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2012-11-28 12:42:26 PM
"I wonder if it's Gus..."

/clicks link

Yep.

/closes tab
 
2012-11-28 12:45:01 PM
That video was... oddly hypnotic.
 
2012-11-28 12:50:36 PM
who?
 
2012-11-28 12:51:37 PM
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
 
You can tell he decided years ago by watching himself in a mirror to get that signoff juuuust right
 
2012-11-28 12:53:10 PM
Not watching the video cause I already have a mental picture of Jim Carey doing that big head swing when he says, all righty then...
 
2012-11-28 01:19:02 PM
this is why the internet exists.
 
2012-11-28 01:20:34 PM
I've never understood.... why all reporters have to talk.... the same way.

Asking from my desk at work
this is Land Ark commenting
on Fark.com
 
2012-11-28 01:40:25 PM
Again?
 
2012-11-28 01:48:34 PM
Starting to wonder why the Fark video tab doesn't just link directly to Wimp.
 
2012-11-28 01:48:57 PM
Can't wait until the guy sees this. He'll head straight for the mirror. Guaranteed.
 
2012-11-28 01:49:32 PM

Blues_X: Again?


Repeatedly, from the looks of it.
 
2012-11-28 02:04:11 PM
I just finished watching and wanted to say something, but I've forgotten his name.
 
2012-11-28 02:05:28 PM
...and HELL-O new ringtone!
 
2012-11-28 02:10:46 PM

you mean like Papa

Johns ?
 
2012-11-28 02:56:10 PM

Langston:
 
You can tell he decided years ago by watching himself in a mirror to get that signoff juuuust right


I bet he had trouble learning to say his own name when he was a kid and his Mommy did that little sing-song thing and had him repeat it until he got it right.
 
2012-11-28 03:53:04 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Can't wait until the guy sees this.


He has.
 
2012-11-28 03:53:25 PM
I think that will make a good Samba track
 
2012-11-28 04:13:57 PM
I like the part where he said "Gustavo Amadovar"
 
2012-11-28 04:56:53 PM

Langston: Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
Gus-TAVo Almo-DOvar 
 
You can tell he decided years ago by watching himself in a mirror to get that signoff juuuust right


Yup.

Also: he closes his eyes before starting his first name. Watch the video again, each clips starts with his eyes closed, then they open up when he begins his first name.
 
2012-11-28 05:25:40 PM
That was funny... he arched his eyebrow too.
 
2012-11-28 05:51:25 PM
I found this easy to masturbate to.
 
2012-11-28 08:10:37 PM

Land Ark: I've never understood.... why all reporters have to talk.... the same way.
Asking from my desk at work
this is Land Ark commenting
on Fark.com


Have worked with literally hundreds of reporters, I have you answer: it's pure mimicry. They see other reporters do it and think, "Hey, if THEY'RE doing it... it must be right." Which, coincidentally, is also the reason local news sucks so much... because they see OTHER stations sucking, so they do likewise.
 
2012-11-28 10:28:37 PM
Cooooo-Stanza
 
2012-11-28 10:59:39 PM
Gustavo I'm a dough fart?
 
2012-11-29 12:02:34 AM

Land Ark: I've never understood.... why all reporters have to talk.... the same way.

Asking from my desk at work
this is Land Ark commenting
on FARK....

....dot com.



FTFY
 
2012-11-29 12:35:45 AM
Now it needs a dubstep remix
 
2012-11-29 12:45:23 AM

Crockett: Now it needs a dubstep remix


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Sta Sta
StaStaStaStaSta Sta-Sta-Sta

Guuuuuuuu Staaaaaaaaaaa
Sta Sta
StaStaStaStaSta Sta-Sta-Sta


Guuuuuuuu Staaaaaaaaaaa
Sta Sta
StaStaStaStaSta Sta-Sta-Sta
Vo Almamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama

DO

VAR

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BWWOWW WWOOWWW TSS-TSS-TSS BRUVRADABRUVRADABRUVRADA PSHT-kduh-PSHT
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BWWOWW WWOOWWW TSS-TSS-TSS BRUVRADABRUVRADABRUVRADA PSSSHT
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/in my mind, man
 
2012-11-29 12:50:28 AM
 
2012-11-29 01:00:57 AM
Nobody can say that name without their head twitching. Try it. I dare you.
 
2012-11-29 03:47:31 AM
Related?
 
2012-11-29 03:49:28 AM
that will teach me not to preview
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-29 03:51:29 AM
Ah the internet. Possibly the greatest creation in the history of mankind for disseminating information to the masses. Gustaaaavo AmaDOvar.
 
mhd
2012-11-29 07:01:46 AM
i.imgur.com
Miranda Veracruz de la Hoya *nod* Cardenal
 
2012-11-29 07:15:49 AM
It's got a good beat

jaymckinnon.com
www.vibe.com
 
2012-11-29 10:24:18 AM
The most annoying reporter "shtick" is NJ 101.5's Dave Matthau (sp). It's the way he emphasizes "new" when signing off, "Dave Matthau, NJ101 5 newwwwwwwwwwwws." I want to farking punch this douche in the jaw every single time I hear it.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:07 AM
I do something similar whenever I say the name: Antonio BANDERAS.
 
2012-11-29 12:39:05 PM

Radak: Marcus Aurelius: Can't wait until the guy sees this.

He has.


"People will chew it for a little while, toss it and move on."

/so many fap jokes
 
2012-11-29 02:01:33 PM

Pappas: Land Ark: I've never understood.... why all reporters have to talk.... the same way.
Asking from my desk at work
this is Land Ark commenting
on Fark.com

Have worked with literally hundreds of reporters, I have you answer: it's pure mimicry. They see other reporters do it and think, "Hey, if THEY'RE doing it... it must be right." Which, coincidentally, is also the reason local news sucks so much... because they see OTHER stations sucking, so they do likewise.


yep. this.
when I worked in local news, we had monitors with the other local news channels playing in our news room.
the channel that went to air before us was always copied as to which stories they were starting with.....

producer: "Oh they're starting with the new crosswalk on 1st and main???? Quick! change our script so we start with that, too!!!!" Repeat daily.

/css
 
2012-11-29 02:28:43 PM

no clever name here just move along: Pappas: Land Ark: I've never understood.... why all reporters have to talk.... the same way.
Asking from my desk at work
this is Land Ark commenting
on Fark.com

Have worked with literally hundreds of reporters, I have you answer: it's pure mimicry. They see other reporters do it and think, "Hey, if THEY'RE doing it... it must be right." Which, coincidentally, is also the reason local news sucks so much... because they see OTHER stations sucking, so they do likewise.

yep. this.
when I worked in local news, we had monitors with the other local news channels playing in our news room.
the channel that went to air before us was always copied as to which stories they were starting with.....

producer: "Oh they're starting with the new crosswalk on 1st and main???? Quick! change our script so we start with that, too!!!!" Repeat daily.

/css


I love it when the talking heads (no, not the band) try to express concern about a story they are listening to their co-horts read off the telepromter. I also find it hilarious when they raise their voices in concern or distress. It all seems so thinly veiled and insincere that's it's like watching bad acting.....


Oh wait, that's what it is!

/news reporters=bad actors (at least on the local level)
 
2012-11-29 03:48:05 PM
yah. I liked my job working in local news, I was one of the technicians that helped get it to air; but when I left that job I was glad because the whole time I felt like I was contributing to the dumbing down of American society.
 
2012-11-30 12:52:53 AM
Derick Thomas for the news.................................................................. ....................................Channel 6.
 
2012-11-30 08:50:53 PM
www.empireonline.com

/"Double-u ENNNNN bc!"
 
2012-11-30 09:25:36 PM

WordsnCollision: [www.empireonline.com image 500x400]

/"Double-u ENNNNN bc!"


Well DONE!
 
2012-12-01 09:13:09 AM

T.rex: That was funny... he arched his eyebrow too.


favrit'd
 
2012-12-01 09:16:26 AM

MrCheeks: I found this easy to masturbate to.


favrit'd (actually did not fav'rit the post above, I was simply high at 9am on a Saturday morn...way high.) this is the one that made me clutch my gut in lol
 
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