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(Dlisted)   Jon Stewart is now...wait for it...wait for it...50   (dlisted.com) divider line 68
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2012-11-28 01:48:55 PM  
That tends to happen 50 years after a person is born.
 
2012-11-28 01:54:18 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: That tends to happen 50 years after a person is born.


Depends on how fast they are moving, and the inertial reference frame you are viewing them from. But yes, in general it's a good approximation.
 
2012-11-28 01:54:55 PM  
It's also my birthday,
 
2012-11-28 01:55:13 PM  
McCauly culkin is over 30... john stewart being 50 doesn't hold a candle to that utter mind blown moment.
 
2012-11-28 01:55:26 PM  
How much is that in Jew years? And is that with tip or do I have to add 10%?
 
2012-11-28 01:56:06 PM  

JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,


Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.
 
2012-11-28 01:57:47 PM  
I wonder if he has ever turned 50.....on weed?

/all potted up on weed
 
2012-11-28 01:59:23 PM  

coeyagi: JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,

Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.


Mosoltov!
 
2012-11-28 02:00:55 PM  
i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-28 02:02:17 PM  

JolobinSmokin: coeyagi: JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,

Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.

Mosoltov!


Using Republican reading compreshension skills, that looks like Molotov. And despite their affinity towards Israel, if you're one of those uppity Hollywood types, they would kindly say (and throw) "Molotov" as they speed by your home in the hills.
 
2012-11-28 02:02:49 PM  
I like the picture of Madonna in the article though
 
2012-11-28 02:04:09 PM  
I love him so. I'd break my marriage vows for him and my hubs would totally understand.
 
2012-11-28 02:05:37 PM  

coeyagi: JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,

Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.


And using Democratic logic, that makes them both penguins.

That said, just so everyone understands this, that makes him a freaking baby boomer, subject to all the scorn and hatred fark seems to have for that age group.
 
2012-11-28 02:09:03 PM  

JolobinSmokin: coeyagi: JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,

Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.

Mosoltov!


Cocktails for everyone!
 
2012-11-28 02:12:28 PM  

coeyagi: How much is that in Jew years? And is that with tip or do I have to add 10%?


That would be without tip, of course.

Oh, you meant something else...
 
2012-11-28 02:13:00 PM  
Berry Gordy Jr. is still alive? He most assuredly is The Last Dragon.
 
2012-11-28 02:13:29 PM  
This information brought to you by the National Association of Media Baron Lifespan Assessors.
 
2012-11-28 02:15:39 PM  
And still offering wry, cute, and sardonic critiques of the mainstream from snugly within the false left vs. right paradigm -- that some people are convinced are 'objective'.
 
2012-11-28 02:17:06 PM  
And still a political hack who hides behind his claim of being a comedian every time he gets called out on his Left-wing bullshiate.
 
2012-11-28 02:20:37 PM  
It is also Mary Elizabeth Winstead's birthday.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 02:20:41 PM  

garandman1a: coeyagi: JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,

Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.

And using Democratic logic, that makes them both penguins.

That said, just so everyone understands this, that makes him a freaking baby boomer, subject to all the scorn and hatred fark seems to have for that age group.


No it doesn't
 
2012-11-28 02:23:05 PM  
How much longer are we to put up with these things?
 
2012-11-28 02:23:31 PM  

douchebag/hater: And still a political hack who hides behind his claim of being a comedian every time he gets called out on his Left-wing bullshiate.


Um, he is a comedian. I know this is a troll, but I've heard this actual comment before from people who meant it. Baffling.
 
2012-11-28 02:25:55 PM  

Wellon Dowd: It is also Mary Elizabeth Winstead's birthday.


I hate her because of Ramona Flowers.

And I hate Zooey Deshanel because of Summer Finn.

I can no longer separate them.
 
2012-11-28 02:27:06 PM  

garandman1a: That said, just so everyone understands this, that makes him a freaking baby boomer


You... don't know how generations work, do you?
 
2012-11-28 02:27:26 PM  
I'm just glad he didn't inherit his father's stuttering problem, otherwise he might not have had such a wonderful life.
 
2012-11-28 02:27:42 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-28 02:29:09 PM  
Happy birthday to me and Jon!
 
2012-11-28 02:32:28 PM  
I would wreck him, repeatedly, until his wife pulled off him. Then, I'd fight her for him.
 
2012-11-28 02:49:55 PM  

Decillion: douchebag/hater: And still a political hack who hides behind his claim of being a comedian every time he gets called out on his Left-wing bullshiate.

Um, he is a comedian. I know this is a troll, but I've heard this actual comment before from people who meant it. Baffling.


I don't like how egotistical he is about allowing praise when its clearly a ton of skilled writers who have elevated him, I know, I know see every tv star ever. Then again he is pretty capable in interviews except he relies on his making fun of his jewish heritage too much (its just old worn out jokes, nothing against the jewish faith).

Anyways, came to make a joke about how capable he is at halfback despite his age.
 
2012-11-28 03:18:48 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: garandman1a: coeyagi: JolobinSmokin: It's also my birthday,

Using Republican logic, that makes you a Jew.

And using Democratic logic, that makes them both penguins.

That said, just so everyone understands this, that makes him a freaking baby boomer, subject to all the scorn and hatred fark seems to have for that age group.

No it doesn't


Depends, I've heard the cutoff being 1960, I've heard the cutoff being 1966. Does it really matter? While he is obviously loaded, he doesn't have that same je ne sais quoi, doucheability. that the tea partiers and other entitled assholes have that think you can take the lion's share behind closed doors and whine in public about "gubermint" and freeloaders.
 
2012-11-28 03:20:26 PM  

buntz: Wellon Dowd: It is also Mary Elizabeth Winstead's birthday.

I hate her because of Ramona Flowers.

And I hate Zooey Deshanel because of Summer Finn.

I can no longer separate them.


While Scott Pilgrim was a good flick, my penis couldn't find any fascination with her either. My penis is usually a fan of hers in other films.
 
2012-11-28 03:24:27 PM  

coeyagi: While Scott Pilgrim was a good flick, my penis couldn't find any fascination with her either. My penis is usually a fan of hers in other films.


But she was an awful awful person. That was my issue. She was cute enough in it. But such a turn off the way she acted and the things she did/said.
 
2012-11-28 03:28:03 PM  

buntz: coeyagi: While Scott Pilgrim was a good flick, my penis couldn't find any fascination with her either. My penis is usually a fan of hers in other films.

But she was an awful awful person. That was my issue. She was cute enough in it. But such a turn off the way she acted and the things she did/said.


kind of love the tea/underwear bed kissing sequence
 
2012-11-28 03:35:44 PM  

Also celebrating a birthday today.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-11-28 03:41:04 PM  

thecpt: Decillion: douchebag/hater: And still a political hack who hides behind his claim of being a comedian every time he gets called out on his Left-wing bullshiate.

Um, he is a comedian. I know this is a troll, but I've heard this actual comment before from people who meant it. Baffling.

I don't like how egotistical he is about allowing praise when its clearly a ton of skilled writers who have elevated him, I know, I know see every tv star ever. Then again he is pretty capable in interviews except he relies on his making fun of his jewish heritage too much (its just old worn out jokes, nothing against the jewish faith).

Anyways, came to make a joke about how capable he is at halfback despite his age.


Personally, I find this an interesting career choice for a retired Green Lantern.

/Lost a lot of his tan too...
 
2012-11-28 04:28:39 PM  

coeyagi: Depends, I've heard the cutoff being 1960, I've heard the cutoff being 1966.


The statistical end of the "boom" was 1964, but culturally speaking, I'd put it much earlier. A 1964 baby is barely out of diapers for Woodstock and incredibly unlikely to have parents who were fighting/working during WWII. A pair of 1940 babies who were barely out of diapers for the end of WWII would have been having their own kids in 1964.
 
2012-11-28 04:59:19 PM  

12349876: coeyagi: Depends, I've heard the cutoff being 1960, I've heard the cutoff being 1966.

The statistical end of the "boom" was 1964, but culturally speaking, I'd put it much earlier. A 1964 baby is barely out of diapers for Woodstock and incredibly unlikely to have parents who were fighting/working during WWII. A pair of 1940 babies who were barely out of diapers for the end of WWII would have been having their own kids in 1964.


A good rule of thumb: someone who can remember where they were when they learned JFK had been shot, but was not yet old enough to have voted for him.
 
2012-11-28 05:06:28 PM  

HST's Dead Carcass: Berry Gordy Jr. is still alive? He most assuredly is The Last Dragon.


...are you suggesting Jon Steward is the Last Unicorn?
 
2012-11-28 05:21:23 PM  
HEY! (turned 50 back on Nov 21st)
 
2012-11-28 05:22:03 PM  
HEY! (I turned 50 back on Nov 21st)
 
2012-11-28 05:26:39 PM  
My daughter turns 10 today. Was thanksgiving morning back in 2002...

/CSB
 
2012-11-28 06:46:49 PM  

thecpt: Decillion: douchebag/hater: And still a political hack who hides behind his claim of being a comedian every time he gets called out on his Left-wing bullshiate.

Um, he is a comedian. I know this is a troll, but I've heard this actual comment before from people who meant it. Baffling.

I don't like how egotistical he is about allowing praise when its clearly a ton of skilled writers who have elevated him, I know, I know see every tv star ever. Then again he is pretty capable in interviews except he relies on his making fun of his jewish heritage too much (its just old worn out jokes, nothing against the jewish faith).

Anyways, came to make a joke about how capable he is at halfback despite his age.


What? He's CONSTANTLY referencing the writing staff. I'd say it works out to at least one mention per show plus 2 per interview. It's one of the many things I love about him.
 
2012-11-28 06:55:49 PM  
What that in dog years ? Since Jon Stewart stole half his act from Scooby Doo.
 
2012-11-28 06:55:52 PM  
I turned 50 last year (le sigh) and am now an official Old Basterd. GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
2012-11-28 07:06:23 PM  

enry: My daughter turns 10 today. Was thanksgiving morning back in 2002...

/CSB


My daughter turned 21 about 15 minutes ago - Thanksgiving evening 1991. Watched Full House rerun in birthing room waiting for blessed event.
 
2012-11-28 07:08:43 PM  
A good rule of thumb: someone who can remember where they were when they learned JFK had been shot, but was not yet old enough to have voted for him.

I can remember where i was when I heard about JFK (4th grade classroom, just after recess). I'm somewhere between boomers and something.
 
2012-11-28 07:27:10 PM  
Good for him. I thought he was already in his 50's.. Not digging on his looks but outside of his show and even in the camera lights sometimes you can really see his age shine through.

Everytime he shows an old clip from the show he has to dig on how young he looks in everything that ever came before that night's show :P
 
2012-11-28 08:07:51 PM  
He is older than Colbert. Perhaps because of the persona he projects, Colbert just seems older.
 
2012-11-28 08:39:39 PM  
He a coo' kid.
 
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