occamswrist: StashMonster: Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.Don't even ask.CSB.
StashMonster: Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.Don't even ask.
Skywolf Philosopher: Endive Wombat:And I care why?
Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.robocoparchive.com image 500x539]Thirty decibels or less, you have ten seconds or less to comply.
Endive Wombat: I stayed a hotel once in Myrtle Beach and had to deal with rowdy guests, well...young teens specifically. It was a group of parents who brought their young teens along, girls in one room, boys in another. They were pulling pranks on each other all night long. I figured by midnight, it would stop, it didn't. So I go to one of the parents rooms and ask them to hush up their kids as it is 12:30am at this point and I would really like some sleep...the mother more or less looks at me like "what am I supposed to do?" and says, oh "kids are kids, they will tire out soon enough"I told her to go fark herself, went down to the lobby and told the MOD that one of three things was going to happen - either they shut these kids up, they move me to a different room far away from the kids or I am leaving and going to another hotel.They went up with security and told the kids to go to bed and scolded the parents. About 45 minutes later, the noise starts back up, and even louder this time around.I call down to the MOD and tell her that there is a bunch of noise again and that the kids are running up and down the hallway. The hotel was booked, so they could not move us to anothe.r room, but they had another, nicer hotel about a mile away that they booked us at for the rest of our stay at the same price we were paying for the lesser expensive hotel. As the wife and I were packing up our stuff (at ~2am), one of the boys managed to break a window. Farking white trash assholes...
Noticeably F.A.T.: occamswrist: StashMonster: Oh dear ... I was responsible for getting our school banned from all the hotels in some area of London on a school trip when I was about 16.Don't even ask.CSB.I'm pretty sure that's not a CSB, at this point it's only an A(ssumed)CSB. How can we know without actually hearing it, and how can we hear it if he won't tell and we can't ask? It's a conundrum, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.
Kanemano: but after midnight, you can let it all hang out
Wellon Dowd: Did they purchase the spanking attachment for their scolding machine?
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