel was booked, so they could not move us to anothe.r room, but they had another, nicer hotel about a mile away that they booked us at for the rest of our stay at the same price we were paying for the lesser expensive hotel. As the wife and I were packing up our stuff (at ~2am), one of the boys managed to break a window. Farking white trash assholes...


Look, if you're dumb enough to stay in Myrtle Beach, you've really no one to blame but yourself.
2012-11-28 03:29:42 PM
2 votes:
but after midnight, you can let it all hang out
2012-11-28 03:12:03 PM
2 votes:
www.robocoparchive.com
Thirty decibels or less, you have ten seconds or less to comply.
2012-11-28 03:11:08 PM
2 votes:

Skywolf Philosopher: Endive Wombat:

And I care why?


If you didn't care you wouldn't remark. So, tell me why it is you feign not caring.
2012-11-28 03:07:20 PM
2 votes:
Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.

Don't even ask.
2012-11-28 06:30:52 PM
1 votes:
I had a affair with a married woman who booked a room for us and told her husband she was visiting her sister. It was the first time for us and I was afraid her old man was going to find us out.
We started going at it hot and heavy and the I guess we were kinda loud .Mid farking a loud banging on the door freaked me. I didn't answer it we just cowered there.It turned out that it was some group of boys on some soccer trip. They were busting balls and running around halls. It really made me paranoid and ruined my experience.
2012-11-28 05:25:21 PM
1 votes:
School trip in 6th grade to NYC. They took us to that giant toy store (I almost put giant-ass, but xkcd). Everyone bought water guns. Floor-wide war that night, guns, ice buckets, and also stink bombs thrown out the windows at hookers.

And that's how the Florence, SC gifted program got banned from a hotel in NYC. (Our room was a corner, two doors for flanking)
2012-11-28 03:57:08 PM
1 votes:
Wow it's just like one of these.

image.shutterstock.com

I've got a friend who loves to gun it whenever he sees one of these to set off the flashing lights.

But I'm sure the "shush" signs will work much better on loud drunks. They would NEVER intentionally set them off.
2012-11-28 03:49:31 PM
1 votes:
shaunclayton.org
Sometimes the guest isn't the problem. Sometimes the hotel brings the noise.
2012-11-28 03:41:31 PM
1 votes:

Noticeably F.A.T.: occamswrist: StashMonster: Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.

Don't even ask.

CSB.

I'm pretty sure that's not a CSB, at this point it's only an A(ssumed)CSB. How can we know without actually hearing it, and how can we hear it if he won't tell and we can't ask? It's a conundrum, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.


My guess: He embezzled money from the school, causing the school to be unable to pay the hotel bills, leading to their blacklisting.
2012-11-28 03:40:11 PM
1 votes:

Kanemano: but after midnight, you can let it all hang out


Let's go out tonight, get a hotel room, get smashed, pick up a couple of hotties and sing this at the top of our lungs at 2am. Clapton would have in the day.
2012-11-28 03:31:42 PM
1 votes:
Does a big red boxing glove accordion out of the sign and knock 'em one in the kisser? Because that would be awesome!
2012-11-28 03:28:30 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-28 03:27:23 PM
1 votes:
Jeez, it's not just partiers and kids. I'm always amazed at how Grandma and Grandpa Bumblefark will happily blather on, at full volume, while trying to grasp the concept that their 2nd floor room can't be found on the 3rd floor. Even when I was a kid, I knew to keep it down in hotel corridors, regardless of the time of day/night.
2012-11-28 03:22:57 PM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Did they purchase the spanking attachment for their scolding machine?


Where can I get this?

/between lady friends
 
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